Twisted Stomach
by yumeneko and ShinuHoshi
yumeneko: OK! We're back!
ShinuHoshi: YAY!!! Can we do lemonny 'chappies'???
Chapter 6: Back to the Present
Goku was still unconscious as Sanzo and Hakkai were being stared at.
"What?!" Sanzo complained as everyone stared as they did it for the 12th
time.
'THWACK'
"What do you mean 'what'?!" Niyako was... very... umm... let's say, jealous?
"Woah. I cannot believe this... she 'thwacked' Sanzo... This chick is
brave..." Gojyo uttered with a nice view of his complete teeth.
"Stop that!!! You're soaking the floor with your, your, your...ARGH!!!"
'THWACK'
"Get your butts up to your rooms!"
"Maa maa... Your blood temperature, Niyako-san." Issei tried to tranquilize
Niyako.
"You'll see how calm you are when I...!" Niyako's ears turned as red as
Gojyo's
hair and she started hissing like a real cat. But after a while, Niyako
slumped
to the ground and sighed.
Gojyo peeked at the motionless Niyako on the floor and cheered, "First-class
job!!!"
"I just thought we could do this without bells ringing on our ears." Issei
covered her ears.
"Yeah... ummm... yeah." Gojyo blinked as he removed the cotton from his
ears.
"Gojyo-san, could you please take Sanzo? I'll take Hakkai." Issei asked.
"Uh," Gojyo looked at the indecent people, "Yeah, no prob!"
Gojyo approached the two. Placed his feet on each side of Sanzo, placed his
hands on its shoulders and pulled him up.
"What the--?!" Gojyo dropped Sanzo as he heard Hakkai react.
"Sanzo!!!" Hakkai was, as usual, over reacting. He ran towards the
unconscious Sanzo on the floor, he lifted Sanzo's head and placed it on top
of
his chest, "Sanzo!! speak up!!!"
"I think he's over-reacting..." Issei sweatdropped.
"How oft when men are at the point of death. Have they been merry! Which
their
keepers call a lightning before death. O, how may I call this is a
lightning? O
my love; my husband! Death, that hath the honey of thy breath, Hath had no
power
yet upon thy beauty. Thou art not conquered. Beauty's ensign yet Is crimson
in
thy lips and in thy cheeks, And death's pale flag is not advancèd there."
Hakkai
bawled.
"Shakespeare?!" Niyako got off the floor shocked and looked to Gojyo.
"Memorize... He's a genius!" The two goddessess jaw-dropped as Gojyo
explained.
"Did you just say... genius?" Niyako's face went all scary and she fainted.
After seven minutes.
"There! That should keep the two of these perverts quiet for a whole day."
Issei
put Hakkai beside Sanzo on a bed.
Gojyo and Issei just finished depositing the two men on their bed.
"Where's your partner?" Gojyo asked sarcasticly.
"I gave her, her own room. For when she wakes up, she'll surely get her
hands on
the first thing she sees."
"Oh."
"Is Miss Yaone alright?"
"Yeah, she'll be fine after three cases of beer." Gojyo snickered.
"Oh, come on. The woman was depressed. We still have to get Kougaiji-sama."
"Kougaiji-'sama'?" Gojyo walked outside the room and closed the door then he
stares at Issei as they walked out.
"Where are Goku and Lirin?"
Gojyo threw his head back and laughed.
"What's so fun---" Niyako rushed out of her room, "You placed them on one
room!!!!"
"Yeah, so what?" Gojyo huffed.
"What do you mean 'so what?!' Lirin is quite obsessed with Goku for the past
twelve hours!" The cat-girl thwacked Gojyo.
"I'm sure they're having fun!"
"OMAE!!" Niyako stepped on Gojyo's head, "YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!!
KANZEON BOSATSU WILL TELL US WE WERE MAKING A WHOREHOUSE OUTTA THIS!!!"
"You're worse than Sanzo..."
"Of course... I'm a goddess..." Niyako laughed evilly.
"Don't mind her... She's just jealous that she doesn't have a love..." Issei
laughed to Gojyo.