Mwahahahaha... I will be evil.
Niagra: Pft, you're already evil.
Not like that!
Link: Then how?
I will... WRITE THIS CHAPTER IN PARAGRAPH FORM!
Niagra/Link: (gasp) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
SHOVE A SOCK IN IT!! (stuffs a sock in Link's mouth)
Link: (spits it out) EWW!!! WAS THAT CLEAN?!
OF COURSE IT'S CLEAN YOU-- (thinks) ... Oh wait, no... it wasn't clean. That was one of my brother's socks after he came back from the gym.
Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! (runs to the bathroom and starts washing wildly with mouthwash)
Niagra: HA!! IDIOT!!
My god, he fell for it:D It's not really paragraphs, but... AHH, WHATEVER!! Now, FOR THE PARAGRAPHING THINGY CHAPTER 21!!
Niagra: HUZZAH!!
Link: (spits) NASHTY!!!
(revision note: ... yeah, from this chapter was where i transitioned from script form to paragraph form! oh and i'm still here cuz i'm just fixing up the rest of the story, kakaka! if i just stopped last chapter, i wouldn't feel //DONE// yet... xD;;)
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Chapter 20: PARAGRAPHS! And the Spirit Temple! Almost there, guys!
Bongo Bongo snapped his fingers and the darkness lifted. What the heros and heroines saw deeply freaked them out. There were two HUGE hands floating in mid-air.
"WHAT THE?!" Nicole screamed.
"Ah, so we're battling against a hand..." Link said.
"Interesting." Hayarpi continued.
"Enough fooling around!" screamed BB. "FIGHT ME NOW!!"
"Oh, so first you wanted us to dance, now you want us to fight?" Brian yelled. "WHAT'S WRONG WIT YA, FOO!"
Everyone backed away a bit.
"..." everyone but the boss of the Shadow Temple was quiet.
"SPEAK!!" screamed the already irratated boss. "AND FIGHT, TOO!!"
"FINE!!" Nicole yelled back.
BB started thumping the drum under them and circled the humans.
"LENS OF TRUTH!!" Navi screeched with her high pitched fairy voice.
"GOTCHA!" everyone screamed in return. They all whipped out their Lens of Truth and used it to see that he had an invisible eye and body, kinda, between the hands. They all raised an eyebrow.
"Hey, listen! Shoot both of his hands while he's drumming, and when his eye turns red, go in for the kill!" Navi continued.
"YESH!" Nicole screamed. Link and her shot both of the hands at the same time, making them turn into a blue kind of color. They used their Lens of Truth and slashed the eye of the beast.
"ARGH!! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!" whined the shadow boss.
"HA! I LAUGH AT YOUR MISFORTUNE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Nicole screamed, her insanity slowly restoring.
"I WILL NOT LOSE!"
"YES YOU WILL!"
"NO I WON'T!!"
"YES YOU WILL!!"
"NO I WON'T!!"
"YES YOU WILL!!"
"NO I WON'T!!"
"YES YOU WILL!!"
"NO I WON'T!!"
"YES YOU WILL!!"
"SHADDAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!" Ines yelled, finally ending the argument.
Everyone went silent. Crickets chirped.
"Crickets in my temple?" asked BB.
Ines ahemed. "Now, let's continue the fight, shall we?"
"Okay." everyone replied, getting into their battle poses.
"Let's rock!" Link said, posing.
"Let me show you my real power!" said BB, umm... floating.
"SONIC ADVENTURE 2 RIP OFF'S!" screamed Gilbert.
"SHUT YER TRAP, BOY!" Nicole said, slapping the boy on the back.
"Oww..."
Everyone went with their partners and teamed up by hitting BB on the hand(s) and slashing him. Soon, they ran out of arrows.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" they all yelled.
"AHAHAHAHA!!! YOU WILL NOW DIE!!!" screamed BB, lifting a giant hand to crush the seven peeps.
But then a silver barrier enclosed the people, saving them from the hand.
"Your powers sure come in useful!" Navi said.
"Like, I know, girl!! Gimme the valley girl handshake!" Nicole said.
"Like, totally!" Navi highfived Nicole, causing the blue fairy to fall to the floor after Nicole hit her.
"Like, whoops..."
"The paaaaain..."
"YOU CAN'T BEAT ME!" BB screamed, getting their attention.
"Aaaand why do you say that?" Hayarpi asked sweetly.
"Because, thou don't have any arrows! Thou cannot beat me! I SHALL RULE THE EARTH BEFORE THEE!!! HAHAHA!!" yelled BB. Man, he sure does a lot of yelling and screaming...
"What do you call this?" said Brian, holding up an arrow.
"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!"
"An extra pocket in my secret invisible dimensional bag." he replied, patting something invisible by his waist.
"Oh, no matter. I shall beat you whenever I say! NOWDIE!!" yelled BB. No, the 'NOWDIE' is not a typo. I'm saying that he's talking fast. Did you know that's one of the ways to describe that way of talking? I'm sure that--
"ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, CONTINUE THE FRIGGIN' FIC!!!" Link screamed to the ceiling of the boss room... which could not be seen. Fine Link. Have it your way. (pouts) Link smiled.
"STOP SAYING WHAT I DO!!"
IGNORE ME!!
"Fine."
"How many hits 'til he dies?" Ines asked.
"Approximately 3 more." Nicole said, in a matter-of-factly.
"... AHHHHHH!!! UN-INSANE-LIKE!!" everyone screamed.
"Sorry!!!!"
"Stop your blabbering and fight me!!" yelled BB.
"He has no patience..." Link said, shaking his head. BB just rolled his eye. Which looked friggin' weird if you were actually standing in front of him.
Everyone eventually beat BB into a black pulp of shtuff.
"HA! YOU'RE A BLACK PULP OF SHTUFF!" Nicole said, laughing at the defeated boss.
BB looked at them menacingly. With the last of his powers, he snapped his fingers and made them all dance the tango. Then he died. Wow, no detail at all:D;;
Link dipped Nicole, lifted her up, spun her and ended with a dramatic pose.
Hayarpi jumped up, Brian caught her, and he slowly brought her down to a dramatic pose.
Gilbert and Ines danced the waltz since they couldn't tango.
"That was weird..." Ines said.
"Ah, finally, the Shadow Temple is complete." Link said, relieved.
"Yes... next the Spirit Temple!" Gilbert pointed out.
"But first, off to the Chamber of Sages!" Nicole said.
Angel music is heard in the background.
"Huh?" everyone asked.
Just get on the stupid glowing blue thing!!
"Okay!" Link shouted at the ceiling... again.
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Everyone went to the glowing blue transporter, to the Chamber of Sages and saw Impa standing on her sage symbol. Impa and the heroes and heroines stared at eachother for a while when the Sage of Shadow finally said something.
"Good job, people. For your effort, I will give you this." Impa reached into her pocket to find nothing. "Hmm, strange..." she looked in her back pocket, and found nothing. Also, she searched for the medallion in her purse and backpack. "AHH, WHERE IS IT?!" Impa started to panic when she heard Ruto and Saria snickering. "Girls! Give it!"
"Finally, you've figured it out!" Saria laughed and tossed the Sage of Shadow the medallion.
"Nice plan, Saria." Ruto said.
Saria just grinned mischeviously.
Impa rolled her eyes and tossed the medallion to Link. "There. Now go rescue the princess! One more temple to go and then off to Ganon's place!"
"Thank ye!" Link said, catching the medallion and putting it in his dimensional bag.
"You all know what to do to get out of here, don't you?" Rauru asked.
"Yosh!" Nicole replied.
"Stop it with the SA2 rip-offs!!" Gilbert shouted.
"Hmm, nah."
Everyone jumped three times and landed on the warp symbol in front of the Shadow Temple. They decided that it was now a good time to go to Gerudo Valley. So, they headed out of Kakariko Village. Link played Epona's Song, Brian whistled 2 times, and Gilbert shook this little thing that made a thunder sound.
A pitch black horse and a reddish-brown horse came galloping from Lon Lon Ranch.
A horse with a brown coat with a white spot in the middle and another horse with a light-brown coat came from the direction of Lake Hylia.
Two horses, one white with black streaks and the other with a golden coat came galloping over from the middle of Hyrule Field.
"Maniac, my beloved horse! How art thou?" Nicole sweetly asked her pitch black stallion, scratching his neck and giving him a horse treat. He neighed happily in response and nuzzled Nicole's arm. "EEK, YOU ARE SO FRIGGIN' CUTE!!" She gave her horse a big hug.
"Crazy over horses..." Navi whispered.
"YES I AM!!" shouted the insane one.
Everyone finally mounted their horses after greeting them. Link decided by himself that he would lead everyone to Gerudo Valley. The order of horses were: Epona, Dash, Thunder, Streak, Raikou and Maniac.
Nicole was all the way in the back. Suddenly, a poe appeared out of nowhere in front of her.
"WHOA, MANIAC, STOP!!" Nicole yelled. Maniac stopped instantly. The poe was circling them.
'Ugh, I hate poes... they give me the creeps...' thought the horse.
"Stupid poe... darn, I can't see the group anymore!" Nicole said to herself. She took out her bow and arrow and quickly disposed of the poe. "There... Maniac, do you know the way?" Maniac just shook his head 'no'. The female warrior sighed. "Now, how will we get there..."
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"Where is she?" Link asked his friends, who were still mounted on their horses, just as he was. They had just arrived in Gerudo Valley.
"I don't know... do you think something happened to her?" asked the blue fairy.
"Wait, wasn't Nicole behind you, Brian?" Ines asked.
"Oh yeah... I saw from the corner of my eye that she had to stop. I thought she was following me." he replied.
"Let's wait... she'll come here soon..." Hayarpi reassured the others. "I hope..." she whispered the last part.
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Nicole was dozing off on Maniac. She had ridden all around Hyrule Field, wondering if anyone could give her directions. "Man, this sucks..." she muttered. From the corner of her eye, she could see an opening that lead to a place which looked like a desert. "Hey, I think that's it! Maniac, that way!" she led her horse to the opening and realized that it was the right path.
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"I hear hoofbeats." Gilbert said to the others.
He was right. A horses' hoofbeats could be heard. Every second, it became louder and louder.
"Maybe it's Nicole!" Hayarpi said, excitement filling her voice.
Sure enough, a pitch black stallion with a girl wearing all black on him entered Gerudo Valley.
"Nicole! What happened to you?" Ines asked her friend.
"Ehehe... we got attacked by a poe, then we got lost." she replied meekly.
"Ahh..." everyone understood and headed for the bridge leading to the other side.
"Oh great, just great! Now how will we get through?" Link asked, staring at the broken bridge in front of them.
'Woooooah...' thought Epona. '... I wonder if I can jump that? I might as well try!!' the wild horse backed up and broke into a full gallop, surprising her master.
"AHHH!!" Link screamed. "EPONA, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! STOP!! STOOOOOOP!!" Link cried, desperately trying to gain control of his horse.
'I CAN DO IT!!' was the last thought Epona thought before jumping the gap of the broken bridge, successfully landing on the other side.
Link made a dizzied face and fainted, falling off Epona.
"JEEZ, EPONA, YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA HIM!" Dash shouted in horse language from the other side of the bridge.
"WHOOPS!" Epona yelled back.
"YOU GO, GIRL!" Maniac screamed. Epona smiled at him. Dash nudged him, surprising both their owners.
"Ooookay, our horses must be having a conversation." Hayarpi said.
"Eyup." Said Nicole. "If Epona can do it, Maniac can too!" Maniac nodded and backed up. He burst into a full gallop and succesfully jumped over the bridge.
'All right!' thought the black horse.
"Yay! We made it through!" Nicole celebrated. She hopped off Maniac and went to Link, who was lying down on the floor. She kneeled by him. "Umm, Link? You okay?"
Link just lied there.
"Okay, guess not."
Suddenly, the green hero leaped up and shouted the words of the Pledge of Alligiance. Everyone sweatdropped and fell over.
"All right, then!" Nicole said. She faced the group on the other side of the bridge. "C'MON AND GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE!!"
Everyone on the other side nodded quickly and jumped over, one by one of course.
"So! Now that we're here, what do we do?" asked Brian.
"Continue on, of course!" said Navi.
So, everyone continued on and saw Gerudo Fortress. They decided that maybe they'd be safer on foot, so they put their horses in a certain place and dismounted. Everyone walked up the steps, and heard a whistle blow.
"Intruders!" yelled a Gerudo Gaurd.
Before they knew it, they were surrounded with other gaurds, pointing their spears at them. They saw a woman with fancier clothes talking with the woman who screamed 'Intruders'. She must have been the leader of the gaurds. Suddenly, two other women grabbed Link and dragged him away. Navi quickly hid in Link's hat. 4 more guards came and grabbed Brian and Gilbert, dragging them to the same place Link went.
"Uh oh... what will we do?" Ines whispered to Nicole.
"I don't know..." she replied, eyeing one of the gaurds which was staring at her threateningly.
"Let's just wait here and see what they want of us..." Hayarpi whispered to her two friends. They nodded.
"Well, well, well..." said the Gerudo Leader. "Who might these girls be?" The trio was quiet. "Speak!" yelled the Leader.
"My name is Ines..." said Ines, in her regular but somewhat firm tone.
"I am Hayarpi." Hayarpi said, no emotion showing in her voice.
"And my name is Nicole. What do you want with us? And where did you take the boys?!" Nicole practically screamed.
"No need to shout, young one. The boys were taken to... a safe place. Do not worry about them." replied the leader, who was still calm.
"What do you want with us?" Nicole repeated.
"You have guts, girl, to say that to the Gerudo Leader." said... well, the Gerudo Leader.
"Ha! You? The Gerudo Leader?" the guards gasped at the young warrior's words. "You ain't the leader! Nabooru is!"
Everyone but the trio gasped at this.
"WHAT'S WITH THE GASPING?" Hayarpi yelled.
"Ooookay..." Ines said.
"Anyway, how did you know about Nabooru?" asked the GL.
"Uuuumm..." Nicole tried to find an excuse. Suddenly, the excuse she always used in her child form hit her. "I have powers." she said, smirking. "And so do my friends here."
"Oh yeah, suuuuuure you do." said the GL, rolling her eyes.
Nicole knew that this time it was true. It was because of her 'game' knowledge and her Goddess Piece. "Ah, so you don't believe me? Watch this!"
"Uh oh..." mumbled Hayarpi and Ines.
Nicole pointed her finger at a large boulder and a silver beam came from the sky and destroyed it. The gaurds backed up a bit. And the GL gasped.
"Ladies!! Do you know who these people are?!" yelled the GL.
"Who?" asked a random guard.
"They are the three goddesses!! Disguising as humans!!"
Nicole, Hayarpi and Ines fell over. Nicole sent a telepathic message to her goddess. It went like this: 'Uhh, hi Keikya. Is it okay if we kinda impersonate the three goddesses?'
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In Keikya's Fountain, the goddess certainly got the message. "Impersonate the goddesses?! That's a weird question."
'I know, but still! We need to!'
"Ask the goddesses yourself."
'WHAT?!?!'
"You heard me! I'll connect you to them."
'But-'
Nicole's telepathic message was cut off by the sound of a click. Then, she heard an elegant voice answer.
"Hello, Nicole."
'U-uhh, hi. Who is this?'
"It's Nayru."
'Ehehe, hello...'
"Keikya connected me to you. Need anything?"
'Well... yeah... but...'
"But?"
'I don't think this is appropriate...'
"Oh Nicole, just tell me!"
Nicole mentally sighed. And don't ask how she could do that because I don't know either. 'All right. Is it okay if we impersonate you, Din and Farore? At least in front of the Gerudos?'
'Hello?'
"Umm... do you need it badly?"
'Yes! The girls and I are surrounded by a bunch of Gerudo gaurds! I showed them my goddess-given power and they thought the three of us were you!'
"Oh... fine, all right."
'THANK YOU!'
The line between them cut off.
"Umm, yes!! We are the three goddesses, Din, Nayru and Farore!" Nicole shouted to the Gerudos.
"Which one is which?" yelled a different guard.
"Uhh..."
"I am Nayru!" Ines yelled.
"And I am Din!" Hayarpi said.
Nicole looked at her two friends and they nodded. "And I'm Farore!"
"Then why aren't you wearing green?" GL asked.
"What?"
"I mean, Hayarpi and Ines are wearing their respective colors! I mean, Din and Nayru! Please forgive me!" GL bowed down and repeated the word 'sorry' in front of Hayarpi and Ines. They both sweatdropped.
"Well, uhh..." Nicole found an excuse again. "I have decided to become a beatnik!" Her two friends fell over at this.
Suddenly, a man wearing boxers ran by, screaming about the pens and pencils of the century. Everyone stared at the man until he ran off into the Haunted Wasteland.
"Umm..."
"All right, where were we?" asked GL.
"Uhh, you were about to give us a welcome-ing tour!" blurted Ines. Nicole and Hayarpi raised an eyebrow at her.
"Oh yes, of course! Follow me, Din, Nayru and Farore!" GL walked somewhere with the group of guards following her. The trio shrugged and followed.
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With the boys... and the fairy...
"Man, I can't believe this!!" Link shouted.
"Shut your trap!" Gilbert said. Navi just started flying around.
Brian sighed and sat down, leaning on the wall. "What do we do now?"
They were trapped in the Gerudo Prison. Link sighed also. "No means of escape except for the hole WAY above us and that window over there." Suddenly, he got an idea, which didn't really come often. "I know!"
"Oh my god, he got an idea!" Navi said. Link glared at her and swatted.
"What?" Brian and Gilbert asked simultaneously.
Link took out his longshot and aimed it at the wooden board on the window. He hooked at it and managed to get up to the window. "HAHAHA!!"
The two other men got out their longshots and followed Link. All three stood on the wooden board on the window. "Oh my god, Link! You actually had a VERY useful idea!" Gilbert said.
Link whacked him with his longshot. Then he rolled his eyes. "C'mon, let's go."
"WAIT!" yelled Brian. "How do we get down?" All three looked down, they were WAY up high. They all gulped.
"I can fly!" Navi said.
"DUH!!" shouted the men.
"Any ideas?" asked Brian.
"Well... I'M GOING FOR IT!" yelled Link as he prepared to jump down.
"ARE YOU CRAZY?!" Brian, Gilbert and Navi shouted.
"I GOT IT FROM NICOLE!" Link said, and jumped off. The others stared in horror, and watched Link plummet down when they heard a loud thud and a small whimper.
"Ouch..." Gilbert said.
"The paaaaain..." Link whispered. "I feel as if my legs are broken..." He managed to stand up and dust himself off. Then he shouted, "OKAY, YOUR TURN!!"
Navi just flew down and hovered next to Link.
"WHAT?! NO WAY, JOSE!!" yelled the others.
"OH, FINE THEN!" Link started to walk casually away when a pair of arms grabbed him from behind. Again, Navi quickly hid in his hat. "Wha--" The Hero of Time was cut off as a hand covered his mouth. Something sharp poked his back. Then he froze.
"Now, how did you get out of the prison?" wondered the guard out loud. "Oh well. TAKE HIM AWAY!!" 4 guards came and dragged Link to the prison. Navi flew out before he was tossed into the square hole and landed with a thud on his back.
"You're such an idiot." Brian mumbled, shaking his head. The blue fairy hovered down where the men were.
"I know, he's been an idiot ever since I first met him." said the fairy. Link glared at her again and she smiled.
"Don't tell us, you forgot that guards were there." Gilbert asked.
"... Eh... yeah..." Link grumbled, moving over to his side. "And my back and legs hurt like hell."
"Hell hurts?" asked Brian.
"SHADDAP."
"I wonder if the girls forgot about us..." Gilbert asked himself.
Link stood up again and dusted himself off. He walked over to a wall and sat down, leaning against it. "I wonder what they're doing now..."
"They're probably trying to find us..." Brian said.
"Yeah." they all agreed.
However, Navi knew better than that...
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With the girls...
"All right, Tila, enough fanning." Nicole said. The guard who was holding a fan bowed at the warrior and left. Nicole was lying on a small egyptian-like couch, and so was Ines and Hayarpi.
"Girls, leave us alone for a while." said Ines, shooing the gaurd who was giving her a back massage. All the guards nodded and left.
"I have a feeling we forgot something..." Hayarpi said, flipping over to her stomach and crossing her legs.
"I know, me too..." said Nicole, folding her hands on her stomach, and crossing her legs on the couch.
"What could it be?" Ines asked, putting her hands behind her head, letting one leg dangle on the couch. There was a small moment of silence.
"OH MY GOD!!" Nicole shouted, sitting upright. "THE BOYS!"
"OH YEAH!!" the girls screamed.
"How could we forget about them?"
"I dunno, but I'll call the guards. GUARDS!!" Nicole screamed. The guards came rushing in. "Remember those men who you have taken away?"
"Oh yes, do you want us to punish them for crossing into our land?" asked a random.
"NO!!" yelled Nicole, Ines and Hayarpi at the same time.
"Uhh, bring them in here." Hayarpi requested.
"Okay." The guards left.
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With the boys...
Link was asleep against the wall. Navi was hovering right in front of Link. Brian was pacing around the room. Gilbert was looking at his watch.
"Jeez, when will he wake up?!" Brian whispered harshly to Gilbert.
"How am I supposed to know?!" he whispered back.
"Try again." Navi suggested.
Brian and Gilbert walked over to Link and started shaking him VERY VIOLENTLY. He continued to sleep.
"WAKE UP, LINK!" Navi, Gilbert and Brian yelled at the Hero of Time. Link just grumbled and turned his head.
"GAH!" Navi said, and started whacking Link. He still wouldn't wake up.
'Wow, heavy sleeper...' Brian thought.
"Is he always like this?" Gilbert asked.
"Eh, yeah, even when I first met him. He wouldn't wake up!" Navi said. "After many, many whacks, he finally did."
An explosion was heard from one of the walls and smoke filled the room. When it cleared, the boys saw a bunch of Gerudo guards. Navi hid in Link's hat again. "Hey, boys! The Three Goddesses have something to discuss to you." said GL, who was with them the whole time. 2 guards each grabbed one boy, and they even grabbed Link, who was still sleeping.
They dragged them to the main chamber. Then they threw them on the floor, in front of a curtain. That was when Link finally woke up.
"FINALLY!!" Gilbert and Brian shouted at Link.
"Huh?"
"Don't talk out of line!" yelled a guard and whacked them on the head with her spear.
They rubbed their heads and the curtains opened to reveal Nicole, Ines and Hayarpi standing up, in really fancy clothing. Hayarpi was wearing red, Ines, blue, and Nicole, green.
"I have to wear green?" Nicole whispered to Ines.
"Shush, you're representing Farore, of course you have to wear green!" she whispered back.
The boys' eyes widened at this. Navi flew out quietly and sat silently on Link's shoulder. She knew what was going on.
"Oh fine..." Nicole said. Ines ahemed and started talking in an elegant but firm tone. "Hello, boys- er, I mean, men! I am the goddess, Nayru."
"I am Din." said Hayarpi, using the same tone.
"And I am Farore." said Nicole, using the same tone.
"WHAT?! NO--" Link said, but was hushed as Nicole glared at him threatiningly. She seemed to say, 'I'll hurt you if you say anything' with her eyes. Link gulped and looked innocently at Nicole, who immediately smiled.
"So anyway, I heard you were sneaking onto Gerudo grounds, is that it?" Nicole asked, eyeing Link, who was looking around nervously.
There was silence.
"Speak! Or off with your head!!" Hayarpi yelled, making a hand motion in which she used a finger to pretend she's slashing her head off. Everyone looked at her. Hayarpi also looked around nervously.
"I always heard Din was a pyro and crazy..." whispered a random guard to another.
"Well, I guess it's true." whispered back the other Gerudo.
"Uh, excuse my sister." Ines said. "Now, you were summoned here because... uh, how should I put this? You have been released from Gerudo captivity."
"In other words, you're free." Nicole said. Ines glared.
"WOO HOO!!" shouted the boys, and ran off to find the exit.
"Um, our stay has been too long, we must go!" Nicole said. The other girls nodded, and ran off to find their battle clothes. Soon they found them, changed, and ran off to find the boys.
"WE ARE BLESSED BY THEIR PRESENCE!" yelled GL and everyone cheered, although the three "goddesses" already left.
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With the girls...
"HEY! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!" yelled Nicole to the boys, who were running ahead. They stopped immediately.
"THANK YOU FOR FREEING US!!" Link yelled, jumping up and hugging Nicole. She just let him hang onto her.
"No problem. Now, we need to free the carpenters!" Nicole said, trying to stay standing as Link hugged her and tossed her around.
"Carpenters? The carpenters are in there?" Link asked, letting Nicole go.
"Yeah."
"Hey, you know, we could just ask the Gerudos to free the carpenters." Ines said.
"OH YEAH!" Nicole and Hayarpi shouted.
Shadow the Hedgehog ran by with a picture in his hands, as Sonic the Hedgehog was following closely behind him. "SHADOW!! GIMME THAT!!" Sonic screamed.
"CATCH ME FIRST!" yelled the black hedgehog and dissapeared into the Haunted Wasteland, being followed by Sonic.
The group fell silent.
"Why is everyone running to the Haunted Wasteland?" Navi asked.
Everyone shrugged. "Oh well, let's just get this over with." Nicole said. "GUARDS!!" 5 guards came out.
"Yes, Farore, Goddess of Courage?" asked a random.
"Okay, um, you've caught carpenters on your land, right?" asked the brunnette, also known as Nicole.
"Yes ma'am."
"Could you let them free?"
"Of course." The guards ran in and freed the people. 4 carpenters came running out, and into the Haunted Wasteland. Again, the group watched as they disappeared from view.
"Hey, you know what? Would you be nice enough to release ALL of your prisoners?" Hayarpi asked as sweetly as she could.
"Anything for the Goddesses." said another random. They ran into the Fortress again, and 10 minutes later, they could hear rumbling sounds. Huge amounts of men started running out of the Gerudo Fortress. One man almost knocked Link over and another man almost stepped on Navi. 30 minutes of running men later, they all finally dissapeared.
"JEEZ!! How many men did you catch sneaking onto Gerudo Grounds?!" asked Ines.
"Well, about 384, last time I checked." said a guard, scratching her head in thought. The group of warriors fell over.
"Ehehe, okay then!" Gilbert said, grinning.
"BE QUIET!" yelled a guard, pointing her spear towards his neck.
Gilbert sweatdropped. "Yes ma'am..." he replied quietly.
The girls smiled at this. "NOW YOU KNOW THE TRUE POWER OF GIRL POWER!!" Nicole yelled. She and the other woman high-fived.
The guards also smiled, and the one with the spear lowered her weapon. Then she spoke again. "I suggest that you should see our true Leader, the exalted Nabooru. She dwells in the Spirit Temple, off in the Haunted Wasteland."
"All right, thanks a lot!" Hayarpi thanked them.
The guards bowed again. "We are honored with your presence..."
"Uh, thanks! Bye!" said Ines as they walked towards where their horses were.
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"That was sure strange..." Link said, rubbing his head.
"How can they mistake you for the Goddesses?" Brian asked.
"I showed them my power." Nicole said, and smiled.
"Oh." everyone said at the same time.
"No wonder..." Brian murmured.
"HEY!" Navi shouted.
"Yeah?" Ines said.
"How could you forget me and the boys when we were in the prison?!" asked the blue fairy.
"We... forgot..." said the girls. The boys and Navi fell over.
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Hey! Finally, the end of the chapter! I hope you liked it!
Link/Niagra: PARAGRAPHS!!!
I know. Tell me if you like this format, or if you like script form better. I personally like this format... (shrug) Don't ask why. So anyway, please R+R!!
(revision note: xD;;;;;...)
- L-Gurl aka LilFilipinoGurl, Link and Niagra