Twisted Stomach

by yumeneko and ShinuHoshi

yumeneko: Hmm... whorehouse? Kanzeon will kill them! The hills are alive

with le-moooooon!

ShinuHoshi: Yay! WAIT... aren't you supossed to say "the hills are alive with the sound of moaning...". NYAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Lemon!!! Lemon!!! Lemon!! Anyone dare to say this fic is stupid... I KILL!!!

Chapter 7: Kanzeon Will Kill Us

"Kanzeon Bosatsu!"

"Yes, Jiroushin..."

"Kanzeon Bosatsu!"

"Yes, Jiroushin..."

"Kanzeon Bosatsu!!"

"YES, what the frigging hell do you want, Jiroushin!!!"

"Those goddesses you've sent have created an indecent event out of the

mission!"

"Don't mind, Jiroushin... It's interesting..."

"Yeah!" Jiroushin paused as his face turned strawberry red, "What?! Interesting?"

"Yes, now go play along and shut up. Leave me alone." Kanzeon Bosatsu

ordered as she waved her hand in goodbye to him.

And so... Jiroushin left with a bowed head and a sigh.

Back to the damnation sexy woman goddess. She grinned and silently

whispered some words. She stared at the water.

"My my... It seems Miss I-know-it-all is having trouble controlling those hyper kids. And... Our little baby's falling for a taboo... Bad." Still, even though she agreed that it was a bad idea to continue these things that were happening already... She smiled and let things happen. After all Gods and Goddesses where only meant to watch and learn. She softly sighed and looked at her back. There was a kid sitting on a chair. His head down, His hair was tied in a high ponytail, his bangs covering his little face.

"Should I let this little charade continue? What will you do if you were in my current position...?" She moved towards the boy and placed a light hand on his shoulder. She sighed... but this time, it was a worried sigh.

"Nataku... If I don't stop this, undesirable happenings will happen and

they might even break one or two..... all the rules of heaven... But... if I stop now..." She looked back at the water and slowly walked towards it. She stopped a few steps away from it. She saw two happy girls with contented men around the two... They seem to be comfortable with one another.

"If I stop now... I will take their happiness... and surely break what's left of their already torn hearts." She sighed once more.

"What to do..."

+---+

Back to earth, Niyako was running around frantically searching for a way to end this whole ruckus.

"Nyao! What am I to do! Nyao! Kanzeon's gonna kill me!!" She scratched the back of her furry ears and sat down, "This reminds me of the time I had almost transformed into a cat... I can't believe a little ruckus like that would have left me permanently disfigured." Out of the corner of her eye, she spotted a mouse. She frantically chased after it and caught it in her hand. As Dokugakuji got into the room, he found Niyako about to eat the small furry rodent.

"What the hell are you doing??" He asked her.

"Eating... What else is there to eat...?" Niyako hummed as she dangled the brown mouse from its tail.

"You're quite inhuman..." He sweatdropped.

"I know... But I can't help it... I have aquired half of a cat's instincts..." Niyako smiled, still dangling the poor creature by its tail.

"Mademoiselle Niyako!!" A man entered the room. Niyako's ears flattenned against her head and she hissed at who was coming. "What the hell do you want, Gian? It's over..." Niyako's green eyes narrowed into a feral glance.

"You're making a huge ruckus over this mission! Heaven is disappointed!" Gian stepped forward.

"And why the hell are you here anyway?" Niyako hissed.

"Kami-sama sent me... I really didn't want to, but Kami-sama insisted that I must bring you and Mademoiselle Issei back to heaven for punishment for screwing up the mission and breaking the laws of heaven!" Gian said with a hint of fraility.

"Is that so? What law did we break?" The Cat-girl rolled her eyes.

"Issei has fallen in love with Sha Gojyo which is forbidden. And you are doing experiments on helpless mortals!" Gian pointed his finger at her.

"Cool off... We were sent by Kanzeon Bosatsu... She's the one who should be defending us... She sent us for a reason, y'know."

"Then why the heck didn't she order me!! I'm more responsible than potion-concocting you!" Gian wailed, his voice sounding like some sort of gay.

"Are you a transverstite?" Dokugakuji cut in.

"I am!" Gian admitted joyfully.

"Forget it..."

"That Kanzeon Bosatsu has a really screwed way of picking people for the mission... First she sends demons with a corrupt monk, then she sends two irresponsible potion-makers from heaven!" Gian huffed.

"Your interference with this mission is forbidden, fool!" Niyako blew him away with a gust of wind.

"So," A familiar voice came from behind them as Niyako harshly breathed in and out from anger because of Gian. Niyako's cat-like body tense and her tail stopped its wagging, it stayed put and so did her ears. She slowly turned around and saw the person she wished was fifty thousand miles away when Gian said those words. She opened her mouth but she was cutted off.

"When we go back to heaven, we'll get punished or worse, which I don't want to bring up. On the other hand, we can't stay in this mortal world..." Issei stopped for awhile and looked down on the floor. Her hands that were dangling from her sides were now turned into fists.

"We don't belong here."

She looked up with a serious mask covering her true face.

Niyako's face fell. She too didn't want to leave and go back to the miserable work-work-work boring place that were supposed to be reserved for the two of them in heaven. Sure, they were one of the high rankers in heaven. They give orders and commands those with lower ranks. Others bow down in their presence and give them respect. Most of their allies and enemies feared them... but, it wasn't anything near what they've experienced here on this mortal world that they were currently mingling.

Niyako didn't want to leave or better yet, she 'never' wanted to leave. She liked living with these mortals and here, fun means nothing closer to bloodsheds. And yes, they do work too but it's different when you're surrounded by such idiot people like the brothers Dokugakuji and Gojyo, serious humans like Kougaiji and Sanzo, childish mortals like Goku and

Lirin, and caring people like Yaone and Hakkai.

Life, 'if they had any' Niyako thought, was far much better working, living and loving people who understand what you've been through... coz, they've lived through it... like you.

Then... unexpectedly, Niyako and Issei smiled. Dokugakuji blinked and stared from Niyako to Issei and from Issei to Niyako. Doku got a huge animated sweatdrop behind his head and animated period eyes.

"I guess this means a hell lot of fun, ne?" Issei said the H-word again but Niyako never minded it.

"Yes... and I know we'll pass through it, because..."

Suddenly, Sanzo and Hakkai walked inside the room, holding each other's

hands. Goku, with Lirin groping at his arm. Kou and Yaone with their hands on each other's waists. Then Gojyo came and as usual with his charade of smiles.

Gojyo nodded a 'hi' to Issei and he turned a little shade of red. Issei returned the nod and smiled.

Niyako got over her worries and started smiled at everyone at the room.

Issei smiled truthfully, with no masks or what-so-ever. It was real, and that was all that matters.