Sorry for not updating, it's just that I don't feel like working on this fic anymore... (sigh)
(revision note: oh my gosh! i was in a slump?! xD)
Oh yeah, and by the way: I'm sorry but I'm not excepting any requests to be in this fic. It's not an interactive one. I'm real sorry if I disappointed some of you, because I mean, it would kind of mess up the flow and I already planned out the future chapters. Does this site even allow cameos anymore? Besides, it's almost the end of it.
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Chapter 22: Now THIS is a short chappy! Argh!
Everyone walked along, Link and Navi ahead of Nicole, Hayarpi, Ines, Brian and Gilbert. Link, even though he felt bad for his dramaticness, was still kinda angry at them and Navi suggested that they should take a nice long walk before going to the temple.
The blue fairy looked towards Link. "Um, are you ready to go on?" she asked in a low voice.
"Yes." Link replied gruffly. "I'm still not talking to them though."
Nicole narrowed her eyes at him. 'I'm getting real pissed off on how he's acting... he knows we were just kidding...' she thought angrily to herself.
'Yeah Nicole, but do you know how you'd feel if you were teased like that over and over again?'
'Navi, don't tap into my thoughts!'
'Sorry.'
"Navi, ask them if they're ready." said Link as he took out his ocarina.
"(sigh) You guys ready?"
"Yeah." everyone placed their hands on Link's shoulder lightly and he played the Requiem of Spirit. In a flash of orange, they were gone.
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In another flash of orange, they reappeared standing on the warp pad in the Desert Colossus. Everyone quickly withdrew their hands from Link's shoulders and unsheathed their swords. The Hylian put away his ocarina and headed for the temple, everyone else following closely behind.
As they neared the temple, they slowed down a bit and walked inside. They went to the left and in front of the small hole was a woman, with pink fluffy clothing, red hair and dark skin. No doubt she was Gerudo.
"Uh oh..." Brian murmured.
The woman turned around and was shocked for a split second when she saw the 6 pre-teens staring at her. She didn't say a word.
"o.o... Um, should we say hi?" asked Ines.
The woman suddenly started to speak up. "What do you want?" she said in a kind of harsh tone.
"U-umm..."
'Think of an excuse!' Navi said, MTTing Nicole.
'Oh... um...'
"We're just here to look around, no biggie..." Nicole said suddenly.
The Gerudo raised an eyebrow and her tone softened. "So you have nothing to do?"
"Um, no...?"
"Okay, then can you help me out? I'm trying to get some treasures on the other side of this hole thingy... I can't fit inside it, I'm too big. But it looks like you guys can fit in it."
Nicole looked at her friends. They shrugged. She looked towards Link. He looked away.
"I don't care what you decide..." he said, obviously still angry.
"-.-;;; Grr..." Nic looked towards the woman. "Fine."
"Great! My name is Nabooru and I'm the leader of the Gerudos."
"Oh yeah, you're NaBOOOru!" Nicole said, "Nice to meet you!" she took her hand and shook it.
Nabooru sweatdropped. "Um, right back 'atcha!" she pulled away from Nicole's hand. "So anyway, I'm looking for silver gauntlets. If you can find them and give 'em to me, I'll get you something cool."
"Uh, okay..."
Everyone just stood there for a bit.
"HURRY UP!!"
"YES MA'AM!!" they all said and crawled through the hole one by one. They entered a room with fire keese and those spiky metal thingies crawling around.
"All right people, let's get to work!" Navi said. Everyone walked through the temple, unlocking everything they could, defeating enemies, climbing walls, discovering secrets and all that. Even through all that, Link still didn't say anything.
Soon, they came to some sort of throne room with columns and a metal suit holding an axe sitting on a plain brick throne.
"Um, okaaay..." Hayarpi said.
"So what's this?" asked Brian, nearing the suit and looking over it. Everyone also neared the suit.
Link flicked his finger on the metal. "It's hollow, Navi. Tell the others that this suit is hollow."
Nicole rolled her eyes at him. "We heard that, fairy boy." Link growled at her and she smirked.
"I thought you guys were best friends..." said Navi.
"..." Link looked away.
Nicole sweatdropped, waving her hand. "Well, we all are, but I guess not right now."
"Oh okay..."
Link's eyebrows furrowed. Hearing that made a his heart twinge a little.
... He wanted his best friends back!
The Hylian unsheathed his sword. "All right, enough playing around! What do we do with this thing?!"
Ines looked at him. "You're speaking to us again?"
He sweatdropped. "Yeah, I decided that it's stupid to just ignore you guys while we have a princess to rescue."
"Oh okay!"
"YAY!" the earthlings yelled as they hugged Link.
"HOLY CRAP, YOU SQUEEZE HARD!! LEGGO!!! LEGGOOOO!!!" he pleaded.
"Sorry!!" they let go.
"Yay! You guys are friends again!" Navi said.
They all grinned. "WEEEE!"
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Five minutes later...
"Um, so anyway, what do we do with this thingy?" Gilbert asked after five minutes of apologizing to Link for the insults and being mean, and Link apologizing to them for acting dramatic and ignoring them and saying incorrect things.
Nicole grinned like an idiot. "THIS!!" she jumped up and smacked the suit straight across the head with the hilt of her sword. The suit started moving and stood up, axe in it's hand.
"Holy crap!" they all yelled, running away from it.
"AAAAUUUUUUGGGHHH!!!" it groaned loudly, stomping towards them. The team was too terrified to do anything so they just backed up away from it. Soon, they were backed up into a corner.
"What a stupid thing to do!!" Navi scolded them.
"Hey! At least you can FLY!!" they yelled back.
"Oh yah."
"AAAUUUUGGGHHHH!!!" the suit, or Iron Knuckle, groaned. It lifted up it's axe, ready to strike them. The team stood still. Suddenly, the suit twitched and it lowered it's axe. He smiled at them. "Ooooh, SCARED of me, yesh?" he asked.
They nodded. The suit grinned widely and started swinging his axe wildly, and he sort of danced too.
"WEEE, SOMEONE'S SCARED OF ME!! WEE, SOMEONE'S SCARED OF MEEE!! MUAHAHHA!!!!" he shouted, dancing like a moron.
"Pst, this is your chance to attack!!" Navi whispered harshly to them. They nodded and stood around the suit, who was still dancing. He stopped and stared at them. "Hmm?"
"DIIIEEEE!!!" they screamed, hacking at the suit madly with their swords.
"ACKK!!! OWWW, THE PAIN I AM EXPERIENCING!!!" he shouted, waving his arms. While doing that, the axe flew out of his hands and he was unarmed. Everyone grinned and continued to slash at the suit.
"NOOOO!!! THOU HAS defeated ME!!! WAAAAAHHHHHhhhh..." said the suit as it... um, died and it turned into ashes.
"YAY!! WE WON!! MMM HMM, DO THE BOOGIE!!!" shouted Nicole, jumping up on the throne and boogie-ing.
"o.O;;;"
"Uuuuhhm, yeeeaaahhh..." said Brian.
"Ooooh yeah! We're the best! Yep!" she cheered.
"C'mon, the door behind the throne opened! Let's go!" Link said.
"YESH!!" Nicole bolted out the door and everyone sweatdropped. They followed her out and were lead outside onto one of the hands of the statue on the temple.
"Only one chest?" Gilbert asked, staring at the single chest.
"Well, yeah... I guess..." Hayarpi said.
"Who should open it and keep what's inside?" asked Ines.
Brian gestured towards Link. "Him."
"What? Why me?"
Nicole posed. "BECAUSE 'TIS DESTINYYYYYYY!!!!"
"O.O;; Oookay, I guess I shall!" Navi nodded and she and Link advanced towards the chest. As Link was opening the chest, Navi peered inside and Link took out a pair of gauntlets. Silver gauntlets. "Hey, cool! Navi, is this what Nabooru was looking for?"
"Yup! Those are Silver Gauntlets. It grants the wearer with the strength of many men!"
"How many men?"
"Many!!"
"How many?!"
"Many!!"
"HOW MANY?!"
"MANY, DARN YOU!"
"... How many?"
"Many."
"Oh okay!"
Everyone fell over. "Jeezus Link!!" Nicole said.
"Hehe."
They heard a blood curdling scream from behind them and they all ran to the edge of the hand to peer down. Nabooru was being sucked into some kind of purple portal and two witches were flying around her. That was obviously black magic.
"YOU GUYS! HELP MEEE!!" yelled Nabooru, spotting the team all the way up on the hand of the statue.
"Oh crap, what'll we do?!" Link panicked.
"We can't do anything now..." said Hayarpi.
"YOU GUYS, GET YOUR BUTTS DOWN HERE AND HELP ME, DARN IT!!!" Nabooru shouted.
"O.O WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING NOW!!" Gilbert shouted back.
"WE'RE SOOORRY!!" the team screamed.
"It's okay!" said Nabooru. "Okay then, WILL SOMEBODY ELSE HELP ME OUT OF THIS PORTAL?!"
"Oh shaddap, stupid girl!!" one of witches screeched. "You'll attract attention, stupid Gerudo!"
Nabooru gasped. "HOW DARE YOU INSULT GERUDOS!! I DON'T CARE ABOUT GANONDORF BECAUSE HE'S AN IDIOT, BUT I DO CARE ABOUT THE OTHERS!! I'LL SLAP YOU GUYS SILLY WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE!!"
"Ha! Who said that you were gonna get out of here anyway?" asked Kotake, one of witches. Nabooru was fully sucked into the purple portal and then she disappeared.
"Shoot!!" yelled Hayarpi.
"Now what?" Nicole asked.
"We hafta get outta here, there's nothing else to do!" said Navi.
"All right, les' go!"
Everyone ran to the entrance of the temple. Navi told them that they have to go to the Temple of Time and become adults again. So, Link played the Prelude of Light and then they appeared in the temple.
"Dang. L-Gurl is feeling lazy now, huh?" Brian asked.
Yep! I wanna get this darn story finished!! This was like, my first fic and it's STILL not done! And I've ALREADY got 11 stories! Jeebus!! MUST... FINISH... STOOORY...
"O.o;;" everyone sweatdropped.
"Oookay!" said Ines.
"C'mon! Like L-Gurl said, and I quote, 'MUST... FINISH... STOOORY...'" said Navi.
"Yah!" everyone yelled back.
"MAYONNAISE!!" Nicole screamed. Everyone backed away from her.
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Dang, now THIS was a short chapter. SAVE ME FROM LAZINESS, ANYONE!!!! AACCCCKKKKK!!!!!
(sob)
- L-Gurl
P.S. - I'm really getting tired of this story... -.-;;; And this short chapter probably won't make up for the long time you guys have been waiting... FORGIVE MEEEE! (Readers: NO!) (sob)
And I'm LOSING MY TOUCH! AHHHHHHHHHHH! MUST RESTORE INSANITY!! (sobs and falls over)