Twisted Stomach
by yumeneko and ShinuHoshi
yumeneko: Lots and lots of OOC! I didn't know Hakkai was in such
depression...
Chapter 3: BARF!
After 10 hours of creating the THROW-UP POTION VERSION 3.0, Niyako goes...
"Issei-chan! I think I've got it!"
"Hontou ni?"
"Don't just 'Hontou ni?' give it to Goku!"
"Really now? Are you sure this doesn't have any side-effects?"
"Hai. Now if you don't mind... I feel like using Gojyo as a guinea pig."
"Thank God you're not using Jiroushin..."
And so Issei went over to the badly bruised Goku and fed him the THROW-UP POTION VERSION 3.0. Hakkai watched as he murmured, "Sanzo... Sanzo... I never got to say I love you..."
Gojyo on the other hand was about to have his brains exchanged with a
chicken...
And so Goku threw up and...
Something was hoping...
"Gods! A rabbit came out of Goku's mouth!" Issei exclaimed.
Barf.
"Zaru! You're not supposed to eat your own kind!"
Barf.
"What the heck--? A cow?" Niyako stared in awe.
Barf.
"Goku! You're supposed to eat normal fish! NOT ANGLER FISHES!!! THOSE THINGS GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES AND WIERD SLEEPING HABITS!!!" Niyako wailed, her cat ears twitching with disgust.
Barf.
"DAMN ZAROU! NOW WONDER I CAN'T FIND MY OTHER PAIR OF SHOES!" Gojyo shouted.
Barf.
"EEEEEEEW!!!" Issei shouted as water with different food contents covered the damn floor.
"I think I'm gonna be sick..." Dokugakuji ran outside.
"Yeah... My shoes smell like spit!" Gojyo held his nose.
Hakkai the paranoid, came up to Goku and shook him with rage, "BARF SANZO OUT... NOW!!!"
But all Goku can do was burp and stare at the two goddesses, "Aren't you two from heaven? That office near Konzen's?"
"Uh oh..." Issei stood still.
"He's recovering his lost memories!" Niyako said.