Twisted Stomach

by yumeneko and ShinuHoshi

yumeneko: More Gaiden to screw this day...

ShinuHoshi: more screwing... more... lemon... (laughs evilly)NYAHAHAHA

Chapter 5: A Long, Long, Oh So Very Long Time Ago...

*500 years back...*

Goku looked at Konzen busy with his papers.

"Konzen... Why don't you let me play with Nataku today?"

"Go ahead and do whatever you want, bakazarou..."

"Yatta! Arigatou, Konzen!"

Konzen waited until Goku went away...

"Yatta... I get private time in that library of Tenpou's..."

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Meanwhile in the office a room away from Konzen's, Issei and Niyako were

busy with their potions...

"What are we supposed to do with this again???" Issei asked absentmindedly.

"Shh! You'll blow everything up!" Niyako scolded behind huge goggles.

"You're the one who's shouting I was merely---" Issei whispered back.

"Whatever... Now, are you sure you calculated this right?" Niyako asked ask she whipped out her calculator.

"Of course! Remember that you even threatened me and my---"

"Yeah-yeah. Let's get this done with."

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"Saa..." Konzen whispered as he teased his lover.

"Matte, Konzen! The others might come in and---hmprhfm" Tenpou murmured, but before he could finish his sentence, Konzen covered his mouth in a passionate kiss.

"You know very well that I'm not a man with the virtue of patience..." Konzen sighed.

"But---hrpfmrf." Tenpou was kissed again.

"Tenpou?" Konzen sighed again a little ticked off.

"Mm?" Tenpou fixed his glasses on the bridge of his nose.

"Shut up." His lover smiled.

"But it'll be scanda---hrmpf... mmmmmmm..." Tenpou panicked, but before he would finish the sentence, Konzen took him down... Erm... Erm... I musn't narrate...

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"What's this potion for?" Issei asked the catty goddess.

"BAKA! You mean to tell me you made and calculated this potion without

knowing of its effects?!!!" Niyako hit Issei with her fan.

"Aaouw... Turn the volume down... Uhuh... Why?" Issei rubbed the bump on her head.

"-Sigh- You may be a merciless goddess when it comes to battles but you sure are one hell of a trouble when it comes to outside the field..." The catty goddess sweatdropped.

"Huh?"

"I mean that even men fear you on the battle field and you... oh never mind." Niyako shook her head as she recalculated the potion, "Perhaps if I change the amount of helium here, I might be able to make Jiroushin fly... without making his voice sound like a voice on fast-forward..."

"I'll be out, Niya-chan..." Issei smiled as she left the catty goddess to her exploding work.

"Yatta..." Niyako breathed fire, "I just created a new type of fire-breath potion... Might be useful in the battlefield... MUST TELL TENPOU-SAN, NATAKU-SAN AND KENREN-SAN!!!"

And so the cat-girl, gathering up all her best potions into a black bag, set off to tell the gods...

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"Mou..." Gian sighed as he fixed all his calculations, "Madmoiselle Gesan will fry me if I don't submit these calculations for a new... silence potion? Under Monsieur Gensui's request?? And there have been rumors..." He scratched his red hair.

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"French..." Goku laughed as he told Nataku about Gian, "That multi-lingual red-head is speaking in French today!"

"How didja know it was French??" Nataku asked Goku.

"Konzen yelled at Gian after Gian was caught singing French Love Songs. Konzen said, 'SHUT THAT FRIGGING FRENCH UP!!'" Goku laughed.

Nataku pondered a bit and said, "Isn't it true that Konzen had been visiting Tenpou more often these days?"

"That's right... Auntie Neko says that Ten-chan had been ordering a silence potion for no such reason at all..." Goku nodded.

"Auntie Neko?? Oh! Gesan Niyako. The potions goddess who takes care of combining chemicals for the military!"

"I learn a lot from her! And from Issei-neechan, too!"

"Don't you think Niyako-san would be offended if you'd call her Auntie??"

"She didn't mind! In fact, she gave me a lollipop once after she invented a new non-fat sugar that gives you an instant sugar-rush!" Goku said genkily.

"Ehh..." Nataku sweatdropped at all the complicated words Goku used.

"I dunno what that means, but Auntie Neko said those!" Goku laughed.

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"Bakazarou..."

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"Gian..." Niyako purred as she walked though the corridors, "I love french... Oh... I'm at Tenpou-san's room... Ehh?" She looked at a small sign hanging from the door.

'Do not disturb. Experiment going on.'

Niyako blinked twice and went off in search of Kenren and the rest...