Disclaimer: Do I have to do this all the time?! Ok, fine. I don't own Zelda, ok? Waaaaaah! (sobs) Oh, I also don't own Pepsi.
Hey all my fans! Ok, fine, I don't have any fans. Hello anyway! Last time, Link and his new friends beat King Dodongo and got the Goron's Ruby! Nicole and her friends also got new swords! Ok, here comes Zora's Domain!
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Chapter 4: The smelly Zora princess! Nicole is serious!! (orig.)/Princess Ruto and lots of random crap!
"Ok, now, let's go to Zora's Domain to see King Zora." Brian said. Everybody nodded and climbed down Death Mountain, out of Kakariko Village, through the underwater warp hole near Zora's Domain's entrance, got the letter in Lake Hylia, entered Zora Domain, and gave it to King Zora! (breathes) God, that was a long sentence. o.O;; And yes, I'm lazy. -.-
King Zora studied the letter. "Hmm, this is a letter from Ruto!" Everybody sweatdropped. "You," he said, speaking to Link, "The fairy, and the other five people, can you please get Ruto from Lord Jabu-Jabu's Belly?"
"Do we have a choice?" Link asked.
"Nope! Ok, I'll move out of the passageway." The large King began to slowly move out of the passageway. Everybody watched. The King moved agonizingly slow... seconds turned to minutes... minutes turned to hours... hours to days--
"Hey, I'm not //that// slow!" King Zora reasoned to the narrator. Oi. Jeesh. Anyway!
Eight hours later...
"Ok, I'm finished! You can go now!" announced the Zora King. He looked down at the heroes and heroines.
"Zzzz... zzzzzzzzz... zzzzz... (snort)... zzzz..."
His eye twitched. "WAKE UP!"
Everyone snorted again. "Huh? What... oh... you're done..."
King Zora narrowed his fishy eyes. "Go get Princess Ruto!"
Link got up, yawning and scratching his head. "All right, don't have a cow!"
"I don't have a cow."
Link sweatdropped. Nicole also got up, adjusting her clothing. "Come on, let's go, people!"
Hayarpi, in her position on the floor, started whining. "But, whyyyyyyy do we have to gooo?"
"Come on and get up! The sooner we go, the sooner we leave! Now, COME ON!" Nicole yelled. No response from the others.
The Hylian sighed. "Nicole, it's not working. Should we..." He then had an evil gleam in his eyes.
Nicole blinked and the same look appeared on her face. "I was thinking the same thing! MWAHAHA!"
Both unsheathed their swords and started poking Hayarpi, Brian, Gilbert and Ines on their bums. And all over their body. But of course, they did it softly as to not puncture them or anything. o.O;
Gilbert yelped, rubbing his bum. "OWWW! HEY! That hurt...!"
"No duh lil' person!" Nicole said.
Link stared at the others, who were still on the floor. "Come on, GET UP!"
Ines grumbled, standing up. "Ok, ok, sheesh."
Everybody else FINALLY got up, and they headed past King Zora to Zora's Fountain. They arrived right in front of a large fish which happened to be breathing rather loudly, like he had asthma or something.
Brian stared. "AHHH! WHAT IS THAT THING?!"
Hayarpi rolled her eyes. "Umm, maybe Lord Jabu-Jabu?!" she said sarcastically.
"Oh yeah huh!"
Link slapped his forehead. "I'm surrounded..."
"By what?! Cheez-its?!" Nicole yelled.
"O.o;;?" Link fell over.
"Hey, that looks fun!" Nicole fell over too. "Ouch, that hurts..."
Everyone in the ENTIRE universe fell over because of Nicole's stupidness.
Navi whispered in Hayarpi's ear. "How can we get her to be serious?"
"Well, just make her drink a bottle of cold water." Hayarpi said casually.
"THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TO DO?!" Navi screamed.
"... Yeah..."
Navi groaned. "Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
"Because you didn't ask. "
"Hmm, you're right..." The fairy faced the others. "Hey, does anyone have a bottle of cold water?"
Link reached into his dimensional bag and pulled out a bottle. "I do, but it's not really that cold."
"Ahh, that will do. Give it to Nicole."
Link shrugged and gave the water to Nicole, who stared at it, and him, for a while before drinking it all in five gulps. "Hey thanks you guys..." There was an uncomfortable silence.
"Uh, what happened to her?" asked Link.
"She became serious." said Ines.
"Sometimes it's just too quiet without her babbling." Brian added.
"So you mean she's not extremely hyper anymore?" asked Navi.
"Yep."
Nicole blinked. "Hey you guys? Is anything wrong? I would like to finish this dungeon so we can get to Princess Zelda."
Link also blinked, but in disbelief. "Wow, she's not ending all her sentences with exclamation points anymore!"
"What? I don't understand. Can we please just go?" Nicole said in a normal tone. Everybody stared at her.
"Way too weird," Brian said to Ines. She nodded vigorously.
Link nodded, pulling out another bottle with a fish in it. "Umm, all right. Yeah, let's go." He uncapped the bottle and let out the fish, giving it to Jabu-Jabu. The fish lord opened his mouth and they all got sucked in. Everyone went through the big fish until finally reaching the spot where Ruto stood.
"Hello Princess Ruto." Nicole said politely, bowing to the Zora princess.
Everyone stared. "O.o"
"Now that's something you'll never see again..." Gilbert laughed.
Link stepped forward beside Nicole, who was standing straight now. "So, Princess, we need to get you out of here so I can finally get the Spiritual Stone of Water." He said in a business-like manner.
Ruto ignored him. "Well, at least SOMEONE respects the princess of the Zoras!" She said, gesturing towards Nicole who had a blank look on her face. Then she finally focused on what Link said. "And why would I hang out with the likes of you six? I deserve better!"
"Stuck up little snob..." Navi murmured. Everyone nodded. Brian narrowed his dark eyes at Ruto, in which she responded by glaring back at him and turning her back.
Link sighed. "Ok, I asked you nicely, but NOOOO! You had to be a brat..." He walked towards Ruto, picked her up, and slung her over his shoulder. Of course, the Princess immediately let out a tantrum, yelling out obscenities and offensive material not suited for the rating of this fic. Link grunted, trying to keep the Princess steady. "Hey, can you guys help me here?! And Ruto, WOULD YOU SHUT UP?!"
"NO I WON'T YOU LITTLE #$#$#&!"
Nicole shook her head dissaprovingly. "Link, that's no way to treat a Princess!"
He grunted again. "Ruto, keep still darn it! And Nicole, if she doesn't go with us, we can't get the stone!"
"Oh. I'm sorry for intruding. Ok, fine, we'll help you."
Everybody stared at Nicole again, irritated at her properness and totally ruining the theme of this story. Link, followed by the others, carried a pouting Ruto to the exit when the Princess finally said words that weren't offensive. "WAIT!"
Link sighed, glancing at her. "What do you want now?"
Ruto blinked and began twiddling with her thumbs. "Umm, while I was feeding Lord Jabu-Jabu, he sucked me in and the spiritual stone... it, uhh... it kinda fell out of my grasp..."
"WHAT?!" Everyone yelled.
"She's also clumsy..." Navi whispered. Then her voice raised. "WHAT A BAD COMBINATION!"
"What are you talking about?" Gilbert asked, raising an eyebrow.
Navi gasped. "Oh, nothing, nothing, nothing at all, hee hee. :D;;"
Everyone raised their eyebrows. "Suuuure..."
Anyway!
Brian slapped his forehead. "Aww, not another dungeon..."
Ines grinned at him. "It's not so bad, we'll get new items, like last time!"
So, they go and beat up the monsters until they got to the room where Link got the boomerang. He eyed the bubbles jumping around the place. "Ok, a lot of bubbles. Everyone spread out, and Ruto, stay here."
"Why? Are you worried about me?" Ruto asked. Before her eyes were narrow and had a mean glint to it, but now she stared at Link with big, glossy, dreamy eyes.
Link stared at her blankly. "Why would I be worried?"
"Princess, you have to stay here because you would get hurt and you don't have any weapons. The King said he wants you back without a scratch." Nicole explained.
"I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!" spat Ruto, turning on her. "I WAS TALKING TO LINK!"
Nicole bowed her head in shame. "I'm sorry, your highness."
"Aww, it's okay, Nicole." Navi said reassuringly, patting her on the back. Well, if she can. "SHE'S JUST A SNOB!"
Ines, who had already started popping the bubbles, grinned as she looked their direction. "Wow, Navi's sticking up for Nicole!"
Hayarpi had also began fighting. "Halleluiah! Praise the Goddesses!"
Ruto ignored them and faced Link, crossing her scaly arms. "Well, Link? Why do I have to stay?"
"Uhh... because of what Nicole said! Yeah, that's it! Beacause of what she said!" Link said, pointing to the Nicole who was popping bubbles.
"Link! We need your friggin' help! This is timed, didn't you know that?!" Brian yelled from where he was fighting. "Stop flirting with the stupid Princess!"
"I AM NOT STUPID!!"
All the girls (except Nicole) and Gilbert paused in their fighting and ignored Ruto's statement. "OOOOHHH!"
"Link likes the Princess, eh?" Gilbert laughed, then ducked as a bubble was about to smack him in the face.
"SHADDDAAAP!" Link yelled.
"You shouldn't treat Link like that." Nicole said softly.
"Aww, thanks Nicole."
"You're welcome, brave one." she replied, smiling. That sounded soooo stupid...
Link popped a bubble. "Uhh, don't call me that."
When they were finally done, six chestnut-colored chests appeared with each of their names on top if it.
Link peered inside his chest and opened it wide. "Wow, I have a new boomerang. Oh joy." He said sarcastically, holding up the neutral colored weapon.
Ines opened her chest. "All right! A cool shield! Mine has a symbol of a cougar on it! ... Cool!" She said, grinning stupidly as she touched the surface of her blue-tinted shield.
"Wow, this is awesome! Mine has a symbol of a panther," Brian said, holding up his new brown-tinted shield.
Hayarpi opened her chest, carrying out a red-tinted shield. "Hey, this is neat! There's a symbol of an eagle!"
Gilbert opened his chest. "Groovy!"
Everyone, except serious ol' Nicole, stared. "O.o"
Gilbert stared back. "... What?"
"'Groovy?'" Navi asked, quoting the word with her small fingers.
"What?! So? I couldn't think of anything else... anyway, my shield has a shark on it. And it's tinted gold."
Nicole opened her chest, holding up a black-tinted shield. "A shield. This will be useful during our quest. Oh, and look, there's a symbol of a stallion there. How beautiful! I might not use it for combat. Oh, but I have to."
Everybody stared, annoyed looks on their faces.
"OK THAT'S IT!" Link yelled.
Nicole turned to face him. "What's wrong, Link? Is anything bothering you?"
"YES! YOU ARE!"
"Whoa, calm down, what did I do? Whatever I did I'm te-- acck!" Nicole was cut off as Link leapt on top of her, strangling her throat. "Someone (cough) help me! (cough, cough)"
Navi started screaming. "GAH, LINK! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"
"Ooh, Navi sweared. Well, kinda." Brian pointed out.
"Someone!" cried Nicole, coughing again. "HELP!"
Ines slowly advanced towards Link, putting a hand on his shoulder. "Whoa, Link, easy... let her go, easy," Link's grip began loosening. "Yeah, that's it. Let go of her, slowly..."
Finally, Link's hands released from Nicole's neck and Brian and Gilbert pulled him away. Nicole fell to the floor, holding her neck. "That hurt..." Then she fell unconscious.
"Link, you need anger management classes," Brian said flatly.
Gilbert glared at him. "Shush, Brian! You might get him mad again!"
Link, however, didn't hear them. Then he realized what he did. "OH MY GODDESSESS! WHAT HAVE I DONE!?" ... Haha, that like... contradicted what I narrated. Yeah so he crawled back over to Nicole and held her hands. "Oh Din, is she dead? If she is, I'll stab myself..." he asked softly, looking up at the others.
Gilbert shook his head. "Oh, no, no, it's not your fault."
"It isn't? But... is she dead?"
"She's just unconscious," explained Hayarpi. "You did this because she was acting all calm and you got annoyed. Really, really//really// annoyed." She shook her finger at him. "Temper, temper!" Link glared at her.
Nicole shifted in her sleep, showing signs of consciousness. "Ugh... w-what happened? Link? Why does my throat feel weak...? Why do I--"
Link shushed her. "Shh... don't talk. Go to sleep again."
"No, Nicole, stay awake." Ines looked to Link. "Want her back to normal?" She paused. "Well, it's not really normal, but to her old self?"
Link sweatdropped and nodded. "Yes, please. Before I attempt murder again."
"Umm, ok. Does anyone have anymore water?" Navi asked.
Hayarpi shook her head. "No, water won't work. She needs something that has sugar in it."
Ruto, who had been watching closely at the entire scene, suddenly spoke up. "HEY! DID YOU GUYS FORGET ABOUT ME?!"
Brian rolled his eyes at her, giving her another glare with his haunting black eyes. "Oh, why would we forget about a stuck-up, clumsy and whiny princess?" he said.
"Hey, nice one." Gilbert said, high-fiving Brian.
"That was (cough) NOT nice..." said Nicole from the floor.
Link sighed (with Ruto watching him) and got up, therefore dropping Nicole.
"OWW!"
"Oops! Sorry Nic! Anyway, I'll go get some soda. There was a vending machine outside anyway."
"There was?!" Navi asked, surprised.
"THERE WAS?!" All the Earthlings save Nicole screamed. They looked at eachother. Who knew vending machines were available in medieval Hyrule?
Link blinked at them. "Yeah, didn't you see it?" He then proceeded to the exit.
There was an awkward silence.
Ruto sighed dreamily, folding her hands together in front of her heart. "I THINK I'M IN LOVE..."
Hayarpi gave her a confused look. "Really? With who, Ruto?"
Ruto's eyes filled with... love, maybe. Or perhaps it was just admiration. I dunno. "Link..." she breathed lovingly.
Gilbert snickered. "What?! Link?!" Then he burst out laughing. "BWAHAHA!"
"Why Link?" Brian asked.
Ruto closed her eyes and smiled, envisioning his handsome, young, smiling face in her head. "Because he is so caring and strong!"
Everyone except Ruto burst out laughing along with Gilbert. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Link himself came into the room, a Pepsi drink in hand. He eyed the hysterical people. "Hey, what happened?"
Everyone except Ruto stopped laughing and looked at Link. Then they burst out laughing again, pointing fingers at the Hylian. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Link pouted. "C'mon! Tell me!"
Ruto suddenly leapt onto him, catching him in a firm embrace. "I love you!"
"BWAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!"
Link tried prying Ruto off. "WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE!?"
Navi giggled. "Oooooh, this time LINK sweared. Not me! Well... sort of."
"I love you! Marry me!" Ruto repeated into Link's ear.
"Ewww! NOO!" Link cried.
"Ruto! Leave Link alone!" Brian yelled, reaching for the Zora and finally pulling her off of Link, relieving the boy.
The Zora girl crossed her arms. "Aww, why?"
"JUST LEAVE HIM! I HATE YOU!" Brian yelled, earning this look from the others: "O.o"
"Uhh right..." Link said slowly. He handed Nicole the Pepsi can. "Ok, here Nicole, drink this." She nodded at him and began slowly pouring the drink in her mouth. A couple of seconds later, she threw the can aside, sat up, and blinked, staring right into Link's eyes.
"AAAH! HOLY FISH NAILS! WHY IS LINK THE PAPERCLIP STARING AT ME?! DO I LOOK LIKE CHEESE?! HI LINK! WANNA EAT CHEESE?! BEHOLD, THE POWER OF TWIRLY THINGS! MWAHAHAHA!" she screamed, bolting up and posing like a moron.
Navi laughed. "She's back to normal! ... Well, semi-normal!"
Everyone cheered. "HOORAY!"
Nicole shook her head. "Hooray?! NO, NOT HOORAY! IT'S BOO YAH, YOU EVIL FISH PEOPLE! ESPECIALLY, YOU!" she said, pointing at Ruto. Everyone except Ruto cracked up.
"AAAAUUUGGGHHHH! WE'RE //CRAAAACCKIIINNNGGGGG//!" Everyone screamed painfully as they started cracking in little pieces. o.O;; Dudes! I didn't mean literally!
"... Oh." They started un-cracking and they all burst out laughing.
"Yaaay! I got my old Nicole back!" Link said happily, hugging Nicole.
Nicole beamed. "Aww, thanks! By the way, who are you? Are you a flying toaster? Believe me, I've seen one!"
"Uh oh..." Ines said, eyeing Nicole's confused look. "Umm, does she even know us?"
"Link! What did you put in that Pepsi?!" Gilbert yelled, pulling Link from Nicole and shaking him vigorously.
"I! I! I! I! X.x;;;"
"DUDE! YOU'RE KILLING HIM!" Ines yelled, smacking Gilbert, which caused him to drop Link.
"Sorry mommy! Forgive me!" He then burst out sobbing. Everyone stared.
"I... didn't put anything in the Pepsi." Link said flatly. Gilbert halted his weeping.
"Oh. :D"
"Yah, that Pepsi was good!" Nicole giggled. "And don't worry, I'm kidding! I know that you are Link," she pointed at Link who was on the floor. "You're Ines," she pointed at Ines, "You're Brian," she pointed at Brian, "You're Gilbert," she pointed at Gilbert, "You're Hayarpi," pointed at Hayarpi, "You're Ruto," she pointed at Ruto, who's face was red. "Why is Ruto red? Oh well, who cares. Yah, you're Navi, the fairy that beat up Tinkerbell!" Nicole completed happily, pointing at Navi.
"I'm so proud of myself!" Navi gushed.
"Anyhow, we should complete this dungeon. You guys have spent too much time grieving on me! Let's go, my tribe of unfinished ice cream!" Nicole declared, waving her sword in the air like an idiot.
"O.o;;? Yaaay! She's back to normal!" Everyone except Ruto cheered. Then they stopped. Then they continued. "Well, sorta!"
Everybody went through the dungeon and finished it by beating the boss, Baricade. After, they were all teleported on top of the log outside of Jabu-Jabu. Ruto had her face right in front of Link's. "Hey, Big Guy."
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Link flailed his arms before falling stupidly into the water. Ruto chased after him, diving into the water herself.
Everyone laughed hysterically. "BWAHAHAHAHA!"
Link surfaced and glared at them all. "Hey! That wasn't funny!" he growled, frowning. Just then, Ruto came up beside him. "AAHHH!"
"You're so cool, Linky-poo."
"-.-;; Look Ruto, all I want is the Spiritual Stone of Water and all of us will be gone!"
Ruto smirked, holding up a large sapphire with gold bordering. "You mean this, Linky-poo?"
Link's eyes widened and he smiled, reaching for it. But Ruto held it out of his grasp. Link blinked. "But--"
"If I give it to you, will you promise to marry me in the future?" Ruto asked, snuggling up to Link in the water. He kicked her away.
"BWAHAHAHA!" laughed the others from on top of the log.
"SHUT UP, WILL YOU?!" Link screamed. He faced Ruto. "I won't marry you! Never! I'll NEVER MARRY YOU!"
She 'hmph'-ed and began swimming off, the stone in hand. "Then you can't have it."
The earthlings halted their laughter and stared as Ruto swam away. Then they threw rocks at Link's head. "GET THE STONE, IDIOT!"
"OKAY, OKAY!" Link yelled, swimming after the Zora Princess. "Princess Ruto! Wait! Wait!" She didn't stop. "I SAID FREAKIN' //WAIT//, DARN IT!"
Ruto stopped and turned around, letting Link catch up. "What?!"
"I want-- no, I NEED the stone, Ruto!"
"You must promise to marry me then."
"... Please?"
"No."
"Please?!"
"No."
"PLEASE?!"
"Promise meee..."
"AUGH! FINE! WHATEVER! I DON'T CARE! JUST GIVE ME THE STONE! PLEASE?!"
Ruto squealed, handing Link the stone. She hugged him in the water. "Yay! Link will be my future husband!" Link shifted uncomfortably in her arms.
Navi made a face. "Eww, that's gross, being married to a fish woman!"
"Well, it's worse being married to a camel with no hump!" Nicole said.
Everyone stared at her. "O.o?"
"MWAHAHA!"
Despite Link's current position, he smiled at Nicole. "I like her like this. She's funny."
Ruto growled and held onto Link tighter. "Grrr..." Her gaze shifted to the standing figure of Nicole. "NICOLE! STAY AWAY FROM //MY// LINKY-POO!"
"I am NOT your Linky-poo!" Link yelled. "And Nicole isn't anywhere NEAR me! Let go of me! Now!"
"Promise to marry me, then!"
"I ALREADY DID, REMEMBER?!" screamed Link, holding up the Zora's Sapphire.
"Yes! You love me!" she squealed again, letting go of Link. The earthlings jumped off the log and into the water, swimming onto land that they could stand up on.
"Umm, I do NOT love you, but thanks for the stone." Link said flatly, swimming to the others. Ruto swam after him.
"I'll be standing idly next to my large daddy, okay? Goodbye, my love!" Ruto said, kissing Link on the cheek before scurrying off into Zora's Domain.
Link blinked. Then he screamed. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! SHE KISSED ME! SHE FREAKING //KISSED// MEEEE! AUGH! I'M CONTAMINATED! I'M CONTAMINATED! I'M GONNA DIE! I'M GONNA DDIIIEEEE!" he cried as he began running in small circles.
Everybody stared. "Isn't NICOLE supposed to be the insane one?" Hayarpi asked.
"I //AM// THE INSANE ONE!" Nicole screamed. "STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!" Then she burst out sobbing.
Navi ignored Nicole's sobbing, Link's screaming, and everyone else's blabber as she made her way towards a wall, thumping on it. "Hey, I think I hear something from the other side!"
Everybody stopped what they were doing and eyed Navi. "Really?"
"Yep! Link, put a bomb down here!"
Link, who had immersed himself in the water again (trying to "un-contaminate" himself), got out and set down a bomb near the wall. It blew up, also blowing up the wall and revealing a rather wide passageway. "Cool!"
Everyone entered the passageway, going forward into the darkness. Then, they saw a light, and everybody began running towards it. Suddenly, everyone found themselves in a Fairy Fountain. Wait... a Fairy Fountain...?
"A FAIRY FOUNTAIN! AAAAAHHHHH!" Everyone screamed, running around and then finally smacking into each other. "OWW!"
Navi raised an eyebrow at their stupid antics and looked to Link, who was rubbing his head. "Hey Link, there's a Triforce sign there! What do we do when there's a Triforce sign?"
"Uh... run and hide?"
Everyone fell over. "NO!"
He grinned. "Just kidding." He then stepped onto the Triforce sign and pulled out his Fairy Ocarina, playing the notes of Zelda's Lulluby. Another Great Fairy rose up, screeching like a banshee.
Nicole giggled. "That sounds fun!" She screeched like a banshee too. Everybody backed away from her.
"Whoa! Dude! The fairy is wearing CLOTHES!" Gilbert said, pointing at the clothed Fairy, who was wearing a white and green sun dress. She still wore her brown boots and her hair was still in that weird style of theirs'.
"Heehee! Of course I'm wearing clothes! My friend at Death Mountain told me about your... meeting."
"Oh yes," Nicole said. "I remember."
"Anyway, I will grant you with a spell! Take it now!" She said, reaching her arms out to Link. The Hylian was enveloped in a green light and then he lifted up something.
"Ooooh! Whuzzat?" Everyone asked, looking at the green orb inside a diamond-like shell.
"That is Farore's Wind! You can only use it in dungeons, and to warp places. It can create warp points! The next time you use it after you've made a warp point, you can either dispell it or warp to it! Neat, yes?" The Great Fairy explained.
"Very!" Link said, looking at the spell in his hands.
"Yes! Good! Very good! I must go! Good luck, heroes and heroines!" The Great Fairy screamed like a banshee again and dissapeared into her Fountain.
Everybody stared. "COOL!"
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Outside...
"Um, can we use this to transport to Hyrule Field?" Link asked.
"I dunno! Try it." Hayarpi said, poking the spell.
"Okay!" Link raised the green orb into the air, then lowered it to the ground. A green light surrounded everyone and they vanished into thin air.
At Zora's River's Entrance...
"AAHH!" Everyone yelled as they appeared a foot from the ground. Link waved the spell off, therefore making everyone fall to the floor.
"Oww! Jeesh, Link, you could've made us land more comfortably!" Brian said as he rubbed his bottom.
"Sorry, I just got it..." Link apologized, getting up. Everyone got up also.
Nicole began singing. "FINALLY! WE'RE GOING TO THE PRINCESS, THE WONDERFUL PRINCESS OF HYRULE! MWAHAHA, BWAHAHA, MWAHAHA, BWAHAHA, MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Her voice went to normal tone. "I'm so excited, aren't you?"
Everyone fell over.
"Uhh, yeah... ok, let's go see Princess Zelda!" Ines yelled, raising a fist into the air and leading everyone towards the castle.
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END OF CHAPTER 4!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Well, I'll see you in chapter 5 of "We're in Hyrule, stupid!!" Goodbye!!!
- L-Gurl