Dude!! The TWENTY-FIFTH CHAPTER! (revision note: 24th) (Sorry for the month's wait!)
Niagra/Link: OH HAPPY DAY!
Hey, you guys haven't been talking much.
Niagra: Yeah, because you forgot about us.
I did?
Link: ... Yeah.
Oh! Sorry!
Link: Ah, s'okay.
Anyway, hope ya enjoy this new chappy! Oh! And before I go on, I'd really like to thank "Kiyoko Hayami" for giving me ideas for past chapters when I had writer's block! Props to you, girl! (o.O) Thanks a bunch for helping me out. :D
Okay! Here we go!
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Chapter 24: They've beaten Twinrova and completed the Spirit Temple. :D
Everyone was cantering on their horses to Gerudo Valley.
"Man, Link!" said Gilbert, "You could've just used the Requiem of Spirit or Farore's Wind to warp us to the temple!"
Link grinned. "Yeah, I know, but I feel that we haven't ridden our horses for a while now."
Hayarpi scratched her hand with one hand while the other was holding the reins. "Actually yeah, that's right."
"WEEEEEEE!!!" Nicole shrieked while riding ahead of them with Maniac.
Navi sweatdropped. "I'm so glad her insanity returned!"
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At Gerudo Valley...
"Yay!! We're here!" said Nicole as the 7 of them entered Gerudo Territory.
"Oh yeah!" said Link, "The other reason I wanted us to ride our horses is because I wanted us to jump the broken fence thingy! I mean, the first time I did it, I wasn't paying attention much!"
"... Okay." Ines said.
"MOTHER OF PEEEEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRRLLLLLLLL!!!!" Nicole yelled as Maniac jumped the bridge. "WEEE HEE HEEEE!!!"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!" yelled Link as he also jumped the bridge with Epona.
"SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKS!!" yelled Gilbert.
"CRAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!" yelled Ines.
"FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!!!" Hayarpi yelled.
"DONUUUUUUUUUUUUTS!!" yelled Brian.
"You're all so weird." Navi said.
"Oh c'mon, Navi!" said Link, "Be insane! Like us!"
"NO WAY! There is NO way that I'll be risking MY sanity! (I might try to later, but who knows!)"
"But..."
"NO!"
"YES FAIRY GODMOTHER!!"
"O.o My point exactly."
Soon enough, everybody got to the Spirit Temple again.
"WE CAN GO KICK BUTT NOW!!" yelled Ines. Everyone grinned widely, and they entered the temple and stopped at the huge black block.
"So..." murmured Brian.
"Uhh..." muttered Hayarpi.
"PUSH IT, ESTÚPIDO!" Nicole shouted to Link. He screamed like a little girl and then pushed the block with all his Hylian might.
"Push, Link! Push!" shrieked Navi. Everyone stared at her. "What? That sounded wrong, didn't it?"
"YEAH, YOU FAIRY BIZNATCH!" hollered someone. Tinkerbell flew down the ceiling of the Temple. "I've waited all my life to challenge you to a rematch!"
"... Okay."
"HEY! I pushed the block and now there's a passage! Oh joy!" Link did a little dance.
"CHALLENGE ME!"
"Heh, where's your little weird looking boyfriend, Tinker-girl?"
"HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND! AND YOUR BOYFRIEND LOOKS MORE WEIRD THAN PETER DOES!"
"... Wait, you think LINK is my boyfriend? YOU'RE SO ICKY!!"
Link raised an eyebrow and ran around screaming. "AHHHHHHHH!"
"Yup, Link! He's your boyfriend!"
"He is not my boyfriend!"
"Yeah he is!"
"No he isn't!"
"Yeah he is!"
"No he isn't!"
"Yeah he is!"
"YOU ARE SUCH A LITTLE WEIRDO!" Navi lunged at Tinkerbell and they had a one on one fight that lasted a few minutes.
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A few minutes later...
"EEK!" shrieked a little voice as she was thrown to the side. Navi emerged from the cloud of smoke. "Hah! I won again, "BIZNATCH"! HWA HWA HWA!" Navi did a little dance.
Tinkerbell's eyes filled with tears. "I'LL GET YOO FOR THIS, NAVI!" then she flew off crying like an idiot.
The humans stayed where they were and raised an eyebrow. Link was already looking around in the next room. Navi was panting and she landed on Nicole's shoulder. "I won. "
"Great! Now let's finish this dungeon." Everyone nodded and joined Link in the next room.
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One and a half hours later...
We see the 7 heroes and heroines running around in a huge chamber. A gigantic statue of some kind of Sand Goddess was in the center of the room, and a few stairs with some doors were there too.
"Where do we go, where do we go?!" Ines asked as they looked around.
"How am I supposed to know?!" said Gilbert. She'd just been hugging his arm.
"Let's try that door!" Hayarpi pointed to a door above some stairs on the left.
"Okay," said Link, "but how do we get to that door?"
"Uh... we go up the stairs!"
"How do we get to the stairs?"
She walked over to the platform and looked around. "Oh! Oh! We can use the HOOKSHOT TARGET!"
"... Okay!" Everyone hookshot-ed up there and ran up the stairs to the next room.
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Two more hours later...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" everyone screamed while they fell down the hole. They landed with a 'thud' on the huge, circular platform that they had just lowered. It was hanging by chains that were attached to the ceiling above them. Everyone looked up.
"Those chains better not break or we're dead," said Hayarpi. Everyone nodded.
Brian looked in front of him and saw the huge face of the Sand Goddess. "What the heck is that?!"
"Whoa! We're like, in front of it!" Nicole said like a surfer-dude.
"Yes Nicole. We're in front of it." Link nodded.
She walked over to him and pinched his cheeks. "Ah Link, you're so kawaii!"
Link ignored the fact that he didn't know what "kawaii" meant. "Why thank you."
Navi suddenly screamed. "... Argh! We're back in this room again?" she asked restlessly. Everyone stared at her and then realized that they were back in the huge chamber.
"Well, I guess we are! (Wow that sounded corny, but anyway...) But I think we're supposed to do something this time..." Nicole started thinking! Oh my! XD
"I know! I'll use my NEW MIRROR SHIELD!!" Link yelled, lifting up his new shield.
Everyone sighed. "Yay."
"Aww, why the sad faces?"
"How come you get a new shield?" Brian said, poking it.
"Be happy that the shields you got while you were a kid are metal, big enough for an adult, and long-lasting! My shield was wood, had way too many cuts and stuff, and was falling apart by the time I pulled the Master Sword out of its pedestal!"
"Dang you talk too much."
Link took his child shield out of his dimensional pocket and chucked it off the platform they were on. "Don't need it anymore."
"NOOOO!!!" the Earthlings yelled. They peered over the edge and saw the Deku Shield fall to the ground WAAAY below them. It landed with a thud and broke into several small pieces.
"Wow. It //is// worthless," said Ines.
"You can always buy a new one later anyway!" said Gilbert.
"I don't need a new one!" said Link, "I have my two shields!"
Gilbert blinked. "Ah hah."
"So what do we do here again?" Nicole asked. She had stopped thinking. Thinking made her head hurt... a lot.
"As I said before," Link... uh... said. "I will use my NEW MIRROR SHIELD!" he whipped out the nice new shield he had and reflected the sunlight above them onto the face of the sand goddess. It melted (or something) away and a passage was revealed!
"Yay! Go Linky-poo!" everyone screamed. They all hookshot-ed to the circular door behind the face and entered.
"Uh... whoa." said Link, looking around. "Isn't this a room where we fight an Iron Knuckle?"
Nicole ran over and covered Link's mouth. "Leenky! Shh, don't give those witches any ideas!"
"... Mmmpfh?"
"MWEE HEE HEE HEE!" screeched Kotake, appearing in a swirl of red smoke. "Good idea, boy!"
"KWEE HEE HEE HEE!!" Koume shrieked; her wicked, high pitched laugh filled the room. "Come on, Iron Knuckle!" The two witches created a ball of black light, and in a flash, an Iron Knuckle appeared out of nowhere. "Take care of these pesky... uh... people things for us!" Koume said.
Nicole pointed at both of them, threw her head back and laughed. "Hah! You're too lazy to take care of us yourselves!"
Kotake sneered and nodded at her sister. "Let's go!" They both disappeared in a flash of blue and red.
Link unsheathed his sword and went into a battle position. "Come on, guys! It looks like we have our hands full again!"
"That was so incredibly corny!" Ines snickered, also unsheathing her sword.
"I know!"
"And why was that?"
"I don't know!"
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An hour later...
The seven appeared in the final boss room, part of their clothing ripped and torn from the last fight. Link huffed and tried to keep his shirt on; it was falling apart. "I hate Iron Knuckles... especially when a really strong mind-controlled Nabooru is in them..."
Everyone looked at him. "Heh, and you think we don't?"
"... Eh..."
Navi stared at them in their condition. "You guys don't look ready for a boss fight. Do you need to rest?"
Brian sighed. "We're in the boss room, Navi. Where will we rest?"
The blue fairy winked, and pulled something that looked like a huge house-shaped tent from her dimensional pocket. "Look at what I've got!"
Everyone looked at it. "What is it?"
"Have any of you played Final Fantasy IX?"
Nicole jumped up and down. "OH! OH!! I'VE PLAYED THAT BEFORE! ZIDANE HAS UGLY PANTS!" Navi sweatdropped.
"Yeah, yeah he does. But anyway, this is a tent from those games! Ya know, when you get to a moogle, you can rest using a tent! And also, it'll relinquish your status and make you feel way better when you wake up!"
"Will it fix our clothes?"
"Yes!"
Everybody screamed. "YAAAY!!"
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The next day...
"LALALALALALA!!" sang Brian as he came waltzing out of the tent in dog pajamas. "Ah, what a bootiful mornin'!"
"SHUT UP OUT THERE!" yelled the rest of his friends from inside the tent. He sweatdropped.
"Sheesh, okay, okay..."
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A few hours later...
"'Kay, are we all ready?" Gilbert asked everyone. Everyone nodded.
"Wait!" said Ines, adjusting her sword sheath on her belt. "... 'Kay, there! I'm ready."
"GOOD FOR YOO!" Link said.
Hayarpi raised a fist. "LES' GO!"
Everyone climbed up the rough side of the platform and looked around the square platform. There were four other tall platforms, same height except smaller, around the big one. They all walked to the center of the room, and Koume and Kotake appeared in a flash of blue and red.
"MWEE HEE HEE HEE!" screeched Kotake.
"KWEE HEE HEE HEE!!" shrieked Koume.
"o.O" everyone stared at them.
"Uh, um, anyway..." Koume said, scratching her head, "Let's fiiiiight!"
The six heroes and heroines unsheathed their swords, took out their shields and prepared for battle.
A man with a microphone came running in. "LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLEEEE!!!" then he exited.
"AYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI!!!" the six shouted like Xena (A/N: Xena, Warrior Princess does not belong to meee.) and pounced on the witches. Both of them yawned and created a force field, knocking everyone back.
"Hah! Dat is so pathetic!" Kotake laughed.
"Yah! So patetic!" smirked Koume.
"Hey, why are they talking like that?" Brian asked, rubbing his head.
"I dunno," said Gilbert, "They're demented witches, what do ya expect?!"
"I expect more." Hayarpi said.
Ines snickered. "Man, they can't even speak proper English."
"Maybe they were raised... uh... wrong-ly!" Navi piped up. Everyone raised an eyebrow.
"No, no, maybe they're just stupid." Link pointed out. Everyone agreed and nodded. "Wait... hey Nicole, why so quiet?" He eyed the girl, who was staring forward with wide eyes. "... Nic? Hello? Anyone alive?" said Link, waving his hand up and down in front of the girl's face.
"They..." she murmured, "they... have... FIRE POWER..."
"O.o;;;; Uhh..."
"F-f... FIRE!!" Nicole pounced on Kotake and started shaking her. "GIMME FIRE POWER! FIIIIIIIIRRRREEEEE!!"
(A/N: 'Kay, I'm not sure which witch (oh! didja see that? which witch! hahahaha!! ... o.O) has the fire power, but I just made it Kotake because I can. Oh, and btw, yes, the Nicole in this story is part pyromaniac. Notice I said HALF!! that's why she wasn't spazzing at the Fire Temple, hahaha...)
"GIT OFFA ME, YA STUPID CHILD!" shrieked Kotake, knocking Nicole so far back that she fell off the platform.
"NICOLE!!" Link shouted, and ran off to where she landed.
"God! You are so... so... uh... ESTÚPIDO!" Hayarpi shrieked, leaping towards Kotake with her sword in front of her.
"Isn't it funny how the non-hispanic people are speaking Spanish?" Gilbert laughed. Brian and Ines sweatdropped.
"HOO HAW, WEAPONS ARE NOTHING AGAINST UUSSSS!!" replied the witch, also knocking Hayarpi back, but not as far away as Nicole.
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"Dude, you okay?" Link asked gently as he held Nicole up.
"Uhhh... uhhh... hi little fairy man..." she said, dazed, then fell back and fainted.
"... Riiiiight." he just let her lay down in that spot and went back up the platform. "Hi!"
"AAHHHH!!" Brian shouted as he knocked right into Link, knocking them BOTH to one of the smaller platforms on either side of the big one.
"KWEE HEE HEE HEE!!" Koume laughed, raising her ice staff (or whatever she has.). "How can you expect to defeat us with such puny weapons?"
"OUR WEAPONS ARE NOT PUNY!!" they all shouted.
"MWEE HEE HEE HEEE!!" shrieked Kotake.
"o.O;;"
Link suddenly piped up. "HEY GUYS! HIDE BEHIND ME! AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT COME OUT BEHIND ME!"
Ines tilted her head. "Why?"
"MIRROR SHIELD!"
"OH!" everyone yelled, and then ran off right behind Link. The Hero of Time held up his new shiny shield that he had just polished.
Kotake and Koume blinked. Then they laughed. "MWEE HEE HEE, do you think that YOU can defend those four behind you? With ONE shield?"
"KWEE HEE HEE HEE!"
Link nodded. "Yeah! I can! And I will!"
"KWEE/MWEE HEE HEE HEE HEEEE!"
Nicole, from her landing spot, got up and screamed, "STOP LAUGHING LIKE THAT, YOU FREAKIN' DEMENTED WITCHES!" then she fell back again and fainted.
Her group glanced at her for a moment and raised an eyebrow.
"She's weird." Gilbert said.
"NOOOO!" Brian rolled his eyes.
"But she is!"
"(sigh)"
"HIYAAAA!!" shouted Koume, sending a wave of ice towards Link. He braced himself and held the shield. The ice attack was absorbed into the Mirror Shield.
"OOOOHMAIGOSH!" gasped Koume, "He like, ABSORBED my attack! The little fool!"
"Ahaha!!"
"Well, YIYIYIYI!" hollered Kotake, sending a wave of fire towards the five people and one fairy.
"Link! Don't absorb that one! That's fire! Absorb the same element three times in a row and it'll reflect back onto the witches!" Navi whispered to Link, careful to not let the witches hear. He nodded and side jumped the wave, everyone else following behind him. The fire collided with the ground of the platform, making part of it become engulfed with fire for a few seconds. Then it was gone. And there was no stain on the platform either.
"Wow!" said Hayarpi. "What awesome... um... tiles you've got for this!"
"Yes! We bought it at Witches' Home Depot!"
"o.O That exists?" Ines asked.
Koume nodded. "Anyways! HAYAAA!!" she cast another wave of ice towards Link and he absorbed that one also. The mirror shield glowed a white color twice as fast and a kind of sound was emitting from it.
"Ooooh..." Brian said, poking the shield.
"You like poking shields, don't you?" Link asked. He blinked and then went back to his place behind Ines, who was behind Gilbert, who was behind Hayarpi, who was behind Link. "Ookaaay..."
"Hey!" Gilbert said, "We haven't talked about teletubbies in a while!"
"AAAAIIIEEEEEE!!!" shrieked Nicole as she just got up from her slumber. Then she fainted again.
"AAAAIIIEEEE!!" Brian screamed like a girl. Everyone scooted away from him.
"We'll do that... later." Navi said.
"DIIIIIIEEE!" Kotake cast a wave of fire, and the five dodged it. Koume cast a wave of ice, and Link's shield absorbed it. It glowed even brighter, and the tempo of the sound became faster. The one dressed in green aimed it towards the fire-bearing witch, Kotake, and a wave of ice, three times as strong as Koume's attacks, rushed out of the mirror shield and penetrated the fire witch.
"AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE! COOOOOOOOLD!! C-C-COLD!!!" then she fell over in a daze.
"KOTAKE!!" yelled Koume, rushing to her side. The six were laughing at them hysterically. Koume glared at them and shook her sister. "Kotake! Kotake!"
"Huh?"
"Whoa! You're still alive?!"
"WELL DUH!!" she pushed her sister aside. "I don't die that easily! Wait... brain freeze..." Her eyes widened, and she tilted her head, not blinking at all.
"o.O;;;" Even with the current situation, Kotake rose up and hurled a wave of fire towards Link.
"Link, absorb this one three times!" Navi aided him. He nodded and absorbed the attack.
This went on three times, and when Link absorbed it the third time, his mirror shield glowed a fire-red color, and the same fast sound emitted from it like last time. He aimed it at the ice witch, Koume, and blasted her with an attack three times as strong as the fire witch's.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! I'M ON FIRE!! I'M ON FIRRREEEE!" shouted Koume, and then she too fell over in a crisp.
"Argh! We've had enough of this!!" Kotake yelled. She faced her sister. "Koume! Team up!"
Koume blinked, and some ashes fell from her eyes.
"... Do I wanna know what was that?" her sister said.
Gilbert shouted out from behind. "No, no, I don't think you'll want to know..."
"Okay..."
Koume rose up, and the ashes disappeared. "Ack! My eyelashes were burnt!"
"Hey! I said I didn't want to know what it was!"
"Whoops."
"Anyway, combine!"
"Yah!"
The two witches circled around one another, and in a flash, was a woman. An ugly woman. With green skin and a kind of baton in each hand. One of them had fire on it, and the other, ice. She had on Gerudo clothing, with the fluffy pants and all, and extremely strange hair. Half of it was encased in a kind of... I don't know, some kind of pot, and fire was coming out of it. The other half of her hair also had the "pot" but frozen ice was coming out of it.
The heroes and heroines stared at her as she laughed like the Great Fairies.
"Hee hee! I'm invincible now!" laughed the combined witch.
"EEEWWWW!!" Hayarpi and Ines shrieked.
"Your voice... your voice is UGLY!" Gilbert said.
"It's like a combination of Kotake, Koume, and some kind of preppy, seductive, kind of girl!" gasped Brian.
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Nicole panted, halfway up the platform. "Ugh! I hate climbing without the proper equipment! I feel like I'm going to fall..." she whined. But she shook her head and continued up the platform.
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"My name is Twinrova--"
"We don't care what your name is." replied the six.
"-.-;;; YOU'LL KNOW IT ANYWAY! My name is Twinrova, the combination of Kotake and Koume!"
"Ah hah."
"And you shall diiiieeee!" she sang like an opera singer, and flew above one of the smaller platforms.
"Hey, listen!" Navi said.
"AHHHHH!" the five shouted.
"-.-;;"
"Oh. You were being serious." Ines sweatdropped.
"Anyway," she shouted towards Twinrova. "HEY! CAN WE HAVE A TIME OUT?!"
"Huh? Why?"
"Because!"
"Oh all right." Twinrova lowered herself and sat down cross-legged on the small platform.
Navi faced her group. "Okay, so--"
"HELLO!" yelled Nicole as she jumped into the circle that the six formed.
"Hi!" Link said, "Feeling better?"
She nodded in response. "Was just dazed for a while, that's all."
"Aww! Linky-poo is so caring for Nicole!" Brian teased. Link narrowed his eyes at him.
Navi giggled and then put on a straight face. "There's nothing to joke about right now! We're fighting a boss!"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever..." Ines sighed.
"Okay. I have a plan for beating the ugly chick." Navi nodded towards the witch. Nicole looked over, and since this was the first time she had seen Twinrova, she shrieked. Right in Gilbert's ear.
"OOWWWW!" he cried, grasping his ears.
"Sorry 'bout that, Gilbert!" Nicole apologized. "But she is so dang ugly..."
"Eh. Can't argue with that. And she laughs like the Great Fairies."
Nicole shuddered.
"LISTEN TO MEEEE!" cried Navi. Everyone listened. "Okay! Here's my plan. There's... six of us, right?"
"No. Seven. Including you." Ines said.
"No! Not including me."
"Oh. Six then."
"Right. And there's..." she looked around the room. "... Four small platforms."
"... Okay." Hayarpi said.
"So, we have to split up. I know what this boss is going to do. She's going to float up above one of the small platforms, cast a spell at Link, and once he's absorbed the same spell three times, it'll rush back at Twinrova. She'll collapse at one of the platforms and then Link will have to jump over the gap between the big platform and the small one to hack her into pieces."
"O.o;;;"
"What?"
"Did you just say hack into pieces?" asked Ines.
"Yeah."
"I think your sanity is SLOWLY, but surely, going away."
"WOO HOO!" Nicole said.
"No it is not!"
"Ah hah, suuuuure."
"-.-;; All right, so anyway, we'll have to split up to make this task easier for Link."
Link beamed. "Aww Navi, I didn't know you cared!" She smacked him over the head. "OWW!! -.-;; I spoke too soon."
"Yes you did." she replied. "All right. Link and I will stay at the huge platform so I can target Twinrova for him. Gilbert will go to the platform over there. (points) Ines will go over there. (points) Hayarpi will go there. (points) And Brian will go to that one. (points) If Twinrova collapses at your platform, HACK LIKE CRAZY!"
"RIGHT!" the four replied.
"But how about me?" Nicole asked.
"Um... if you want, you can run around distracting Twinrova."
"OKAY!"
"Or you can hide behind Link. And when Twinrova collapses at a platform, you can run over there and help your friend hack her into pieces."
"Oh! I'll do that!"
"Riiiiight..." said Link.
"All right people! Go!" Navi said. The seven nodded and split up. Four of them jumped onto a platform, and the other three stayed at the large one.
"So are you ready yet?!" asked the witch.
"Yep!" Navi replied. The witch rose up and laughed like the Great Fairy. Everyone shuddered.
"Please don't do that." Brian asked.
"Oh fine." She hurled an ice spell at Link and his shield absorbed it. Navi flew above the witch's head and targeted her for Link. Nicole just hid behind Link.
"DARN!" yelled Twinrova. She sent another ice spell at Link and he also absorbed it. Her eye twitched, and she sent a FIRE spell at Link. He dodged it. Then she sent another ice spell at Link and he, of course, absorbed it. The mirror shield glowed a bright white color, and with the help of Navi's targeting, he was able to hurl the ice attack right back at the witch. She shrieked and fell on the platform where Ines was.
Nicole came out of her hiding place and ran to Ines's platform, unsheathing her sword on the way. She jumped the gap and grinned at her friend.
"Ready?"
"Yeah!"
They both started whacking and smacking the witch with their swords, with Navi swiftly dodging their attacks to avoid being hit while still targeting for them.
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Link, on the larger platform, was staring at them. He yawned. "Aaauuggh." then he took out the Ocarina of Time and stared at it for a while. 'Hmm... I haven't talked to Saria in a while...' he thought. So, he put the ocarina to his lips and played the familiar tune of Saria's Song.
Navi, on the other platform, heard the ocarina. She rushed to Link's side. "You want to talk to Saria, right?" she asked.
"Yep."
Navi glowed a small light green, and Saria's voice was heard. 'Hey Link, it's Saria, can you hear me...?'
"Yeah!"
'Great! So you wanted to talk to me?'
"Uh huh. I was bored."
'But you're supposed to be fighting Twinrova!'
"Hayarpi and Nicole are hacking her into pieces."
'Oh okay.'
"Link! Watch out!" Navi shrieked as a fire spell was suddenly cast at Link. He quickly raised his shield and absorbed it. Also, he noticed that Nicole was behind him again.
'See Link?! Pay attention! Bye!'
"Wait!!"
'What?!'
"Uh... um... nevermind." he dodged an ice spell.
'::sweatdrop:: Okay. But hey, once you're done finishing the Spirit Temple, contact me!'
Link absorbed another fire spell. "Why?"
'Because! I have something to tell you. All right, best friend, see ya later!'
Then the connection was cut off right as Link absorbed another fire spell. The shield grew a red color, and Navi flew to Twinrova. She targeted her just as the wave of fire from Link's shield came rushing out. It hit the witch and she collapsed on Brian's platform. Nicole ran over and they hacked her to pieces.
Eventually, Twinrova collapsed on Gilbert and Hayarpi's platform, and they too got to attack her.
On the final attack, Twinrova collapsed on Ines' platform again. Ines yelled to Link, "Hey Linky-boy! C'mere and deliver the final blow!"
Nicole stayed put where she was, behind Link. He turned around and faced her. "Wanna join me?"
"Nah. You kill her."
"Okay!" Link ran to Ines' platform, and smacked, whacked, and hacked Twinrova with the Master Sword. In a final cut, Twinrova shrieked LOUDLY. There was another flash of light and the two witches, Kotake and Koume, appeared floating above the large platform.
"Huh?! What happened?!" Kotake asked.
"I don't know! ... Hey, what's that above your head?" Koume asked. Her sister reached up above her head.
"I don't know! Ahh! Did that stupid boy and his friends kill us?!" screamed Kotake. They both looked at Link, who was grinning widely, and waving a hello to them.
"ARGH! YOU'RE GONNA GET IT NOW, LINK!" Koume cried, trying to fly towards Link. But there was a light aura surrounding them, and she couldn't get out of it. "What?! What's this?!"
"WE'RE DEAD, YOU FOOL!" her sister shouted at her.
"Well, I'm younger than you!" she retorted.
"WHAT?! NO! I'M YOUNGER THAN YOU!"
"NO, I'M YOUNGER THAN YOU!"
"I AM!"
"I AM!!"
"I AAAMMMMM!"
Everyone narrowed their eyes at them. "-.-;;"
"Even when they're dead, they're still annoying," sighed Hayarpi.
"Yeah..." agreed Gilbert.
The light sucked them up as they were shouting... stuff... at each other. A blue light appeared in the center of the platform.
"Yay! We've completed this dungeon!" everyone said happily, and then ran into the blue light all at the same time. They ended up colliding with each other. "OWWW!" the blue light sucked them up anyway.
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Chamber of Sages (angel music heard in background)...
Everyone came screaming down as they fell from the 'sky' of the Chamber of Sages (angel music). They landed on the Triforce symbol and saw Nabooru standing on the Sage of Spirit symbol. She had her arms crossed and a grin was on her face.
"Why are you smiling?" Gilbert asked as he and the others got up.
"Well, I'm proud of you guys! And look at you, you're all grown up!"
Everyone sweatdropped. "Yep!"
"I'd like to ask you one thing, though..."
"Yeah?"
"WHY'D YOU LEAVE ME AND NOT HELP ME WHEN I WAS IN TROUBLE SEVEN YEARS AGO!?" she shrieked. The entire Chamber of Sages echoed with her voice. Rauru, Saria, Darunia, Ruto, and Impa covered their ears in pain.
"GODDESSES, NABOORU!" the Sages yelled at her.
"Oops..."
"Remember we said that we couldn't do anything?!" Link screamed.
"Oh yeah!" The heroes and heroines fell over.
Nabooru had her grin back on her face and was tossing an orange medallion up and down with her left hand. "I suppose you'll want this."
"No duh!" Ruto said she was sitting cross-legged on a chair on her Sage symbol.
"Just give it to them," Impa sighed. She was standing on her symbol.
"Oh all right. Catch, Link!" she tossed it at the Hero of Time and he caught it perfectly. "Good job! I'm so proud of you guys!" then she burst out sobbing.
"o.O Why are you crying?" asked Ines.
"B-because..." she suddenly perked up, had a maniacal smile on her face, and raised her fist. "YOU'RE NOW GOING TO GO BEAT THE SHIZ OUTTA GANONDORF!! BEAT HIM FOR ME, YOU GUYS!"
Rauru reached over and patted Nabooru on the back, half-jokingly. "It's okay..."
"-.-;;"
"We'll beat him up for you ALL!" Nicole beamed.
"YAY!" the Sages yelled.
"All right, time to go!" Darunia said.
"Wait!" Saria said. She looked to Link. "Remember, I have something to tell you guys!"
"Oh yeah!"
They all faced her, and she jumped down from her chair. "When you exit the Chamber of Sages, head directly to the Temple of Time."
"... That's it?"
Saria nodded. "Yes. Now go!"
"Right!"
Everyone jumped up and down three times.
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Their vision turned into a blurry blue, and then they realized that they were in mid-air. Again. They started screaming like crazy, AGAIN, as they fell from the sky. They landed with a loud thump on the ground.
"MY... BUTT... FEELS... PAAIIINN..." whined Link.
"AUGH! IT BURNS!" Gilbert cried, rolling around.
"God! You guys fell from higher than before, didn't you?" Navi asked. "Does it get higher every time?"
"Probably," Hayarpi grumbled.
"I LIKE PIE!" Nicole yelled.
"o.O;"
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Wow. That was a strangely kinda-long chapter. O.o; Weird! I've gotten back into Zelda again! Linky-poo is so kawaii. (revision note: wtf THAT WAS SO RANDOM! XD) Anyways, I've gotten more inspiration for this fic! But now, the problem is that I've got no inspiration for my other fic... (sigh)
I guess that's what happens when you're trying to work on two different fics at the same time. :D;;
Anyways, hope you enjoyed the chapter! They're finally done with all the temples! And then off to Ganondorf! WEEEEEE!
- L-Gurl