Chapter Two: Look out world! Here come the delinquents!
"Oooohhh, look at all the shiny pokéballs," Allyson said with wide eyes.
Oak coughed, "Yes, the pokémon I have for you are on the table," he explained quickly.
Everyone looked around, "What table?" Yamazaki asked because there wasn't really any table at all.
"This table!" Professor Oak said mystically and stood aside revealing a small purple and pink table with six pokéballs on it.
"Wow, how maaagical." Pixsaro said and wiggled her fingers.
"Eh, yes. I have been practicing my magic tricks," Professor Oak said and blushed.
"He blushed!" Vesha said, "Oh the humanity!"
"What? What are you talking about?" The Professor asked, faking innocence.
"What's going on?" Kiyone asked because the poor chap didn't understand.
"I don't get it either!" Yamazaki wailed, but he really did understand he was just copying Kiyone to be cool.
Pixsaro coughed, "Moving along," she said and glanced around the room.
"Yes, you can pick your pokémon from the ones on the desk." The Professor said, regaining his composure. So, after a few minutes of screaming, yelling, scratching and knocking the table over everyone ended up with their pokémon. Pixsaro got an eevee, like she wanted (we think she bribed the Prof). Yamazaki got a wobuffett because they look so much alike and have so much in common. Vesha got a pichu because it reflects her personality. Kiyone got a Vulpix because they are both so cute. Allyson got a blue reject ditto. Froggy Morten received a Poliwag.
"Okay children," Professor Oak said and rubbed his hands together, "You should all be going now so I can get back to watching my soap operas."
The four teens and the two almost teens quickly ran out of the Professor's lab because he is a perverted old man who does odd magic tricks and blushes. They sat on the curb whilst trying to think of a way to travel that is fast.
"I don't think I could walk that far," Pixsaro said as she examined the map, "It would take days!" "But it's only twenty minutes away." Vesha said, leaning over her shoulder to look at the map.
"Exactly," Pixsaro said, "I walk very slow."
"Oh Vesha," said an evil voice from a couple inches awee, "I have to challenge you to a pokémon battle! And I know that I am going to win!"
Vesha turned around and laughed nervously, "A pokémon battle? Now?" she asked.
"Wopah! Yes now, did you think I was kidding?" Froggy asked incredulously.
"Um, yes?" Vesha said uncertainly.
"Well I wasn't!" said Froggy Morten as she spun her shiny pokéball on her finger like a basketball. A very small red and white basketball.
"Mmm.shiny." said Allyson and then Pixsaro's eye twitched in fear.
"Can I battle too?" Kiyone asked.
"Of course!" Yamazaki said with a glint in his eye, "You can battle me and my wobuffett."
"Okay!" Kiyone said with glee.
"I am going to battle Vesha first!" Froggy said, "Gooooo, POLIWAG!"
"Um," Vesha said, "Go Pichu."
Yes, the pokémon poofed out of their pokéballs in a flash of red light.
"Poli wag, poli!" said Froggy Morten's Poliwag.
"Chuuu." said Vesha's cute little Pichu.
"Poliwag! Bubble beam!" Froggy said triumphantly.
The small tadpole-like pokémon fired a humongous spray of bubbles at the unsuspecting Pichu. Fortunately for Vesha, an electric pokémon has a big advantage of a water pokémon and those pesky bubbles didn't do any damage at all.
"Pichu," Vesha said, "Uh, thunderbolt attack!"
The small yellow and black rodent shocked the Poliwag and in one hit it fell over and collapsed.
"Nooo! My poor little Poliwag!" Froggy wailed and went to comfort the now unconscious tadpole. She then looked up at Vesha with a vicious look on her face, "I will win next time, you fiend!"
Will Froggy Morten beat Vesha? Will we ever get out of Pallet Town? Will Yamazaki figure out how to tie his shoelaces? Find out next time onnnn.POKÉMON WEDDING RING!
"Oooohhh, look at all the shiny pokéballs," Allyson said with wide eyes.
Oak coughed, "Yes, the pokémon I have for you are on the table," he explained quickly.
Everyone looked around, "What table?" Yamazaki asked because there wasn't really any table at all.
"This table!" Professor Oak said mystically and stood aside revealing a small purple and pink table with six pokéballs on it.
"Wow, how maaagical." Pixsaro said and wiggled her fingers.
"Eh, yes. I have been practicing my magic tricks," Professor Oak said and blushed.
"He blushed!" Vesha said, "Oh the humanity!"
"What? What are you talking about?" The Professor asked, faking innocence.
"What's going on?" Kiyone asked because the poor chap didn't understand.
"I don't get it either!" Yamazaki wailed, but he really did understand he was just copying Kiyone to be cool.
Pixsaro coughed, "Moving along," she said and glanced around the room.
"Yes, you can pick your pokémon from the ones on the desk." The Professor said, regaining his composure. So, after a few minutes of screaming, yelling, scratching and knocking the table over everyone ended up with their pokémon. Pixsaro got an eevee, like she wanted (we think she bribed the Prof). Yamazaki got a wobuffett because they look so much alike and have so much in common. Vesha got a pichu because it reflects her personality. Kiyone got a Vulpix because they are both so cute. Allyson got a blue reject ditto. Froggy Morten received a Poliwag.
"Okay children," Professor Oak said and rubbed his hands together, "You should all be going now so I can get back to watching my soap operas."
The four teens and the two almost teens quickly ran out of the Professor's lab because he is a perverted old man who does odd magic tricks and blushes. They sat on the curb whilst trying to think of a way to travel that is fast.
"I don't think I could walk that far," Pixsaro said as she examined the map, "It would take days!" "But it's only twenty minutes away." Vesha said, leaning over her shoulder to look at the map.
"Exactly," Pixsaro said, "I walk very slow."
"Oh Vesha," said an evil voice from a couple inches awee, "I have to challenge you to a pokémon battle! And I know that I am going to win!"
Vesha turned around and laughed nervously, "A pokémon battle? Now?" she asked.
"Wopah! Yes now, did you think I was kidding?" Froggy asked incredulously.
"Um, yes?" Vesha said uncertainly.
"Well I wasn't!" said Froggy Morten as she spun her shiny pokéball on her finger like a basketball. A very small red and white basketball.
"Mmm.shiny." said Allyson and then Pixsaro's eye twitched in fear.
"Can I battle too?" Kiyone asked.
"Of course!" Yamazaki said with a glint in his eye, "You can battle me and my wobuffett."
"Okay!" Kiyone said with glee.
"I am going to battle Vesha first!" Froggy said, "Gooooo, POLIWAG!"
"Um," Vesha said, "Go Pichu."
Yes, the pokémon poofed out of their pokéballs in a flash of red light.
"Poli wag, poli!" said Froggy Morten's Poliwag.
"Chuuu." said Vesha's cute little Pichu.
"Poliwag! Bubble beam!" Froggy said triumphantly.
The small tadpole-like pokémon fired a humongous spray of bubbles at the unsuspecting Pichu. Fortunately for Vesha, an electric pokémon has a big advantage of a water pokémon and those pesky bubbles didn't do any damage at all.
"Pichu," Vesha said, "Uh, thunderbolt attack!"
The small yellow and black rodent shocked the Poliwag and in one hit it fell over and collapsed.
"Nooo! My poor little Poliwag!" Froggy wailed and went to comfort the now unconscious tadpole. She then looked up at Vesha with a vicious look on her face, "I will win next time, you fiend!"
Will Froggy Morten beat Vesha? Will we ever get out of Pallet Town? Will Yamazaki figure out how to tie his shoelaces? Find out next time onnnn.POKÉMON WEDDING RING!
