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Disclaimer: . . . eh . . . okay fine. I don't own Ranma 1/2, Dragon Ball Z, Tenchi, Digimon, Pokemon, or Final Fantasy 9
Part II (REVISED)
No Need for Materia!
Kasumi came downstairs early in the morning to prepare breakfast. It'd been two days since Ryoga, showing incredible cruel planning and cunning, had locked a small hord of aggressors in Nabiki's closet. Interestingly enough they weren't there when Ranma opened the door later.
Kasumi was quite surprised to discover that Ranma and Akane were waiting for her at the dinner table with several small children dressed in various old fashioned costumes.
"Oh!" Kasumi gasped. "Halloween!" She squealed with delight and ran up to her room, returning moments later with a gravity defying large bowl of candy which she poured onto the table.
"Candy!" A little girl with blue-purple hair cried. "CANDY!"
"No! Don't let her get to sugar!" Said a cute little boy with a mask that made him look like a rat.
"Ahem . . ." A little boy dressed up like a knight said. "Excuse me, I am called Stiener-"
"Like from Battletech?" Kasumi asked. She whispered "Actually Battletech is futuristic, not dark ages"
"What? What? No! My NAME is Stiener!" The little boy said, jumping up and down making a clinking sound.
"Oh!" Kasumi said. "Well . . . have some candy!" She said, happily shoving some into the little boy's grim face.
"Eh . . . thank you for the candy . . ." a blonde boy with a slender face and a long tail said. "But we are here on business . . . and the majority of us are not kids."
"CANDY!" The little girl with the horn cried.
"She's the minority." The blonde boy added.
"So Ranma!" Kasumi enthused. "Where did you get all these new friends?"
"They followed us." Akane said.
"Followed you? Where did you go this early?" Kasumi asked.
"Curse you going to bed so early!" Ranma glared at Kasumi. "It's not morning yet, it's midnight!"
Kasumi frowned. "What? Some one didn't tell the sun it was time to rise!" She cried.
"I can make the sun rise!" A little boy whose face was hidden by a large bent steepled hat said. "Wanna see? Firaga!"
"NNNOOOO!" The blonde boy cried.
"Ooh! Fire works!" Kasumi said happily, clapping her hands as the steepled hat boy ran around the room screaming because he'd set his hat on fire.
"Introductions are in order." A kid with blue skin and red hair said. "I'm Amarant, but people have this strange habit of calling me 'Salamander' but since the player has the ability to change my name at will I don't care what you call me." He said.
"Do you know a girl named Lindsay?" Kasumi asked.
"Probably not." Salamander said.
"I'm Eiko! And that's my boyfriend, Zidane!" The girl eating candy cried pointing to the blonde boy.
"I'm Stiener, and the little black mage with the flaming hat is Vivi, but you may call him Master Vivi." Stiener said.
"Charmed, I'm sure." Kasumi said.
"I'm Garnet Til Alexan-"
"Dagger!" The blonde boy corrected her.
"That's the dumbest name ever!" Dagger cried. "Okay fine! I'm Dagger."
"It's a lovely name." Kasumi yawned. She wanted to go to bed. She was disappointed to learn that it WAS NOT Halloween after all.
"I am Freya." The rat boy said. "And I know what you're thinking . . . no I'm not a boy."
"I'm so sorry." Kasumi said, consoling the poor deformed girl.
"And I'm supposed to look like this!" She continued.
"That's right!" Kasumi said encouragingly. "Don't let anyone ever tell you different!"
"I Quinna." A large . . . boy or girl or something with his tongue sticking out said.
"Are you a Pokemon?" Kasumi asked.
"I not think so . . ." Quinna said.
"Shame. Gotta catch em all you know." Kasumi sighed.
"Yes we know. There have been several attempts on Quinna's life by some freak named Ash." Zidane said. "Anyway, I'm Zidane."
"Yes, your girl friend introduced you." Kasumi said.
"She's not really my girlfriend." Zidane sighed.
"Yes, were engaged!" The now extremely fat chocolate eating girl announced.
"To the POINT!" Stiener interrupted. "We are here searching for four fugitives from our world. They stole an air ship called the Invincible and went for a joy ride, we thought nothing of it, but then we got a message that the Invincible was in impound and we were being billed five billion gil. We must find our friends and insure they are okay . . . so we can force them to pay the bill."
"Oh . . . well I don't know very many little children . . ." Kasumi said.
"They're not children." Zidane said. "Their just . . . well compared to you guys, really short."
"We must seek them out and bring them to justice because if we don't we have no idea what their capable of." Freya continued. "They are very powerful one and all. They're all level twenty!"
"Level twenty?" Ranma cried sarcastically. "Oh NO!"
"Shut up Ranma!" Akane cried. "You don't even know what they're talking about!"
"A point I cant argue with . . . though I'd like to." Ranma observed.
"So what are their names?" Kasumi asked. "Maybe I know their parents."
Zidane sighed. "Well, if you'd be paying attention to what we've said then you'd know that that's impossible. But fine. Their names are, Marcus, Blank, Lani and Cinna."
"But Quinna is right here!" Kasumi cried. "How wonderful! You found one of them!"
"Uh . . . Cinna." Zidane repeated. "With a C."
"Oh . . . okay." Kasumi sighed. "Do you know why they ran away?"
"Yes." Stiener said. "They were trying to start up their own video game but got lost somewhere in Pokemon Red and that's where we met this boy, Ash who wants to enslave Quinna. That's also where we left the Invincible."
In the 'real' world a little boy was playing Pokemon Red. He turns to his friend "Hey look! The SS Anne is different in Red version than it is in Blue!"
"Yeah! It looks kind of like that Air Ship from Final Fantasy Nine!"
Meanwhile . . .
Goku sat in war council with Tenchi and his friends.
"Ryoga is indeed a worthy foe." Tenchi said.
"The force is with him indeed." Washu said.
"Why did we want to kill him?" Goku asked.
"Mm? Oh I don't remember." Tenchi said.
"He attacked you and stole our carrots." Aeka said.
"Oh yeah. That." Tenchi sighed.
Goku frowned. "Do you realize that he managed to send us all to a new dimension? Do you realize that we wasted two days waiting outside the Tendo home wanting to beat him up simply because he stole some carrots?"
"Hey!" Tenchi cried. "He really did steal them!"
"I never said he didn't!" Goku sighed. "The point is there is only one way to get us out of here . . . we have to get a message to my friends and have them use the Dragon Balls to wish us out!"
"Always you and those Dragon Balls!" Tenchi cried. "The way you guys collect them no one else gets to make a wish!"
"Hey, we need em more!" Goku cried.
"For what? To come back to life after your irresponsible war binges?" Aeka demanded. "Honestly, at least none of the good guys in OUR show die!"
"None of the bad guys either I bet." Goku mumbled.
"Now now," Mihoshi said. "I'm sure were all just a little cranky being trapped in this wilderness of ice and snow and that stupid lamppost."
"Curse that lamppost." Sasami agreed.
"Luckily we found and ate those beavers." Kiyone added. "I was starving!"
"I wonder where Ryoohki went to." Sasami added.
"Yeah, we could probably use it to escape." Tenchi said.
"Why couldn't I have been trapped in here with that girl Ryoga likes? At least she isn't an idiot." Goku sighed.
"No, just a tomboy with no sex appeal." Sailor Moon scoffed.
"Hey!" Sailor Jupiter scowled.
"Oh! Sorry, you know you've got sex appeal up the yin yang." Sailor Moon appologized.
"Darn right!" Jupiter scowled. "Who were we talking about?"
"That girl Ryoga fawns over." Tenchi noted.
"She has a pet pig doesn't she?" Sasami asked. "I wanna be her friend!"
"See?" Goku asked. "Why make war when we can all be friends?"
"Because they're more popular than us!" Tenchi cried.
"And that girl said we promote incest!" Aeka cried.
"But you do!" Goku sighed.
" . . . That doesn't mean it isn't a . . . eh . . . sensitive subject." Aeka said.
"I know what we'll do! Once we find a way out we'll smash the Tendo Home and burn it to the ground!" Ryouko said cheerfully.
"Uh . . . okay, I'm going to just use instant transmission to leave . . . you guys can stay here and plot I guess."
"What? Why didn't you do that sooner?" Tenchi cried.
"Huh? Oh I dunno." Goku shrugged. "Didn't think of it. Anyway, bye. I'll come back for you when you guys have cooled down a bit."
"GAH!" Tenchi cried, leaping out at Goku as he disappeared . . . unfortunately he missed and hit the lamppost.
"Tenchi's down! Hold him for me and I'll have my way with him, thin I'll return the favor for any of you!" Ryouko cried. The girls all cheered (except Sasami, she's too young)
"So let me get this strait . . . you're not kids . . . and you want your own video game?" Ryoga asked.
"Yes." Blank said. "We're gonna call it Blank World."
"Try Lani Land!" Lani corrected him.
"I thought it was going to be called The Adventures of Marcus and Co!" Marcus cried.
"Oh forget I said anything!" Ryoga cried.
"The point is, we need you to be our guide." Lani said. "So we can find our way out of Anime land. We're not exactly animated for it."
"Oh . . ." Ryoga frowned. His chest swelled with pride at being asked to be a guide . . . and yet . . . these guys obviously didn't know whom they were dealing with. "I'd be honored." Ryoga said. After all they had no idea where they were anyway so certainly they wouldn't notice if he walked them in circles for a little while.
"We requite five thousand yen per day." Nabiki added.
"When did you get here?" Ryoga asked.
"I've always been here. You just didn't notice." Nabiki said.
"Oh . . ." Ryoga frowned. "Okay . . ."
"How much is yen?" Blank asked. "We have Gil . . ."
Nabiki frowned. "Well what is that?"
"Little gold coins . . ."
"In other words worthless?" Ryoga asked.
"Well . . . if all you country bumpkins have is little worthless gold coins I'll take-it's real gold right?(they nodded) I'll take it!" Nabiki announced.
"Good." Ryoga said, happy that he'd get to help these poor worthless children. "Oh! Hello there, have we met?" Ryoga asked the man wearing orange with a strange haircut standing in front of him.
"Maybe . . . you've met my father." Gohan said. "I'm looking for him. He recently fought some one called Ryoga and I'm trying to find out if he's okay . . . and if necessary I will have to kill Ryoga."
Ryoga frowned. "Eh . . . he lives at the Tendo Training hall where he goes by the name Ranma, he's also a notorious shape shifter so he'll either look like a tough looking boy with a pigtail and black hair, or a cute girl with red hair and a pig tail." Ryoga said. "The pigtail is the constant though."
"He has a sidekick named Kuno." Nabiki added. "If you see him tell him he owes Nabiki five million yen."
"Why does he owe you money?" Ryoga asked.
"Hmm? He doesn't, but he's too rich and stupid to keep track." Nabiki said. "No off! Go on Gohan person, kill Ryoga and collect my money!"
"Okay!" Gohan said. "Many thanks to you kind wanderers."
"Moron." Nabiki sighed when Gohan ran off.
"Hey, isn't your name Ryoga?" Lani asked.
"Uh . . ." Ryoga frowned when Gohan appeared again.
"So you're Ryoga!" He cried. "And I bet you're really his sidekick Kuno!" He said pointing at Nabiki.
Nabiki frowned. "Excuse me? Confusing me with Kuno-baby? I think not." She shook her head. "Now get out of here before you really make me mad."
"We'll get revenge for the death of Goku!" Gohan cried.
"Yeah!" A little bald guy with no nose said.
"But he isn't even dead!" Ryoga protested. "He's just in the magical land in Nabiki's closet!"
"Okay if you don't stop talking about my closet I'm gonna kill you too." Nabiki warned. "People are gonna think you're a drug addict!"
"He's not?" Gohan wondered.
"Hey! You guys be quiet!" Soun shouted from his window.
Ryoga frowned. "Huh? Were right outside the Teno Training hall? Weren't we in a forest a moment ago?"
"No." Nabiki said.
"Now prepare to die!" Gohan said.
"Yeah!" Krillin said. The two of them leapt at Ryoga, but stopped in mid air and stayed there.
"Thank goodness their battle scenes take several episodes to even initiate." Ryoga sighed.
"No!" Goku sighed. "I don't want to buy a Digivice! I just want to get to my own TV series!"
"Oh . . . well do you want to buy a Digimon?" the old man asked.
"No!" Goku cried.
DBZ Announcer: And so various warriors in various places gather for the final battle!
Grimm: Like fun they are!
Announcer: . . . well then . . . what IS going on?
Grimm: Y'got me. This story isn't really supposed to have a plot.
Announcer: . . . oh . . . well then . . . eh . . . NEXT TIME! ON DRAGON...BALL...ZZZZZZ!
Grimm: (Ahem) Ranma one half.
Announcer: Dang it!
Grimm: Beat it.
Announcer: I'll be back!
To Be Continued . . .
Jack Squat: Stop teasing my name!
Disclaimer: . . . eh . . . okay fine. I don't own Ranma 1/2, Dragon Ball Z, Tenchi, Digimon, Pokemon, or Final Fantasy 9
Part II (REVISED)
No Need for Materia!
Kasumi came downstairs early in the morning to prepare breakfast. It'd been two days since Ryoga, showing incredible cruel planning and cunning, had locked a small hord of aggressors in Nabiki's closet. Interestingly enough they weren't there when Ranma opened the door later.
Kasumi was quite surprised to discover that Ranma and Akane were waiting for her at the dinner table with several small children dressed in various old fashioned costumes.
"Oh!" Kasumi gasped. "Halloween!" She squealed with delight and ran up to her room, returning moments later with a gravity defying large bowl of candy which she poured onto the table.
"Candy!" A little girl with blue-purple hair cried. "CANDY!"
"No! Don't let her get to sugar!" Said a cute little boy with a mask that made him look like a rat.
"Ahem . . ." A little boy dressed up like a knight said. "Excuse me, I am called Stiener-"
"Like from Battletech?" Kasumi asked. She whispered "Actually Battletech is futuristic, not dark ages"
"What? What? No! My NAME is Stiener!" The little boy said, jumping up and down making a clinking sound.
"Oh!" Kasumi said. "Well . . . have some candy!" She said, happily shoving some into the little boy's grim face.
"Eh . . . thank you for the candy . . ." a blonde boy with a slender face and a long tail said. "But we are here on business . . . and the majority of us are not kids."
"CANDY!" The little girl with the horn cried.
"She's the minority." The blonde boy added.
"So Ranma!" Kasumi enthused. "Where did you get all these new friends?"
"They followed us." Akane said.
"Followed you? Where did you go this early?" Kasumi asked.
"Curse you going to bed so early!" Ranma glared at Kasumi. "It's not morning yet, it's midnight!"
Kasumi frowned. "What? Some one didn't tell the sun it was time to rise!" She cried.
"I can make the sun rise!" A little boy whose face was hidden by a large bent steepled hat said. "Wanna see? Firaga!"
"NNNOOOO!" The blonde boy cried.
"Ooh! Fire works!" Kasumi said happily, clapping her hands as the steepled hat boy ran around the room screaming because he'd set his hat on fire.
"Introductions are in order." A kid with blue skin and red hair said. "I'm Amarant, but people have this strange habit of calling me 'Salamander' but since the player has the ability to change my name at will I don't care what you call me." He said.
"Do you know a girl named Lindsay?" Kasumi asked.
"Probably not." Salamander said.
"I'm Eiko! And that's my boyfriend, Zidane!" The girl eating candy cried pointing to the blonde boy.
"I'm Stiener, and the little black mage with the flaming hat is Vivi, but you may call him Master Vivi." Stiener said.
"Charmed, I'm sure." Kasumi said.
"I'm Garnet Til Alexan-"
"Dagger!" The blonde boy corrected her.
"That's the dumbest name ever!" Dagger cried. "Okay fine! I'm Dagger."
"It's a lovely name." Kasumi yawned. She wanted to go to bed. She was disappointed to learn that it WAS NOT Halloween after all.
"I am Freya." The rat boy said. "And I know what you're thinking . . . no I'm not a boy."
"I'm so sorry." Kasumi said, consoling the poor deformed girl.
"And I'm supposed to look like this!" She continued.
"That's right!" Kasumi said encouragingly. "Don't let anyone ever tell you different!"
"I Quinna." A large . . . boy or girl or something with his tongue sticking out said.
"Are you a Pokemon?" Kasumi asked.
"I not think so . . ." Quinna said.
"Shame. Gotta catch em all you know." Kasumi sighed.
"Yes we know. There have been several attempts on Quinna's life by some freak named Ash." Zidane said. "Anyway, I'm Zidane."
"Yes, your girl friend introduced you." Kasumi said.
"She's not really my girlfriend." Zidane sighed.
"Yes, were engaged!" The now extremely fat chocolate eating girl announced.
"To the POINT!" Stiener interrupted. "We are here searching for four fugitives from our world. They stole an air ship called the Invincible and went for a joy ride, we thought nothing of it, but then we got a message that the Invincible was in impound and we were being billed five billion gil. We must find our friends and insure they are okay . . . so we can force them to pay the bill."
"Oh . . . well I don't know very many little children . . ." Kasumi said.
"They're not children." Zidane said. "Their just . . . well compared to you guys, really short."
"We must seek them out and bring them to justice because if we don't we have no idea what their capable of." Freya continued. "They are very powerful one and all. They're all level twenty!"
"Level twenty?" Ranma cried sarcastically. "Oh NO!"
"Shut up Ranma!" Akane cried. "You don't even know what they're talking about!"
"A point I cant argue with . . . though I'd like to." Ranma observed.
"So what are their names?" Kasumi asked. "Maybe I know their parents."
Zidane sighed. "Well, if you'd be paying attention to what we've said then you'd know that that's impossible. But fine. Their names are, Marcus, Blank, Lani and Cinna."
"But Quinna is right here!" Kasumi cried. "How wonderful! You found one of them!"
"Uh . . . Cinna." Zidane repeated. "With a C."
"Oh . . . okay." Kasumi sighed. "Do you know why they ran away?"
"Yes." Stiener said. "They were trying to start up their own video game but got lost somewhere in Pokemon Red and that's where we met this boy, Ash who wants to enslave Quinna. That's also where we left the Invincible."
In the 'real' world a little boy was playing Pokemon Red. He turns to his friend "Hey look! The SS Anne is different in Red version than it is in Blue!"
"Yeah! It looks kind of like that Air Ship from Final Fantasy Nine!"
Meanwhile . . .
Goku sat in war council with Tenchi and his friends.
"Ryoga is indeed a worthy foe." Tenchi said.
"The force is with him indeed." Washu said.
"Why did we want to kill him?" Goku asked.
"Mm? Oh I don't remember." Tenchi said.
"He attacked you and stole our carrots." Aeka said.
"Oh yeah. That." Tenchi sighed.
Goku frowned. "Do you realize that he managed to send us all to a new dimension? Do you realize that we wasted two days waiting outside the Tendo home wanting to beat him up simply because he stole some carrots?"
"Hey!" Tenchi cried. "He really did steal them!"
"I never said he didn't!" Goku sighed. "The point is there is only one way to get us out of here . . . we have to get a message to my friends and have them use the Dragon Balls to wish us out!"
"Always you and those Dragon Balls!" Tenchi cried. "The way you guys collect them no one else gets to make a wish!"
"Hey, we need em more!" Goku cried.
"For what? To come back to life after your irresponsible war binges?" Aeka demanded. "Honestly, at least none of the good guys in OUR show die!"
"None of the bad guys either I bet." Goku mumbled.
"Now now," Mihoshi said. "I'm sure were all just a little cranky being trapped in this wilderness of ice and snow and that stupid lamppost."
"Curse that lamppost." Sasami agreed.
"Luckily we found and ate those beavers." Kiyone added. "I was starving!"
"I wonder where Ryoohki went to." Sasami added.
"Yeah, we could probably use it to escape." Tenchi said.
"Why couldn't I have been trapped in here with that girl Ryoga likes? At least she isn't an idiot." Goku sighed.
"No, just a tomboy with no sex appeal." Sailor Moon scoffed.
"Hey!" Sailor Jupiter scowled.
"Oh! Sorry, you know you've got sex appeal up the yin yang." Sailor Moon appologized.
"Darn right!" Jupiter scowled. "Who were we talking about?"
"That girl Ryoga fawns over." Tenchi noted.
"She has a pet pig doesn't she?" Sasami asked. "I wanna be her friend!"
"See?" Goku asked. "Why make war when we can all be friends?"
"Because they're more popular than us!" Tenchi cried.
"And that girl said we promote incest!" Aeka cried.
"But you do!" Goku sighed.
" . . . That doesn't mean it isn't a . . . eh . . . sensitive subject." Aeka said.
"I know what we'll do! Once we find a way out we'll smash the Tendo Home and burn it to the ground!" Ryouko said cheerfully.
"Uh . . . okay, I'm going to just use instant transmission to leave . . . you guys can stay here and plot I guess."
"What? Why didn't you do that sooner?" Tenchi cried.
"Huh? Oh I dunno." Goku shrugged. "Didn't think of it. Anyway, bye. I'll come back for you when you guys have cooled down a bit."
"GAH!" Tenchi cried, leaping out at Goku as he disappeared . . . unfortunately he missed and hit the lamppost.
"Tenchi's down! Hold him for me and I'll have my way with him, thin I'll return the favor for any of you!" Ryouko cried. The girls all cheered (except Sasami, she's too young)
"So let me get this strait . . . you're not kids . . . and you want your own video game?" Ryoga asked.
"Yes." Blank said. "We're gonna call it Blank World."
"Try Lani Land!" Lani corrected him.
"I thought it was going to be called The Adventures of Marcus and Co!" Marcus cried.
"Oh forget I said anything!" Ryoga cried.
"The point is, we need you to be our guide." Lani said. "So we can find our way out of Anime land. We're not exactly animated for it."
"Oh . . ." Ryoga frowned. His chest swelled with pride at being asked to be a guide . . . and yet . . . these guys obviously didn't know whom they were dealing with. "I'd be honored." Ryoga said. After all they had no idea where they were anyway so certainly they wouldn't notice if he walked them in circles for a little while.
"We requite five thousand yen per day." Nabiki added.
"When did you get here?" Ryoga asked.
"I've always been here. You just didn't notice." Nabiki said.
"Oh . . ." Ryoga frowned. "Okay . . ."
"How much is yen?" Blank asked. "We have Gil . . ."
Nabiki frowned. "Well what is that?"
"Little gold coins . . ."
"In other words worthless?" Ryoga asked.
"Well . . . if all you country bumpkins have is little worthless gold coins I'll take-it's real gold right?(they nodded) I'll take it!" Nabiki announced.
"Good." Ryoga said, happy that he'd get to help these poor worthless children. "Oh! Hello there, have we met?" Ryoga asked the man wearing orange with a strange haircut standing in front of him.
"Maybe . . . you've met my father." Gohan said. "I'm looking for him. He recently fought some one called Ryoga and I'm trying to find out if he's okay . . . and if necessary I will have to kill Ryoga."
Ryoga frowned. "Eh . . . he lives at the Tendo Training hall where he goes by the name Ranma, he's also a notorious shape shifter so he'll either look like a tough looking boy with a pigtail and black hair, or a cute girl with red hair and a pig tail." Ryoga said. "The pigtail is the constant though."
"He has a sidekick named Kuno." Nabiki added. "If you see him tell him he owes Nabiki five million yen."
"Why does he owe you money?" Ryoga asked.
"Hmm? He doesn't, but he's too rich and stupid to keep track." Nabiki said. "No off! Go on Gohan person, kill Ryoga and collect my money!"
"Okay!" Gohan said. "Many thanks to you kind wanderers."
"Moron." Nabiki sighed when Gohan ran off.
"Hey, isn't your name Ryoga?" Lani asked.
"Uh . . ." Ryoga frowned when Gohan appeared again.
"So you're Ryoga!" He cried. "And I bet you're really his sidekick Kuno!" He said pointing at Nabiki.
Nabiki frowned. "Excuse me? Confusing me with Kuno-baby? I think not." She shook her head. "Now get out of here before you really make me mad."
"We'll get revenge for the death of Goku!" Gohan cried.
"Yeah!" A little bald guy with no nose said.
"But he isn't even dead!" Ryoga protested. "He's just in the magical land in Nabiki's closet!"
"Okay if you don't stop talking about my closet I'm gonna kill you too." Nabiki warned. "People are gonna think you're a drug addict!"
"He's not?" Gohan wondered.
"Hey! You guys be quiet!" Soun shouted from his window.
Ryoga frowned. "Huh? Were right outside the Teno Training hall? Weren't we in a forest a moment ago?"
"No." Nabiki said.
"Now prepare to die!" Gohan said.
"Yeah!" Krillin said. The two of them leapt at Ryoga, but stopped in mid air and stayed there.
"Thank goodness their battle scenes take several episodes to even initiate." Ryoga sighed.
"No!" Goku sighed. "I don't want to buy a Digivice! I just want to get to my own TV series!"
"Oh . . . well do you want to buy a Digimon?" the old man asked.
"No!" Goku cried.
DBZ Announcer: And so various warriors in various places gather for the final battle!
Grimm: Like fun they are!
Announcer: . . . well then . . . what IS going on?
Grimm: Y'got me. This story isn't really supposed to have a plot.
Announcer: . . . oh . . . well then . . . eh . . . NEXT TIME! ON DRAGON...BALL...ZZZZZZ!
Grimm: (Ahem) Ranma one half.
Announcer: Dang it!
Grimm: Beat it.
Announcer: I'll be back!
To Be Continued . . .