Yes, 'tis me! Another fun-filled chapter!
Goten: NOOOO!!!
What are YOU doing here?!
Goten: Umm, Hehehe, I forgot. *leaves*
Geez, he just loves me so,
Oliver: NO! You're mine!
NOOO!! Of course I'm yours! I love you Ollie! *huggles*
Oliver: Oh good. You had me scared for a minute there.
*holds down her laughter* Me and GOTEN?! *cracks up*
Goten: I HEARD that!
Hehehe, on with the show!
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As our dear friend Harry sat down next to Ron, he noticed immediately that things were not right. Both Ron and Hermione were not chattering about, or even fighting with each other. They were, silent. How very odd, Harry thought, as he placed some toast on his plate. "Hello you two," he said as cheerfully as he could, "how are you both this fine morning?" Ron just stared at him, but he shook it off. "Oh, we're fine, yes, just fine!" Ron said, trying to sound equally happy, but failing. He was still weirded out about Harry's friend being sorted into Slytherin. It WAS, after all, rather odd that such a nice looking (as in not with crooked teeth and such) person was placed there. But, there must have been a reason, he just wasn't going to burden Harry with it this soon. Best to wait things out for a bit.
So breakfast was a rather silent meal, until... (DUM DUM DUM) Harry decided to go over and see Autumn, since he had nothing else to do, and it DID need to be done. So as he walked over to the Slytherin table, he spotted out Autumn. She was sitting right next to. (my dot dot dots haven't been working lately, but the strange periods in odd places are supposed to be dot dot dots. Ok then.) Malfoy. Harry's eyes almost bugged out of his head, but he remained in his place to find out why this situation was happening. He watched and listened carefully.
"So, you're new here, are you?" said Malfoy, staring at Autumn. She didn't look up. "Yes, I'm from America. I guess I'm a fifth year," Malfoy blinked. "Ah yes, America, that's...nice. So, do you have anyone back home?" he said with a sly grin. "No, if you mean that in asking if I have a boyfriend," Malfoy's grin got bigger. "Well," he said, "you might look around. There aren't many handsome men around here, but there are a select few. The best ones are still left, you know." "I've noticed," said Autumn, a light blush on her cheeks. Malfoy grinned as big as humanly possible. "Well, all you need to do is ask," he said, as sly as he could. And then, he began to sneak his hand down to grab her bum (gasp!), but as he was almost there, Autumn's hand grabbed his and twisted it back making Malfoy cry out in pain. She finally looked up at him, pure disgust on her face.
"Well, you dirty pervert. Seems to me that your hand was wandering around a bit, was it?" she said, twisting his arm more. "It's no wonder you're still alone, you pig. Who would want to be treated like an animal? Go find yourself a hobby. You'll need something for those long cold nights. Or maybe just YOURSELF is enough to keep you happy, eh?" she said, finally releasing his arm. And with that, she walked casually off and down the hall. Malfoy stared. Five seconds later, the entire room,-because everyone was undoubtedly watching this scene- burst into laughter. Malfoy snarled, and stomped down the hall. Harry just stood there, blinking.
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A rather short one, with some slightly twisted humor.
Malfoy: How did she refuse ME?
Because you are evil. Kind of cute, but evil.
Malfoy: Humph. *walks away*
Hehehe, that's why we love him.
Harry: That was, odd.
Yes it was! *bows*
Harry: *blinking*
REVIEW MY MINIONS!
Goten: NOOOO!!!
What are YOU doing here?!
Goten: Umm, Hehehe, I forgot. *leaves*
Geez, he just loves me so,
Oliver: NO! You're mine!
NOOO!! Of course I'm yours! I love you Ollie! *huggles*
Oliver: Oh good. You had me scared for a minute there.
*holds down her laughter* Me and GOTEN?! *cracks up*
Goten: I HEARD that!
Hehehe, on with the show!
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As our dear friend Harry sat down next to Ron, he noticed immediately that things were not right. Both Ron and Hermione were not chattering about, or even fighting with each other. They were, silent. How very odd, Harry thought, as he placed some toast on his plate. "Hello you two," he said as cheerfully as he could, "how are you both this fine morning?" Ron just stared at him, but he shook it off. "Oh, we're fine, yes, just fine!" Ron said, trying to sound equally happy, but failing. He was still weirded out about Harry's friend being sorted into Slytherin. It WAS, after all, rather odd that such a nice looking (as in not with crooked teeth and such) person was placed there. But, there must have been a reason, he just wasn't going to burden Harry with it this soon. Best to wait things out for a bit.
So breakfast was a rather silent meal, until... (DUM DUM DUM) Harry decided to go over and see Autumn, since he had nothing else to do, and it DID need to be done. So as he walked over to the Slytherin table, he spotted out Autumn. She was sitting right next to. (my dot dot dots haven't been working lately, but the strange periods in odd places are supposed to be dot dot dots. Ok then.) Malfoy. Harry's eyes almost bugged out of his head, but he remained in his place to find out why this situation was happening. He watched and listened carefully.
"So, you're new here, are you?" said Malfoy, staring at Autumn. She didn't look up. "Yes, I'm from America. I guess I'm a fifth year," Malfoy blinked. "Ah yes, America, that's...nice. So, do you have anyone back home?" he said with a sly grin. "No, if you mean that in asking if I have a boyfriend," Malfoy's grin got bigger. "Well," he said, "you might look around. There aren't many handsome men around here, but there are a select few. The best ones are still left, you know." "I've noticed," said Autumn, a light blush on her cheeks. Malfoy grinned as big as humanly possible. "Well, all you need to do is ask," he said, as sly as he could. And then, he began to sneak his hand down to grab her bum (gasp!), but as he was almost there, Autumn's hand grabbed his and twisted it back making Malfoy cry out in pain. She finally looked up at him, pure disgust on her face.
"Well, you dirty pervert. Seems to me that your hand was wandering around a bit, was it?" she said, twisting his arm more. "It's no wonder you're still alone, you pig. Who would want to be treated like an animal? Go find yourself a hobby. You'll need something for those long cold nights. Or maybe just YOURSELF is enough to keep you happy, eh?" she said, finally releasing his arm. And with that, she walked casually off and down the hall. Malfoy stared. Five seconds later, the entire room,-because everyone was undoubtedly watching this scene- burst into laughter. Malfoy snarled, and stomped down the hall. Harry just stood there, blinking.
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A rather short one, with some slightly twisted humor.
Malfoy: How did she refuse ME?
Because you are evil. Kind of cute, but evil.
Malfoy: Humph. *walks away*
Hehehe, that's why we love him.
Harry: That was, odd.
Yes it was! *bows*
Harry: *blinking*
REVIEW MY MINIONS!