Twisted Stomach
by yumeneko and ShinuHoshi
yumeneko: Hey look! It's an old man! What's he doin' in this fic??
ShinuHoshi: ooooh... an oldie... will he create havoc?
Chapter 9: Let's Get It ON!
Niyako flattened her cat ears against her head, "Grandpa Enjou... What the hell are you doing here??"
The old man growled and barked, "Issei! Niya! How dare you disrespect Heaven and break the rules!"
"Who's this old man?" Kougaiji's brow went up.
"That's Enjou Taisho... Another general in heaven. Ironically, he's the same old man who introduced Niyako's mother to my mother. So there. That's why me and Niyako have been together for a long time. He also used to tell me and Niya war stories back in heaven when we were kids." Issei sighed.
"You two better come peacefully, or else I'll have to wage war against you girls!" Enjou roared with a sabre in the air.
"C'mon... Let's teach this old man a lesson..." Lirin cheerfully punched her fist into the palm of her other hand.
"Do we have tooo???" Issei whined.
Niyako darted a fearsome look upon Issei and mouthed 'quit it'. Issei sighed and nodded.
"Just make sure Grandpa Enjou doesn't get hurt... I don't wanna injure my elders." Niyako smiled at the rest of the group, "So! First we attack the troops. Once the troops are gone, Grandpa Enjou will most likely go away."
"Nice strategy!" Hakkai clapped.
"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!" Gojyo shouted as his -metal thingie- appeared out of nowhere and into his hand.
"This is gonna be a piece of cake, man." Sanzo proclaimed as he checked out his gun for one last time.
"Yay! We fight!!!" Lirin and Goku exclaimed as they jumped up and down.
'Bang' "Maa maa...(+_+!"
The two stopped jumping and stared at each other with a sweatdrop on their heads.
"I think it's time for light exercise." Doku grinned as he placed his big sword on his shoulder.
"Everyone seems to be excited, ne Kougaiji-sama?"
"Of course, it's a big 'show-off' fight..."
"Hey, Issei, if you want to, you can stay back on this battle. I won't force you, you know." Niyako asked as she placed a hand on Issei's shoulder.
"Thank you." Issei smiled and took a few steps back and kneeled on the ground.