I know its been awhile since my last update, but that doesn't matter cause no one is reading this. Oh well. The really funny thing is the fact that I'm going to continue to work on this and post chapters when I know no one will read them. Call it wishful thinking. Anyway, here's chapter 11. It's just a filler cause it was the best I could do while suffering from severe writer's block.
Chapter 11: Stop the frying pan! Cheer up your mother! Save your brother and father!
Liz awoke the sight of two huge obsidian eyes inches away from her face. "Ahhh!" Liz screamed and sat up quickly. Goten, who had been floating above Liz, lost his concentration and fell to the ground.
"Dude, are you ok?" Liz asked, peering over at the fallen demi-Saiyan.
"Yeah, I'm fine." Goten said, rubbing a bump on his head. "Mom and Bulma told me to keep an eye on you while they went out for groceries."
"Oh, ok. Well, I'm awake now, I guess I'll go find Matt."
Goten jumped up. "I'll go with you. He's in Trunks's playroom, playing Gundam. Trunks just can't believe that he's not the best anymore."
Liz and Goten walked together down the spacious halls of Capsule Corp. Looking through open doors, Liz saw all sorts of interesting thingies. Including one room with a whole bunch of whips and chains and a single heart shaped bed…
Sure enough, Trunks and Matt were sitting in a big room, playing Gundam. "Hi guys! Having fun?"
Matt looked up and smiled at Liz. "Hey Liz. Trunks and I are just playing Gundam." Then Trunks let out a huge yell.
"Gotcha while your back was turned. Haha. That's what you get for being distracted." Trunks jeered.
Matt looked at Liz, who had gone off with Goten to look at a toy of some sort that Goten was obsessed with. The sun was shining directly on her, making her hair glow and eyes sparkle. Matt had never seen her look so beautiful. Yeah, well, she is a big distraction…
"Hey, Matt, did Bulma or anyone talk to you about what happened…whenever? How long have I been asleep?" Liz asked, snapping Matt out of his daze.
"Uh, well, Bulma said she had a theory, but wanted to wait for you to wake up. You've been out for a week and a half. I only woke up two days ago." Matt replied.
"Oh. Wow, he must have really been powerful; I guess we should be lucky to be alive." Liz said thoughtfully. Then she heard the door open and voices in the front hallway. She leaned over the balcony and saw Chichi and Bulma standing there, two bags of groceries in each hand. They dropped the bags and yelled at their respective mate.
"Goku! Get out here and help if you want to avoid my frying pan!"
"Vegeta! Help me or no gravity room!"
Even Liz had to wince at the high pitches emitting from the women. Idly, Liz wondered what would happen if Bulma and Chichi were ever to fuse. Their superpower would be instant deafness….
Getting no response, from either Saiyan, Bulma and Chichi looked at each other and nodded. Pulling in a deep breath, each woman let out her most dangerous weapon
"Get out here or no more food! EVER!!!"
Soon the sounds of thumping feet could be heard, and in rushed everyone's favorite Saiyans. Gohan came first, stopping in front of his mother. "Hi Mom! I'm here to…" he didn't finish because at that moment, Goku crashed into him, not paying any attention as to where he was going. The two flew into a nearby wall, cracking it and making the foundations shake. Vegeta came sauntering in a few seconds later, only to snort disgustedly at Goku and Gohan who were lying in a most undignified manner on the floor. "Kakarott, you are the biggest baka ever. Now, onna, why have you and Kakarott's harpy mate called me from my gravity room?"
"We thought since most of it would go towards you, you should help unload the groceries." Bulma said sweetly, batting her eyes at her mate.
"Huh. That's servant's work. Get those third class baka's to do it." He growled, motioning at the still incapacitated Son's. For beings that could destroy the planet in one fell swoop, they were having a very difficult time detangling themselves from each other. Chichi went over and started yelling at her husband and oldest son, while Bulma had a stare down with Vegeta.
"You. Groceries. Now." Bulma growled. Vegeta continued to scowl. "Gravity. Room. Big Boom. You. Couch."
Vegeta scowled even deeper but went outside to retrieve the groceries. Meanwhile, Goku and Gohan had almost gotten themselves up when Goku lost his balance and fell again, this time elbowing Gohan directly in the ribs. Reflexively, Gohan lashed out and punched his father in the head, knocking him unconscious. However, while falling, Goku's foot connected with the side of Gohan's neck, also rendering him unconscious. Liz started laughing as she watched the two strongest people in the world, possibly universe, knock each other unconscious on the way to unload groceries. Chichi, upon hearing Liz's laughter, shot her a glare. Liz backed away.
"Hey, Goten, c'mere." Liz whispered. Goten jumped up and hurried over. "What is it?" Goten whispered back. Liz kneeled down so she was equal to Goten.
"I have a dangerous mission for you, dude. The lives of everyone in this building are dependant on your success." Liz said.
Goten's eyes were wide. "Wh..what do I have to do?" he whispered.
She picked him up so he could see over the balcony. Chichi was there, holding the frying pan above her head and slowly advancing on the fallen warriors. "Oh no, what's mom gonna do?" Goten said, horrified by the appearance of the frying pan.
"That's your mission dude. Stop the mighty frying pan! Cheer up your mother! Save your brother and father! Can you do that for me?" She asked him.
Goten looked at Liz. He really liked both of the new people, especially their hair. Both had blonde hair, almost the same as a super Saiyan. Matt kept his spiked, but Liz's was curly, an anomaly to Goten, and it was so soft. He liked to pet it. Plus he thought Liz was really, really pretty.
Matt and Trunks had come up for the last part of the conversation, and saw the look in Goten's eyes. Trunks snorted, knowing Goten had a little boy crush on Liz and would do anything for her.
"I'll do it!" Goten said.
"Good boy. Now, go!" Liz said.
Goten flew out of her arms and down towards his mother, yelling "Mommy! I missed you!"
Chichi looked up and her eyes immediately softened when she saw her youngest son flying towards her. Putting away the frying pan, she caught Goten. Goten, true to his promise, continued to babble aimlessly to Chichi, which had the desired affect. Chichi walked off with Goten towards the kitchen and the tension level in the house went down several notches. Matt and Liz walked down the stairs, where Goku and Gohan had finally stood up.
"Gosh, thanks Liz. I woke up just in time to see Mom standing above me with the frying pan and that evil look in her eyes when I heard you whispering to Goten and sending him down here." Gohan said.
"Anytime. It's the least I could do, considering I almost got y'all (a/n: I'm from Texas, can y'all tell? Yes, we really do say y'all….and dammit, it's a real word!) killed recently." Liz replied.
"That's not a completely uncommon situation though. It happens all the time too us." Goku said. Then Vegeta's voice came booming in.
"KAKAROTT!! GET YOUR THIRD CLASS ASS OUT HERE AND HELP WITH THE GROCERIES! AND BRING THE SPAWN OF YOUR'S TOO!!"
Goku smirked a most un-Goku like smirk and said in a most un-Goku like manner, "Gee, my 'prince' is beckoning me. I guess I'll just have to beat his ass later on today!" and walked out the door.
Liz turned to Matt and said, "You know, the more time I spend with them, the less like the show they are." Matt just nodded his agreement .