Serenity's Findings-Chap 14 Going Home
Angle: I have had enough of the mind games.
Christian: Do what I would do.
Angle: What do you do?
Christian: Throw fits and quit!
Angle: If you quit, then why are you still here?
Christian: I don't know.
Angle: Hey you know I could use your help getting Benoit, Edge, and Serenity back.
Christian: Only if you say the disclaimer. If you don't then Sailor Serenity will hunt me down to say it.
Angle: Okay, we don't own the wrestlers or WWE/F.
Christian: Lets go plan then while the chapter comes.
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She looked at her brother with a wicked grin on her face.
Steph: Kane, RVD, and HBK Shawn Michaels!
Shane: But…
Vince: So be it.
Steph: Being the lovely sister that I am, I will let you have Big Show, Nidia, and Jaime Noble.
Vince: Now shake hands and never see each other again.
Shane: I'll see you in the next lifetime, Stephanie.
Steph: Bye, Shane-O-Mac.
Back in the locker room, Steph was talking to her wrestlers.
Steph: I would like you to know that some of us will be doing a house show in Canada. Lets see, Matt Hardy, Lita, Jeff Hardy, Billy Kidman, Edge, Christian, Serenity, Rikishi, Triple H, Kane, Undertaker, RVD, Shannon Moore, Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho, Test, Rey Mysterio, Rhyno, Tajiri, Funaki, and Kurt Angle. These twenty will be in a new division known as the WWEX, World Wrestling Extreme. The other wrestlers will stay here on Smackdown.
Torrie: That's not fair! How could you separate Billy and me?
A-Train: At least I still have Big Show and Dawn Marie.
Show: Don't forget about the Guerreros.
Angle: I guess we better start packing.
Serenity: Back to the homeland.
The wrestlers get there with Vince McMahon as the general manager. They have the day off.
Triple H: What should we do?
Christian: We have a surprise for Serenity.
Serenity: You do? What is it?
Edge: It's a secret. Some of you can come along if you would like to.
Jeff: I guess since Lita and Matt have to go shopping, I'm game.
Kidman: I have some things to take care of.
Rikishi: I'm going to tour around here.
Mysterio: I'll come along with Shannon.
Benoit: I've familiar with this place so I'm coming.
Rhyno: I don't want to go.
Funaki: Tajiri and I, Funaki are going to talk with general manager, Vincent K. McMahon.
Undertaker: Kane and I are hitting the nearest bar.
Jericho, Test, RVD, Triple H, and Angle: We're coming!!
Serenity was blindfolded and was lead into someone's house. As soon as the blindfold was taking off, Serenity gasped.
Serenity: No!
Edge, Christian, and Serenity's mother walked out of the kitchen.
Mother: Edge, Christian, why didn't you tell me that you were bringing this much company. I'll go make some cookies.
As the mother left, Serenity got out of her seat and walked towards the door. She found it guarded by Christian.
Serenity: Christian, get out of my way.
Christian: Nope, not until you talk to her.
Jeff: What's going on?
Shannon: I think I know.
Triple H: Edge, how dare you bring her back home.
Jericho: I think we might have some conflict.
Benoit: Christian, do you own a bomb shelter?
Test: I don't want to be under Miss Copeland's wrath.
RVD: Which one?
Mysterio: I think she's coming back!
Angle: I hope she brings some milk with those cookies!
Others: Kurt!!!
The mother returns with milk and cookies.
Mother: So who are all of you?
Jeff: A member of Team Extreme, Jeffrey Nero Hardy.
Shannon: Another member, Shannon Moore.
Mother: Ah, Shannon how cute. You have a girl's name.
Benoit: I'm the Crippler, Chris Benoit.
Test: Test…
Jericho: King of the world, Y2J!
RVD: RVD!
Triple H: I'm the Game, Triple H!
Mysterio: I'm Rey Mysterio.
Angle: Kurt Angle, Olympic gold medallist!
Mother: Interesting names. Christian Copeland is a good name for my little son. Adam?
Test: Edge, I think she's talking to you.
He leaves his train of thought.
Edge: Yes?
Mother: Don't you think your friends have interesting names?
Edge: Y2J is Chris Jericho, Triple H is Hunter Hearst Hemsley, and RVD is Rob Van Dam.
Mother: So who's your female friend?
Serenity: Katrina Jones…
Mother: You look so familiar Katrina.
Christian: That's because her name isn't Katrina Jones. Mom, this is your daughter Serenity Copeland.
Mother and daughter stare are each other before the mom talks.
Mother: You boys know I don't have any daughters. I just have Adam and Christian.
Edge: She told us everything mom. She's our sister.
Mother: Can I talk to your little friend for a while?
She raised her stirring spoon. Triple H went protectively in front of Serenity.
Edge: It's okay Hunter. Serenity, go ahead and have a nice chat.
Serenity: You're gonna pay dear brothers of mine.
She followed her mother into the kitchen.
Mother: My have you grown. So, what did you do…did you go looking for Adam?
Serenity: Hey, it's not my fault I was by a WWE entrance and got hit by a steel chair. I found Edge there, but gave that fake name so he wouldn't know it was me. I found out from the general manager, Stephanie that Christian was my brother too.
Mother: So how has your father been doing?
Serenity: He's slowly dying of cancer.
Mother: Serves him right!
Serenity: It's not his fault! He didn't know that you had a husband! You're the one who had an affair.
Mother: Don't you dare speak to me like that?
A slap was heard. Edge and Triple H rushed thru the kitchen door. The mother was standing in there alone.
Edge: What happened?
Mother: That little spoiled brat slapped me!
Triple H: Where is Serena?
Mother: She left thru the backdoor. Who knows where she's headed.
Edge: Give me the address of her father.
Mother: Fine, just tell me…is she a wrestler?
Triple H: The term is diva and yes she is.
Edge went back into the other room with the address.
Edge: RVD, Test, Shannon, Benoit, Jeff…please go to this address and find Serenity. She's a little steamed at Christian and me,
Christian: Where did she go?
Edge: Christian, Kurt, Jericho, Rey, and I will go back to the arena. So we split into two groups of five people. Hunter, go with the others and get her back.
The six guys waited outside the door.
Jeff: So who's knocking?
Benoit: I think I will pass it to the disturbed little dyed one.
Jeff: Hey, I'm not volunteering!
Test: I'm not; I use to be her enemy!
RVD: I don't even know her that well!
Shannon: Triple H, you are her boyfriend right?
Test: Hey, they haven't officially hooked up for some reasons. You're one of them, Shannon.
Shannon: Me?!
Triple H: I'll knock on the door.
A maid answered the door.
Maid: Hello?
Triple H: Hi, I'm Hunter Hearst Hemsley. I was wondering if my "friend", Serenity Copeland is here?
Maid: I'm sorry, her father just died. She ran out talking about the nearest bridge.
RVD: Oh no…
Triple H: What are we going to do?
Shannon: Benoit, you're from here right? Where would that be?
Benoit: Let me see, about five minutes heading northbound.
Jeff: Okay RVD, Test, and Triple H go back to the arena.
Triple H: But she's…
Jeff: Hunter, we know what she is to you, but we don't need you getting crazy. If you want to, back at the arena, give Kurt a nice Pedigree.
Shannon: Benoit, lead the way to the bridge.
The guys got back to the arena. Edge was sitting at the foot of the stairs while Christian was talking to Vince McMahon at the top of the stairs. Christian peered down at his vulnerable older brother. This time it would have to be him to comfort Edge instead of the other way around.
Vince: So you've sent out the troops?
Christian: Yeah, can you excuse me Vince? Edge?
Edge: Huh? What, Christian?
Christian: It'll be all right. Hunter and the others will bring her back.
Triple H: Edge, Christian!
Christian: See Hunter, Rob, and Test are back.
Edge: Yea, but where are the other three and Ren?
Test: Man, Serenity's father passed away and now she's going to jump off the nearest bridge.
Edge: No, I have to go to her.
RVD: That wouldn't be cool, Edge. She's probably still mad at you for what you did. It would be best if you allowed Jeff, Shannon, and Chris handle her.
Chris Jericho walked in.
Jericho: Did I just hear my name?
RVD: I was talking about Benoit.
Test: He's one of the three trying to coax Serenity not to jump off the bridge.
Jericho: What?!
Edge: I can't lose her after all of the things I have done to her just now.
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Angle: I guess we have to put our payback plans on hold for awhile.
Christian: You better put them on hold. Ren and Benoit are headed for the bridge and Edge is a mess.
Sailor Serenity: No pranks, this is a serious matter. I could just kick you out of the story.
Angle: Then it wouldn't be good.
Sailor Serenity: It wouldn't be good because I wouldn't be able to do harm to you in the story.
Angle: I have had enough of the mind games.
Christian: Do what I would do.
Angle: What do you do?
Christian: Throw fits and quit!
Angle: If you quit, then why are you still here?
Christian: I don't know.
Angle: Hey you know I could use your help getting Benoit, Edge, and Serenity back.
Christian: Only if you say the disclaimer. If you don't then Sailor Serenity will hunt me down to say it.
Angle: Okay, we don't own the wrestlers or WWE/F.
Christian: Lets go plan then while the chapter comes.
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She looked at her brother with a wicked grin on her face.
Steph: Kane, RVD, and HBK Shawn Michaels!
Shane: But…
Vince: So be it.
Steph: Being the lovely sister that I am, I will let you have Big Show, Nidia, and Jaime Noble.
Vince: Now shake hands and never see each other again.
Shane: I'll see you in the next lifetime, Stephanie.
Steph: Bye, Shane-O-Mac.
Back in the locker room, Steph was talking to her wrestlers.
Steph: I would like you to know that some of us will be doing a house show in Canada. Lets see, Matt Hardy, Lita, Jeff Hardy, Billy Kidman, Edge, Christian, Serenity, Rikishi, Triple H, Kane, Undertaker, RVD, Shannon Moore, Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho, Test, Rey Mysterio, Rhyno, Tajiri, Funaki, and Kurt Angle. These twenty will be in a new division known as the WWEX, World Wrestling Extreme. The other wrestlers will stay here on Smackdown.
Torrie: That's not fair! How could you separate Billy and me?
A-Train: At least I still have Big Show and Dawn Marie.
Show: Don't forget about the Guerreros.
Angle: I guess we better start packing.
Serenity: Back to the homeland.
The wrestlers get there with Vince McMahon as the general manager. They have the day off.
Triple H: What should we do?
Christian: We have a surprise for Serenity.
Serenity: You do? What is it?
Edge: It's a secret. Some of you can come along if you would like to.
Jeff: I guess since Lita and Matt have to go shopping, I'm game.
Kidman: I have some things to take care of.
Rikishi: I'm going to tour around here.
Mysterio: I'll come along with Shannon.
Benoit: I've familiar with this place so I'm coming.
Rhyno: I don't want to go.
Funaki: Tajiri and I, Funaki are going to talk with general manager, Vincent K. McMahon.
Undertaker: Kane and I are hitting the nearest bar.
Jericho, Test, RVD, Triple H, and Angle: We're coming!!
Serenity was blindfolded and was lead into someone's house. As soon as the blindfold was taking off, Serenity gasped.
Serenity: No!
Edge, Christian, and Serenity's mother walked out of the kitchen.
Mother: Edge, Christian, why didn't you tell me that you were bringing this much company. I'll go make some cookies.
As the mother left, Serenity got out of her seat and walked towards the door. She found it guarded by Christian.
Serenity: Christian, get out of my way.
Christian: Nope, not until you talk to her.
Jeff: What's going on?
Shannon: I think I know.
Triple H: Edge, how dare you bring her back home.
Jericho: I think we might have some conflict.
Benoit: Christian, do you own a bomb shelter?
Test: I don't want to be under Miss Copeland's wrath.
RVD: Which one?
Mysterio: I think she's coming back!
Angle: I hope she brings some milk with those cookies!
Others: Kurt!!!
The mother returns with milk and cookies.
Mother: So who are all of you?
Jeff: A member of Team Extreme, Jeffrey Nero Hardy.
Shannon: Another member, Shannon Moore.
Mother: Ah, Shannon how cute. You have a girl's name.
Benoit: I'm the Crippler, Chris Benoit.
Test: Test…
Jericho: King of the world, Y2J!
RVD: RVD!
Triple H: I'm the Game, Triple H!
Mysterio: I'm Rey Mysterio.
Angle: Kurt Angle, Olympic gold medallist!
Mother: Interesting names. Christian Copeland is a good name for my little son. Adam?
Test: Edge, I think she's talking to you.
He leaves his train of thought.
Edge: Yes?
Mother: Don't you think your friends have interesting names?
Edge: Y2J is Chris Jericho, Triple H is Hunter Hearst Hemsley, and RVD is Rob Van Dam.
Mother: So who's your female friend?
Serenity: Katrina Jones…
Mother: You look so familiar Katrina.
Christian: That's because her name isn't Katrina Jones. Mom, this is your daughter Serenity Copeland.
Mother and daughter stare are each other before the mom talks.
Mother: You boys know I don't have any daughters. I just have Adam and Christian.
Edge: She told us everything mom. She's our sister.
Mother: Can I talk to your little friend for a while?
She raised her stirring spoon. Triple H went protectively in front of Serenity.
Edge: It's okay Hunter. Serenity, go ahead and have a nice chat.
Serenity: You're gonna pay dear brothers of mine.
She followed her mother into the kitchen.
Mother: My have you grown. So, what did you do…did you go looking for Adam?
Serenity: Hey, it's not my fault I was by a WWE entrance and got hit by a steel chair. I found Edge there, but gave that fake name so he wouldn't know it was me. I found out from the general manager, Stephanie that Christian was my brother too.
Mother: So how has your father been doing?
Serenity: He's slowly dying of cancer.
Mother: Serves him right!
Serenity: It's not his fault! He didn't know that you had a husband! You're the one who had an affair.
Mother: Don't you dare speak to me like that?
A slap was heard. Edge and Triple H rushed thru the kitchen door. The mother was standing in there alone.
Edge: What happened?
Mother: That little spoiled brat slapped me!
Triple H: Where is Serena?
Mother: She left thru the backdoor. Who knows where she's headed.
Edge: Give me the address of her father.
Mother: Fine, just tell me…is she a wrestler?
Triple H: The term is diva and yes she is.
Edge went back into the other room with the address.
Edge: RVD, Test, Shannon, Benoit, Jeff…please go to this address and find Serenity. She's a little steamed at Christian and me,
Christian: Where did she go?
Edge: Christian, Kurt, Jericho, Rey, and I will go back to the arena. So we split into two groups of five people. Hunter, go with the others and get her back.
The six guys waited outside the door.
Jeff: So who's knocking?
Benoit: I think I will pass it to the disturbed little dyed one.
Jeff: Hey, I'm not volunteering!
Test: I'm not; I use to be her enemy!
RVD: I don't even know her that well!
Shannon: Triple H, you are her boyfriend right?
Test: Hey, they haven't officially hooked up for some reasons. You're one of them, Shannon.
Shannon: Me?!
Triple H: I'll knock on the door.
A maid answered the door.
Maid: Hello?
Triple H: Hi, I'm Hunter Hearst Hemsley. I was wondering if my "friend", Serenity Copeland is here?
Maid: I'm sorry, her father just died. She ran out talking about the nearest bridge.
RVD: Oh no…
Triple H: What are we going to do?
Shannon: Benoit, you're from here right? Where would that be?
Benoit: Let me see, about five minutes heading northbound.
Jeff: Okay RVD, Test, and Triple H go back to the arena.
Triple H: But she's…
Jeff: Hunter, we know what she is to you, but we don't need you getting crazy. If you want to, back at the arena, give Kurt a nice Pedigree.
Shannon: Benoit, lead the way to the bridge.
The guys got back to the arena. Edge was sitting at the foot of the stairs while Christian was talking to Vince McMahon at the top of the stairs. Christian peered down at his vulnerable older brother. This time it would have to be him to comfort Edge instead of the other way around.
Vince: So you've sent out the troops?
Christian: Yeah, can you excuse me Vince? Edge?
Edge: Huh? What, Christian?
Christian: It'll be all right. Hunter and the others will bring her back.
Triple H: Edge, Christian!
Christian: See Hunter, Rob, and Test are back.
Edge: Yea, but where are the other three and Ren?
Test: Man, Serenity's father passed away and now she's going to jump off the nearest bridge.
Edge: No, I have to go to her.
RVD: That wouldn't be cool, Edge. She's probably still mad at you for what you did. It would be best if you allowed Jeff, Shannon, and Chris handle her.
Chris Jericho walked in.
Jericho: Did I just hear my name?
RVD: I was talking about Benoit.
Test: He's one of the three trying to coax Serenity not to jump off the bridge.
Jericho: What?!
Edge: I can't lose her after all of the things I have done to her just now.
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Angle: I guess we have to put our payback plans on hold for awhile.
Christian: You better put them on hold. Ren and Benoit are headed for the bridge and Edge is a mess.
Sailor Serenity: No pranks, this is a serious matter. I could just kick you out of the story.
Angle: Then it wouldn't be good.
Sailor Serenity: It wouldn't be good because I wouldn't be able to do harm to you in the story.