Twisted Stomach
by yumeneko and ShinuHoshi
yumeneko: Ha ha! This is good... A collabration fic ^^ I'm so happy...
ShinuHoshi: Huh?
yumeneko: That's 'cause... (Looks at Goku)
Chapter 1: DON'T EAT THE......... monk *sweatdrop*
*Gulp, gulp, gulp*
Goku ate all the pork buns...
*Gulp, gulp, gulp*
Goku ate all the rice balls...
*Gulp, gulp, gulp*
Goku drank all the food on the table...
*Gulp, gulp, gulp*
"BAKAZAROU!" yelled Gojyo, "YOU DRANK ALL THE SAKE!!!"
Now, the monkey is drunk and he sees a golden noodle... The golden noodle looks so delicious... Looks like it was made with honey... The monkey is now drooling and he...
"SANZOOOOOOOO!!!" Hakkai cried as the monkey ate the corrupt monk, who unfortunately asleep due to some stupid reason...
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*Gobble, gobble, gobble*
Lirin ate all the pork buns...
*Gobble, gobble, gobble*
Lirin ate all the cake...
*Gobble, gobble, gobble*
Lirin ate all the food on the table...
*Gulp, gulp, gulp*
"Lirin-sama! You drank Dokugakuji's sake!" Yaone said shocked. Now the demon is drunk and she sees a meat sauce covered noodle... The meat
sauce covered noodle looks so delicious... Looks like it was made with
really good tomatoes... The demon is now drooling and she...
"KOUGAIJI-SAMA!" Yaone cried as the demon ate her brother, who was unfortunately hypnotized by Yaone's........ breasts.
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Across the room, Dokugakuji saw Gojyo trying to comfort a sobbing Hakkai.
"What's the matter with him?" He asked.
"Saaaanzooooooo......." Hakkai cried.
"Is he gay??" Dokugakuji asked with a confused look.
"No way!!" Gojyo yelled, "Now, all we have to do is know how to get the corrupt monk out of the monkey..."
"And Lirin's brother out of Lirin." Dokugakuji chimed in. As they looked at Yaone and Hakkai, they were in shock...
Yaone and Hakkai were stomping on the heads of their respective
gluttons...
"Waaaaaaaaaa! Stop! Stop! Raaaape!" Dokugakuji shouted. Suddenly he saw
the
stomping stopped. He looked at the two madly stomping people. Yaone and Hakkai's eyes were glittering.
"Ahem?" Dokugakuji said with a slight smile. That is... a nervous smile.
As for the other two's eyes, which were glittering, glittering with madness.
Soon, there were trays, glasses, plates, forks and even tables and chairs flying through the ceiling and hitting the poor Dokugakuji.
"Aah! Aah! Hakkai! Yaone-san!" Gojyo shouted as he stood in front of his
*ahem* 'Brother'.
"Stooaoop!!!" Eventually, the two did. Gojyo stopped the remaining chairs that were flying. His metal stick disappeared and he turned to look at Yaone and Hakkai. He smiled, smiled, frowned and screamed.
"Saaaaanzooooo!!!" "Kougaiji-sama!!!" The two screamed in horror.
Thus, the throwing begun again. However, this time, all of them landed on Gojyo and might we add some plates hitting Dokugakuji, Goku and Lirin.
And so as Hakkai and Yaone continued to rage on, two girls appeared out of nowhere in a nearby forest.
"Yare, yare... Why did Kanzeon-sama send us here?? There are only three
good-looking men, one buxom woman and two puny gluttons in our mission..." The girl with cat ears asked the other one who was currently playing with her tail. She popped a vein.
"STOP THAT!!!" The girl with cat ears shouted, her face turning into a deep
shade of red. Nah, she was not blushing, she was enraged.
"What?!" The other one shouted. She was also a girl but she had dark violet hair. Normal ears, normal eyes, normal human figure, however, the normal thingy does not go with her appearance...
"What do you mean 'what'?! Kono yarou!!" The cat girl shouted. She had pink hair and green eyes. Her face and body was of a normal human except for her cat ears and tail. In a silly way, she was pretty much smaller compared to the normal human being.
"Oh, shut the hell up." The other one crossed her arms and raised a brow.
"Did you just say the H-word?" The cat girl asked. She was pointing at the human and she had the funny-chibi-face.
"Whatever. Let's get this on with." She turned and started walking.
"Matte yo! We aren't supposed to show ourselves to them like this..." She said pointing at their heavenly attires. Her ears wiggling and her tail was swinging at her back.
"What's wrong with it?!" 'Thwack' The one with violet hair was holding a
fan, similar to the one Sanzo has.
The cat girl was holding her head. Her tail swung madly at her back tears were flowing from her eyes. 'Thwack' "Baka! We're currently wearing an unsuitable dress for this earth!" She was also holding a fan. It was a fake crying.
"Right!" The other one raised her hand. "Wait. What do you mean unsuitable?" She asked innocently.
"Nyao... I don't know why Kanzeon-bosatsu even sent you with me!" She
tugged on the other girl's hand and went to a hidden path, "Just remember that Kanzeon-sama didn't send us here to fool around!"
"Hai... hai..."