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Author: Mr.HeeroZero

Title: Heero, Occupation, Bus driver.

Episode 1: And So It Begins.

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AC197, 2 years after the war Heero has to get a new job because Dr.J died and the Gundams were destroyed, so Heero couldn't mooch off him any more so he had to get a job. So he decided to be a bus driver!!!

Here is Heero on his first day on the job.

Heero- Ahhh you *&$#@ get off the road. Yeah I'm talking to you, you stupid ambulance. Think you could cut me off.

Passengers- ...

Heero- *stops bus on the stop* *opens door* Welcome to the bus I'm your driver Heero.

Passenger- Hi Mr. Bus driver.

Heero- Just pay the fare and get on

Passenger- Okay

Heero- *starts to think to himself* How did I end up with this job...

While Heero drives his bus the passengers start to leave the bus. When Heero went to the next stop a mob of people went in without paying which made Heero very mad.

Heero- Hey you better pay or I'll drop your @$$ on the concrete.

One of the passengers said- "Oh yeah you and what army"

Heero goes and dumps the passengers out of the bus and pressed the secret button on the bus.

Heero- I'll show you my army. Gundam bus system activate. *presses button with a picture of a Gundam*

Bus starts to transform.

People in the crowd- Oh my god what is it? It's a bird. It's a plane no it's a huge messed up looking bus.

Heero- no you stupid !#$%*-es . It's bus Gundam.

People- -_-;

Person in crowd: Looks like garbage cans with coke bottles to me.

Heero - Well what you expect I'm broke. Now time to die. *Flips button marked zero system on.* Bus zero system activate.

The shiny light of zero shines real brightly then Heero gets that look in his eyes.

Heero- Where are my enemy's, must destroy.

People started running from Heero.

Crowd- Ahhhhhhh!!!

Heero- BWAHAHAHAH!!! *crushes the crowd of people* Now for my most dangerous enemy. The cab company!!!

Cab driver- Oh it's a beautiful day to drive for you to drive for you. It's a .. what is that ugly thing coming very close to me??? Oh no It's Heero Yuy the bus driver boy.

Heero- Hi Zechs nice to see you again.

Zechs- How did you see through my disguise?/

Heero- First of all I have Zero system on which tells me who you are and also it says Zechs Marquise on the back of your license.

Zechs- Oh yeah. Uhhh I forgot to change that eh heh. Well let's get this over with. *presses button with Empyon on it* Cab Empyon arise!

The cab transforms to a messed up cab version of Empyon.

Zechs- Now let's finish this. This will prove who is the better public transportation vehicle.

Heero- Whatever. *launches attack* AHHHHHHH!

Zechs- *blocks attack with his cab hub* this will bring peace to the transportation bureau.

Heero- This is just not a good first day on the job. First I have to kill the passengers, then I revealed my secret weapon to the cab company. Buy now I see you still had to get in my way but I will win with zero bus system. *golden glow* HAHAHAHHAHAHA *goes insane with a evil smirk*

Who will win the fight? Will Heero stay alive to get his first paycheck? Will Zechs ever die and stop being Heero's rival? Read more of the never ending adventures of Heero, Occupation, Bus driver.