A/N: I do not own any of the WWE superstars. Their names were used for entertainment purposes only. (WOW! NO smart-ass comment!)

A/N: Our first day in the land of magic begins. I have a feeling things aren't going to go so great!

Never-Never Land

Everyone was already awake before anyone's alarm went off. Kurt was running the house singing M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. Luke finally had Rock in the Walls of Jericho and wasn't releasing his hold. The Dudley's were eating and Stephanie was still a sleep. I found my blue submit tank top and a pair of blue jogging pants. I put my Olympic gold medal replica around my neck and walk off in the living area to get everyone' attention.

Kurt: Hey! We match!

Casey: That's what I was going for silly. I sure am glad you aren't wearing a tank top though.

Kurt: I couldn't find mine.

Casey: We are going to just walk over to Magic Kingdom. Let's go!

We all run out the doors and down the cement path to Magic Kingdom. We walked in the front gates and it was just like the commercial. Balloons went off above us and there were millions of things to do!
Casey: Kurt, come on there's Mickey

Kurt: Yeah!

We run over to where he was standing and Kurt had his picture taking with him. Kurt was talking but Mickey wasn't talking back. He would just give him that stupid goofy grin and wave. Kurt wasn't so impressed so he put Mickey in The Ankle Lock an then Angle slammed him.

Casey: Damn! I didn't see that coming!

Kurt: He is an asshole. You would think superstars would like their fans!

T-Boy, Bubba, and Spike had found poor Cinderella and we taking turns putting her threw tables. I thought I would take Kurt to go watch. When we walked up things did not look to good for Cinderella. Bubba had climbed to the top of Magic Mountain with her. T-boy and Spike had stacked 6 tables on top of each other. Bubba did The Bubba Bomb all the way through the wood. It looked like mini toothpicks went flying everywhere.

Casey: Well, this sure is starting off great!

The Rock: The Rock wants to see Donald Duck

Kurt: yeah lets go see Donald Duck!

Casey: OK as long as Kurt doesn't hurt any more people.

T-Boy, Bubba, and Spike came running up grinning from ear to ear.

Spike: Cinderella Got WOOD!

The Rock: The Rock saw, Jabronie. This isn't football we don't need a play by play. Now whose candyass is going to see Donald duck with THE ROCK!
Casey: OK, Rocky. Let's go find Donald.

We all walk away from the poor carnage in front of us off to find Donald Duck when T-Boy distracted us when we started to pass Never-Never Land.

T-boy: PETER PAN!

The Rock: We are going to see Donald Duck, damn it!
T-Boy: It's right here! PLEASE! PLEASE! I want to see Tinker bell!

Casey: Rocky, it's on the way. We will go see Donald Duck after this.

The Rock: Since when does The Rock care what you think? We are going to see Donald Duck and that's the bottom line because…

Casey: Rock that's Austin's line.

The Rock: Oh!

Casey: Rock, we are going to Never-Never land and you are too! Let's Go!

T-Boy: YEAH! (Takes off running up the ladder to the tree house)

Everyone follows behind her. Rock is still griping about not going to see Donald. When we all arrive in the tree house something weird happens. We were all transformed into characters from the story. Spike was Peter Pan, I was Wendy, Rock was John, Bubba was Mike, T-Boy and Luke were both lost boys, and Kurt was Tinker Bell!

The Rock: HA! Look, Kurt is TWINKERBELL!
Kurt: Shut-up, Rocky! I can fly!

The Rock: We can all fly, Jabronie! We are in Never-Never land!

Casey: This is odd! I sure didn't see this coming. Oh god if I'm Wendy then I have to kiss…

Kurt: SPIKE!

Spike: blushes

Casey: Dresses suck!

T-Boy: HA! HA!

Luke: So, we just get to fly around in Never-Never Land or do we get to see Hook?

Casey: Hold on. I'm thinking what to write next.

~*PETER PANNNNNN!!~*

Every one looks out the window of tree into the lake. There is a huge boat with a Christian fish on the sail. There is a dark man standing on the front of the boat and his right hand is missing. Instead of a hand he has a wooden cross.

Luke: I don't think the tree house is by the lake!

Casey: Shut-up, dork chop. I can't remember how the story goes.

Devon: TESTIFY

Spike: That scares the shit out of me!

T-Boy: But your Peter Pan! You can't be scared! We have to fight him. (Opens a chest which holds 3 machine guns, an AK47, 2 bazookas, and a cannon)

Bubba: (eyes popping out of his head all Psycho like Bubba does) I'm going to send him to meet his maker now! (Grabs a machine gun and throws 2 rounds around each shoulder. Grabs black shoe polish and rubs underneath his eyes) Sprinkle me with some bust, twinker bell!

Kurt: IT'S TINKER BELL!

Bubba: Whatever, Twinker Bell, just do it.

Kurt grabs the bag that is around his waist. He grabs out a box that says "Powdered Milk". He sprinkles some on Bubba. Bubba starts to float slowly but is too heavy and the force of his weight knocks him down again. So Kurt grabs another box and adds that one him but it still doesn't help. He then adds every box of powered milk he has until he has no more. Bubba still isn't flying.

Kurt: Damn it! That's all I got!

Bubba: Um, we will just shoot from the trees then. Everyone grab some ammo and follow me!

Spike: There is more pixie dust outside. Someone just dropped off a Powdered Milk truck.

Kurt runs outside and hooks a hose up to the truck. He runs the hose in the window and turns the truck on. After the first tank of powdered milk is used bubba begins to fly. Everyone else had started flying a long time ago.

Luke: Let's get him.

The Rock: Knock yourself out! You can be The Rock's test dummy.

Luke: OK!

Luke flies out the window and get shot by a cannon and falls into the water. Brock the crock with the ticking clock then comes up and eats him.

All: EWW!!

Casey: We need a plan! Spike, your supposed to be Peter Pan do something.

Spike flies down and kisses me.

Spike: I wanted to get that out of he way.

Casey: Um, OK then.

The Rock: How about we just shot a cannon ball at him and blow him up.

Bubba: Nah that's too easy! I want to wipe his blood on my face!

The Rock: Bubba, I know this great Dr.

T-Boy: Rocky, you, Casey, and Twinker Bell take the front window. The rest of us will take the back. We can just fire away and see what happens.

Casey: Sounds like a plan to me.

Kurt: I'm not killing anyone!

Casey: You either shot the AK47 or I feed you to Brock!

Kurt: OK! OK!

Devon: Peter Pan! You better TESTIFY!

The Rock: Shoot that Rocky Poo piece of crap!
They all starting blasting away towards the ship. The Bullets just seem to be bouncing off of the ship and scattering in a million directions.

The Rock: Fuck! I shot myself!

T-Boy: Loser!

Bubba: There seems to be some sort of forced field around his ship.

Casey: Yeah I think it's the light at the end of the tunnel. How are we going to kill him with that?

Spike: We have to deactivate it!
The Rock: The Rock is proud of you, Jabronie! Did you think of that all by yourself (winces in pain from the bullet in his leg)

Casey: What makes the light go away?

T-Boy: The dark?

Casey: Yeah but I don't understand. Where the hell are we going to get a jar of darkness?

Spike: Right here!

He breaks the glass on a break in case of emergency thing. Inside the glass case is a small jar with "DARKNESS" written on it in white letters.

Casey: I shouldn't have asked!
Spike grabs the jar and Bubba's hand. They fly out the window and drop the jar of darkness but it falls in the water and Brock eats it.

The Rock: Great job, Jabronies! That was the last jar! (Winces in pain)

Just to everyone's surprise Brock swims over to the boat tries to come on board. The jar of darkness could reach from inside his stomach. The force field shuts down and the whole ship disappears. We are all transformed back into our clothes and standing outside the tree house.

Casey: That didn't end like I thought it would. Oh well let's go back to the hotel room! We are going to see the other half tomorrow!

The Rock: God damn it! I shot myself in the leg and I still didn't get to see Donald Duck! (passes out from the amount of blood lost)