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A/N:  I'm not entirely sure why I'm uploading this, cause nobody has read my story.  And if they have, they didn't review.  Oh well.  So goes life. 

Chapter 2:  I'll be damned

            When Matt woke up, he saw blue skies and heard birds chirping.  Which was odd, cause the last thing he remembered was being at Lucas's house watching a mutated lobster attack the Bebop.  Why are there birds here? He thought to himself.

            Liz had awakened too, and was also wondering about the birds. Not the sky, because she knew very well her friends could have put her outside as a joke once she fell asleep.  But there weren't that many birds where she lived; and certainly they wouldn't be making this much noise.  Ultimately, she decided against really worrying about it and put her energy into moving, which she also decided against doing.

            Matt, however, did stand up.  He looked around for a bit, and then saw Liz lying on the ground nearby with her eyes closed.  He hurried over and poked her.  "Hey, Liz, get up."

            Liz cracked her eyes open about halfway and said, "No.  If the guys are gonna leave us outside, make them come get us."

            "Liz, I don't think we are at home."

            Liz rolled her eyes, which looked really funny considering they were still only half open.  "Where the hell else would we be?"

            "I don't know, but this is not Lucas's house."

            Liz groaned and heaved herself to her feet.  Immediatley she saw that Matt was right.  Slowly, she turned around.  She and Matt were in the middle of a big field, which appeared to be in the middle of a big forest.  In the distance Liz could see mountains rising up, with was looked like…. dinosaurs?  And in the back of her head, Liz thought she recognized those mountains…

            "Huh.  I'll be damned.  We aren't at home anymore.  Where the hell are we?"  Liz said, continuing to turn until she faced Matt.

            He shrugged his shoulders.  "I don't know.  It doesn't look like anywhere I've seen, I think."

            "What do you mean, 'I think'?  You either recognized it or you don't!"

            "I just mean, it seems familiar even though I've never been here before."

            Liz sighed.  "Whatever."  Looking around again, she noticed a box nearby.  Well, this is a damned weird place for a box.  Walking over to it and opening it, Liz saw that it was Matt's entire comic book collection.  Digging in a little, she also found his copy of the complete Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series.  She looked up at Matt, and he just shrugged his shoulders again.  "I don't know how they got here.  I don't even know how we got here."

            "This is getting weirder and weirder as time goes on.  Ok, so we fall asleep watching Cowboy Bebop at Lucas's house.  We wake up in the middle of a field somewhere neither of us recognize, with your entire comic book collection and Hitchhiker.  Does any of it make any sense?" Liz asked, throwing her arms up in the air.

            "Not really.  But I think we should look around.  See if we can find some other people."  Matt replied.

            "OK.  Lets go."

            Matt picked up his box and they walked into the woods.  It wasn't too long before they heard the distinct sounds of two people beating the living crap out of each other.  Matt and Liz just looked at each other and followed the sounds.  Soon they came across another field with two figures in it, both beaten and bloody.  Liz squinted and the gasped.  She heard Matt drop his box.  They both stood there for a minute before Liz leaned over and whispered in Matt's ear, "Am I going crazy, or are Vegeta and Goku sparring right in front of us?"