Disclaimer: Hello! Zelda belongs to Shigeru Miyamoto (is that how you spell it?)!! Not me!!

If you don't know what happened, THEN READ THE FIRST CHAPTER!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Chapter 2: We're In Hyrule, stupid!! (just like the title!)

Five minutes later...

"Ouch!" Brian yelped.

"Ow!" Ines yelled.

"Ahh!" Hayarpi shouted.

"Ack!" screamed Gilbert.

"Hah yah!" Nicole said, jumping out of the portal. Everybody looked at their surroundings; they were in a large green field. In front of them was a drawbridge, probably leading to some kind of market or some other shopping place.

Hayarpi rubbed her head. "Umm, what the heck... where are we?"

Nicole sighed. "Hello? Video game, portal, big open field? Isn't it obvious?"

"Uhh... no." said Gilbert.

Nicole rolled her eyes. "WE'RE IN HYRULE!"

"COOL!" Everyone yelled.

Just then, a young boy wearing a green tunic, brown boots, a long green hat, and a sword and shield came from the direction of the market. A small blue ball of light was following him. He looked down to see the five earthlings staring. Smiling, the boy neared them and held out his hand.

"Hi! I'm Li--"

"WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE!" Nicole suddenly yelled.

Link blinked and withdrew his hand, tilting his head. "You do?"

Navi gawked. "You do?!"

"Yes!" Nicole nodded happily, getting up from the grassy floor. Her other friends also stood up, brushing the grass from their clothing. "You are Link, Hero of Time!"

"Ooh, fancy title that is," Link grinned.

Nicole ignored him, continuing as she gestured at Navi. "And that is Navi, your highly annoying fairy!"

"Actually, she's not that annoying, but whatever!" he highfived her.

Navi narrowed her eyes. "HEY!"

"Anyway, have I met you before?" Link asked politely. Eesh, he is such a polite, cute little boy, isn't he? (huggles Link!) :D

Nicole raised an eyebrow at the narrator. But then she shook her head. "No."

"... Then... how do you know?"

She pondered this for a while. Finally, she found an excuse. "Uhh, I have powers! Yeah, that's it! And so do my friends! Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't introduce myself. My name is Nicole!"

Navi rolled her eyes. "Yeah //sure// you have powers..."

"IF YOU DON'T SHADDAP, I'LL FEED YOU TO MR. SHARP TEETH!" Nicole threatened, pulling out a BIG dog with foam coming out of its mouth.

Everyone stared at her. "O.o;;?"

Navi laughed nervously and backed away. "Ahaha, I'm kidding! Hehe!"

"Anyway, I'm Brian."

"Um, I'm Gilbert!"

"Hi! My name's Hayarpi."

"I'm Ines!"

"Nice 'ta meetcha, I always meet new people every day. So... where'd you guys come from?" asked Link.

"Umm, we..."

"We came..."

"We're here because... uh..."

"We were sent..."

"Ugh, sheesh!" said Nicole, slapping her forehead. "I have to do all the talking! Wait, umm, don't worry, I know! Oh wait... uhhh..."

Link eyed them curiously. "You can't think of anything either?"

"Oh! No, no, uhh, we were sent by the uhh, Goddesses, yeah that's it! The Goddesses sent us here to uhh..." There was an awkward silence.

"Oh, to help you in your quest?" Gilbert said suddenly, breaking the quietness.

"Are you asking?"

Hayarpi shook her head vigorously. "No! We're telling, right?"

"Right!" everyone said.

Link grinned. "Cool! Where are your weapons?"

Nicole grinned back. "No, where are YOUR weapons?!"

Link unsheathed his Kokiri Sword and Deku Shield. "Right here."

"... Ah."

Everyone except Link were quiet for a moment. "Uuuhhmm..."

Navi smirked. "So, the Goddesses sent you here without weapons?"

"Uhh, yeah! They wanted us to find them on our own!" Ines said.

The young Hylian raised an eyebrow, but then shrugged it off. "Umm, ok. I'm on my way to Death Mountain. Want to come along?"

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the end of chapter 2!!! Sorry it was short. Stay tuned for chapter 3, "Yay! New weapons!! The fairy has NO clothes!" MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'M EVIL, EVIL (and crazy) I TELL YOU!!!!!

- L-Gurl