Momo:.......Huh?
Meimi: Box 'o Juice!
Juicebox: -creepy smile-
Momo: GUILTY BY ASSOCIATION!!
Meimi: .....
Momo: JUICEBOX! MEET SUPER TOILET!
Meimi: .....
Momo: -throws juicebox in toilet and flushes it-
*10 minutes later*
Meimi: HEY!!! WHERE'S MY JUICEBOX?! -searches-
*random objects appear*
Meimi: -walks through a door- JUICEY! I'm HOME!
Momo: ....-falls over and leg twitches-
Meimi: THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN!!! -falls over too- Ow... -gets up-
Momo: .....
Meimi: -burp- O.o Dude, got Burp Drop?
Momo: Yeah. -hands meimi one-
Meimi: -drops it- .........
Momo: ............ Director: Burp Drop Commercial. Take 2. -snappy thing-
Meimi: Dude, got Burp Drop?
Momo: Yeah. -hands meimi one-
Meimi: -drops it- ...........
Momo: ...........................................
Meimi: I-I'M JUST NERVOUS! THAT'S ALL! I CAN DO THIS!
Director: Take 3.
Meimi: Dude, got burp drop?
Momo: Yeah. -hands it to her-
Meimi: -drops it-
Momo: ..........
Director: Cut!
Momo: -slaps face- Oy.....
Meimi: That's it!! I can't do this!!! -stomps- If anyone needs me, I'll be in my trailer!! -walks off set-
Momo: -looks at director- We have....trailers?
Director: Actually...no.
Momo: O.o So...Where is she going?
Meimi: (from a distance) EWW! WHAT IS ALL THIS GARBAGE DOING IN MY TRAILER?? AND WHY DOES IT SMELL SO BAD?!
Momo & Director: -look towards direction of sound-
Both: -.-;;;
Meimi: -comes back, covered in garbage-
Meimi: Errrrrrrgh! I quit!! -turns around, smacks into the camera and faints- x__X
Momo & Director: -look at Meimi- ..............-.-;;;
Director: We're gunna need a replacement.
Momo: -nods-
Director: Prop Guy!! Where are you??
Prop Guy: Like OMG! That just won't do!---Oh. I'll be back. Director's calling me. -appears in front of director and momo- I'm very busy you know. Make it quick.
Director: Take this -points to Meimi- to the prop room. We can use it for future commercials or...uh..sell it...or something--Just hurry!
Prop Guy: Alright, alright! Yeesh. Don't make a fuss. -takes Meimi away and stuffs her in some closet full of monster masks and costumes-
Momo: I was thinking about the replacement. How about...Him? -points to a chair-
Director: Naaah. Too stiff.
*Meanwhile*
Meimi: ....-blinks- I must be...in the place where SOCKS GO when they're DEAD! Otherwise known as....the washing machine.
Random Person: -falls down-
'Nother person: Why you fall down?
Random person: I guess....we'll never know....
*washing machine noise is heard*
*scream*
Nother person: Now that is just freaky....
*Momo and Director*
Momo: Hmmm....-eyes are closed and is sitting on ground cross legged, head nods up and down-
Director: Are you on any kind of medication, kid?
Momo: ....But I don't wanna take a shower....-snore-....NOOO!!! -strangles director- Curse the shower!!!!
Director: X__X KID!!! KID, LET GO!!
Momo: -wakes up- Huh? -loosens grip- What happened?
Director: -twitch- Nothing. Nothing happened. Did you think of a replacement?
Momo: Oh yeah....We can use....THAT!! -points to chicken-
Director: Good idea, kid.
*Few minutes later *
*Chicken is hanging by an "invisable" string to meet camera view*
Voice (supposed to be chicken): Dude....Got Burp Drop?
Momo: Yeah. -hands chicken one-
*burp drop drops*
Momo:................NEW GUY! Have this guy do the other one
Director: Whatever you say.....-ahem- Prop Guy!!!!
Prop Guy: -appears again- Again!? I'm a busy person y'know. ......Well?
Momo: -points to chicken- Take this guy too.
Prop Guy: Like whatever -takes it and throws it in with meimi-
*Scene switches to Meimi*
Meimi: Since when do people wash chickens?
Chicken:.....We'll never know.
*5 minutes*
Meimi: Can I eat you?
Chicken: .............................
*Washing machine sound is heard*
*Screams*
Nother person: Wasup with this twilight zone rip off thing?!
Dude from the twilight zone: -creepy voice- I don't know....-theme plays-
Nother person: .........-.- I'm going home. -walks away-
*Back to Momo and friends*
Momo: Bingo! --Huh? We're back? OK. Uhhh. Replacement guy....How about....HIM!? -points to Nother person-
Director: Let's give it a try!
Nother person: .....I hate all of you.
Director: -does that square TV thing with fingers-
Nother person: I really hate all of you.
Momo: -slaps sticker on his head- Welcome to the club!! Rules and restrictions....[insert stuff here]
Nother person: ........This is going to be a long day.
*Meimi and the chicken*
Chicken: Got any 2's?
Meimi: Go fish.
Chicken: Blast!
*pause*
Meimi: Can I eat you now?
Chicken: ................................
*Momo and friends*
Nother person: -is in chicken/meimi costume- .......This is embarassing.
Momo: you look so STYLISH!
Director: Take...uh...5? Yeah, 5. I like the number 5. 5 it is. -nods-
Momo: Sure....e.e
Nother person: dude.....Can I have a burp drop?
Momo: yeah -hands him one-
Nother person: -takes it in hands-
Momo: HE DIDN'T DROP IT!!!!
Nother person: -drops it-
Momo: ...................................
Director: ..............I hate my job.
Nother person: I hate you all.
Momo: I hate showers.
Random person: And I hate foot odor ^________^
All: -back away slowly-
Momo: Prop Dude!!!!
Prop Guy: -appears- Like OMG! This is like the 3rd time--
Momo: 4th...or was it 3rd....anyways, take this guy and do whatever with 'im. -points to nother person-
Nother person: ........I have a feeling this won't go well.
Prop guy: Whatever. -takes nother person and tosses him with meimi and chicken-
*Meimi and chicken*
Chicken: -is about to eat meimi until nother person falls on him-
Meimi: x__x
*5 minutes later*
Meimi: Can I eat one of you?
Both: ...................................
Person dude: Will Meimi get to eat one of them? Will the director ever get a replacement? Will this insanity end? All these things can not be answered.
Random person: Foot odor! ^____^
Person dude: -kicks random person- Washing machine.
*washing machine noises are heard*
*screams*