Yay! Chappy 11! I kinda changed my name! It was "LiLFiLiPiNoGuRL" and now it's "LilFilipinoGurl"!
Niagra: (from another room) What's the difference?
And for the anniversary, that's my new fairy friend, Niagra!!
(a small lilac colored fairy flies in, it's about the same size of Navi)
Niagra: WAAASSSAAAP!!
(an 18-year-old Link comes in from somewhere)
Link: Hey! Hi!
Adult Link? What are you doing in my house?
Link: (shrugs)
Umm, yeah, so anyway, I guess that Link and Niagra will be helping me do this story!
Niagra: Wassap!!!
Link: She reminds me of Navi...
Shut up!! Ok, "LFG (LilFilipinoGurl)" is me, the "L" is Link, and the "N" is Niagra, if ever mentioned! And I think that THIS CHAPTER is rated "R" (drugs!), but I bet that you readers don't care, and that you just wanna read the story.
Reader: I DON'T CARE!! I JUST WANNA READ THE STORY!!
See? Yeah, so on with the story!!
Link: She likes saying that...
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Chapter 11: Gilbert has the fever!! Ahhhh!!
Nicole sighed as she stared at the spot Sheik was at. "Why can't Sheik just tell Link that he's--" Gilbert, who had just recovered from his almost-slip from the last chapter, jumped at Nicole and covered her mouth. "Mmpfh!"
Link eyed them. "That he's what!? TELL ME!"
"Mppfh! MPPFHH," Nicole shoved Gilbert back because she couldn't breathe, then realized what she almost said. "Oh, oops..."
"Is it really important?"
"N-Nah, you'll figure it out in the end of the game."
"This isn't a game! This is real!"
"Oh yeah, huh..."
"Umm, yeah," cut in Gilbert. "So, let's go to the next temple!"
Hayarpi sighed. "But whyyy!?"
Navi twitched. "Stop complaining!"
They all started walking towards the entrance to the temple and to the hole with the ladder, looking down it. Brian bit his lip. "Aww, heck no..."
"Do we have to JUMP in?" Ines grumbled.
"No, stupid, there's a ladder!" pointed out Hayarpi.
"Who goes first?" Navi asked.
Of course, Nicole just went in ahead without warning. "Weeeeeeeeeeee!" she squee-ed as she fell.
"Ahh!" Link panicked. "Nicole!" He jumped in after her. Ines, Gilbert, and Brian looked at each other, shrugged, and then jumped in. Both Hayarpi and Navi sighed, Hayarpi climbing down the ladder while Navi flew down beside her.
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Down in the Fire Temple...
Nicole was still falling (it's a long drop I tell you!) "Hooooollllyyy craaaaaaaaaaaa--" finally she landed, eyes squinting at the pain. "--AAP! AAAHHH! My feet!"
And from above her came Link's yelling. "Ahhhhhhhhhh! CRUUUUUUUD!" he landed too, right beside Nicole. "OUCH! That huuurt..."
"Didn't it?!" Nicole grumbled in agreement. She had sat down and was tending to her feet.
Link slowly straightened up. "I think I broke my leg..."
From above them both was Ines, Gilbert and Brian. "Woooooooooooooooooah!" They landed on top of each other, Ines all the way on the bottom. She waved her arms. "Ahh! Don't you know how heavy two 18 year old men are?!"
"Oops..." Gilbert laughed as he got off.
Brian patted her head, getting off as well. "Sorry..."
Ines groaned, slowly sitting up. "My baaaaack..."
Meanwhile, Hayarpi was climbing down until she reached a safe height, in which she jumped off the ladder and landed perfectly beside them all. She pointed at the rest and laughed. "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Navi only sighed. "You guys never learn..."
"Learn what?" Nicole asked. "The Greek alphabet?
Gilbert shook his head. "Noooo, that's what we're learning in school!"
Link, yet again, had no idea what they were talking about. He looked ahead. "Umm, yeah, so... now what?"
"Duh, stupid, enter the temple." Brian sighed.
"Ooooooh..."
Everyone but Link fell over. Nicole sighed. "Dumb blond..."
"Hey!" Link unsheathed his sword and shield. "FIGHT ME!"
"HA!" Nicole unsheathed her own sword and shield. "Like you can win against me!"
"Yes!"
"Yes?"
"Yes."
"Then let's go!"
They fight for a few minutes. Can you believe they haven't even entered the temple yet? Talk about getting sidetracked. Anyway, on the sidelines, Ines and Hayarpi were cheering. "Go Nicole! Go Nicole! Girls rule!"
"NO!" Brian and Gilbert yelled at them, the girls twitching at the volume. "BOYS rule! Girls drool! Go Link, go Link!"
Nicole sidestepped a swing, grinning. "Ha! Good so far!"
Link backflipped out of harm's way. "You're not pretty bad either!"
"Well, I'm just playing with you!!"
"Huh?" Nicole went over behind him, using her sword to gently poke Link's right hip. All of a sudden the blond fell to the ground, clutching at his waist. "Ahh!"
(L: That's not my weakness!!) (LFG: Suuuuure it isn't... (pokes Link on his right hip)) (L: Ahh! (falls on knees)) (N: Uh huh, whatever you say, Link.)
Hayarpi and Ines cackled. "AHAHA! BOYS ARE THE ONES THAT DROOOOL!" Gilbert and Brian glowered beside them.
Navi flittered above them. "Umm... no comment."
And Nicole was hooting in victory, pointing her sword down at Link. "AHAHAHAHAHA! I now crown you prince of Altea!"
Link stared up at her. "o.O?"
Then Marth (LFG: Or Mars... I DON'T KNOW!) came running in from somewhere. (N: Why is Marth here?) (LFG: I don't know.) (L: But you're the writer!) (N/LFG: SHUT UP!)
Everyone stared at him, asking together, "Who are you?" They looked at each other.
"We need to stop doing that," Ines mumbled.
Marth only glared at them, then began to speak in Japanese. "//ORE// wa Altea no ouji da!" He smacked Nicole on the side of her head with the flat of his sword.
(2007 revision note: haha, before i edited this, what marth said was in english (like typed in english) but now i know how to say what he said in japanese so i replaced it. :D ... did that make sense?)
"Itai!" Nicole yelped back in Japanese, falling.
Ines stared. "What did they say?"
A translating device popped up out of nowhere. "He said that HE was the prince of Altea. And she said ouch."
"Oooohh... here." Brian took the translator and put it around Marth's neck.
"What's this?" Marth asked, then gasped. "Hey! I'm speaking English!"
Navi rolled her eyes. "Noooo! (sigh) Let's just go in already..."
Everyone turned to go in the temple until they heard an 'ahem'. They turned around. Marth was staring at them, twiddling his thumbs. "Um. Can I come too?"
Everyone twitched. "NO! Go back to Japan and your own game!"
Marth sniffed. "Okay." He went away.
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Inside the temple (FINALLY!)...
Nicole started screaming. "AHHHHHHHH! Flying fire bat thingys! AHHHHHHHHH! They come from the deeeead!" Everyone stared. But Nicole was totally ignoring them and just looking at the bats. "Scary."
Link gasped, turning to the others. "Hey! We found Nicole's weakness!"
Nicole overheard Link and scoffed. "Fire and bats? My WEAKness? No way!" she killed the bats easily with her fairy bow. "I actually like fire! And I'm only scared of bats when they're man-eating."
"Then ok, guess not..."
"I HAVE NO WEAKNESSES!" she continued to cackle. "I AM THE ALMIGHTY QUEEN OF ALTEA! MWAHAHA--"
Of course that prompted Marth to come in again, speaking in Japanese. "OI! Ore no kuni no koto o hanasu yamete yo!" he smacked Nicole with his sword again.
(revision note: ... yeah okay i think that above one was wrong though xD)
"OW! WHAT THE?!"
Brian stared. "What happened to his translator?"
Marth only 'hmph'-ed all prince-like and left.
Nicole sighed. "Fine... I AM THE PRINCESS OF EVERYTHING IN THE OoT AND MARIO WORLD!" Peach and Zelda came in from somewhere. Nicole sighed. "Oh greeeeaaat..." she covered her head. Peach hit her with a frying pan and Zelda zapped her with magic.
They both laughed and turned to head out, but Zelda was stopped by Link's voice. "Z... Zelda?"
She turned and looked at him questioningly. "Yes?"
Link gasped and started waving his arms. "OH MY GODDESSES! YOU //ARE// ZELDA!"
Zelda blinked. Oops. She looked around in panic; she wasn't supposed to appear yet! Why did Nicole have to go and say that!?
"We were looking for you!" continued Link, still waving his arms up and down. "Remember me? I snuck into your castle seven years ago! And then you told me to get stuff, and then we saw you again at the bridge but then Ganondorf was chasing you so you threw the Ocarina of Time at me and it knocked me unconsc-- HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING!"
Zelda had run out of the temple.
Meanwhile, Nicole was lying on the floor with two bumps on her head, burned, and also beaten. She sobbed quietly. "Itaaaaiiii..."
Everyone gave a sigh. Link had gotten over the fact that Zelda ran away in the middle of his ranting and went over. "Here, drink this..." he gave Nicole a red potion.
Nicole took it, gulping it all down. "Thanks..." she sat up. "MWAHAHAHA! I AM THE PRINCESS OF--"
But Link was smart and covered her mouth. "Ok, you can shut up now."
"Mmmpfh! Mmmpfh! MMMPFH!"
"Oh sorry..." He let go.
Nicole breathed in sharply. "I can breathe!"
Ines helped her to her feet, then looked around. "Umm, yeah, so, let's go to the door on the left."
"Why?" Brian looked at it.
"Because, the other one is chained and locked, stuuuuupid!" Gilbert explained.
"Oh."
They went through the door, and GUESS WHO THEY SAW! Link gasped. "DARUNIA!"
Pretty music played as the camera winded to Darunia on the platform across them. But they saw him smoking a joint.
Darunia blinked, squinting his eyes at the newcomers in the room. He gasped dramatically as he realized who they were. "Ah! Wassap, my one and only brotha'! FWEEEEEHEHEHE!"
Everyone stared. "o.O"
The Goron began to giggle. "Hmmmm... the goooooooodnesss ooooof weeeeeed!" He giggled insanely like a schoolgirl.
"What would your son think of this!?" Hayarpi gasped. Darunia didn't hear her though.
Link gasped, going over to the edge of the platform. "Damn! Hey, you got any extra?"
Darunia nodded. "Suuuuuure..." he tossed Link a joint.
The Hylian lit it up, eyes rolling back as the drug immediately took to effect. "Mmm... HEE HEE! I like piiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeee..."
Both Darunia and Link were stoned now (Link's WEAK I tell ya!) (L: NO I'M NOT!) and they swayed back and forth, chanting together, "Kiiiilll the paaarrrrooottttsss wiiiith theee staaaapllleeeerrr! HAHA! HEE HEE!"
Navi stared. "The heck...?"
"Chuuuugaaaa goooeas theeeeeee traaaaaainnnn!" Link giggled as he went over and started doing a sloppy version of the chicken dance. "YAYAFWAFWA! IHANORAKACHUBALADA! HEE HEE!"
Everyone only sighed at him. "Since when did you become a druggie?" Hayarpi asked.
Fifteen minutes later...
"Siiiiiiiince toooooddddaaaaaayyyy..." Link responded.
"Yeah whatever." Nicole grabbed Link's joint and threw it into the lava.
"Noooooooo! I neeeeed my maaaarriiijjuuuaaannnaaaa...!"
Brian rolled his eyes. "No! Drugs are very bad!
"Whoooo's taaaaallkkkiiinnggg ttttoooo yyyoooouuuu?!"
Ines sighed. "He's still high. He's gonna have a major hangover tomorrow."
"Hee hee! (hiccup) Ehehe... (hiccup)"
Nicole sighed, annoyed already. "I'm gonna kill him if he doesn't shut up..."
"Fwaaaaaa! Hakawa! Lalala!" he started giggling uncontrollably. (revision note: originally I had put 'incontrolably', but back then I didn't know that it isn't a word. And if it was, I would've spelled it wrong. Two 'L's. XD;)
"Grrrr!" Nicole punched Link on the shoulder.
"Ow!" he clutched his shoulder and started crying. "MOMMYYYY!"
Everyone stared. "o.O;;;"
"HAHAHAHAHA!" cackled Nicole. "I MADE A BOY CRY. :D"
"You go girl!" Navi cheered. She and Nicole highfived, but it caused Navi to fall into the lava. "I'M MEEEELLLTTIIIIING!" She's meeeeeeltting!
Everyone cheered. "YES! SHE'S DEAD!" Then they stopped. "Wait why are we cheering? We like Navi. o.O"
But then Navi came back up. "Oh wait, I just remembered, fairies have 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 lives!"
Everyone stared. "NOOOO! (pause) Oh right, we like Navi. YAAAAY!" Navi fell over in mid-air at them.
Darunia, who was quiet the entire time, was still very much high. He waved his arms drunkly, causing the seven to look at him. "Pleeeeeease excuuuuse me while I go kiiiillll the draaaaagon..." he slurred, grinning as he staggered into the boss room.
A few screams of "AAAHHH! MOMMY! I NEED MY MOMMY! NOOOO!" and "Stooop! Let me smoke my weed... mmm!" were heard from the boss's room. Then, there was an awkward silence.
"... o.O;;;"
"That was just plain disturbing..." Hayarpi murmured.
There was silence for a few more minutes... until Gilbert began to talk. "You know what?" he mumbled, putting a hand to his head. Everyone looked at him. "I haven't... been feeling so good..." he tried to stay afoot, but he fell to his knees anyway.
Everybody gasped and Nicole knelt next to him, lifting him up. "Are you ok? Gilbert!"
"I don't know... my head hurts..."
"Let me see..." she put a hand against his forehead and then under his chin.
Gilbert squinted his eyes; everything was getting a little blurry. And even with his Goron Belt, he was feeling really warm. "W... what are you doing?"
"Something... uh oh. Gilbert, you have a fever."
Link snapped out of his daze. "WHAT?!"
Navi eyed him. "Looks like Link isn't stoned anymore."
Ines was kneeling by Gilbert too, a hand around him in worry. "Gilbert, you shouldn't stay with us, in the temple..."
Gilbert shook his head. "No, I have to, I want to come..."
Brian sighed. "Dude, but you're sick. You need to be healed first."
"Healed? I don't need to be..." he drifted off as his eyes slid close and he collapsed in Nicole's arms.
Ines panicked. "Oh my god! Gilbert!"
"It's okay, it's okay," Hayarpi reassured. "C'mon, let's get him outta the temple!"
The seven of them (Nicole and Brian supporting Gilbert) used Farore's Wind to warp back up to the entrance of the Fire Temple, where the ladder began. They all go out into the crater, but Gilbert began mumbling in his sleep. "Ugh... it's too hot..." he started to sweat a little.
Nicole glanced at him. "Crap! Link, warp us somewhere that's not too hot!"
"Right!" Link busted out his ocarina and played the Minuet of Forest.
In a flash of green light, they all disappeared and reappeared in the Sacred Forest Meadow. There was Saria, sitting on her stump with her own ocarina but she stopped as the seven popped up in front of her. She gasped upon seeing Gilbert. "Oh my gosh! What happened?"
(LFG: Ok, I know that the Sages don't stay in the Hyrule, but in my story, they're both in Hyrule AND the Chamber of Sages. They can leave and go as they please. :D)
Saria hopped off her stump as Brian and Nicole staggered over, laying Gilbert down on it. "Gilbert has a fever," the Asian girl explained.
"We need to finish the Fire Temple, but he's weak and he'd be in a lot of danger if he went with us," explained Link, looking to his childhood friend. "Do you think you can heal him with your Sage powers?"
Saria bit her lip. "I can try, but I can't fully heal him right at once. It'll take time. I just awakened as a Sage, and I still need to train my powers..."
"Oh..." Brian mumbled.
"But, I can make a potion that'll heal him in no time! Though that takes time too cuz I gotta find all the ingredients and then mix it all together. Why don't I watch him for you guys?"
Ines perked up. "Yes! That's a great idea! I'll stay with you!"
Link stared. "What? No, we need all the help we can get! We--"
Nicole cut him off, glaring. "Stop right there! Look, just let her stay, ok?" Link gulped, afraid of her expression. Nicole grinned in victory, looking at the others. "Hey, we can take care of ourselves, right?"
Hayarpi, Brian and Navi nodded. "Yeah!"
Link sighed. "Alright, fine."
Ines smiled gratefully at Nicole. "Thanks. Alright, good luck you guys, and stay safe!"
"Ok, we will!" Hayarpi reassured.
Navi waved at Ines and Saria. "Take care of Gilbert, ok? Bye!" Then Link, Nicole and Brian said their own goodbyes before Link played the Bolero of Fire.
Ines sighed as she watched the five of them disappear in a flash of red sparkles. "Goodbye..."
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At the crater...
The five were heading towards the ladder again. Link sighed as he stopped in midwalk, everyone stopping with him. "I still regret leaving Ines and Gilbert there."
Nicole shook her head. "No, it's ok."
Brian nodded. "Yeah, I mean, we can take care of ourselves."
"And they're in good hands!" Hayarpi added.
Navi nodded too. "The hands of the Sage of Forest to be precise."
"See?" Nicole put one hand on Link's shoulder. "Don't worry about it bro, it's all good!"
Link sighed, putting his own hand over her's. "I hope so..."
There was a small pause.
"All right guys," Hayarpi started. "Let's go into the temple."
"Yeah, it's so hot here!" Brian said, trying to cheer everyone up.
They reached the ladder and looked down the hole. Link laughed sheepishly. "You guys wanna jump in the hole again?"
"NO!"
Link sweatdropped. "Alright, fine. Nicole first, then me, then Hayarpi and then Brian."
"Ok." Nicole began climbing down the ladder quietly.
Link eyed her expression, looking at Hayarpi and Brian. "Hey, does she always looks depressed when someone is sick?"
Brian nodded. "Yeah. Especially if that someone is her best friend." Link's eyebrows furrowed a little.
Hayarpi poke him. "Umm, Link. Go, it's your turn."
"Oh, right."
Soon, everyone was in the Fire Temple once again.
"Well, here we are..." Hayarpi said, looking around.
Brian scoffed. "AGAIN."
Link waved his hand. "Ok, so let's go free the freakin' rock eating gorons who freakishly looks like rocks!"
Everyone stared. "Wha?"
"Nothing. Let's just go!"
The five continued through the temple, but Link and Navi noticed that Nicole was behind all the others...
Navi flitted over. "Hey, you ok?"
Nicole looked up. "Hmm? Oh, yeah, I'm just worried about Gilbert."
Link went over, patting her head. "I'm sure that he'll be ok once we finish this dungeon. Try not to worry too much!"
"Ok, alright."
"HEY!" came Hayarpi's voice from a few feet away. "What are you three talking about?"
"Yeah! C'mon! Let's go!" Brian grumbled.
Navi sweatdropped, flying forward as Link and Nicole followed. "Ok, keep your pants on! For our sakes..."
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Ok, I know that it wasn't that funny, but I didn't feel like being funny or crazy today...
Link: Which is totally rare.
Yes it is, Adult Link.
Link: Don't call me that! I'm not THAT old!!
Yeah, whatever. Anyway, please R+R my fic!! I'll give you some cinna-sticks if ya do!!
Niagra: Hey, LiLFilipinoGurl!! Want some fairy dust?
No!! It's evil!! It has poison!!
Niagra: No it doesn't!! It'll just make you fall asleep for 7 minutes.
Link: I had to sleep 7 years!
Oh, ok then!!
Niagra: (sprinkles fairy dust on LilFilipinoGurl's head)
Hmm, it's not working... (falls asleep)
Niagra: (sigh) We'll just see you in the next chapter, ok?
Link: Yeah, bye bye!!
7 minutes later...
(wakes up) Wait!! Do you think that I should put this story in paragraph form? I'm just asking for the opinions of the readers.
Link: I like this story in script form.
Niagra: Yeah, me too!
I like it like this too, but I'm not the reader. So, review, and tell me what I should do with this story, ok? Sayonara!!
(revision note: oh, the irony! i //had// to put it in paragraph form in the end... x.X;)
- LilFilipinoGurl & Niagra (Link: Me too!!) (LFG: Yeah, the OLD Link.) (Link: I'M NOT THAT OLD!!)