Twisted Stomach

by yumeneko and ShinuHoshi

yumeneko: Great... Now the Gaiden has fallen into this mess...

Chapter 4: Gaiden galore!

"No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no no. We're the ones next to the one next to

Konzen's room." Issei explained.

'THWACK'

"BAKA!!! YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!!" Niyako screeched.

"Aaouch!" Issei whimpered while clutching her lump on the head and

crouched down on the floor. "But the one next to Konzen's room was Gian, your ex..." Issei stood up "You know the one you caught..."

'THWACK'

"I KNOW!!!" Niyako had smokes coming out of her ears.

"Excuse us, but what the hell are we supposed to do now?!" Gojyo kindly butted in.

"YEAH! And what about my poor Kougaiji-sama?!?" Yaone wailed as she violently pulled Niyako's cat-ears.

"Osaete! Osaete, Yaone-san!" The cat-girl pleaded as her ears were

pulled, "The best we can do now, besides making THROW-UP POTION VERSION 4.0, would be to make Goku burp up Sanzo. I don't know what the potion would do to Lirin, but it's worth trying..."

Meanwhile, Goku was still getting beaten up by Hakkai...

"BURP YOU STUPID MONKEY!!! BURP!!!" Hakkai wailed.

"But then, who are you? Who is this Sanzo? And who are these people?? Niya-neechan, Issei-neechan! Tasukete!!" Goku wailed in pain as he tried

to reach for Issei and Niyako.

"What do we do now???" Issei asked.

'THWACK'

"Baka! If I knew that I would have been doing it already!"

"Just get Lirin to barf my Kougaiji-sama already!!!" Yaone yelled.

So Lirin drunk the potion and the same effects happened. The good thing

that Kougaiji was saved and Yaone went back to her happy, calm disposition.

But the bad thing was...

"Goku... I love you..." Lirin swooned as she inched towards Goku.

"Who are you?" Goku asked, "You're cute..."

"You don't remember?" Lirin pouted, "Oira wa Lirin desu!" And thinking quick, she said, "I'm your girlfriend!"

"Wow..." Gojyo and Dokugakuji gaped.

"Hey... Maybe the trick here is to do the Heimleck maneuver!" Niyako

piped up as she inched towards Lirin to tell her what to do.

So Lirin, pretending to hug Goku preformed the Heimleck and Sanzo popped out. Hakkai was so happy that he kissed Sanzo hard right in front of everybody.

"Wow..." Everybody gaped.

"Now what do we do about Lirin who has convinced Goku that she is his girlfriend?" Yaone asked the two goddesses.

"That's it! All we'll have to do is watch what happens. All I know is,

Goku has lost the memories he recieved after his past memories were erased. And besides that, Goku's remembered heaven..." Issei explained.

"Well then, that means that the only people he remembers in this room are the two of you?" Gojyo asked.

"Well... he knows Lirin..." Niyako looked at the two.

Goku looked at the people's or need i say 'demon's'... around the room. Then

he started laughing and everybody turned their attention to him...

"Hahahahaha!!! I remember Auntie Neko being dumped by that guy who she

thought liked her back!!!" With this Niyako's head was turning red,

including her hair, and smoke was coming out of her ears.

"Hahahahaha!!! A-and-and she even kissed him in front of Konzen!"

"Konzen 'Thacked' her with his famous holy fan! Then she got dumped!"

'THWACK' 'THWACK' 'THWACK'

"He he he..." Gojyo... Anyways, he turned to look at Sanzo and Hakkai who were doing 'it' on the marble floor...

"Hay, guys... There's a room upstairs... No need..." The two didn't seem to hear him... They continued...

"Saa... What should we do next???" Issei asked.

"We could... do something about Kougaiji since Yaone is missing and probably killing herself now... But first! We need to get those two a room..." Everyone sweatdropped, excluding Goku who was lying on the floor... unconscious.