It's finally here!!
Link: What?
Uhh, cheese puffs?
Malon: I like milk.
Niagra: Good for you...
I GOT A GOOD GRADE ON MY SCIENCE AND GREECE TEST!!!
Link: NOW, ISN'T THAT DANDY!!
Malon: Okay, continue.
Here is the... LONG-AWAITED (not really) 17TH CHAPTER!!
Malon/Link: 17 IS OUR FAVORITE NUMBER!!!
Niagra: Well, that's because you're both seventeen.
Like, duuuuur.
(revision note: since i had to move the story back, this chapter 17 became chapter 16. just reminding you guys so you won't go 'wtf why does the a/n say that when it's the 16th chapter am i missing something?' no. you're not. xD)
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Chapter 16: We meet Dark Link! Five other figures? Wha?
"AHHHHH!" Ruto screamed. She swam upwards, the others just barely missing her.
"FOLLOW THE DEFORMED FISH!" Nicole yelled.
Everyone took off their Iron Boots and floated up to the surface, climbing out of the water. They looked around. "Crap! She's gone," Gilbert mumbled.
"When can I beat the crap outta her?" Brian sighed. He was getting impatient!
"You'll get Ruto when you finish the Water Temple," Ines reassured, patting his head.
Ganondorf's voice came from nowhere... again. "YOU AIN'T FINISHING THE WATER TEMPLE, ALRIGHT?!"
"LEAVE US ALONE!" Gilbert yelled back.
Brian waved his arms. "LET'S FINISH THIS TEMPLE, PEOPLE!"
"DO WE HAVE TO?!" Ines screamed.
"YOU DON'T HAVE TO SCREAM!" Nicole shrieked at her.
"YOU DON'T HAVE TO SCREAM EITHER!" Link said loudly back.
"WELL, JUST LET HER!" Hayarpi defended with a big voice.
Navi flew in front of everyone. "ALL OF YOU, SHADDAP!" They did so and looked at her. "U-umm... hi... my name is Navi! And I'm a broadway actress!" she started dancing.
"She's gone nuts..." Link whispered to Nicole.
The Asian girl snickered. "Nuts? Ehehehe..."
"Nicole!" he whacked her with the Master Sword.
"Ouch! Do you guys wanna kill my brain cells, or what?!"
"Brain Cells." everyone agreed. Nicole just sighed and glared, shaking her fist at them all.
"Anyway," interrupted Brian. He saw the engraving on the wall. "There's a Triforce symbol here. Link, what do you do?"
Link stared back. "How am I supposed to know?"
"Play Zelda's Lullaby, stupid."
"Oh yeah!" Link did so and all the water in the temple disappeared.
"Oooh, cool!" Nicole jumped down the hole they just came up from. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-- (thud) I think I broke my butt..." Everyone snickered at her. She looked up at them. "HEY! C'MERE! I HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING!"
"Okay!" Navi flew down.
Everyone else except Link jumped down. "AHHHH--" they landed on top of each other as usual.
"Hehe," Link jumped down and successfully landed on his feet.
Gilbert stared. "How didja do that?"
"Hello? He's been training." Hayarpi said.
Link shook his head. "No I haven't. I'm just used to falling down from high heights now."
Brian sighed. "Well, good for you."
Nicole eyed him. He eyed her back. She gasped and pointed behind Ines. "TELETUBBIES! AHH! TELETUBBY BEHIND YOU, INES!"
Ines turned around. "WHA?!"
But it was Brian and Gilbert who started screaming. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-- (big breath) HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Everyone stared at the two.
They stared back.
Nicole sweatdropped. "JUST KIDDING!"
Brian and Gilbert twitched. Navi began to flit around. "Hey, look, listen!"
"WHAT?!"
Navi sweatdropped. "Jeez... okay, there are two torches here. If you light both of them, the chained door will probably open."
Nicole and Link gasped. "OKAY!"
Link blinked. "Wait, how do you do that?"
"There's a lit torch in the middle of the room," Hayarpi noted. "Maybe you can shoot some arrows through it."
"Uhh, easy enough."
Link and Nicole stood back to back as they loaded an arrow into their bows. "Ready, Linky-poo?!" Nicole grinned.
Ruto's voice came from out of nowhere. "HE'S MY LINKY-POO ONLY!"
Everyone looked around. "O.o"
"... Umm, yeah, I'm ready."
Nicole and Link shot at the torches at the EXACT same time and the door's chains disappeared. Gilbert made a small 'ooh' sound. "Wow, you guys make a good team!" The two highfived.
Nicole nodded. "Thank yooouu, paperclip!" she started touching Gilbert's hair. "Ooooh."
Ines stared, pouting a little. Gilbert swat at Nicole's hand. "Hey, leggo my eggo!"
"No!"
Everyone entered the room, with Nicole still touching Gilbert's hair. They killed the spiky thing, I forgot what's it called, and a chest appeared in the middle of the room. Inside...
"... A key?" Gilbert grumbled as he picked it up from the bottom of the chest. "That's IT?"
"Well, it wasn't much work to get it," Hayarpi sweatdropped.
"Yeah, let's just continue," suggested Brian.
Gilbert nodded, then looked to the Asian girl who was still touching his hair. "Will you let go now?"
Nicole tilted her head. "Let me think about it... no."
"Argh!"
Everyone exited the room, going around until Nicole spotted a random passage. "Why don't we go in here?" she said, then went inside while dragging Gilbert along.
"Oww!"
Everyone sweatdropped and followed, seeing a block. Link poked it. "Oooh."
"Hey, Brian, can you help me push it?" Ines asked.
Brian nodded. "Sure--"
Nicole gasped. "NO!" she covered his mouth.
"Mmpfh?"
The girl glanced at Navi, giving her a certain look. Navi blinked. "Oh yeah! Ines, let Gilbert help you!" then she used her mind telepathy thing to Nicole. 'Hey, push Gilbert towards Ines!'
Nicole did so, letting go of Gilbert's hair and pushing him towards the other Hispanic girl. Gilbert yelped as he bumped into her. "Ahh! Uhh, hi."
Ines sweatdropped and blushed at the same time. "H... Hi."
"I guess I'll help you!" he laughed a little sheepishly.
"O-okay..."
Ines and Gilbert pushed the block, revealing a room. Nicole got excited and ran ahead. Link sweatdropped. "Why does she always go ahead of us?"
Navi laughed as the others followed. "Just let her, she's like that."
Hayarpi grinned at the fairy. "Wow Navi, you're practically best friends with Nicole now, huh?"
"Well, I guess, ever since that teletubby incident." The fairy smirked at Brian and Gilbert, who whimpered a little in response.
"Hey, what teletubby incident?" Link asked.
Ines blinked. "Oh yeah huh?"
Hayarpi looked around. "Wha? What happened?"
"You guys don't know because Ines and Hayarpi was in another room and Link was with Keikya in her fountain."
"So, what happened?"
Brian and Gilbert had sat down in a corner, with their knees pulled up to their body. "S-scary... g-gender-s-s-switching t-teletubby..."
Navi eyed them, laughing. "Hehehe... Nicole traumatized those two."
Link laughed too. "Cool!"
Ines and Hayarpi gasped. "Aww, poor boys! I wanna make 'em feel better!"
Link and Navi stared.
Hayarpi covered her mouth. "I... didn't say that."
Ines looked around. "Me either!"
"Okaaay... so Navi, what happened?!" Link poked the fairy. "TELL MEEEEEEEE!"
"I'll be glad to! Yeah, so... Nicole got this battery operated T.V. from somewhere and made Brian and Gilbert watch a four hour teletubby marathon."
Brian and Gilbert twitched. "SIX HOURS! IT WAS SIX HOURS! SIX HOURS OF PAIN, MISERY AND TORTURE!"
Hayarpi, Ines, Link and Navi stared.
"But of course," the fairy continued. "I'm not friends with Nicole as much as Link and her."
"Like, duh." Ines laughed.
Link giggled, pulling out a Tasmanian Devil plush with a picture of Nicole's face taped on it. "NICOLE IS MY BEST FRIEND!"
The three sweatdropped at the kind of plush it was, not even bothering to ask where Link got it from.
Nicole stuck her head out from the corner. Link hid his plush. "Hey, what're you guys doing back there?"
Navi looked at her, using MTT. 'Hey, Nicole, why don't we try to play matchmaker?'
Nicole blinked, using it back. 'Okay! Wait, who do we hook up?'
'Brian and Hayarpi, and Ines and Gilbert!'
'Yay!'
'Why don't we try to hook up everyone?'
'Sure, but... who are you gonna try to hook ME up with?! IT BETTER NOT BE ANYONE I DON'T LIKE! And how about you?'
Navi giggled. 'Me? I already have a boyfriend. His name is Jafa and he's a red fairy.'
'Aww, how cute!'
'As for you... Ines, Hayarpi, Gilbert, Brian and I already know who to hook you up with.'
Nicole's eyes widened. 'Aww no... don't tell me it's--'
"Hey, Navi, Nicole!" Link yelled. The two looked at him. "Why are you being so silent?"
"It's because your underwear is showing!" Nicole whispered, grinning stupidly.
Link looked behind him. "WHAT?! ... No it isn't."
Ines sweatdropped at them. "Hey, can we pleeease continue with the temple?"
"ONLY IF YOU KISS GILBERT!" Nicole cackled. Navi whacked her on the head. She twitched. "Stop killing my brain cells!"
Link snickered. Nicole gave an annoyed sighed. Navi turned to Ines. "We're going ONLY IF YOU KISS GILBERT, INES!"
Ines gawked, a blush creeping on her cheeks. "What?! No way!"
Hayarpi grinned, nudging her. "You know you want to."
"And YOU know that you want to do the same with Brian!"
Hayarpi froze. Brian and Gilbert looked at each other. Link stared. "What are you all talking about?! I don't understand!"
Gilbert sweatdropped. "Poor misguided soul."
"-.- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE!"
"Well, that's good," Hayarpi laughed sheepishly.
"Why does this seem like this is turning into some kind of messed up soap opera?" Brian sighed.
Navi flew in front of everyone, which was now practically the clue to shut up and drop the subject. Her words confirmed it. "Why don't we just ignore the fact that someone likes someone else in this group and GET ON WITH THE FRIGGIN' TEMPLE!"
The humans looked at her, then sighed and nodded. "Ok."
Link nodded also. "Good, since I don't know what you guys are making a drama about anyway!" he looked around, spotting Nicole drawing on the wall. "... Uh. What the f--"
LilFilipinoGurl's voice came in from somewhere from the temple. "PG, PEOPLE!"
"... As I was saying, before I was RUDELY interrupted..."
"-.-;;"
"What the heck are you doing with that marker?"
"This!" Nicole turned around, revealing a messed up drawing of everyone.
Everyone stared.
"... You suck at drawing," Gilbert pointed out.
"Thank you, PAPER EATING TOASTER!"
"Hey, there's something on your cheek," Link said, reaching over to try to wipe it away. But Nicole barked like a dog, trying to bite his finger. He withdrew his hand. "o.O"
Hayarpi laughed a little, backing up. "You know, you're really starting to freak me out."
Nicole turned on her. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" she started chasing Hayarpi around.
'This is another chance!' Hayarpi thought. She ran to Brian. "Brian!" she jumped in his arms.
Brian caught her but looked confused. "Wha?"
Nicole came after him, "ROW ROW!"
"AAHHH!" he ran away.
Hayarpi smacked Brian's shoulders. "Faster!"
"Nicole, wait for me!" Link called, following.
Navi flew beside Link. "HURRY UP, BOY!" she yelled as though she were his track coach or something.
Ines watched Hayarpi and Brian, then eyed Gilbert. She got the drift. "Gilbert, think fast!"
Gilbert looked at her, but she was gone. "Huh?" Then he felt somebody jump on his back. "Hey!"
"Follow the guy in the gray spandex and the green skirt!"
Link looked behind him. "HEY!"
Gilbert nodded. "OKAY DOKAY!" he followed Link.
LilFilipinoGurl appeared in a flash of purple light. "Hey, wanna know the chasing order?"
The reader twitched. "No! Just let me read the friggin' story!"
"Well, I'M GONNA TELL YA ANYWAY! Okay, first is Hayarpi on Brian, then Nicole, then Link, and then Ines on Gilbert's back! SEE?! IT DIDN'T TAKE TOO LONG!"
"... Okay then."
LilFilipinoGurl smiled and disappeared in a flash of purple light.
Nicole chased Hayarpi on Brian for a long time, and all that time, they were opening doors, getting keys, and changing the water level. Then, they finally got to a room with a huge waterfall and moving platforms.
Hayarpi smacked Brian's shoulders even more. "FASTER, BRIAN!"
"Wha?" the boy stopped.
The girl blinked. "Brian, why did you stop-- AHHH!"
"Oopsies!" Nicole laughed as she just crashed into the two. "Sorry!"
"Link, stop!" Navi yelled.
Yet Link kept running. "Huh-- GAAH!" he tripped and landed on Nicole, who landed on top of Hayarpi, who just fell on Brian, making him fall over.
"Jeez, Link!" Nicole grumbled.
"Sorry!"
Gilbert got an idea as he came towards them, stopping urgently. Ines flew off his back ("AHHHHHHH!") and landed on Link. Gilbert cackled, then jumped on top of the huge pile of humans.
"Oww!"
"I CAN'T BREATHE!" Brian grumbled from the bottom of the pile.
Everyone except Brian 'oh'-ed as they remembered him down there. They all scrambled up, mumbling their apologies as Navi sighed at them heavily. "You people..."
"Okay," Link sighed, looking around. "So where are we?"
"I dunno, figure it out--" Hayarpi started but Brian covered her mouth quickly.
"Don't figure it out, we're gonna waste our time," Gilbert sighed.
Ines nodded. "Yeah, what he said."
Navi scoffed. "Ines, you just said that so you could flirt with Gilbert."
Ines froze. Gilbert stared. "O.o"
Nicole began waving her arms. "Oooh! Oooh! Can I lead?!"
"NO!" everyone yelled.
"Aww!"
"C'mon!" Link grumbled. "Let me figure it out!"
"Let's ignore him."
"-.-;;;"
"Fine, Gilbert, lead." Brian instructed. Gilbert nodded, shooting the keese in the room down before taking out his hookshoot.
Nicole sighed. "Hurry up!"
Gilbert eyed her. "Why?"
She leaned over to whisper, "I wanna meet Dark Link!"
"This is where we meet him?" Gilbert whispered back.
A nod. "Yes! Now, hurry up! I can't wait!"
"Okay, okay."
Gilbert hookshot to one of the platforms, and kept on hookshotting upwards until he reached the cove. He shouted across the room at everyone else, "Okay, just do what I did people!"
"Woo hoo!" Nicole did what Gilbert did, then shouted over, "C'MON PEOPLE! HURRY!"
Link shouted back. "Alright, keep your trenchcoat on!"
Everyone made it to the cove and entered a room full of water and dog statues on blue platforms. Nicole poked the statue. "Aww, doggy! Cute, huh?"
"Actually, I think it's pretty creepy," Navi commented.
All the people figured out how to get to the small cove on the upper left of the room, and entered a huge room with water on the ground and a tree in the middle. Nicole began to jump up and down repeatedly. "Yes! Woo hoo! Yay! I'm so happy!"
Link eyed her. "Why?"
"Not gonna tell ya!"
Hayarpi blinked. "Why is Nicole so happy?"
Gilbert looked at her, then said quietly, "This is where we meet... you know who, right?"
All the earthlings blinked, then 'oh'-ed as they remembered. "... Oh yeah!"
Navi didn't notice the earthlings talking and looked at the Asian girl. "Why are you happy, Nicole? I sense..."
"... An evil presence here," Link finished, looking around.
Brian rolled his eyes. "Duuuh!"
"You knew about it?"
"Brian!" Ines scolded.
Brian blinked. Then he 'oh'-ed when he realized. "I mean, no, I didn't know about it. All I meant was that I sense the evil presence too!"
"I'm so excited!" Nicole continued to squeal.
"Wanna meet Dark now?" Hayarpi asked.
"YES YES YES!"
"Remember how to summon him?"
"Oh yeah! RACE YA TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM!"
"YOU'RE ON!"
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At the other side of the room...
Hayarpi grinned. "Ready?"
Nicole nodded. "Yup!"
At the same time, both girls turned around and looked at the tree in the middle of the room. But... "... Where is he?" Nicole pouted.
Link blinked. "Who?" he asked as he started walking towards them.
"Are you expecting someone?" added Navi, flying beside him.
Ines, Gilbert and Brian raced to where Nicole and Hayarpi were, then turned around. Gilbert raised an eyebrow. "He's still not there?"
"I think we need everyone," Ines sighed. "Link, Navi, hurry up and get here!"
Link and Navi ran/flew over to their area, but at the same time Nicole had gotten to the tree and was inspecting it. "Where oh where can he be..."
"Nic, you know he won't come if you're over there!" Brian called.
Nicole sweatdropped. "Oh yeah!" she ran to her friends. "Okay guys, turn around, and when I count to three, look at the tree in the middle of the room, alright?"
"Gotcha!" everyone turned around, facing the door with the iron bars.
"These bars are made out of metal! You can't open them with your bare hands!" Navi said in monotone.
Everyone almost fell over. "DUH, NAVI!"
"Sorry, my annoying fairy instincts kicked in."
"It's a'ight."
"Ready?" Nicole said. "One... two... THREE!"
They all turned around and faced the tree, and sure enough, there were six shadowed figures leaning against it. Nicole cackled. "WOO HOO!"
"... Six?" Gilbert asked as he counted. "I have a dark side! Yay?"
"What's that?" Link asked quietly as he spotted the figures.
"One of those figures are your dark side!" Hayarpi said in excitement.
Ines was bouncing around now too. "What are we waiting for?!"
Brian nodded. "Yeah! Let's go beat ourselves up!"
All the earthlings cheered and ran towards the tree. Link and Navi looked at each other, shrugged, and just... stayed where they were.
Nicole was the first one to get to the tree, looking around it. "Hmm, where is my shadow?" she looked at Dark Brian.
Dark Brian just glared.
Nicole shuddered. "Creepy. Hey, Brian, I found your shadow right here!"
Brian went around the tree. "Where?"
Upon spotting him, Dark Brian drew his sword and jumped out. "HAAAA!"
Link and Navi started screaming upon seeing HIM. "AHH! WHAT IS THAT?!"
Ines sweatdropped at their reactions. "We told you, it's your dark side! C'mere and find yours!"
"Oww!" yelped Brian as he got a little cut. "Stupid me! I mean, you! I mean, me!"
Dark Brian rolled his eyes. "Just fight!"
"Fine!" The two continued duking it out.
Nicole was still looking around the tree. "Uhh..." she blinked, stopping at a certain shadow. She leaned closer, squinting at him before gasping hugely. "AHH! Dark Link! Yay! I found you!" she squealed, latching onto him.
Dark Link looked down at her. "O.o"
Link stared from his place, mouth open. Navi eyed him, giggling. "Oooh, SOMEone's jealous..."
"What the heck Navi! I'm not jealous! Just... shocked!"
"Suuure."
"Grr..."
Dark Nicole, who was holding hands with Dark Link, noticed her light side hugging him and snapped. "HEY! GET OFFA MY MAN!" she jumped, sword out as she swung.
Nicole noticed her from the corner of her eye, yelping as she backed away and narrowly dodged her attacks. Hayarpi meanwhile found her mirror. "I found yooooooouu!"
"HA!" Dark Hayarpi screamed, attacking.
Ines poked her dark self. "I found me too!"
Dark Ines twitched. "-.-"
"Hey, I'm handsome!" Gilbert grinned as he gestured at his mirror.
Dark Gilbert stared. "O.o"
Nicole was still skillfully dodging Dark Nicole's swings. After a bit, the mirror stopped, huffing a little. "Fight me!" she demanded.
"Then that would mean fighting myself!"
"So?"
"If I lose, that means I can't be better than me! If I win, I can be better than me!"
"... I don't know what you said, but FIGHT, YOU PATHETIC HUMAN!"
Nicole gasped. "HOW DARE YOU CALL ME PATHETIC!" then she paused. "Wait, then that means you're pathetic too because you are me, except Darker!"
All the Darks and Humans stopped what they were doing, eyeing her. "O.o"
Dark Nicole tilted her head. "Huh?"
"... Nevermind." Nicole started swinging back, but she blinked as every move she made was mirrored by her dark side. Dark Nicole gave her a big, smug smirk. "Oh yeah, she mirrors my moves. Wait, can we have a time-out?"
"Why?"
"JUST LET THERE BE A TIME OUT, OKAY?!"
Dark Nicole rolled her eyes. "Fine." She walked to where Dark Link was, which was leaning on the tree. She smiled seductively at him. "Hey babe," she greeted in a sultry voice, putting her arm around Dark Link's neck.
Dark Link put an arm around Dark Nicole's waist, still glaring at Link.
Nicole stared, eye twitching. "Hold on a second. They... they're a couple? Dark Link and Dark Nicole? Link and Nicole? Link and ME?! EWW!"
"What 'eww'?! Am I disgusting!?" Link yelled from a distance. Nicole sweatdropped.
Dark Nicole meanwhile got pissed at her light side's remark. "Yeah, what "eww"?!"
"... Nothing." Nicole ran to where the blond was standing. "Why aren't you fighting, Link?" She got no response as he was still staring at Dark Link, wondering how that happened. "... Umm."
"He's been like this for over ten minutes," Navi laughed sheepishly.
Nicole started waving her hand in front of Link's face. "Helloooo? Anyone there?" Again no response, just more staring. Suddenly the Asian girl got an idea. "Hey, hi Ruto!"
That definitely snapped Link out of his trance. "AHH! WHERE!" he looked around frantically.
Navi giggled. Nicole patted his arm. "Kidding! Anyway, why aren't you fighting?"
"He creeps me out," was Link's lame excuse. "I mean, he has red eyes!"
The fairy blinked. "So does Sheik." It was then that a sword with a white handle and aquamarine gems came soaring towards Navi. She squeaked and dodged, it hitting the wall. She stared. "... Hey, I know that sword!"
Ines came running over. "Pft, yeah, it's my sword!"
"Why did you do that?!"
"Because you said Sheik! Don't say that name in front of me or else!"
Dark Ines popped up out of nowhere, swinging at Ines. "HIYA!"
Ines screamed, blocking with her shield, pulling her sword out of the wall. She and her dark side run/fight to another part of the room. Link and Nicole stared. Navi sweatdropped. "Okaaaay..."
"Yeah anyway," Nicole continued. "Go fight your dark self! He looks annoyed from waiting!" The three looked over at him. Dark Link was staring, glaring annoyingly at the trio with his eye twitching repeatedly. The three sweatdropped.
"Do I have to?" Link grumbled.
Navi and Nicole both smacked him. "YES!"
"Oww, fine! Navi, c'mon!"
The fairy pumped her fist into the air. "Finally, some action!" She and Link went to go finally fight Dark Link.
Dark Link sighed as he noticed the two coming. He turned to his girlfriend. "Finally! Nic, I'll be with you later, I must fight Link."
Dark Nicole pouted, letting him go. "Oh, alright." she picked her sword up and walked towards Nicole. "Ready?"
"Yep!"
And the battle BEGAN! For real!
Dark Nicole jabbed forward, but her mirror dodged, countering with a vertical slash. The dark was too slow and got hit. "Oww!" she yelled, then fell and disappeared into the water.
Nicole looked around. "Woo hoooooooo! Dark meeeeeeeeee! Where are yooooooouuuuuuu?!"
"BEHIND YOU!"
Nicole turned around, only to result in her getting slashed. She screamed, clutching her waist. Link heard the familiar scream, turning and seeing her fall to the floor. "Nicole!"
She waved at him. "I'm alright..." Her eyes widened.
"Huh?"
"LINK, WATCH OUT!"
Dark Link came up from behind Link, swinging his sword, managing a hit. Nicole got back to her feet, sword-spinning her mirror.
And meanwhile Hayarpi was giving it her all during her own battle. "DIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" she drawled/yelled, attacking her dark side rapidly.
Everyone eyed her. "O.o"
Both Nicole and Hayarpi's dark sides screamed as they disappeared into the water once again.
Gilbert looked around. "Hey, where is me?"
Brian glanced at him, yelling over, "You are behind you, Gilbert!" he turned just in time to block Dark Brian's attacks.
Gilbert turned around. "Oh! Hey, me!"
"HIYA!" Dark Ines yelled, swinging.
"KAKABANGA!" Ines yelled back, blocking.
Dark Link and Link were having an interesting verbal-screaming-thingy-majigger going on. At the same time they both yelled, as Dark mirrored his moves, "HA! YA! SKIKE! GAH! HIYA!"
Everyone stared. Dark Nicole had stopped swinging and was watching the two fight. Nicole noticed her, then gave her shoulder a poke. "Uhh, wanna sit down and watch?"
Dark Nicole blinked. "Sure!"
"Navi!" Link called out between blocks. "I need some info about him!"
"YAH!" Dark Link slashed at his light side horizontally.
Link screamed as he got hit again. "Argh! That hurt! CRAP! Navi, INFO NOW PLEASE!"
Navi blinked, looking around frantically. "Okay, umm, um, uh... CONQUER YOURSELF!"
"THAT'S IT?!"
"Yeah, pretty much."
Gilbert looked at his own dark side. "Hey, me, wanna sit?"
"Okay."
Everyone else except the Links had sat down to watch them fight. "Go Linky-poo!" Nicole cheered. "I know you can do it!"
"C'mon, D. Link!" yelled Dark Nicole. "If you win, we can have it later!" Everyone froze and eyed her. She stared back. "What?"
Dark Link gasped. "Really?! Oh yeah!" Inspired, he started slashing Link madly.
The humans sweatdropped HEAVILY.
Nicole twitched, standing up and waving her hands insanely. "LINK! I KNOW YOU CAN BLOCK THOSE ATTACKS! C'MON, YOU CAN DO IT!"
"GO LINK! GO LINK! GO LINK! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!" all the humans cheered.
Link stopped and eyed them. "It is?"
Ines rolled her eyes. "NAAAHHHH!"
"Aww!"
Eventually, everyone got up again, and they successfully defeated defeat their dark sides! Dark Nicole lay on the floor, glancing at Dark Link who wasn't too far away. "Hey... D. Link... in your... place, right?"
"Y... Yeah..."
"Okay..." she faded away. Dark Link managed a final, happy cackle before fading away also. The rest of the Darks eyed them, sighed, then faded away too.
Everyone turned as they heard the chain on the doors being unlocked. Cheering in victory, everyone fixed up a little before heading to the exit. Nicole looked at Link. "Heh, can you believe that our dark sides are a couple?"
Link laughed. "I know huh... weird."
Navi winked at Nicole. The girl sweatdropped. 'You know you want Link,' she MTT-ed to her.
Nicole twitched. 'Pft, in your dreams!'
Ines swatted at the two who were being mysteriously quiet. "Oh c'mon! Can we please hurry up with this?!"
Hayarpi sighed. "I know, I'm getting tired of this place!"
Link sweatdropped. "Okay, okay..."
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Hi. Anong ginagawa mo?
Link: Huh?
Haha, pangit ikaw!!
Malon: What?
HWA HWA HWA!! GUSTO KONG TUBIG!! TUBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!
Niagra: Okay, okay, here!! (flies in with a glass of water)
Salamat! (drinks water)
Niagra: You're welcome.
Malon/Link: (totally clueless)
Niagra: Uhh, I don't think they understand Tagalog. Speak english!!
Opo.
Niagra: RIGHT NOW!!
Fine, fine!! See, I'm speaking english!! Jeebus!! Hehe, jeebus... that sounds funny. Hey, Niagra!
Niagra: What?
Maganda ako, huh?
Niagra: You wish!
Ang gwapo naman si Gilbert!!
Niagra: O.o
HAHA, I'M KIDDING!!
Malon: Niagra, Niagra, what did she say?
Niagra: She said that Gilbert was very handsome.
Link: O.o
Niagra: She was kidding!
Malon: Oh.
Anyway, people, review!! Please!!! I WANNA GO UP TO 100 REVIEWS!! HELP ME OUT!!
Link: Finally she's speaking english!
- LilFilipinoGurl