Disclaimer: LINK IS (Link: Hot?) GOOD-LOOKING!! (Link: (falls over)) BUT SADLY, I DO NOT OWN HIM!!
Ay, shet naman!!
Link: Well, I--
SHUSH!!
Niagra: Wait--
No blabber!
Link/Niagra: BUT--
Here we go!
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Chapter 27: Memories, Crying, and The End of WIHs!
Navi shook with annoyance as she watched the Hero of Time screaming and running around like an idiot. She closed her eyes and fist, clenched her teeth, and yelled:
"LINK, YOU STUPID HOBO!! FIGHT! NOW! OR! ELSE! YOUR! HAIR! IS! DOOMED!!!"
Link stopped immediately and his hands flew to his hair. "No! Not my hair! ANYTHING but my lushious, blonde hair!" he whimpered.
"I don't care! Fight now, or your roots are fried!!" Navi spat. Link whimpered and walked towards her and faced Ganon, who was sitting cross-legged on the floor. "Um..."
"You ready?" asked Ganon.
"Yessiree, yes sir I am!"
"FINALLY!" the demon jumped up and stabbed at Link.
Once again, the hero recalled what Malon, his master, said earlier... 'Eat some bagels for brain food!!'
o.O;; No Link, the other thing!
"Oh!" he tried again...
- FLASHBACK! -
(ch.25)
"Good!" he faced the other Hylian again, and leapt for her in a flying jump attack. She jumped over him and struck him with her pitchfork. Then, Link turned around and slashed at Malon vertically, injuring her left arm. Link started swinging his sword in difficult moves and almost chopped off half of Malon's hair. She side-jumped out of the sword's reach, jumped up, and stood on the Master Sword while Link held it.
"Huh?! What are you doing?! That's cheating!" he cried.
Malon shook her head. "No it's not." she instantly smacked Link with the "staff" (pitchfork) and jumped off the sword and onto the ground behind him. As she turned around, her face met with the sharp point of the Master Sword and she was flung 3 feet.
- END OF FLASHBACK! -
"Uh... what DID Malon say earlier?" Link pondered. Ganon fell over and Navi sweatdropped.
"Fight!" yelled Ganon, stabbing Link again. He jumped up high, and landed on the thick, broad sword while Ganon was holding it out.
"Ahh! What are you doing?!"
"Oh yeeaah! THIS is what Malon did, huh?" Link looked over at Navi who was smiling widely. Smirking, Link pounded Ganon in the face with the Megaton Hammer, leaped off the sword, and stood back.
"OWW! MY EYE!" cried the demon, raging and yelling obsceneties. The ring of fire died down and the path to the Master Sword was open.
"RUN, STUPID!!" yelled Zelda, picking up the sword. She threw it to Link. Link scrambled over to where it landed and picked it up. The moment the handle of the sword touched his hands, the fire roared high into the sky again.
Ganon stood up shakily, one hand covering his eyes, the other outstretched in front of him. "Where am I?! Am I blind?! Hello?! Am I dead!?" he screamed. He walked blindly all over the arena, and then smacked into a long piece of debris. "OWW!!"
Link and Navi sweatdropped. "Time to kill him off," informed the fairy. She pointed at Ganon's tail. "Smash that with the Master Sword."
"Why?"
"It is the Goddesses' Will."
"Okay!"
Skipping to the tail like an idiot, Link smacked it repeatedly with the Master Sword. Ganon fell to the floor on his knees and suddenly, a bolt of golden light held him in place. Link looked over where the light was coming from and saw the princess.
"Link! I'm holding the King of Evil back! Use the Master Sword to deliver the final blow!" she yelled.
"Okeeey!"
The Master Sword grew an eerie color, and then a surge of power traveled throughout Link's body. "Wow!" he screamed, then raised the sword above his head.
"I HAVE THE POWEEEEEEERRRRR!!"
Navi, Zelda and even Ganon sweatdropped.
"Goddesses..." Navi muttured.
With a few slashes from Link's sword, Ganon was finally defeated!
Thunder roared in the sky as it got darker. Zelda looked up to the Heavens and cried out, "Six Sages! Now!"
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"Hmm... checkmate!" Saria said.
Darunia looked wide-eyed at the check board. "What?! No! You cheated!"
"How did I cheat?!"
"I don't know!"
Ruto was in the corner, talking with her boyfriend. Impa and Nabooru sat cross-legged in the middle of the room, meditating.
Suddenly, Rauru burst into the room yelling.
"It's time!"
Nabooru opened one eye. "Time to what?"
"TRAP GANON!"
"AIIIEEEEE!" everybody yelled in panic, rushing out of the game room. They scrambled into the main room and stood at their places.
In a flash of blue, green, orange, purple, yellow, and red, each sage was transformed into a ball of light. They flew into the Triforce mark in the middle of the room, combining their powers.
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Ganondorf floated in a bright, white, open space. His eyes were wide and his teeth were bared, making him look like he was rabid.
"CURSE YOU, SAGES!
CURSE YOU, ZELDA!
CURSE YOU! LINK!!
I HATE YOU ALL!!
Oh yeah...
AND CURSE YOU, BARNEY!!
CURSE YOU, TELETUBBIES!!
I--"
Farore appeared in a flash of green. Ganondorf looked at her.
"Ganondorf, you talk too much! Into the Evil Realm you go!" she grinned. Din and Nayru appeared smiling behind her, and in a flash, the Gerudo was gone.
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Zelda and Link stood above the clouds, smiling at eachother.
"Thank you, Link." Zelda said, sighing happily. "It's now--"
"WAIT!" yelled the male Hylian.
Zelda raised an eyebrow at him. "What?!"
"Where are my friends?"
"They're dead, remember?"
"... Um..."
"... I'm supposed to bring them back to life, aren't I?"
"... It'd be nice..."
"Oh sorry!"
In a flash of pink light, all five earthlings fell from the sky... or maybe from somewhere above the sky since Link and Zelda stood on the clouds.
"OWWW!" they all yelled as they hit the clouds.
"Why are you saying 'ow'? We're on the clouds." Navi reasoned. The earthlings blinked and then sweatdropped.
"Hehe, we're just used to that," Hayarpi laughed, scratching the back of her head.
Zelda raised an eyebrow but then faced Link. "Anyways.
"Thank you, Link, and the others. The Heroes and Heroines of Time.
"Thanks to you all, Ganondorf has been sealed inside the Sacred Realm! Thus, peace will once again reign in this world... for a time.
All the tragedy that has befallen Hyrule was my doing... I was so young... I could not comprehend the consequences of trying to control the Sacred Realm... I dragged you into it, too.
Now it is time for me to make up for my mistakes... You must lay the Master Sword to rest and close the Door of Time... However, by doing this, the road between times will be closed...
Link, give the Ocarina to me. As a Sage, I can return you to your original time with it."
Link fished for his ocarina in his pocket, took it out, and stared at it for a moment. Then he placed it in Zelda's outstretched hand. The princess put her other hand on Link's.
"ACK! THE ZELINK-NESS!! MAKE IT STOP!!" Nicole screamed in horror. Then she fainted again.
Everybody inched away from her.
"When peace returns to Hyrule..." Zelda continued, "It will be time for us to say goodbye... Now, go home, Link.
Regain your lost time! Home... where you are supposed to be... the way you are supposed to be..."
The Princess of Hyrule took the Ocarina in both hands. She slowly put it up to her lips. But then, Link grabbed her wrist as she was playing the first note.
"Wait!" he said.
Zelda opened her eyes. "What?"
"My... friends..." he said slowly.
Zelda looked over at the five earthlings and nodded. "They will be sent back to their homes... on Earth..."
"Can we... say our goodbyes first?"
She nodded. "Very well."
Nicole was already up since five minutes ago. Link walked to the five of them as Zelda waited patiently, holding the Ocarina with both hands. "I'll... I'll miss you all..." he said, his eyes welling with tears. Everybody else's eyes were glossy and watery too.
Hayarpi put a hand on his shoulder. "W-we'll miss you too, Link..." she stuttered. Then she looked up at Navi. "You too, Navi..."
"H-Hayarpi... remember the time... we were at Lon Lon Ranch?" Link said fondly, remembering the memories.
"Yeah..."
- FLASHBACKS! -
(ch.7) Link, in the distance and who had been watching them, kept growling. "Grrr...!"
He was about to march over when Hayarpi saw him. "Link!" She pulled him back, whispering, "It's ok, calm down, she's still yours..." over and over again in his ear until he calmed down.
Link sighed as Hayarpi released him. "Thanks, Hayarpi."
Hayarpi gave him a thumbs up. "Anything for a fool in love!" She started laughing. "BWAHAHAHA!"
Link blushed and smacked her shoulder. "The word 'love' is a bit too much..."
"But a fool in 'like' sounds dumb."
"..."
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(ch.8) "Grr..."
Hayarpi sweatdropped heavily.
"Look at them..." Link steamed, glaring at Nicole and Brian.
"Huh? What?" She also looked. "Jeez Link, you get jealous over the littlest things!"
Link sighed, shaking his head and looking away. "Sorry. So, what should we do?"
"I wanna tell you something, c'mere..." Hayarpi said, leaning over.
"Uhh, ok." The Hylian leaned over and listened as Hayarpi talked about something. She herself giggled and kept on whispering. Link also laughed a bit.
Soon Hayarpi finished whispering, looking up at Link with a big grin.
Link nodded, scooting away from her. "Thanks Hayarpi. That sure did brighten my mood."
"Anything for young love..." she giggled. Then she burst out laughing. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Link stared at her. "..."
Hayarpi stared back. "..."
"... Are you //sure// that you're not insane?"
"I'm insane only when I want to be. Ok, now's not the time, about our plan."
"... Aaaaaaaaaand?"
Hayarpi blinked. "Actually, I don't have a plan. I just wanted to lift your spirits."
"Craaaaap! HOW THE HECK AM I GONNA TELL HER THAT I FREAKIN' LOVE HER?!"
All the things shut up and Link was left blushing.
- END OF FLASHBACKS! -
Hayarpi and Link laughed at the old times they had.
"And remember when you always used to explain everything?" Link laughed.
Hayarpi nodded.
- FLASHBACK! -
(ch.4) "Link, you need anger management classes," Brian said flatly.
Gilbert glared at him. "Shush, Brian! You might get him mad again!"
Link, however, didn't hear them. Then he realized what he did. "OH MY GODDESSESS! WHAT HAVE I DONE!?" ... Haha, that like... contradicted what I narrated. Yeah so he crawled back over to Nicole and held her hands. "Oh Din, is she dead? If she is, I'll stab myself..." he asked softly, looking up at the others.
Gilbert shook his head. "Oh, no, no, it's not your fault."
"It isn't? But... is she dead?"
"She's just unconscious," explained Hayarpi. "You did this because she was acting all calm and you got annoyed. Really, really //really// annoyed." She shook her finger at him. "Temper, temper!" Link glared at her.
- END OF FLASHBACK! -
"Those were fun times..." Hayarpi laughed, brushing the tears away with her arm. "We really bonded though in Lon Lon Ranch, huh?" Link nodded in response. They looked at each other for a bit before hugging tightly.
"I'll miss you!" Link said.
"I'll miss you even more!" replied the girl. They both let go. Then, Link went over to Brian.
"Brian... dude! I'll miss you too!" Link cried as he pulled Brian into a hug.
Brian laughed, sniffed, then said, "Remember how much I hated Ruto?"
"Hated? Don't you //still// hate her?"
"Well yeah, but... yanno."
- FLASHBACK! -
(ch.15) Brian clenched his fist. "I wanna kill her..."
Link eyed him. "Really?"
"Well, not kill, but punch her. DO YOU KNOW HOW ANNOYING SHE IS?!"
"I'm sure I'd know better than anyone else," the Hylian shuddered as he remembered the kiss Ruto gave him when they were kids.
- END OF FLASHBACK! -
Link laughed and wiped his tears. "And remember the time at the Water Temple?"
- FLASHBACK! -
In the middle of the room was Princess Ruto, all grown up.
Brian growled upon seeing her. "Grrrrr..."
Ruto stared at him. "O.o;;"
"WHY YOU LITTLE!" Brian dove forward, hands going around Ruto's neck as he choked her.
But the Princess only laughed. "Hehe, no use. I can still breath!"
Everyone except Ruto stared. "NO WAY!" and all at once they attacked.
Ruto 'eep'ed as she saw them all go for her. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
- END OF FLASHBACK! -
"I still find it funny how you all helped me attack her," Brian laughed, wiping his eyes.
Link nodded. "Those were some awfully fun memories..." The two men hugged each other once again. Brian patted Link's shoulder as the Hylian nodded.
Then, Link went to Ines. "Hi Ines..."
"LIIINK!" she cried, grabbing Link into a VERY tight hug.
"Ack!! Can't! Breathe!" he choked. Ines loosened it a bit, and Link returned the hug, sweatdropping.
"Time to recall our memories!" Ines laughed. Link nodded.
"Yeah... it was so funny how you always gave some remark every time Sheik popped up..." snickered Link.
Ines giggled. "I know..."
Zelda frowned.
- FLASHBACKS! -
(ch.10) They all went to the Pedestal of Time and saw Sheik standing there. He nodded in approval. "Good job. You have saved the Forest Sage."
Ines rolled her eyes. "Reeeeeeeally, ya think?"
Sheik twitched. "Stop saying that to me!
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Everyone else finally hookshot across and walked over the bridge. Ines stopped in the middle though. The other six looked at her questioningly. "Ok," she started, looking up. "In three--"
Link blinked. "What?"
Ines glared, clearing her throat. "(AHEM!) OK, in three... two... one..." Right at that moment, Sheik dropped down in front of them. Ines smirked. "Told ya."
"You have made it here." the Sheikah murmured.
"Duh!"
"... I get the feeling you don't like me."
Brian sighed. "And you just realized that?"
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(ch.21) As soon as everyone exited the Spirit Temple, their old friend dropped by. "(sigh) Hi Sheik." everyone said bored-like.
"Hey. Time is like a river, you go upstream-"
"No speeches, up to the point!" Ines said.
"Link, take out your ocarina cuz I'm gonna teach ya a song!"
"YAY!!" Link whipped out his ocarina and Sheik whipped out his harp. He played the Requiem of Spirit and Link repeated it perfectly.
"Okay, I'll go now." Sheik said. "Good luck with the temple." He disappeared in another flash.
"Wait! Aw man, he left..." Link said.
"All right, he left!" Ines said.
"I HEARD THAT!" came Sheik's voice.
- END OF FLASHBACKS! -
Ines sniffed and smiled weakly. "I'll miss you! Dude!"
Link managed to stifle a slight laugh. "Me too! Duddette!" They hugged tightly for a bit before letting go, and the Hero of Time walked over to Gilbert.
"Dude!" Link cried, pulling Gilbert into a hug.
"Dude!" cried Gilbert, crying along with Link.
"Dude!"
"Dude!!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!!"
"Please!!" Navi yelled.
"Sorry!!" they both replied.
"Heh..." Link said, "Remember when the lady threw you off the tower cuz you were a guy?"
- FLASHBACK! -
(ch.21) "I'll go up there and ask for it to be opened!" Gilbert volunteered.
"ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU'RE A MAN!" the girls shouted.
Gilbert grinned. "No woman can resist my beauty." Everyone fell over.
"Sure, whatever you say, Gilbert-o!" Nicole said, winking.
Gilbert started climbing up the ladder, and the moment he got all the way up, they heard a woman screaming. Before they knew it, poor Gilbert was being thrown off the huge tower... thing. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--" he yelled while falling. He was cut off as he hit the ground face down.
"Ooooh that must've hurt..." Link grumbled.
"OF COURSE IT HURT!" Gilbert screamed, getting up slowly.
- END OF FLASHBACK! -
"Pft, yeah, that was nice," Gilbert laughed sarcastically, but still grinned.
"Hey... do you still have the rainbow boxers?" Link asked.
"... I'm not answering that..."
Link laughed.
- FLASHBACK! -
(ch.7) "Well, the mounting took a while, but everything else was fantastic." Nicole said.
"So, I'm ready?"
Nicole patted Gilbert on the head. "Yup, oh stupid one."
"Thank you for teaching me, oh insane one!" And he bowed to her.
Nicole burst out laughing. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Gilbert looked up. "What was THAT for?!"
Nicole held her stomach, managing out, "Wahaha! I saw your BOXERS! PINK PONIES AND RAINBOWS?! OH MY GOD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OW MY STOMACH!"
- END OF FLASHBACK! -
The two boys hugged eachother once again. Then, Link spoke to all five of them. "You guys! I'll miss you! Never forget our fun times!!" sobbed Link, crying anime waterfalls.
"Link..." Nicole sweatdropped.
- FLASHBACKS! -
(ch.3) The Great Fairy looked at them all, extending her arms in a gesture to greet/help them. But she... revealed... something a little... more... o.O;; "Let me heal you, Heroes and Heroines!"
Nicole's eyes widened. "Cover your eyes!" She covered Link's, Hayarpi covered Brian's and Ines covered Gilbert's. The girls clenched their eyes close. "PLEASE, OH GREAT FAIRY, PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!" the girls requested.
There was a slight pause before the fairy responded with a cheery, "OK!" She went down and came back up wearing a long gown with gold bordering. "Better?"
All the girls peeked one eye open. "Yes! Thank you!" They finally let go of the boys' eyes, in which they looked around conf00zled.
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(ch.11) Nicole sighed. "Fine... I AM THE PRINCESS OF EVERYTHING IN THE OoT AND MARIO WORLD!" Peach and Zelda came in from somewhere. Nicole sighed. "Oh greeeeaaat..." she covered her head. Peach hit her with a frying pan and Zelda zapped her with magic.
They both laughed and turned to head out, but Zelda was stopped by Link's voice. "Z... Zelda?"
She turned and looked at him questioningly. "Yes?"
Link gasped and started waving his arms. "OH MY GODDESSES! YOU //ARE// ZELDA!"
Zelda blinked. Oops. She looked around in panic; she wasn't supposed to appear yet! Why did Nicole have to go and say that!?
"We were looking for you!" continued Link, still waving his arms up and down. "Remember me? I snuck into your castle seven years ago! And then you told me to get stuff, and then we saw you again at the bridge but then Ganondorf was chasing you so you threw the Ocarina of Time at me and it knocked me unconsc-- HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING!"
Zelda had run out of the temple.
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"You go girl!" Navi cheered. She and Nicole highfived, but it caused Navi to fall into the lava. "I'M MEEEELLLTTIIIIING!" She's meeeeeeltting!
Everyone cheered. "YES! SHE'S DEAD!" Then they stopped. "Wait why are we cheering? We like Navi. o.O"
But then Navi came back up. "Oh wait, I just remembered, fairies have 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 lives!"
Everyone stared. "NOOOO! (pause) Oh right, we like Navi. YAAAAY!" Navi fell over in mid-air at them.
- END OF FLASHBACKS! -
Link glanced at Nicole who was staring at him. "Um... guys? Can I talk to Nicole? Alone?"
Hayarpi giggled and then pulled Ines, Gilbert and Brian away. "Of course, Link! Anything!"
The hero sweatdropped as the four earthlings walked to where Zelda was... which was like, very far away. Out of their hearing range.
(A/N: Okey, okey, I will TRY to make this next part very sentimental and touching and all that... but since I'm not that kind of writer, it will probably turn out corny. (sweatdrop) I shall try anyway. (takes a deeep breath) Here we go.)
Link walked over to Nicole and held her hands. Nicole raised an eyebrow. "What are you doing, stinky cheese paperclip man?"
Link laughed and looked down. "It's been a while since you called me that..."
"I know... my insanity dissapeared. Because of you!! But that's okay..." Then, Nicole fell right into Link's open arms. (A/N: First she shouts at him, then she embraces him. o.O;;) The female earthling clutched Link tightly as she buried her face into his shoulder, tears streaming down her face. "I'll miss you, dammit! So much..."
Link wiped his eyes with his arm, laughing and resumed holding her tight. (A/N: I have a HUGE feeling that I'll regret creating this scene in the future... the cornyness... x.X;;) Just the way he did when they were at Zora's Domain.
- FLASHBACK! -
(ch.15) Ines sweatdropped. "Alright, ok, calm down."
Nicole screeched. "AHH, DON'T SAY THAT! YOU REMIND ME OF SCARY PERSON!"
Hayarpi grinned. "Hey, Anthony's behind you."
"WHAT?! AHHHHHH!" Nicole screeched and latched onto Link.
Link held her, going 'wtf' a little. "I guess she IS scared of SOMETHING."
Navi blinked. "Who's Anthony?"
Nicole screamed some more. "AHH! Don't say that horrid name!" she clutched onto Link's tunic tighter.
"Shh, it's okay," Link sweatdropped, rubbing her back. She sniffed.
"Why don't we call Anthony--"
"AAAIIIE! (cling!)"
"It's okay, he's not here!" he pet Nicole's head, then turned to the fairy. "Navi! Don't say that!"
Navi sighed. "Okay fine, instead of that name, let's call Anthony--"
Nicole screamed again. Link held her closer. Everyone except Nicole looked at the fairy, glaring. "NAVI!"
Ines grabbed her and stuffed her in a bottle.
- END OF FLASHBACK! -
"I don't want to leave, Link..." Nicole whispered, arms tightening around his waist.
He nodded in understanding. "I don't want you to leave either..." He was crying as well.
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"Aww... look at them..." Hayarpi gushed, giggling, and pointing at the two.
Ines slapped Hayarpi's pointing hand, making her lower it. "Hey! No pointing! Bad manners!"
Brian and Gilbert gazed intently at the two girls.
"Besides," Brian added, "They might think you're spying on them."
"Well... aren't you?" Zelda said flatly.
Everybody turned to her and yelled, "NONE OF YOUR BEEZWAX, MISSY!"
Navi sweatdropped. "You're all insane..."
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Link and Nicole pulled away and looked into each others' eyes.
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"OH MY GOSH, LOOK AT THAT!" Hayarpi screamed, pointing. "EEEE! KISS! KIIIIIISS!!" Hayarpi screamed. Ines and Brian held her back from jumping up and down.
"She's more insane than all of you." Navi sighed.
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"Nic... I... now that we're sort of alone, I need to tell you..." Link stuttered. He looked away and at the ground... err... clouds.
"... What is it?"
"I... Nicole, I..."
"Yes?"
"I... love you..."
Nicole blinked and tilted her head. "Really?" Link nodded. "As family-ish love, or as in man-loves-woman kind of thing?"
Link sweatdropped. "Family-ish love! I mean I got it confused at first, when we first turned into adults, but then I got over it all the way back at the Forest Temple. The others, especially Hayarpi, keep bringing it up though, which is not my fault at all."
Nicole nodded in understanding. "Ah, I see. That's why they kept hinting towards us? At Goron City, the Shadow Temple, Lon Lon Ranch, the Desert Colossus..."
"Yeah. Plus we have no one else to pair you up with."
"I know huh! At least you have Malon! I have nobodyyy...!" Nicole banged her forehead on Link's shoulder. He sweatdropped.
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"They didn't kiss!" Hayarpi shrieked.
"That's none of your business!!" Zelda scolded.
"I DON'T CARE! I WANTED A KISSING SCENE IN THIS STORY!! THERE WAS NOT EVEN ONE!!"
"You want a kissing scene?" Brian asked.
"YEAH!"
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"Link?" Nicole asked.
"Hmm?"
"Can you... I mean, is it... go to earth with me?"
"I'm sorry. I can't."
"How come?"
Link shook his head. "No. L-Gurl will not allow it."
MUAHAHAHA!
"O.o;;"
"Hm, then I guess not..." Nicole sighed. Just then, Link managed to laugh a bit feebly. "What's so funny, paperclip?"
"Remember all the times you almost died?"
"Yeah... wait, why are you laughing at that?"
- FLASHBACKS! -
(ch.4) Nicole opened her chest, holding up a black-tinted shield. "A shield. This will be useful during our quest. Oh, and look, there's a symbol of a stallion there. How beautiful! I might not use it for combat. Oh, but I have to."
Everybody stared, annoyed looks on their faces.
"OK THAT'S IT!" Link yelled.
Nicole turned to face him. "What's wrong, Link? Is anything bothering you?"
"YES! YOU ARE!"
"Whoa, calm down, what did I do? Whatever I did I'm te-- acck!" Nicole was cut off as Link leapt on top of her, strangling her throat. "Someone (cough) help me! (cough, cough)"
Navi started screaming. "GAH, LINK! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"
"Ooh, Navi sweared. Well, kinda." Brian pointed out.
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(ch.6) Nicole, who had wandered off, began to approach a Redead. "Wait Link, what is th—" her sentence was cut off and replaced with a frightened shriek. The Redead saw her and flung itself upon her body, throwing them on the floor, sucking the life out of her system.
Link's head snapped in the direction of the scream, then unsheathed his sword at the sight. "Nicole! No, not again!"
Everyone ran her direction, and hauled the Redead off her body. She lay there, barely breathing.
"C'mon, let's get her a red potion!" Brian said. Everyone nodded, and began heading their way out of the market. They made it to Kakariko Village and into the potion shop.
Navi flew up to the shopkeeper's face. "Quick, please give us a red potion!"
The shopkeeper saw Nicole hung over Link's back, and then nodded, placing a red potion on the table. "Here, this one's on me."
Everyone exited the shop and Link put Nicole on the ground, laying her head in his lap. Ines leaned over, tilting the other girl's mouth open and pouring every single drop of the red potion in. When it was all gone, Brian put the bottle on the ground and everyone watched, anticipating, for any movement.
She made none.
"Why isn't it working?" Hayarpi cried through her tears. "But we gave her the potion! She should be alive!" She stared at Nicole's pale face. Navi began to shake her head, keeping silent. The entire group bowed their heads in prayer, tears falling silently. A crowd had formed around them, watching quietly.
... However...
Ever so slowly, did a certain person's eyes begin to open. In a voice to compete with silence, she whispered, "I..." In a louder voice, she began to voice her thoughts. "Ouch, my body..." She opened her eyes all the way, then looked up at the face of Link, who had the stain of tears on his cheeks. She screamed. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
Link's eyes shot open, and then caught sight of Nicole screaming, mouth wide open. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
Navi began to scream also. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
And so did Ines. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Gilbert did the same. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
Also Hayarpi. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
And finally, Brian. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Nicole stopped suddenly, staring at all of them. They stared back at her in pure shock. "'AAAAHHHHH!' yourself!" Nicole muttered. She blinked, eyeing their tear-stained faces. "Huh? Why are you all crying?! Huh?! WHAT HAPPENED?! PLEASE TELL MEEE!"
Navi was the first to escape from the shock, and her first action was to smack Link across the face. He shook his head. "Nicole!" he yelled, rubbing his cheek. "You're alive!" his tears came again and he hugged her in happiness.
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(ch.13) Just then, there was a very violent shake, rumbling throughout the room. It affected the slab of land especially, and Nicole, who was standing nearest to the edge, was caught by surprise...
"AIIIEE!" came her scream. "HELP ME!" The other four turned just in time to see her slip, disappearing from view...
"NICOLE!"
Thinking fast, Link dove in her direction, an arm out as he reached for whatever he could grab.
Just barely did he manage to grab her hand. He grunted at the sudden weight of an entire person and quickly slung his other arm over the edge, grabbing the same arm with that one, struggling on the edge of the slab as the room continued to shake around them.
"Hold on," Link said, smiling reassuringly down at her. "I got you!"
Nicole gazed up at him in relief, using her other arm to cling to the side of the slab. "Oh my god, don't let go, please don't!"
"Don't worry, I won't! Why would I?"
"I don't know, maybe as revenge for something..." Nicole began sobbing. "Link, I'm sorry for all the mean things I said to you so pleeeaassee don't let go of meee!"
Link sweatdropped HEAVILY.
Hayarpi and Brian did so too but they were over in an instant. Both knelt down, arms out as they reached for her too. "Nicole, hold on!" Hayarpi said. "Give me your other hand!" Nicole did so and Hayarpi grabbed that one, pulling up. Link pulled her up by the other arm and Brian helped Nicole get her whole body back on land.
Nicole collapsed on the ground, eye twitching. "T-Thanks you guys..." They sweatdropped.
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(ch.19) Nicole sweatdropped too. Navi blinked, shaking her head. "Right, right! Anyway everyone, listen up. Nicole, first reach your hands towards Link."
Nicole did just that. Link looked down. "Do I grab her hand?" he asked, about to use his other hand to grab her hand, but--
"NO!" Navi screeched. Link yelped and almost let Nicole go. The Asian girl twitched, arms still reaching though. "Listen! Gilbert, grab her left hand and hold it tight, using both of your hands." Gilbert grabbed her left hand in a firm grip. With his other hand he grasped Nicole's wrist for extra support. "Link, use your other hand to grab her right hand." Link went and made a grab for Nicole's right wrist, holding it tight. "Okay, I guess the wrist is better."
Nicole laughed stupidly. "This is the weirdest postion I've ever been in my life."
Navi sweatdropped. "All right... now to the tricky part. Link... let go of Nicole's ankle."
Everyone eyed her. "WHAT?!"
"Just do it! And guys, hold onto Nicole TIGHTLY!"
Link nodded. "All right..." Nicole shut her eyes. Link gulped and reluctantly let go of Nicole's ankle. He and Gilbert held on tight.
Nicole screamed automatically, but looked down. "Hey, I'm not upside-down anymore!"
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. The two were about to pull her up, but just at that moment, some stalfos dropped down, shoving the other earthlings aside before attacking Gilbert and Link.
Their grips loosened.
Link's eyes widened, "NO!"
Nicole's arms reached out as she fell, screaming, and eventually she faded into the darkness, as well as her voice.
- END OF FLASHBACK! -
"Wow, I almost died A LOT," Nicole cackled. "I must have a really strong guardian angel! And I didn't die in the Shadow Temple, Linky-poo."
Link sweatdropped. "I know... it's good that you knew how to use your powers before anything bad happened!"
"And remember those insane times we had?" laughed Nicole.
"Heh, I'll never forget those!"
- FLASHBACKS! -
(ch.19) At Gerudo Valley...
"Yay!! We're here!" said Nicole as the 7 of them entered Gerudo Territory.
"Oh yeah!" said Link, "The other reason I wanted us to ride our horses is because I wanted us to jump the broken fence thingy! I mean, the first time I did it, I wasn't paying attention much!"
"... Okay." Ines said.
"MOTHER OF PEEEEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRRLLLLLLLL!!!!" Nicole yelled as Maniac jumped the bridge. "WEEE HEE HEEEE!!!"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!" yelled Link as he also jumped the bridge with Epona.
"SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKS!!" yelled Gilbert.
"CRAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!" yelled Ines.
"FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!!!" Hayarpi yelled.
"DONUUUUUUUUUUUUTS!!" yelled Brian.
"You're all so weird." Navi said.
"Oh c'mon, Navi!" said Link, "Be insane! Like us!"
"NO WAY! There is NO way that I'll be risking MY sanity! (I might try to later, but who knows!)"
"But..."
"NO!"
"YES FAIRY GODMOTHER!!"
"O.o My point exactly."
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(ch.23) "I said to throw me OVER the hill, not drop me on it!"
Link sighed. "Why do you want to be thrown over the hill anyway?!"
"So I can get a pot of gold from thy leprechaun! He gives me multi-colored carpets too! Look!!" Nicole pointed to the other side of the hill. Link looked over and saw a little man dancing jauntily around a pot of gold.
"Hear ye, hear ye!!" it yelled, "Where is Nikki Amythest?! She must retrieve this gold before I sell it off to the black market!"
Link glanced at Nicole. "Who's Nikki Amythest?"
"Some character L-Gurl made up. Based on me except much more serious. L-GURL OWNS NIKKI AMYTHEST! THOU SHALT NOT STEAL!" Nicole smacked the reader over with a rainstick.
The Hylian raised an eyebrow. "Where'd you get that?"
"DISNEYLAND!"
Link raised another eyebrow. 'What's Disneyland? Is it filled with little people dancing jauntily around toilets? I sure hope so!!' And out loud he said, "Take me to the happiness!"
Nicole blinked. "Okey!!" She grabbed his hand and led him to the rest of the crew who were tapping their foots with pissed off looks on their faces.
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(ch.16) Dark Nicole, who was holding hands with Dark Link, noticed her light side hugging him and snapped. "HEY! GET OFFA MY MAN!" she jumped, sword out as she swung.
Nicole noticed her from the corner of her eye, yelping as she backed away and narrowly dodged her attacks. Hayarpi meanwhile found her mirror. "I found yooooooouu!"
"HA!" Dark Hayarpi screamed, attacking.
Ines poked her dark self. "I found me too!"
Dark Ines twitched. "-.-"
"Hey, I'm handsome!" Gilbert grinned as he gestured at his mirror.
Dark Gilbert stared. "O.o"
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(ch.19) Seven years later...
Link fully pulled the sword out of the pedestal. "There!" he grinned, swinging it around as he got used to his adult body again.
Ines screeched as she saw the flailing sword. "AHH!" she ducked.
Navi squeaked as she saw it too, dodging. "Eep! Link, watch where you swing that thing!"
Link turned around as he swung the sword, accidently letting go. "Huh? Oops!"
Brian, Nicole and Gilbert screamed. "AHH!" they ducked the Master Sword that was heading straight for them. Everyone twitched at Link. He only grinned sheepishly.
Nicole ran over, picking the sword up. "Lemme try now!" she swung, let go, everyone screamed, and it almost chopped Gilbert's hair off.
Gilbert twitched. "NICOLE!"
":P" she ran over and returned the Master Sword to Link. "There ya go!"
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(ch.4) "-.-;; Look Ruto, all I want is the Spiritual Stone of Water and all of us will be gone!"
Ruto smirked, holding up a large sapphire with gold bordering. "You mean this, Linky-poo?"
Link's eyes widened and he smiled, reaching for it. But Ruto held it out of his grasp. Link blinked. "But--"
"If I give it to you, will you promise to marry me in the future?" Ruto asked, snuggling up to Link in the water. He kicked her away.
"BWAHAHAHA!" laughed the others from on top of the log.
"SHUT UP, WILL YOU?!" Link screamed. He faced Ruto. "I won't marry you! Never! I'll NEVER MARRY YOU!"
She 'hmph'-ed and began swimming off, the stone in hand. "Then you can't have it."
The earthlings halted their laughter and stared as Ruto swam away. Then they threw rocks at Link's head. "GET THE STONE, IDIOT!"
"OKAY, OKAY!" Link yelled, swimming after the Zora Princess.
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(ch.5) "DO you really, really, really wanna know?!"
"YES AND IF YOU DON'T TELL ME, I'LL BLAST YOU TO BITS!"
Nicole gasped and started waving her arms up and down like an idiot. "Cool! OK! BLAST ME! BLAAAST MEEEE!"
Ganondorf formed a yellow orb in his hands and threw it at Nicole. "Hi-ya!"
The orb smacked Nicole, making her fly a foot back. She sat up, whining. "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! ... Hey! That felt good!" She stood up, waving her arms again. "Do it again!" Everybody stared at her in fright.
"Nicole, don't be stupid!" Gilbert yelled, pulling her back.
"Too late," Brian laughed sadly from behind them.
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(ch.9) Shrugging, everyone passed through the central chamber and opened the door.
A bubble was floating there, but when it heard the door open, it turned around, staring at the teens. It grinned. "WAZZZAAAAAAAAAAAP!"
Brian greeted it back. "WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!"
Gilbert and Link joined in too. "WAZZZAAAAAAAAP!"
Ines sighed. "Men... they're all the same."
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(ch.10) Nicole was standing in the middle of the village, leaning back as she did a Xena call. "YIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI!"
Everyone stared even more! "o.O"
And Link stared, horrified. "What the hell, Nicole?! STOP IT!"
The girl stopped. "Huh? Oh, ok!" she grinned as she walked calmly back towards them.
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(ch.12) Everyone looked at each other. "As I was saying," Nicole continued. "Yeah, it's going to hurt more when Ganondorf hits you."
Link whimpered at the thought. Navi sighed. "I got partnered up with a crybaby. Greeeat, just peachy."
Peach popped up out of nowhere. "Grr." she smacked Navi.
"Leave me alone, you freakin' idiot!"
"WAAAAAAA! MARIO! SHE MADE FUN OF ME! WAAA!" she ran off crying.
"How do these people get in here?" Brian grumbled.
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(ch.17) Link gave a heavy sigh and leaned on the wall, sliding down to the floor and cradling his head in his palms. Everyone else just stood there quietly, everything the Goddesses showed and said to them still sinking in.
Brian decided to brave the silence, clearing his throat slowly as not to startle anybody. "S... So now..."
Gilbert cracked a tiny smile. "Wow. Link can sure be suicidal, huh?"
Hayarpi twitched, kicking his shin. "Gilbert! What's wrong with you?!"
"OWW! What?! I'm just pointing it out!"
"Can you not kick him like that?" Ines mumbled. "How would YOU feel if I did this?" she went and punched Brian in the stomach.
Brian sweatdropped heavily, bending over at the pain. "Ack! What the heck?!"
"Ahaha, pain," Nicole sweatdropped. "I mean... stop hurting each other!"
Navi sighed, rolling her eyes. "You guys are so lame..."
Link looked up from the floor, a small smile gracing his face at all their silliness.
So, these were the ones he was destined to save Hyrule with, huh?
He gave a laugh.
He wouldn't have it any other way.
- END OF FLASHBACKS! -
"Aww, the nicest flashback to wrap it up," Nicole said as she looked up. "I loved that!"
"I loved it too!" Farore giggled from above. Everyone sweatdropped.
Nicole turned back to Link, sighing as she banged her head on his chest again. "I wish we could re-live everything... you know, start all over... well except some things..." Nicole laughed a little, stopping her self-abuse and instead burying her face into Link's shoulder.
Link looked down. "Me too... but sadly we can't..."
The two stayed in their embrace for just a few more minutes, enjoying eachothers' warmth and company. (A/N: I will TOTALLY regret this scene in the future!! (sweatdrop))
Nicole gave one more heavy sigh, then opened her eyes and looked up at Link. "They're waiting for us." He nodded. They let go of eachother and walked to Zelda and the others.
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Hayarpi jumped in front of them, fire in her eyes. The two backed away.
Link looked around nervously. "What?"
"YOU! DIDN'T!! KISS!!!" she shrieked.
Link and Nicole sweatdropped. "WE DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER LIKE THAT!" they both yelled.
"But you guys were embracing!!" she said, then turned into a corny-romance-fangirl. "PASSIONATELY!!!" she gushed.
Nicole narrowed her eyes at her. "No."
"DARN!!"
"She wanted a kissing scene." Brian pointed out.
Well! There's no kissing scene!! Mua ha ha ha!!
"SHUT UP, L-GURL!" yelled Link, Nicole, Hayarpi, Brian, Gilbert, Ines, Zelda, and Navi.
"YEAH!! SHUT UP!!" yelled the Ocarina. Zelda shrieked and dropped it. Everybody scooted away from it.
"Did it talk?!" Gilbert screamed.
"Maybe." Ines said.
"It must be our imaginations..." Zelda said. She shook her head and then picked up the Ocarina again. "You guys ready?"
Everybody looked at each other, smiled at one another, and nodded.
"Okay. Link and Navi, go stand over there. Hayarpi, Brian, Nicole, Ines and Gilbert, stand over there."
The seven split up. Then, Zelda closed her eyes. She began playing the soothing melody of Zelda's Lulluby. A bright blue light surrounded the humans and Link.
Link watched as the light appeared around him, his midnight blue eyes filled with tears. He took a deep breathe, leaped out of his ring of light, and ran for the earthlings' blue light.
"Link! What are you doing?!" Zelda yelled.
The hero leaped into their blue light, and glomped Nicole, tackling her to the floor. Nicole lay on the clouds face up and looked at Link who was positioned above her.
"What are you--"
In an action to stop her words, Link kissed her right on the //cheek// and then stared down at her. "Goodbye, Nicole... I'll miss you!" he cried, leaning down and hugging her again.
Nicole sweatdropped, rubbing his back. "Aww, Link! Don't cry... we've cried already... you're making this hard for me!" Link sniffed and sat up, getting off her. Nicole sat up too, and she half-laughed as she reached over and wiped Link's tears away while ignoring the ones falling down her own cheek.
The Hylian half-smiled, took his green hat from his head, and gave it to the girl. "Here. You can have this." he looked up at the others. "You guys don't forget me!"
Hayarpi winked. "Never!"
Nicole looked down at the hat fondly, taking it. She undid the necklace around her neck, that we never mentioned in this story at all, took Link's hand and then placed it in his palm. "And you can have this. Don't forget us either..."
"I won't..."
They embraced once again. Quickly, they let go and both stood up.
"Nicole, the blue light will disappear!" came Zelda's voice. "I can only do this spell twice, one for you guys and one for Link! Hurry up or else you can not return to earth! And you can't stay in Hyrule, the Goddesses (and not to mention L-Gurl) won't allow it!"
The earthling nodded. She patted Link's shoulder, green hat in hand, and ran to the blue light with her friends. Link ran to his light.
"Goodbye, Link!" Nicole waved at him, clutching the green hat tightly.
"Farewell everybody!" Link called out to the five.
"Bye guys!" Navi cried out.
"Bye Link! Bye Navi! We'll miss you!" said the voices of the earthlings.
Nicole touched the spot on her cheek where she was kissed and smiled at Link. Brian glanced at the two. 'Well... if Link can do it...' thought the male human, 'Then... I can do it too!'
"Hayarpi?" Brian asked.
The girl turned to him. "Yes?"
In one swift movement, Brian took Hayarpi in his arms, dipped her, and gave her a passionate kiss on the lips. Nicole and Link looked at them, then at one another, and grinned widely.
Gilbert gulped. 'Link and Brian have done it already... my turn...'
With the same swift movement, Gilbert grabbed Ines's arm, spun her around to face him, and kissed her softly on the lips.
Nicole and Link grinned even wider.
Brian broke the kiss and he and Hayarpi stared into each other's eyes, breathing hard.
"Well..." panted Brian, "There's the kissing scene you wanted." Hayarpi looked at him wide-eyed, kissed him again, and fainted in his arms.
It was Ines who broke her and Gilbert's kiss. "You... kissed me..." she panted.
Gilbert smiled at her. "Yeah... I sure did..." Ines fainted in Gilbert's arms.
Nicole laughed at them. Finally! But then she realized something and turned to Link. "Hey, were you planning this?"
"Uh... I didn't plan on kissing you before... I just decided to do it now. So it was sort of a last minute thing. But I think Gilbert and Brian planned it."
Gilbert and Brian held their new girlfriends in their arms. "Yep!" Ines and Hayarpi woke up.
Just then, the earthlings started to float up.
"Bye Link and Navi!" Ines, Hayarpi, Brian, Gilbert and Nicole yelled.
Link waved back, smiling through his tears. He grinned, putting the necklace Nicole gave him around his neck. Nicole smiled and put the green hat from Link on her head. Both were thinking the exact same thing...
'I hope to see you again... some day...'
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Link/Niagra: ...
... o.o
Link/Niagra: ...
... o.o
Link/Niagra: ...
... o.o;;;
Link/Niagra: STOP THAT!!
You started it!!! Anyway, it's really over!! It's over!! I can't believe it!! I can't believe it!! (looks at Link and Niagra) Can I?
Link/Niagra: (nods)
(deep breathe) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (faints)
Link: (picks her up and tosses her on the couch)
Niagra: Well everybody! You heard it! "We're In Hyrule, stupid!!" is finally finito!!
Link: Or, in Japanese, "Owari!"
Niagra: Now, (takes out a long list) I have some people to thank for L-Gurl--
(gets up from the couch) No wait! I wanna do it!
Niagra: Sure, it's your story... (hands it to L-Gurl)
Okey dokey!!
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Thanks to Candi Fox for being my very very first reviewer! Thank you so much! And yeah, I reviewed your story for ya!
Thanks to ZeldaFanFic22 for being a fan of this story, even if you got tired of it! (sweatdrop)
Thanks to heath 999 and keeper-of-fate for reviewing ALMOST every chapter! Yep, I checked! (I'm pathetic, aren't I? (sweatdrop)) THANK YOU!!!!
THANKS TO EVERYBODY ELSE WHO REVIEWED!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!! THANK YOOOUUUU!!!
Special thanks to:
--Non-Mary-Sue SIH fics and Mary-Sue SIH fics. Do you know what SIH stands for? "Sucked-Into-Hyrule"!! Let's use that term from now on! XD
Anyway, thanks to those kind of fics, it inspired me so much to write WIHs! Thanks a lot!
--Sonic19902! For being there for me!
--All the people I inspired to make SIH fics! Why am I thanking you? Well, BECAUSE I CAN!!! XDDD!!
--MistyGirl's Not GreyMargera & Winter Daze the Ice Cream Girl! Both of you guys are MY MOST FAVORITE WRITERS in this site! They inspired me to register here too! Aren't they awesome?! Read their stories!!!
--TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT REVIEWED MY FIC!!
Link: Can you please stop now?
Not yet, Link. I still have something to say... uh... umm... that's it!!
Niagra/Link: (fall over)
Thank you so much! Thank you so much! Thank you so much! I should shut up now! Goodbye everybody, and thank you for making this fic possible!
Niagra/Link: (realize something) WAAAIIITTT!!!
And-- what?!
Link: Is there gonna be a sequel?
(evil smile) Yes, no, maybe so, I dunno! You guys will have to find out later! (I MIGHT do one, but I don't know.)
By the way! In the review, PLEASE TELL ME WHICH CHAPTER YOU LIKED THE BEST!!! For me, I liked most of the chapters... (stupid grin)
God bless, and happy writings everyone!
- L-Gurl
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Disclaimer (just to clear up some things) - The Legend of Zelda and related characters/items mentioned in this fanfic do not belong to me. I use them for the sake of having a humorous story. They belong to their respective creator. Other unrelated things such as Shadow and Sonic the Hedgehog, Tinkerbell, Peach, Mario, Scooby Doo, Prince Marth, and etc. belong to their respective owners. All else that YOU know that doesn't belong to me, doesn't belong to me! (duh!) However, Mr. Sharp Teeth is mine. :D
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"We're In Hyrule, stupid!"
by LilFilipinoGurl
March 15, 2002 - April 11, 2003
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Owari
(The End)