Enigma
by Amaterasu
Disclaimer: I don't own RK. Not lovable Kenshin, Sano the Ahou, Ever-stoic Aoshi and Babe-you're-such-a-hunk Saitou. They all belong to the great Watsuki-sama. Thank you for them!
"No, I'm telling you.. it must be something we don't know "
"But they look sooo ordinary. Here hold it."
"Eww.. I don't wanna .. who knows when he last washed that?"
The members of the RK cast (minus Kenshin) are clustered around an oval, ragged looking piece of junk. Everyone was eyeing either with distaste or morbid curiosity. Sanosuke held it up to the light and Kaoru and Misao shrank away from it.
Kaoru: I think it's just rubber.
Yahiko (with eyes wide) : No way ugly! How could rubber have stood up to that god-speed?
Misao (nodding): Yeah! Like I think this has been with him for years
Sano: I'm telling you, there's something weird about this string. How could Kenshin do all that stuff?
Kaoru: Well ... you have a point ....
Aoshi: (holding a magazine) Do you think it has shock absorbers on it?
Sano: Nah ... but I'll bet you this thing have springs
Hiko (arching an eyebrow): Springs you say? (taking a swig of Sake) Then my baka deshi has been lying to me all these years?
Minna: (sweatdrop)
Saitou: (puffing a cigarette, as is the norm) You mean to say that Battousai isn't really a worthy opponent at all?
Soujirou (popping up from behind Saitou) : What a shame *smile smile*
Chou (ranting and raving) : So that's how he did that Kan Sen Tsumuji crap! I've been deceived!! Arrrgh!!
Saitou: No need to reiterate that we already know you're stupid.
Chou: Nani?!
Sano: Hahaha!! You broom head
Chou: Shut up you chicken-head!
And a brawl ensues.... on the other hand ...
Kaoru: I really think this is just rubber.
Yahiko: Why do you keep saying that? Haven't you been listening?
Kaoru Yes, but-
Hiko: That stupid Kenshin, I'm going to get him for this lie!
Saitou (fire in his eyes): Aku, Soku , Zan
Aoshi: .... (draws up double Kodachi)
Soujirou (still smiling): And after all that humility crap..
Hiko: Let's go!
And the swordsmen are gone within seconds.
Kaoru: Mou! Stupid men!
Megumi (just arrived): Huh? What happened?
Kaoru: Men are stupid. I told them already that it's just rubber.
Yahiko: Why do you keep on saying that?!?!!?
Kaoru: Because I asked him already! You know that Kenshin would never lie to me!
Yahiko: Orooooo .... (face faults)
Megumi: Huh? What's that?
Meanwhile, the still-innocent Kenshin was walking around the dojo.
Kenshin: Oro? Where could my slipper be? @_@
And doom shall come!
~owari~
122002
amaterasu
Autoress' Notes:
Oh my god. It seems I just can get enough of humiliating myself. This fic is brought to you by Insane Urges Co. Where sanity is a luxury and losing it is the best medicine. Nyahahahahahaha!!!! Please understand that none of your time wasted in this piece of junk will be returned, thank you very much. ^_^;
by Amaterasu
Disclaimer: I don't own RK. Not lovable Kenshin, Sano the Ahou, Ever-stoic Aoshi and Babe-you're-such-a-hunk Saitou. They all belong to the great Watsuki-sama. Thank you for them!
"No, I'm telling you.. it must be something we don't know "
"But they look sooo ordinary. Here hold it."
"Eww.. I don't wanna .. who knows when he last washed that?"
The members of the RK cast (minus Kenshin) are clustered around an oval, ragged looking piece of junk. Everyone was eyeing either with distaste or morbid curiosity. Sanosuke held it up to the light and Kaoru and Misao shrank away from it.
Kaoru: I think it's just rubber.
Yahiko (with eyes wide) : No way ugly! How could rubber have stood up to that god-speed?
Misao (nodding): Yeah! Like I think this has been with him for years
Sano: I'm telling you, there's something weird about this string. How could Kenshin do all that stuff?
Kaoru: Well ... you have a point ....
Aoshi: (holding a magazine) Do you think it has shock absorbers on it?
Sano: Nah ... but I'll bet you this thing have springs
Hiko (arching an eyebrow): Springs you say? (taking a swig of Sake) Then my baka deshi has been lying to me all these years?
Minna: (sweatdrop)
Saitou: (puffing a cigarette, as is the norm) You mean to say that Battousai isn't really a worthy opponent at all?
Soujirou (popping up from behind Saitou) : What a shame *smile smile*
Chou (ranting and raving) : So that's how he did that Kan Sen Tsumuji crap! I've been deceived!! Arrrgh!!
Saitou: No need to reiterate that we already know you're stupid.
Chou: Nani?!
Sano: Hahaha!! You broom head
Chou: Shut up you chicken-head!
And a brawl ensues.... on the other hand ...
Kaoru: I really think this is just rubber.
Yahiko: Why do you keep saying that? Haven't you been listening?
Kaoru Yes, but-
Hiko: That stupid Kenshin, I'm going to get him for this lie!
Saitou (fire in his eyes): Aku, Soku , Zan
Aoshi: .... (draws up double Kodachi)
Soujirou (still smiling): And after all that humility crap..
Hiko: Let's go!
And the swordsmen are gone within seconds.
Kaoru: Mou! Stupid men!
Megumi (just arrived): Huh? What happened?
Kaoru: Men are stupid. I told them already that it's just rubber.
Yahiko: Why do you keep on saying that?!?!!?
Kaoru: Because I asked him already! You know that Kenshin would never lie to me!
Yahiko: Orooooo .... (face faults)
Megumi: Huh? What's that?
Meanwhile, the still-innocent Kenshin was walking around the dojo.
Kenshin: Oro? Where could my slipper be? @_@
And doom shall come!
~owari~
122002
amaterasu
Autoress' Notes:
Oh my god. It seems I just can get enough of humiliating myself. This fic is brought to you by Insane Urges Co. Where sanity is a luxury and losing it is the best medicine. Nyahahahahahaha!!!! Please understand that none of your time wasted in this piece of junk will be returned, thank you very much. ^_^;