Disclaimer: If I owned it, there would be whole series dedicated to me and my DBZ awesomess. I would call it…Dragonball Liz!
Chapter 4: I'm not afraid of you, or your frying pan!
Chichi was waiting outside for the fighters. When she saw the extra two, she frowned.
"Who are these people?" Chichi demanded. Great. Liz thought. She really is like this. Liz could feel the onset of a headache.
"We found them in the woods, Mom! And this one," Goten pulled Matt away from Goku, who was still looking at the comic books, "knows all about us. He's my new friend!" (A/N: Just like Goten to declare a person he's known for fifteen minutes his new friend.)
Chichi's expression softened as she looked down at her younger son. Then she smiled at Matt. "Any friend of Goten's is a friend of us all. Welcome."
"Thanks. By the way, my name is Matt."
Then Chichi's eyes swept to the girl standing nearby. Her expression hardened again. "And who are you, may I ask?" Chichi clipped out, obviously not approving of Liz's black tube top and short shorts.
Liz was definitely not in the mood for more crap from anyone. She was not happy about this situation, even though she loved DBZ. But so far no one had gone out of their way to make her feel welcome. And now Chichi was laying into her…
"I'm an intergalactic skank ho here to steal you're husband and sons away from you! Who do you think I am?" Liz snapped back in the exactly same tone of voice.
"Well, you certainly have no manners!" Chichi yelled.
"Don't you yell at me! I have had enough of this, from all of you! I didn't want to be here! It was not my choice! If I could, I would go back to my own time with my own friends and continue to watch the cartoon of you all!" Liz snarled, advancing on Chichi. Chichi actually took a step back but pulled out her frying panä and held it up. All the Saiyans present shuddered. Liz didn't stop.
"And I'm not afraid of you, or your frying pan!" With that, Liz jumped in the air, turned around completely, and kicked the frying pan out of Chichi's hand. Landing again, she did a front flip over Chichi and neatly caught the frying pan. She stormed over to Vegeta and Trunks and threw the frying pan on the ground.
"And neither of you will ever, ever call me weak again!"