- Due to this site's new update on Dec. 13, 2003, chapters 14 to 28 have been moved back. Which means, chapter 14 is now chapter 13; chapter 15 is now chapter 14; chapter 16 is now chapter 15; and so on and so forth. -
IMPORTANT!! - Chapter 28, which originally was the final chapter of WIHs, is now WIHs's Epilogue which I have written a few weeks ago.
If you see anything wrong with these chapters, please e-mail me as soon as possible and tell me so I can fix it.
Onto chapter 13.
Disclaimer: Umm... no. Oh yeah, I forgot, I don't own Marie Calender's or Tinkerbell. Thanks for reminding me!
(sigh) Wow! I got 12 chapters and over 50 reviews! That makes me happy!! YES!!
Link: Yay!
Niagra: So hurry up and write the fic!! And stop bragging!
Ok, alright... geez... the beginning will be sappy because I said so, ok? I wanna get to the water temple already!!
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Chapter 13: The Almighty, Powerful and Beautiful Fairy!! (orig.)/The Queen of All Fairies, Keikya!
"AIIIEE! HELP ME!"
"NICOLE!"
Thinking fast, Link dove in her direction, an arm out as he reached for whatever he could grab.
Just barely did he manage to grab her hand. He grunted at the sudden weight of an entire person and quickly slung his other arm over the edge, grabbing the same arm with that one, struggling on the edge of the slab as the room continued to shake around them.
"Hold on," Link said, smiling reassuringly down at her. "I got you!"
Nicole gazed up at him in relief, using her other arm to cling to the side of the slab. "Oh my god, don't let go, please don't!"
"Don't worry, I won't! Why would I?"
"I don't know, maybe as revenge for something..." Nicole began sobbing. "Link, I'm sorry for all the mean things I said to you so pleeeaassee don't let go of meee!"
Link sweatdropped HEAVILY.
Hayarpi and Brian did so too but they were over in an instant. Both knelt down, arms out as they reached for her too. "Nicole, hold on!" Hayarpi said. "Give me your other hand!" Nicole did so and Hayarpi grabbed that one, pulling up. Link pulled her up by the other arm and Brian helped Nicole get her whole body back on land.
Nicole collapsed on the ground, eye twitching. "T-Thanks you guys..." They sweatdropped.
All of a sudden, Hayarpi gasped. Navi eyed her. "What is it?"
Brian slowly pointed up. "L-l-look..."
Everyone else looked that direction and finally saw a large red dragon, who had come down and started attacking. Rocks were falling from the ceiling. Nicole squeaked as she dodged one, rolling aside and getting up.
"That is Volvagia, boss of the Fire Temple!" Navi explained. "Avoid her fire attacks and the rocks that fall and use the Megaton Hammer to attack!"
Everyone nodded, busting out their hammers. "Right!"
Volvagia roared in response, summoning more rocks. "ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRR!"
Link looked up, seeing a particularly large one heading towards Nicole. Again he thought fast and pushed her away. Nicole stumbled aside and was about to tell Link off when she noticed the rock slamming into the area she used to stand in. "... Oh my gosh Link, you just keep on saving me. THANK YOU!"
He sweatdropped. "No problem!"
The four were standing spread out now and Brian gasped as he saw Volvagia come out from a hole. "Hayarpi!" he called. "Behind you!"
Hayarpi turned, bashing Volvagia with her hammer. "HA!"
"ROOOOOAAAR!" it... well, roared, going back in the lava hole thingy.
(L: Lava hole thingy?) (LFG: I forgot what it's called!) (N: sigh)
The entire volcano began to shake even more, which caused everyone's footing to be unsteady and they ended up being farther apart than they wanted. More rocks came tumbling by the dozen, creating a defeaning thrashing sound in everyone's ears. The air was so littered with dust and rock that it was difficult locating the boss, but when they did...
Navi squeaked in alarm as Volvagia brushed past her, heading towards somebody. "WATCH OUT!"
The earthlings turned at the panicked scream, eyes widening as they saw who it was flying towards. "LINK! BEHIND YOU!"
Link turned at the warning...
... But was too late as scarlet horns rammed into his chest.
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With Ines and Gilbert...
Ines's eyes widened and she clutched her chest. Gilbert looked to her, feeling his heart tighten for some reason as well. Her glance traveled to him. "Did... you feel that?"
Gilbert nodded, gulping. "Yeah... as if someone had..."
Both their eyes filled with panic. "Oh no..."
"What if something happened to one of them?!" Ines panicked.
Gilbert got up, getting his sword and shield and slinging them both on. Ines followed his example. "Come on, we have to get to them!"
At that moment, Sheik appeared in front of them in a blinding flash. Ines gasped as she saw him. "Sheik! Please, bring us to Death Mountain!"
Sheik walked over to them. "That's exactly why I came here. Hold on to my shoulder."
In another flash of light, the three were in the crater. Sheik nodded to the ladder. "Alright, hurry. Your friends are in grave danger."
Gilbert nodded. "Thanks, man. We owe you!" He ran for the entrance, Ines right behind him.
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They stared.
It was all they could do; stare, in complete disbelief as Volvagia slunk back, horns dripping with the blood of the Hero of Time. Link himself had frozen, eyes wide, though they gently slide close as he fell to his knees and finally to the floor, where a pool of crimson had begun to gather.
The earthlings had frozen as well, but awoke when Link had fallen.
The first one to manage a sound was Nicole. "N..." A voice, she remembered she had a voice. "No... oh my god, no..." Automatically her legs moved, and slowly she headed to where Link had collapsed. Hayarpi and Brian followed suit but uttered nothing.
As if the blood wasn't there, she kneeled down right in it, tears trickling down her cheek as she picked up the body and held him in her arms. It stained her clothing but she didn't notice, only staring down at his closed eyes fearfully.
... It was settling in.
Brian kneeled down next to her, face pale as he stared. "Oh my god... Link..."
Hayarpi reached down, tears welling up as she could only stare. She dared not to touch. "No, no!" she began to sob, fingers hovering over his shoulder. "... Link... you can't... Link, please, no..."
Navi floated in front of his face, barely able to keep herself in the air. "We need you, you can't just ditch us like this..." a small forced laugh.
Their tears were overflowing, and their bodies shook as if they were the ones who felt what Link did when it happened. Nicole began to shake him gently, despite knowing he was gone. "Link, wake up! You can't sleep now, we're in the middle of a boss battle! C'mon, Link//please//... wake up... dammit no, this can't be happening..."
The door slide open.
The four turned at the sound, and standing in the entrance to the room were Ines and Gilbert. Using the pile of rocks that fell in the lava, the two reached the slab of land and their eyes widened as they witnessed the scene.
Ines ran over to them, heart beating faster when she noticed everyone's faces stained with tears and were red with crying. She couldn't say a word when she saw Link's bloody chest.
Gilbert was the same, but he narrowed his eyes, fist clasping his sword even tighter. Through clenched teeth he managed to ground out, "Who did this?"
"That dragon, Volvagia," Navi whispered.
"Is he..."
The four exchanged glances.
And they decided to accept it.
Brian nodded for them.
Gilbert's eyes widened. "But he can't... this isn't meant to be... he's the Hero of Time!"
"He is, isn't he?" Nicole whispered, eyes softening as she stroked Link's crimson-stained hair, before stopping abruptly.
Putting him down, she ignored the blood dripping down her clothes as she took the Master Sword from his hand and stood. The other four just watched as she headed towards the center of the slab of land, sword in one hand and Megaton Hammer in the other, tilting her head up to the ceiling. "Volvagia!" she screamed into the darkness. "You bastard! You coward! Stop hiding! Come out here and face me!"
As demanded, Volvagia creeped down the caves of the volcano, stopping just in front of Nicole, as if to challenge her.
Hayarpi's eyes widened. "Nicole, what are you doing? Get back! You can't beat Volvagia alone!"
She turned on them, her own eyes narrowing. "Who said I can't?" She turned to Volvagia then, jumping forward in a slash, but the dragon anticipated this and snapped back just in time to dodge. Nicole continued to slash blindly, her emotions and not her skill controlling her swings, and Volvagia dodged each one, but didn't react.
"What's wrong with you!?" Nicole growled, panting as she held the Master Sword in her left hand.
She was right-handed but it didn't feel correct in that one.
"Fight back! Just because we have one team member down doesn't mean you can go easy on us!"
And as if responding, Volvagia opened her mouth and blew a large gust of hot air at Nicole, which blew her back and into Brian. "AGH!"
"Stubborn Nicole," Brian grumbled, rolling his eyes as he helped her to her feet. "You all right?"
She nodded, adjusting the sword and hammer. "Y-Yeah... I just missed it, barely."
Navi sighed, floating up between them. "Look everyone, we all have to do this together! We're a team!"
Nicole glanced down at Link's lifeless body, eyebrows furrowing. Hayarpi put her hand on Nicole's shoulder. "Come on, Nicole. Let's do this for Link."
Breathing in a deep sigh, the girl nodded in response.
Everyone unsheathed their swords.
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Over an hour later, everyone exited the boss room.
They defeated Volvagia... finally. Navi was hit by a blow and was now resting in Hayarpi's jacket pocket. Everyone's clothes were ripped and torn and stained with blood. They held countless scratches, bruises and cuts, especially Nicole, who had fought extra hard in the fight beforehand.
They couldn't leave Link in there, so Brian had hoisted him over his back, letting Link's arms hang limp over his shoulders. Although the blond had passed away and his skin was cold, they still felt a lingering attachment to him, as if there was a chance...
Everyone was exhausted from the battle. He glanced at Nicole; she was breathing heavily and had one knee on the ground, using her sword as support. "Hey Nicole, you ok over there?"
"Yeah..." she lied, trying to stand straight. She grunted at herself. "C'mon Nicole, stand... GAH!" she fell to her knees. A sigh. "Ok, so I'm not."
Gilbert walked over to her. "Here, let me help." He reached down and put Nicole's arm around his neck, one arm going around her waist as they both stood up together.
She nodded at him gratefully. "Thanks..."
Ines looked at Link, eyes softening. She looked up. "I think it'd be good if we go to the Great Fairy in the crater."
It was then that Navi flew out slowly, and everyone quieted when they noticed her presence. "Hey," she spoke up. "Have you noticed that we haven't been transported to the Chamber of Sages to meet the Fire Sage?"
"That's probably Darunia, don't you think?"
Brian nodded. "It is, but why didn't we meet him?"
They all quieted when they heard a dainty voice from above. "I will explain."
Gilbert looked up. "Hey, who's that?"
"I am the Almighty, Powerful and Beautiful Fairy."
Navi gasped. "Really?! You're like the Goddess of all fairies!"
"Yes, I am. I will transport all of you to my den."
In a flash of green light, the seven disappeared and reappeared in a room similar to the Great Fairy's fountain, except, it was a bit bigger and much more decorated in a royal fashion. There was no Triforce symbol on the steps, but instead, the symbol was floating in midair. The room was closed, the walls were shimmering waves of gold, and no means of escape or entrance was visible. Finally there were four torches instead of two.
The Almighty, Powerful and Beautiful Fairy herself was floating above the shallow pool of clear water. Her eyes softened as she saw the condition of the seven. "Oh my, look at you all. Blood and dirt all over you... fatigued as well, both physically and mentally..." Her gaze lingered on the motionless figure over Brian's back.
"Practically read us like a book," Ines laughed a little.
Nicole's eyes widened at the beauty of the fountain. "Oh wow..." she winced as the pain in her left arm began acting up again. Since she had been using the Master Sword in her left hand, that arm wasn't used to being handled, but it just didn't feel correct in the right hand so she had no choice and her left arm ended up getting sprained and sore at the end of the battle. "Um, Miss Fairy, could you cure my friends and I?"
She nodded in response. "Sure. Just do not rub the injuries you have or else it will never heal."
Navi looked at her partners. "Did you hear that? Listen to the master!"
"Please Navi, do not call me master. My name is Keikya."
(L: What?) (LFG: Pronounciation: kay-kya.) (N: Oh.)
Nicole laughed a little sheepishly. "To tell the truth, you are much more beautiful than the Great Fairies. They don't wear any clothes!"
Keikya sweatdropped. "Oh, I'm flattered!" She was wearing a shimmering silver gown, sleeves down to the elbows, decorated with beautiful patterns on the breast and bottom and also on the ends of the sleeves. Her skin was somewhat pale, and her layered silver hair went down to her waist, bangs parted to the side just above her eyes. A thin golden tiara with the symbol of the Triforce in the center was on her head and she also had a Triforce necklace, earings and bracelets that graced her arms.
Navi nodded in agreement. "Yes, you are MUCH more prettier!"
"That's because I don't want to show all of my skin," Keikya explained. "I'll look like a slut. AND I DON'T WANNA LOOK LIKE A SLUT!"
Everyone exchanged glances. "o.O;;;;;;;"
"... (ahem) Anyway... all of you step into the fountain."
"We can actually go in?" Gilbert asked. "I mean, cuz in the Great Fairy's Fountain, there's an invisible barrier or something..."
"They want to make sure that their "precious" fountain stays clean. What they don't know is that it never gets dirty." Keikya stopped here, blinking. " Oh, don't tell them I said that!" Everyone fell over. "Alright, get a move on and step in. But leave Link on the floor."
Brian nodded and gently put Link's body on the ground before joining everyone else in the fountain.
"Close your eyes," Keikya instructed. "Clear your mind of all the pain. Forget about the pain..." then she began to chant a spell. Some bright silver sparkles enveloped everyone, and a moment later, their injuries were completely healed. They felt rested up, as if they'd just woken from a peaceful, long slumber. Even their clothes were fixed and clean, as if they've never worn them before!
"I feel so energetic!" Ines exclaimed as she stepped out of the fountain, jumping a few times.
"Our injuries are gone!" Gilbert added, looking at himself.
Hayarpi nodded. "I feel no more pain!"
"Hey, our clothes are in good shape again too!" Brian pointed out.
Keikya smiled, nodding. "I'm glad you feel better." She looked to Nicole, who was oddly silent. "Young one, what's the matter?"
Nicole, who had been staring at the ground, finally looked up. "You don't... expect us to go on, do you?"
"Without Link, you mean?"
"Y... Yeah. Because we can't, Keikya. This journey isn't possible if he's not with us..." Navi and the other earthlings quieted and nodded, agreeing.
The Fairy Goddess nodded in understanding. "You're right. It isn't possible, because the prophecy speaks of a fairy and six, not a fairy and five."
Navi blinked. "I'm in the prophecy too?! Cool!" Everyone sweatdropped.
Keikya continued. "He will be alright. Leave him here and come back in a day, as it takes time to restore the dead."
"You mean... Link's gonna be alive?" Ines gasped.
Keikya nodded.
Everyone paused.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" they all started to scream, jumping around and hugging each other and screaming and being all spazzy because they were so friggin' HAPPY!
Link would live! Thank the Goddesses... literally!
Navi sighed in complete and utter relief, bowing to her. "Thank you //so// much, Keikya! Honestly, we don't know how to thank you enough!"
"THANK YOU!" the other five chorused. Keikya smiled and just waved her hand.
"But, um..." Gilbert started. "Ehehe, uh... how do we go in and out?"
Nicole, who's insaneness came back the moment Keikya mentioned restoring Link, began to sing and dance."Oh! Oh! 'In and Ouuut! In and Oouuuut! That's what our hamburgers, are all about!'"
Everyone stared, then shrugged and hugged her.
Keikya only laughed. "Ah, well... the entrance to this place is actually in Lake Hylia. Well, not really, but, you need to cast a spell there to get here."
"Oooooooohhh..."
"Once you enter Lake Hylia, go to the island in the middle of the lake and stand right in the center. Then, all of you must form a circle and hold hands. Concentrate your energy while one of you recites this spell quietly, but loud enough for everyone to hear:
"Golden Goddesses of Hyrule,
Please grant our demand.
The almighty fairy, Keikya,
has given us a hand.
"To get back to her fountain,
up in a mysterious place,
We recite this spell for thee.
please give us your grace."
Nicole wrote all the directions and the spell down in her notepad... don't ask where she got it from.
Brian blinked. "Woah... did you make that up?"
Keikya shook her head. "No, the author did."
LilFilipinoGurl appeared in a flash of purple light. "I like making poems! Hee hee!" then she disappeared.
"O.o;;;"
Navi looked around. "Yeeeeeeeeeeeah..."
Keikya nodded. "Alright, I must have no one in my fountain and complete silence to restore Link."
"Okay, we'll leave," Gilbert laughed. "Thanks!"
"Oh, wait! Two more things. First of all, please do not tell anyone that I exist. They think that I'm just a myth, and I want to keep it that way. You are the only people who know how to get to my fountain."
Everyone nodded.
"Thank you, brave heros and heroines. Remember, come back tomorrow afternoon."
"Ok!"
And with that, Keikya transported the six out of her fountain.
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At Lon Lon Ranch...
There stood the red-haired farm girl, humming a song to herself as she cooked lunch. "Hmm hmmm hmmm, hmm hmm hmmm, hmm hmmm hmm hmm hmmmmm..." Guess what song it was?
All of a sudden, the five earthlings and the fairy appeared out of nowhere. Malon screamed and fell over. "... Huh?"
Ines sweatdropped. "Oops, did we scare you?"
Gilbert went over and helped her up. "Sorry."
Malon waved her hand. "Oh, it's okay. Hey, where's Link?"
There was silence for thirty minutes... no, make that a few seconds.
"Don't tell me... did he...?" Malon murmured quietly. Nicole bit her lip at the reminder. The ranch girl's eyes widened at the other girl's expression. "No..."
Navi shook her head. "Don't worry, he's in the Almighty, Powerful and Beautiful Fairy's-- ouch... the paaaaaain..."
"Ines!" Hayarpi scolded. "Why didja swat Navi to the ground?!"
(N: FAIRY ABUSE!) (L/LFG: There's no such thing.) (N: Darn.)
"She almost revealed you-know-who to Malon!" Ines whispered to her harshly.
"Oh yeah..."
Malon stared. "Who? Wha?"
"Oh! Nothing... hehe," Brian laughed off.
"Umm, yeah. So where's Link?"
"We left him with uhh... OH! The Great Fairy on Death Mountain. She's going to heal him." Gilbert turned to his companions. "Right you guys?"
Everyone blinked, then nodded and turned to each other, laughing stupidly. "Huh? Oh yeah, uh huh! He's right! Hehehe!"
Nicole begam poking Malon. "Is it ok if we staaaaaaaaaaaaaaay heeeeeeeeere foooooooooooooor theeeeeeeeeeeeee niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?!"
"Don't shout."
"IS IT OK IF WE STAY HERE FOR THE NIGHT, MALON?! HUH?! HUH?! HUHUHUHUHUHUH?!"
Ingo suddenly came in. "SHADDAP!" He threw a shoe at Nicole and then went back outside.
"OUCH! Waaaa... Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-- (cough cough wheeze hack)"
Everyone stared. "o.O"
Malon patted her back. "Umm.. are you ok? Hee hee..."
Everyone burst out laughing. "HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Nicole gasped. Then she fainted.
... Which caused more staring.
"That was... weird." mumbled Brian.
All of a sudden Nicole got up, scaring the crap out of everyone else before laughing again. "HAHA! Mwahahahaha-- Mmpfh!"
Gilbert had made a smart move and covered her mouth. "Stop it. It's getting freaky!" he let go.
"Ok."
"As Nicole was saying," Hayarpi continued. "Can we stay here for the night?"
Malon tilted her head, as if in thought. Finally she said, "Sure, once you get me six chickens, one bottle of blue potion--"
"Easy enough." Ines told her friends.
"... And a JVC 200X Digital Zoom Mini Camcorder."
"O.O..."
"Where are we supposed to get that?" Navi asked. "... What IS that?"
Malon shrugged. "Dunno, but it sounds spiffy. Once you get all of those, come back here before sunset and I'll let you stay."
Everyone except Malon gave a groan before going outside.
Ines sighed. Might as well get started. "So, first the six chickens, right?"
The other four nodded in response and they all headed to Kakariko Village. Once there, Navi began giving out instructions. "Ok, everyone spread out. I'll stay with Hayarpi. When you get a chicken, put it in your dimensional pocket and make sure that the cucco lady doesn't see, ok?" They all nodded. "Let's go!"
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Meanwhile in Keikya's Fountain...
Keikya had just immersed Link in the pool of water in her fountain. Putting Link on the alter, the Goddess started to whisper words while her hands hovered over his body. "Ancient Creators of Hyrule, the three wise goddesses, Din, Nayru and Farore..." was the start off of her chant before transitioning into ancient Hylian.
Then Link's body began to glow a faint red, then blue, then green. The colors grew stronger with each word Keikya whispered...
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In Kakariko Village...
"LET GO OF MY CUCCO!" The cucco lady screamed as she whacked Brian on the head with a plank of wood.
"OUCH!" Brian yelped, swatting at her. "STOP IT! #$&$&) !($&(&$!(&!& !#$ #!"
The villagers gasped.
"What?"
"You cussed!"
"So?"
"GIVE ME MY CUUUUUUUUUUUUCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!" the lady continued screaming.
"NEVER!" Brian started running like hell.
Navi sighed as she watched from a distance. "Didn't I say to make sure the cucco lady doesn't see? Jeez. There's a reason I give instructions yanno."
Brian ignored her and kept running, the cucco lady hot on his heels. "GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEEE!"
Nicole popped up out of nowhere, ready to help her friend. "Leave him alone!" she yelled, grabbing her hair... but IT CAME OFF! IT WAS A WIG! Dun dun duuuunnn...
(LFG: It really does look fake! Don't you think?)
Everyone including the villagers made large overdramatic simultaneous gasps!
"What?" the cucco lady felt her head. "... AHHHHHHHHH! MY HAIR!"
Nicole pointed. "HA! It's not your real hair! It's a freakin' wig! AHAHAHA!"
Everyone pointed too. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Oh, YOU WILL PAY!" the cucco lady grabbed a sword and stuck it through Nicole.
Navi, Brian, Ines, Hayarpi, and Gilbert's eyes widened. "NOOOOO!"
Haha just kidding!
Everyone twitched.
Seriously, of course Nicole doesn't die like that! That's pathetic! Back to the story.
What really happened was...
"YOU WILL PAAAAAAAY!" the cucco lady grabbed her wooden plank and whacked Nicole with it.
The girl dodged it. "Haha!" she unsheathed her sword and cut the plank into pieces.
"Yeah, you go girl!" Hayarpi cheered.
"Noooooo!" CL cried in agony. "My wooden plank! I lost my only love! Boo hoo..." she began to sob, holding the pieces of wood close to her heart and getting many splinters.
"O.o;;?"
"That's just plain disturbing," Ines laughed sheepishly. "Let's get all the cuccos and get away from this place..."
Nodding in agreement, everyone grabbed six cuccos and headed outside the village before the CL realized what they were doing.
"Now what?" Gilbert asked as they stood outside. He dodged the cucco trying to eat his ear.
"I think a blue potion," mumbled Brian.
Navi looked around. "Who sells that?"
All thought for a few minutes... Nicole's eyes widened. "Oh no... the lady behind the potion shop sells it, remember?"
Hayarpi's jaw dropped. "We have to go back inside?!"
Brian waved his arms. "Aww, no!"
"Sorry, we have to! Or else," Nicole took out Mr. Sharp Teeth. "He hasn't been eating much lately... I wonder if HUMAN FLESH is good..."
Everyone except Nicole fell over. "X.x Fine..." So, they all bravely stepped back through the entrance to Kakariko Village and pass by the Cucco Lady, who was still kneeling on the ground holding the wood to her heart. Gilbert stared. "Hey, she didn't put her wig on... she's still crying? Damn! It was just a wooden plank."
It wouldn't be complete however if the cucco lady didn't overhear him. "W-w-wooden plank? JUST A WOODEN PLANK?! IT WAS MY TRUE LOVE! I SPENT MY BEST MOMENTS WITH IT!"
Ines made a face. "Ewww..."
Navi stared. "What are YOU thinking?"
"No, what are YOU thinking?"
Nicole ignored them, then shivered. "AHHH! BAD IMAGES! GET THEM OUT! NOOOOOOOOOOO! HELP ME! NAAAAAAAASTY!" She started hyperventilating.
While Nicole was having breathing issues, the cucco lady had just buried a hole. "I'll never forget you... my love." she put the remains of the plank in and covered the hole, grabbing her wig before running into the graveyard.
"Ummm..."
"I'll try to forget that..." Brian suggested. Navi nodded.
"Ha!" Nicole cackled, bending over. "AGH! My neck huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurts! Ugh! It hurts!"
"Nic, don't make that sound!" Gilbert laughed stupidly.
"... AHH, GILBERT! YOU PERV!" she punched his shoulder.
"HEY! What?!"
Hayarpi, Ines and Brian ignored them as they walked ahead and to the potion shop. They went through the side exit and ended up outside, climbed the stairs, and then entered the old lady's shop.
"Oooh, hello, children. Would you like to buy anything?" the old lady asked while grinning a creepy grin.
"Uhh." Hayarpi started. "U-umm..."
"W-we..." Brian tried finishing but couldn't.
Ines picked up. "N-n-need..."
And Gilbert finished. "A-a potion, please..."
Navi began using her mind telepathy thingy to talk to Nicole. 'She's creepy! Just looking at her scares the crap outta me!'
Nicole nodded. 'Yeah, I know! Me too...' Then out loud she said, "So how much?"
"Two hundred rupees, child."
"Ok, lemme see..." Nicole peeked into her dimensional pocket and saw a wind chime. "Huh? What is that doing there? ... Oh, I gots me an idea..."
Navi looked around. "Uh oh."
"We don't have two hundred rupees, madame..." The Old Lady looked at Nicole suspiciously. "U-umm... b-but, we do have this!" she took out the wind chime.
"... What is that?"
"It's umm... it's a magical weapon from a far away land used to drive away EEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIL SPIRITS!"
Ines, Gilbert, Brian, and Hayarpi fell over.
Gilbert snickered. "Evil spirits... hehe--"
"GILBERT! GET OFFA ME!" Ines yelled from under him. Remember they fell over?
"HUH? OH! Sorry!"
Nicole waved her arms at them, shutting them up. "Hey! AHEM! Ok, so if you give us one blue potion, I'll give you this valuable weapon! Deal?"
The old lady slammed a bottle full of blue potion on the table. "DEAL!"
Nicole grinned. "Thank ye!" she handed the lady the wind chime.
"I AM INVINCIBLE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"O.o;;?"
They all exited the store. Hayarpi started laughing. "WEAPON?! AHAHA!"
"DRIVE AWAY EVIL SPIRITS?!" Brian added, bending over. "AHAHA! THAT WAS PRICELESS!"
"Where do you come up with this stuff, Nicole?! That was fuuuuuunny!" Gilbert patted his friend's back.
Ines nodded. "Bwahahaha... those things cost like a few bucks in Los Angeles!"
Nicole winked. "I know! Cheap rip-off huh?"
However Navi was flitting about, a little upset. "Nicole! We could have used that weapon! That would have been useful! Why did you give it to the old lady?"
Everyone else stared at Navi, then burst out laughing again. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Ahaha..." Nicole giggled and recovered. "Navi, those things, in our world, are called wind chimes and they cost like a few bucks-- I mean, rupees!"
"Oh... haha! Good plan!" Navi sweatdropped. She still didn't know what that thing was, but anyway...
"Thanks! Now... does anyone know where to get a JVC 200X Digital Zoom Mini Camcorder?"
Everyone looked at each other. "O.o..."
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Hey! I'm finished with the chapter!
Link: Nice chappy.
Niagra: Mmm hmm...
... I want some pie!
Niagra: Me too!
Link: Me three!
Let's all go to "Marie Calendar" 's to eat out!!
Link/Niagra: Yay!!
Ok, thanks for reading my chapter!! R+R, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?! BYE!
- LilFilipinoGurl, Niagra and Link