Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN FREAKIN' ZELDA!!!

AHHH, TODAY, MY BODY HURTS, I FEEL BAD, I HAVE A STUFFY NOSE. I WROTE THIS TO SEE IF IT CAN LIFT MY MOOD. APPARENTLY, IT WORKED!! OK ON TO THE STORY!! (I like saying that!)

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Chapter 5: DO you really really really want to know?

Link was skipping along beside his friends, singing jovially. "OOOHH! WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE-- OWWW!" He stopped and clutched his head, glaring at Hayarpi. "What was that for?!"

Hayarpi sheathed her sword. "I've had enough from Nicole. Keep singing, and DIE."

Link shut his mouth. They were near the castle gates when suddenly, the sky turned black, gray clouds covering the bright light of the sun. Brian looked around. "What's happening?"

Ines, Hayarpi, and Gilbert shrieked. Yes, Gilbert shrieked. o.O;; "OH NO! WE'RE GONNA DIE!" they all yelled, running around.

"No we're not..." Link said. Suddenly, he gasped, watching the drawbridge lower. "Look! The drawbridge is opening!"

Finally, the drawbridge opened completely and the sound of pounding hooves reached everyone's ears. A white figure with two more figures situated on top of it rushed towards the opening. As they get closer, everyone noticed that it was actually a white horse with Impa riding on it. In front of her was Princess Zelda, shielded by Impa's body. The horse rushed past the seven.

Link gasped again. "PRINCESS ZELDA!"

Zelda looked back at them, fright in her crystal blue eyes, a blue object in her grasp. She threw the object at Link's head, and, bull's-eye! It hit him square on the temple, knocking him unconscious.

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR COMING IN LATE!" Zelda yelled. "I know about your friends, the five destined ones! That's the Ocarina of Time! Keep that for your queeeest..." her voice began to fade as the horse traveled farther away from them. Zelda, Impa, and the white horse finally disappeared from everyone's view and Ganondork--

"IT'S DORF! NOT DORK! D-O-R-F! DORF!" Ganondorf yelled.

Oh, well excuuuuse me, GANONDORF--

"Thank ye."

STOP INTERRUPTING! Anyway, Ganondorf, on his ebony Gerudo Stallion, appeared behind the six people and one fairy, his horse standing tall on the drawbridge.

"Hey, you kids! Have you seen a white horse just gallop past here?" Ganondorf asked, or more like demanded, the kids. Hayarpi had smartly picked up the Ocarina of Time and hid it behind her back before Ganondorf came.

Everyone but Nicole and and Link backed away. Link was unconscious and on the floor, and Nicole was too crazy, not to mention stupid, to be afraid. "Hi Mr. Potty Head!" she greeted, smiling cheerily at the Gerudo. Ganondorf raised an eyebrow at her. "Wanna see my dog? HIS NAME IS MR. SHARP TEETH!" Nicole pulled out a dog with foam in its mouth.

Ganondorf turned to the others. "What's wrong with her?"

"She's insane," Hayarpi explained. "Well, semi."

"... Anyway, have you seen a horse that--" Ganondorf was interrupted by Nicole.

"YES, yes, we have!"

"Where did it go?"

"DO you really wanna know?!"

"Yeah."

"DO you really, really wanna know?!"

Ganondorf's temper began rising. "YES."

"DO you really, really, really wanna know?!"

"YES AND IF YOU DON'T TELL ME, I'LL BLAST YOU TO BITS!"

Nicole gasped and started waving her arms up and down like an idiot. "Cool! OK! BLAST ME! BLAAAST MEEEE!"

Ganondorf formed a yellow orb in his hands and threw it at Nicole. "Hi-ya!"

The orb smacked Nicole, making her fly a foot back. She sat up, whining. "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! ... Hey! That felt good!" She stood up, waving her arms again. "Do it again!" Everybody stared at her in fright.

"Nicole, don't be stupid!" Gilbert yelled, pulling her back.

"Too late," Brian laughed sadly from behind them.

Ganondorf growled. "Arrrrgh!" He then began galloping away, extremely irritated because of her insanity.

Everyone stared and then cheered. "Yay! You drove him away!"

Nicole looked around. "Drove who away?"

Finally, Link began to regain consciousness. "Ow, my head..." he mumbled, sitting up. Everyone noticed/heard and crowded around him. "Hey! What happened here?"

"Stuff," Brian said.

"Stuff? What stuff? All I remember is seeing Zelda with Impa on a horse galloping away..."

"Oh, yeah, that happened. Zelda threw a blue-thingy to your head and it knocked you unconscious." Ines explained, holding out a hand. Link took it gladly, getting up.

Hayarpi took the ocarina from behind her back and handed it to Link. "Here, Zelda left this for you."

Link was silent for about five minutes, absentmindedly walking into the market, with the rest of the six looking at him, confused. He suddenly decided to speak. "I know what to do. Follow me."

Nicole blinked. "Wow, he's serious... AAAAAHHHH! I HA-- ... DISLIKE SERIOUSNESS! I'M GONNA BECOME SANE IF I ACT SERIOUSLY! AAAHH!" She took her sword from it's scabbard and started waving it in the air, almost slashing a guy's hair off.

The guy ducked, Nicole's sword almost chopping off his head. "Hey, watch it lady!"

Nicole gasped. "AAAAHH! NOW I'M A LADY! NOT A KID ANYMORE! I CAN'T HAVE FUN ANYMORE! AAAHHH!"

"Hey, HEY! I'm kidding!" The guy yelled.

"Oopsie daisy. :D"

"There's one of her mood swings." Hayarpi pointed out to Navi. The fairy nodded in understanding.

"Wait, wait!" Gilbert called. "Let's go to the Great Fairy near Hyrule Castle first!"

"Do we have to?" Ines whined.

"Actually that's a good idea, let's go!" Navi said.

Sneaking in, a visit to the Great Fairy, a lot of screaming, receiving Din's Fire and s'more sneaking out later...

Link had led everyone back to the Market, and then to the Temple of Time. They were all standing in front of the alter.

"Um, now what?" Brian asked.

"Read the inscription, silly!" Navi said.

"I can't read Hylian."

Everyone sweatdropped. Link stepped up and began to read it. "It says that we have to put the three Spiritual Stones here and play the Song of Time." The Hylian reached into his dimensional bag, pulling out an emerald, a ruby, and a sapphire. He gently put it in the spaces reserved for them and took the ocarina's mouthpiece in his mouth, playing the tune of the Song of Time on the instrument. There was a rumble and the Door of Time slowly opened, showing a new passageway.

"Aha! There we go! Look, the Door of Time just opened. C'mon people!"

Walk, walk, walk, when...

Navi gasped, hovering past the six and towards a sword situated in a pedestal. "Whoa, isn't this the legendary blade...? ... The Master Sword!"

Walk, walk, walk...

Link walked up to the pedestal, right in front of the sword. Hayarpi, Gilbert, and Brian were to his right, Nicole and Ines to his left and Navi hovering above him. "Should I... pull it?"

Everybody except Link tilted their heads. "Mmmmmaybe... mmmmmaybe not."

Link stepped onto the pedestal itself. "Ok, everyone touch my shoulder and don't let go, just in case something happens." Everyone touched his shoulder, Navi resting on Link's hat. "Ready?"

"YES! PULL IT ALREADY!" Everyone screamed.

The boy's hands grasped around the hilt of the sword. "All right, ok... one... two... three..."

Everybody gulped.

"HERE WE GO!" As he pulled the Master Sword out of it's resting place, a blue light covered the entire area. Everyone's hands flew to shield their eyes until suddenly, there was a blinding flash of white light, and all went black.

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When Link awoke, he found himself in the same darkness he saw when he pulled the Master Sword out...

It was pitch black. He couldn't see ANYTHING.

"... Hello?" he asked softly. No response. "H... Hello? I-Is anybody here?" he said louder.

Then, there was a voice!

"Heroes and Heroines of Time... Link and his allies... wake up! It is the day of destiny!"

"What? How can I? All I see is darkness!"

"Open your eyes, stupid!" The voice grumbled.

Link finally opened his eyes, seeing a white-haired man garbed in layers of yellow robes. "What? What happened here..." He suddenly grasped his throat, eyes widening. "ACK! MY VOICE! IT'S DEEPER! Like... WAY deeper!"

"Yes. It's deeper because you have grown into a man, Link. I am Rauru." The man dressed in yellow said.

Link stared at him. Then he looked at himself. "HEY! Why am I wearing tights?! Aww, crap, I better wake Nicole and the others up." He looked around, seeing Nicole placed on a black altar, her clothes way different from when they were kids. He walked towards her, shaking her by the shoulders. "HEY NICOLE! WAKE UP!"

"Ya, ya, I'm awake, I'm awake-- STOP SHAKING ME!" Link stopped shaking her and allowed Nicole to sit up. "Thank you... wait..." She blinked, swallowed, and ahemed. "Thank you...? AAAAAHHHHH! My voice! It became all light and stuff!" She looked at Link. "AAAAAHHHHH! LINK, THE PAPERCLIP! YOU LOOK LIKE A 17-YEAR-OLD!"

"And you look older too." he replied flatly. A pause. "Hey, you're pretty..."

"HEY!"

Realizing what he said, Link shook his head. "W-Wait! I don't mean it!"

"So I'm not pretty?!"

"You are-- no, you aren't-- no wait... YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! IN A BROTHER'S EYE, OF COURSE!"

Nicole smiled at him, obviously satisfied with his answer. "Thanks!"

"Anyway, lets wake up the others!"

Rauru cleared his throat, causing the two teens to look at him. "Umm, you don't need to. They're already awake." Behind him were the rest of the crew, still a bit sleepy.

Link and Nicole looked at Hayarpi, Ines, Brian, and Gilbert, and then looked at each other, bursting out laughing. "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Brian raised an eyebrow. "What's so funny?"

"Maybe... haha... you... haha..." Link couldn't contain himself and he doubled over, laughing hysterically. "Ahahaha!"

"What? I don't understand!" Ines whined.

Nicole was leaning back, pointing a finger at them. "You... haha! Ok, I'll say it really... haha... FAST!" She then took a big breath. "YouandGilbertandHayarpiandBrianallgrewoutofyourclothes!"

Hayarpi shook her head. "What?!"

"Wellkindofbutitissohardtotellbecauseofwhatyou'rewearingand... and.. your hair!" Nicole leaned back again, laughing her head off. "AHAHAHAHA!"

"What the," Hayarpi looked in mirror that just HAPPENED to be there. "AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!"

Link and Nicole were now on the floor laughing. "WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Hayarpi, Gilbert, Brian, and Ines screamed. "OH MY GOD! WE GREW UP! AND WHY DO WE LOOK LIKE THIS?! AND WHY DO LINK AND NICOLE HAVE DIFFERENT CLOTHES?!"

Rauru looked around nervously. "Ahhh... umm..."

Gilbert growled. "YOU BETTER EXPLAIN, PILLSBURY! OR ELSE!" He smacked his fist into hand.

The sage gulped. "Oh my..."

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Ha!! My sickness thingy is kind of going away!! That was my 5th chapter!! I hope you all love this!!! Please R+R and tell me what you think!!! Hey flame me, I DON'T FREAKIN' CARE!!! I'll keep on writing until the very end!! While you're waiting, please listen to my elevator music plays music MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I'M EVIL, EVIL (and crazy) I TELL YOU!!!!

- L-Gurl