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Malon: Did you know Lon Lon Ranch makes chocolate milk, too?

Niagra: Oooh, can I have some?

Link: Me too!!

Malon: Sure! (grabs a chocolate cow, goes behind curtains, and comes back out with 4 glasses of chocolate lon lon milk)

Link/Niagra/Me: THANK YOU! (drink milk)

Malon: No problem. (drinks milk)

Link: Hey, I have a chocolate mustache!

Malon: Me too!

Link: Let's try out for the "Got Milk" commercials!

Malon: Okay!!

(Malon and Link run off)

Okaaay...

Niagra: You took the words right outta my mouth.

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Chapter 15: AHHH! RUTO! HELP ME!

Everyone was enveloped in bright light, being transported to the Keikya's Fountain...

... And everyone started to fall from the sky. Err, ceiling.

"AHH!" Gilbert landed. "Owwww..."

"AAAIIIIIEEEEE!" Hayarpi landed too. "Ouchies!"

Nicole was laughing stupidly as she fell. "AHAHAHAHAHA! (thud) THAT WAS FUUUN! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

Gilbert and Hayarpi stared. "O.o"

Then came Brian and Ines's screams. "AHHHHHHH--" and they landed on top of each other.

Ines waved her arms. "BRIAN, GET OFFA ME!"

Brian sweatdropped. "OH, SORRY SORRY!"

Navi flied down, giggling at everyone. Everyone recovered and stood up, seeing Keikya standing there looking amused and Link just staring in happiness. The fairy goddess giggled. "Just in time, you guys."

Link ran over to the nearest person, which happened to be Nicole. "NICOLE!" he sobbed, tackling her in a hug. "I MISSED YOU GUYS!"

Nicole tried pushing him off. "I CAN'T BREATHE!"

Everyone but Nicole and Link sweatdropped.

Gilbert eyed Keikya. "Hey, Keikya, where's your long silver dress?"

"That thing? Ah, it was just my formal clothing."

Gilbert and Navi 'oh'-ed. Nicole continued pushing. "Link, let go of me!"

"Okay." he let go.

Finally Nicole got a good look at Link. "Woah, I think you need to change clothes."

Link looked down; his tunic had blood stains, and it was also ripped and torn. Keikya sweatdropped. "Oh yeah. Don't worry about it." she pointed at him, and magic gave him a nice clean tunic!

"Ooooh, I have a nice clean tunic!"

... Sigh.

"Alright, now that you have Link, you must complete your quest. Go now to Zora's Domain before I make you eat my fish!" Keikya yelled.

They stared at her. She smiled.

Nicole looked around. "Okaaay... but how do we get out?"

"... Oh yeah." With a snap of her fingers, the seven travelers are gone.

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In the middle of Hyrule Field...

"AHH!" Nicole screamed as she fell from the sky, landing on her butt. "Ow."

Navi had her light turned off and she was now falling too. "AHHHHHHHH!" she screamed, then landed on Nicole's stomach. "Hi!"

Nicole stared down at her. "Aren't you suppposed to be flying?"

"Yeah, but I wanted to see what it was like to fall from the sky."

"... Well, you got to experience what it was like to fall from the sky."

Everyone else fell from the the sky too. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH! (thud) Why are we always falling from the sky?"

Nicole stood up, rubbing her sore bottom. "How many times will we be falling from the sky?"

You guys are getting too repetitive.

Brian eyed the narrator. "... So?"

Sigh. Nevermind.

Link stood. "Where do we go now?"

"Keikya said to head to Zora's Domain," Navi repeated.

Link eyed her. "... Oh hey, your light is turned off!"

Navi rolled her eyes. "No duh.

"People," Ines sighed. "Let's go!"

Everyone nodded. "Fine."

All of a sudden, Rauru's voice came from out of nowhere. "Heroes and Heroines, you cannot continue yet."

"Huh?"

In a flash of light, all seven disappeared and reappeared in the Chamber of Sages. Standing on the fire symbol was Darunia. "Brothers and sisters! You're alright!"

Link gasped. "You're the Fire Sage?"

Saria, who was sitting on a chair on her Sage symbol, just sighed. "Duh, Link."

Darunia looked to everyone except Link. "Thank you. Together, we have killed Volvagia--"

"How about me?" the blond interrupted.

"You were killed remember? So you, technically, didn't help."

"But I helped during the temple! And it wasn't my fault the writeress decided to kill me off!"

Ahahaha. xD All but Link sweatdropped.

"Anyway," the Goron continued. "I will now lend you my power. Here." he tossed the Fire Medallion to Gilbert, who caught it and grinned.

"Thank ye!"

"No, thank you for all your help. Goodbye, brothers and sisters, and may you be safe!"

There was yet another blinding flash and they all fall from the sky and onto Hyrule Field. Everyone screamed in midair. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH--" they landed on each other.

Ines stood, eye twitching. "WHY ARE WE ALWAYS FALLING FROM THE SKY?!"

Everyone only shrugged. After recovering yet again, they all crossed the stream and headed through Zora's River, stopping at the waterfall.

Hayarpi shivered, eyeing the strange snowflakes falling, as if from beyond the waterfall. "Hey, have you noticed it's gotten chilly here over the years?"

Nicole blinked. "Gotten... gotten... COTTON!"

Navi ignored her. "Yeah, I'm freezing!" she rubbed her bare arms.

"Here." Nicole handed Navi a fairy-sized sparkly blue suede jacket.

"Thanks!" the fairy put it on. "Ooooh, warmness!"

Link tilted his head. "Where did you get that from? I mean, it's so tiny."

Nicole shrugged. "Hurry and play Zelda's Lulluby! Even with this warm trenchcoat, I'm still cold!"

He scoffed. "Oh yeah? Well I'm wearing tights."

Everyone laughed at him. "Haha!"

"... Shaddap."

Finally Link remembered to play Zelda's Lulluby and they all entered Zora's Domain. They gasped upon seeing the state of the area. Ice blanketed everything in the domain. Not even one drop of water was in sight, and it was freezing cold, and eeriely quiet.

Nicole looked around, then jumped down. She squeaked as she landed unsteadily, then fell over. "AHH! Stupid slippery ice...!"

Everyone sighed. "Duh." Instead they all jumped down to the small rock island.

Nicole stood, then did a double take as she saw something in the ice. She put her face in front of it, squinting. "Hey... this looks like..." her eyes widened, backing away. "AAAAIIIEEE!"

Brian eyed her. "What? What happened?"

"L-l-look a-at the i-i-ice..."

Everyone did so, looking carefully... "AHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"I see dead people..." Gilbert whispered.

Navi bit her lip. "Frozen Zoras are more like it."

Link gasped. "How about King Zora?"

"OH CRAP!"

Everyone quickly slid across the ice and up the ramp and stairs, to the throne room. They stared some more at what they saw. "Red? Why red?" Ines asked.

Brian shrugged. "I dunno."

"Must be magic ice or something," Gilbert said.

"But still, why red?" added Hayarpi.

Navi, with light still turned off, stared. "No one knows."

Link shrugged too. "I think it should be green." Everyone stared. "What?! What are you looking at?! What?!" he began to hyperventilate.

Nicole started laughing. "Ehehehehehehehe-- (cough cough)"

Everyone sighed. Navi poked the blond. "You can stop hyperventilating now, Link."

"Okay."

Nicole looked about after recovering. "This place looks even more shocking than in the game."

"Yeah, I know." Gilbert agreed.

Link and Navi looked at them. How many times have they called their adventure a game? "THIS IS NOT A FREZIKIN' GAME, OKAY?!"

Ines sweatdropped. "Alright, ok, calm down."

Nicole screeched. "AHH, DON'T SAY THAT! YOU REMIND ME OF SCARY PERSON!"

Hayarpi grinned. "Hey, Anthony's behind you."

"WHAT?! AHHHHHH!" Nicole screeched and latched onto Link.

Link held her, going 'wtf' a little. "I guess she IS scared of SOMETHING."

Navi blinked. "Who's Anthony?"

Nicole screamed some more. "AHH! Don't say that horrid name!" she clutched onto Link's tunic tighter.

"Shh, it's okay," Link sweatdropped, rubbing her back. She sniffed.

"Why don't we call Anthony--"

"AAAIIIE! (cling!)"

"It's okay, he's not here!" he pet Nicole's head, then turned to the fairy. "Navi! Don't say that!"

"Sorry!"

Brian sweatdropped. "Wow, she really is scared of him."

"I thought she was just playing around," Gilbert added.

Hayarpi nodded. "Yeah, me too."

Ines sweatdropped. "Poor Nicole. I guess."

Navi sighed. "Okay fine, instead of that name, let's call Anthony--"

Nicole whimpered. Link held her closer. Everyone except Nicole looked at the fairy, glaring. "NAVI!"

Ines grabbed her and stuffed her in a bottle. Navi began shouting muffled sounds from inside. Hayarpi eyed the bottle. "Do you promise?" More muffled sounds. "Fine." she opened the bottle.

Navi flew out. "Thank you! Let's call An--" Link shot her a glare. "... I mean scary person... scary person!"

Everyone nodded. Nicole pouted from her position. Link looked down at her, then at everyone else. "Who is scary person anyway?"

Gilbert sighed. "It's an extremely ugly person at school."

Brian nodded. "It's not even ugly in terms of looks. He has the most rotten personality ever and Nicole thinks he's evil or something."

Navi and Link stared. "... THAT'S IT?!"

"Oh Din, I thought scary person was an evil monster or something!" Link laughed.

All the people from earth except Nicole burst out laughing. "AHAHAHAHAHA!"

"No way!" Hayarpi laughed.

"Evil person," Ines laughed. "I guess you could call him that though. He really needs to get punished, with all those mean things he did to people..."

Nicole sighed, backing up. "Thanks for the comfort, Link."

Link patted her shoulder. "No problem!"

Ines looked at King Zora. "Right, getting back on task. So..."

"Why don't we look and see if that Jabu-Jabu guy is still there?" suggested Gilbert. Everyone nodded, passing the iced king and into Zora's Fountain.

Nicole stared at the spot where the big fish used to be, but instead there was an ice ramp. "Eh? He disappeared!"

"Where would a big fish like him go to?" Brian wondered aloud.

Link shrugged. "Now there's big chunks of ice floating around here..." he squinted his eyes, looking off into the distance as he spotted... "Hey, look! A cave!" he pointed.

"I sense evil coming from that direction..." Navi informed.

"Should we go in?" Ines asked.

"... Didn't you hear what I just said?"

Ines sweatdropped. Gilbert looked at the cave. "I guess, so we can extinguish that evil."

Hayarpi nodded. "Then let's go!"

After jumping the ice circles, everyone made it to the cave and went in. Nicole gasped as she noticed what was on the floor. "SNOW!" she lied down and started making snow angels. "Snow! Snow! ... AHH! MY BUTT IS FREEZING!" she stood up.

Link glared down at the ground. "This isn't normal snow, is it?"

Navi shook her head. "It's EVIL SNOW!"

They stared at her.

"Yaaaahooooo!"

"Whatever," Ines sighed.

So they went through the cavern and entered a room with blue fire. Link blinked at it. "Hey, blue fire! Isn't it supposed to be red?"

Navi sighed. "No duh, genius."

"Maybe this fire might melt the red ice!"

Obvious much, Link? The others sighed at him. Brian poked him. "Are you really THAT ignorant?"

"Mmmaybe! Mmmaybe not."

Hayarpi sighed. "Just capture the stupid thing!"

"With what? A bottle?"

"Nooo, your hat," Gilbert said sarcastically.

"Really?"

"JUST CAPTURE THE FIRE WITH YOUR BOTTLE!" Ines yelled, fed up with the stupidness of it all.

"Oooh."

Everyone sighed. He filled his three bottles with blue fire and they all entered another room with a platform made of ice. Link pointed. "Oh, look! A platform made of ice!"

Nicole twitched. "Stop being such a blond!"

"Well YOU stop being weird and multi-personality-ish!"

"I can't! It's in my contract!"

"... Really?"

"Well yeah."

"... Oh."

"Yeah."

"But it's fun acting stupid."

Navi sighed. "Well stop, or else."

Link eyed her. "Or else what?"

The fairy flew up to him, showing him a picture. Link stared. "WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?!"

"Not telling," Navi grinned. "Stop or else I'll show them this."

"... Fine..."

"Hey Navi," Nicole said. "Can I talk to you?"

"Now?"

"... Okay fine, after we finish the Water Temple."

Ganondorf's voice came from absolutely nowhere. "Who says you're gonna finish it? MWAHAHAHAHA!"

Everyone ignored him. "Whatever, so what do we do?" Gilbert asked.

'It's my time to shine!' Hayarpi thought happily. She jumped forward. "We do this!" Everyone stared as she alone pushed the block all over the place while collecting rupees. Then she pushed the block in front of the small alcove, providing a way to get up to it.

Brian gawked. "Wow, good job, Hayarpi!"

Hayarpi only blushed again, murmuring a tiny 'thank you, Brian.'

Nicole and Navi smirked again. Mario came running in. "STOP-A WITH THE-A SMIRKING!"

LilFilipinoGurl poked her head in from a corner. "Mario, this is the Zelda section! Get outta here!"

"Fine! Only if-a you go too-a!"

"I'm gone!" she disappeared. Mario nodded and walked away. Everyone stared.

"Yeah," Ines said, attracting everyone's attention again. "So let's climb the alcove and beat this thing!"

Everyone climbed the alcove and proceeded through the mini-dungeon. Eventually they reached a room with pretty walls. Nicole looked around. "Oooooh, pretty!"

Suddenly, six white wolfos appeared from the ground. Each one headed for one person of the group. "These are white wolfos!" informed Navi. "They don't like their tail to be touched..."

"Haha, stupid wolf!" Nicole hit the wolfos on its tail and it dies. "Easy."

Link yelped as he got scratched a little. "Ow!" Growling, he swung his sword and hit the wolfos on its tail. It howled and died too. "That was way too easy."

Everyone killed their wolfos and each got their own iron boots. Link turned around first, seeing Sheik, and then gasping dramatically.

Ines gave a heavy sigh. "YOU again?"

"Oh yeah, THANKS for the warm welcome," Sheik rolled his eyes. "Anyway, I managed to rescue the Zora Princess from under the ice."

They stared. "... Why?"

"Umm, because!"

"... She's not important," Nicole mumbled.

"Yeah, no one likes her anyway," added Hayarpi.

"Except her dad." Gilbert reminded.

Ines nodded. "Yep."

Brian clenched his fist. "I wanna kill her..."

Link eyed him. "Really?"

"Well, not kill, but punch her. DO YOU KNOW HOW ANNOYING SHE IS?!"

"I'm sure I'd know better than anyone else," the Hylian shuddered as he remembered the kiss Ruto gave him when they were kids.

Sheik blinked, everyone's comments sinking into his mind. He slapped his forehead after a moment. "Gah! I'm such an idiot! Why did I rescue that spoiled princess?!"

Nicole shrugged. "Your fault."

"I know... yeah well anyway, it is up to the six of you--"

"Me too!" Navi piped up.

"Fine, seven of you to rescue the rest."

Hayarpi rolled her eyes. "God, you sure are lazy."

Sheik sighed. Why did these people dislike him so? He was just trying to help! Link was the only one who seemed to give a crap. Kinda. "Well... here's the song that will lead you to Lake Hylia and the Water Temple." he took out his harp and played the Serenade of Water.

Link took out the Ocarina of Time and repeated him. The Voice Box Thingy popped up yet again. "You have learned the Serenade of Water!"

"Yay, good for us," Nicole cheered lamely in the background.

"... I must go now." Sheik said. Link tried to say something but Sheik threw a deku net, everyone covered their eyes, and then he was gone.

Everyone stared. "Oooh, mysteriousness!"

So they headed out of the Ice Cavern, unfroze King Zora, Link got a Zora tunic, everyone else got a Zora Belt, and then warped to Lake Hylia.

Nicole stared at the above paragraph. "Wow, the author sure is lazy."

LilFilipinoGurl cackled from the tower on top of the seaside laboratory. She shouted over to them. "YEAH, I SURE AM!" she got hit by one of those bird thingies. "WHY YOU LITTLE!" she got out a bow and arrow and shot the bird down. "MWA HA HA HA HA!"

Everyone stared. "O.o;;;"

Link blinked. "How did she get up there?"

Gilbert sighed. "The world may never know...

Everyone put on their Zora tunic/belts and their iron boots. They jumped into the water, floating down to the entrance to the temple. Link looked at the gate. "Crap, it's locked."

Brian eyed him. "Eh? Hey, how can we talk underwater?"

"Our belts and Link's tunic, duh," Ines reminded.

"Oh. That's... interesting."

Nicole took out her hookshot, aiming it at the diamond-shaped thing above the entrance. The gate opened and they went inside. Hayarpi looked around. "I've always like the music here."

"So, where do we go?" Link asked.

"FIGURE IT OUT!" the earthlings yelled.

Link sweatdropped. "Okay, okay... follow me!"

He led them around the temple for a little over thirty minutes...

"And then... uhh..."

Nicole slapped her forehead.

Brian sighed. "I told you that this was a bad idea."

"You didn't say anything like that!" Gilbert grumbled.

"I thought it!"

Nicole ignored their squabbling, turning to Link. "Hey, can I lead now?"

He pouted. "It's only been thirty minutes!"

"Just let the girl lead," Ines sighed.

"Oh fine."

"Thank you!" Nicole put her iron boots on and sunk to the bottom level. Everyone followed her example, entering a room underwater. The seven continued until Nicole suddenly stopped as she remembered something. "Hey Link, go in front of me."

Link raised an eyebrow but complied anyway, passing Nicole and leading the group to the room. He gasped as he saw who was standing there.

In the middle of the room was Princess Ruto, all grown up.

Brian growled upon seeing her. "Grrrrr..."

Ruto stared at him. "O.o;;"

"WHY YOU LITTLE!" Brian dove forward, hands going around Ruto's neck as he choked her.

But the Princess only laughed. "Hehe, no use. I can still breath!"

Everyone except Ruto stared. "NO WAY!" and all at once they attacked.

(revision note: omg wth. xD;)

Ruto 'eep'ed as she saw them all go for her. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

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Oops, that was a short chappy. Sorry...

Malon: It's okay. (pats LilFilipinoGurl's back)

Link: Yeah, I mean you're gonna make the next chappy longer, right?

OF COURSE!!

Niagra: Now that's our mentally challenged, crazy author!

(grins) Okay, I have to go now! I'll see ya later!

- LilFilipinoGurl, Link, Malon and Niagra