Twisted Stomach

by yumeneko and ShinuHoshi

yumeneko: Lots and lots of OOC!

Chapter 2: Deep in the forest... NYAO!

*Thwack, thwack, thwack, thwack*

The four in the restaurant heard the thwackings of a fan.

"Sanzo!!" Hakkai wailed with tears in his eyes as he tried to get out of the restaurant. Gojyo, unfortunately, was holding him back.

"Nan da to? Oi, Doku, let's go investigate..."

And so the two 'brothers' went towards the forest where they heard the thwackings.

"Nani!" Doku gaped at the two girls clad in heavenly attire. And of course, they both had chakras on their foreheads and the cat-girl was whacking the purple-haired one yelling, "Baka! The restaurant's this way!"

"Nyao??" The cat-girl stopped her whacking, "Nyao! You must be Dokugakuji and Sha Gojyo! Kanzeon Bosatsu sent us here to help you. Atashi no namae wa Gesan Niyako, this is my accomplice in this mission..."

The purple-haired girl took Niyako's speech saying, "Watashi wa Joukuu Issei. We're both goddesses."

"We know, we know..." Doku sweatdropped.

"So, do you know any way to get Sanzo and Kougaiji back?" Gojyo asked.

"Sou da! Sou da!" Niyako's eyes sparkled.

"Soda?" Gojyo lifted an eyebrow.

"Baka kappa!" Niyako hit Gojyo with the never-dying fan, "I have a potion here that may help, but this has some side effects, though..."

"Oh no..." Issei covered her head, "Not the..."

"THROW-UP POTION VERSION 2.0!!" Niyako cheered, "Untested of course..."

"You're worse than Ni Jen Yi..." Gojyo slapped his forehead.

"Hai, hai..." Niyako scratched behind her cat ears.

"Don't mind her... they say cats are a form of the Goddess of Mercy, and believe me, Kanzeon Bosatsu's just a wacky as Niya-chan here..." Issei whispered to the two.

"By the way, if you're a goddess, why do you look like that??" Doku lifted an eyebrow.

"Long story..." Niyako hit Doku with the same fan, "I'll tell if we finish the mission!"

"Doushite..." Issei sweatdropped, "You're not the great *wacky* Kanzeon Bosatsu..."

"Oh yeah, then how 'bout this..." The cat-goddess replied as she put an amp on her throat and said in a booming voice, "I AM THE GREAT GESAN NIYAKO! AHAHAHAHAHA!!"

"This is silly enough... Back to the restaurant..." Gojyo sweatdropped.

"Ah! Ki wo tsukete, Gojyo!" Issei cautioned as a mine planted there blew up on the ero-kappa, "That's a trap set by the villagers to destroy the demons in this town..."

"Wow..." Doku blinked, "That was accurate."