disclaimer: I'm here to announce that I've gotten the rights to FF7! You
know what that means: Pay up everybody! bwahaha!
Lawyers: Squaresoft sues you!
...Dang. I still don't own it.
RETURN OF THE MADNESS!!!!
Nurse: Are you SURE you wanna risk your lives to see your friend Cloud?
Author: For the last time, YES
Nurse: Are you absolutely sure? I mean this patient is potentially dangerous and--
Author: I'M about to get potentially dangerous if you dont just bring us to f$%^ing Cloud NOW
Nurse: Now, now, theres no need for that missy, I know what you need -- a nice dose of morphine! *smiles*
Vincent: *points Death Penalty at nurse* Enough. Bring us to Cloud now.
Nurse: *looks frightenly at Vincent* Okay....right..this...way....
Author: hey-ey.. what about my morphine..? Nurse..?? ah the hell with it
*they begin to walk up the hallway*
Author: *to Vincent* Man, twice in one day *nudges him* you're good.
Vincent: *rolls eyes*
*They step through a door which is immediately locked after, and they continue down the hall, this process being repeated 3 times*
Author: Hey, what do you think she meant by "potentially dangerous"?
Vincent: *shrugs* But he must be pretty nuts to be put behind 3 lockdowns
Author:...ya think..?
Nurse: Alrighty! Here we are...heres the key...
Author: ...you're giving this to me...?
Nurse: You think I'm going in there?! You'd have to be nuts!.....and even though there's an excessive amount of nuts here, being the insane assylum and all.... no one goes in there... no one.
Author: What's wrong with him?
Nurse: What isn't? Cloud suffers from a diverse amount of illnesses.. involnary twitch disorder, manic depression, LICE, multiple personalities... I can go on
Author and Vincent: ................... *blank stares*
Nurse: But I'm sure you can handle it! Time for me to go now!
*Nurse dissapears*
*Author and Vincent exchange looks*
Vincent: ....lice, eh? *takes off bandana and ties up his hair*
Author: Ah, c'mon, it's only Cloud, how bad can it be? *unlocks door and opens it*
** they see Cloud hunched up in a corner rocking himself back and forth and talking to himself**
Author: Uh.....Cloud..?
*He turns and sees them and breaks into a huge grin, then runs up to them giving them a big huge hug*
Cloud: My friends! You've come to save me from this prison! thank you! thank you! thank you!
Author and Vincent: *exchange looks*
Author: Cloud, you hate me, and I hate you
Cloud: *frowns* I dont hate you, I like you
Author: ....well... then I hate you and you like me
Cloud: I'm sure you'd like me if you got to know me
Author: Shut up!
Cloud: *turns to vincent* What about you? You came to save me right? *looks hopeful*
Vincent: I came for my money you little bastard!
Cloud: *frowns* but I spent it all
Vincent: You WHAT?!
Cloud: I spent it. I've got this new obsession! It's collectable underware! You wanna see??? I got red, and blue, and ooohh! these POLKA-DOT ones! just look at them! the craziness!!!!
Vincent: *eye twitch* You spent all my money on UNDERWARE????
Cloud: ...yeah....why are you so mad..?...............do u wanna pair?
Vincent: AHHHHHH! *lunges for Cloud and knocks him out*
Author and Vincent: ..........*stares at Cloud's unconcious body*
Author:... well... what should we do with him..?? Should we rescue him..?
Vincent:...rescue him..?
Author: yeah! It'll give us an excuse to have some sort of a plot!
Vincent:.. uh, don't you remember what the nurse said? He has multiple personalities... what if he wakes up as like Micheal Jackson or something?? You dont know what he's capable of!
Author:..wellllll, lets just take him anyway..
Vincent: *shrugs* Oh, the hell with it, c'mon
* vincent picks up cloud and they walk out of the room*
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Vincent: *runs back in to the room and grabs all the underware* muahahahah! i dont have the polka-dots yet!! hahahahahaha!
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Is Cloud actually possessing all those illnesses, or was he put there against his will? Will vincent get his money back? Will the rest of the characters show up? and where the HELL is my morphine???? Find out in the next chapter of Return of the Madness! Stay Tuned!
RETURN OF THE MADNESS!!!!
Nurse: Are you SURE you wanna risk your lives to see your friend Cloud?
Author: For the last time, YES
Nurse: Are you absolutely sure? I mean this patient is potentially dangerous and--
Author: I'M about to get potentially dangerous if you dont just bring us to f$%^ing Cloud NOW
Nurse: Now, now, theres no need for that missy, I know what you need -- a nice dose of morphine! *smiles*
Vincent: *points Death Penalty at nurse* Enough. Bring us to Cloud now.
Nurse: *looks frightenly at Vincent* Okay....right..this...way....
Author: hey-ey.. what about my morphine..? Nurse..?? ah the hell with it
*they begin to walk up the hallway*
Author: *to Vincent* Man, twice in one day *nudges him* you're good.
Vincent: *rolls eyes*
*They step through a door which is immediately locked after, and they continue down the hall, this process being repeated 3 times*
Author: Hey, what do you think she meant by "potentially dangerous"?
Vincent: *shrugs* But he must be pretty nuts to be put behind 3 lockdowns
Author:...ya think..?
Nurse: Alrighty! Here we are...heres the key...
Author: ...you're giving this to me...?
Nurse: You think I'm going in there?! You'd have to be nuts!.....and even though there's an excessive amount of nuts here, being the insane assylum and all.... no one goes in there... no one.
Author: What's wrong with him?
Nurse: What isn't? Cloud suffers from a diverse amount of illnesses.. involnary twitch disorder, manic depression, LICE, multiple personalities... I can go on
Author and Vincent: ................... *blank stares*
Nurse: But I'm sure you can handle it! Time for me to go now!
*Nurse dissapears*
*Author and Vincent exchange looks*
Vincent: ....lice, eh? *takes off bandana and ties up his hair*
Author: Ah, c'mon, it's only Cloud, how bad can it be? *unlocks door and opens it*
** they see Cloud hunched up in a corner rocking himself back and forth and talking to himself**
Author: Uh.....Cloud..?
*He turns and sees them and breaks into a huge grin, then runs up to them giving them a big huge hug*
Cloud: My friends! You've come to save me from this prison! thank you! thank you! thank you!
Author and Vincent: *exchange looks*
Author: Cloud, you hate me, and I hate you
Cloud: *frowns* I dont hate you, I like you
Author: ....well... then I hate you and you like me
Cloud: I'm sure you'd like me if you got to know me
Author: Shut up!
Cloud: *turns to vincent* What about you? You came to save me right? *looks hopeful*
Vincent: I came for my money you little bastard!
Cloud: *frowns* but I spent it all
Vincent: You WHAT?!
Cloud: I spent it. I've got this new obsession! It's collectable underware! You wanna see??? I got red, and blue, and ooohh! these POLKA-DOT ones! just look at them! the craziness!!!!
Vincent: *eye twitch* You spent all my money on UNDERWARE????
Cloud: ...yeah....why are you so mad..?...............do u wanna pair?
Vincent: AHHHHHH! *lunges for Cloud and knocks him out*
Author and Vincent: ..........*stares at Cloud's unconcious body*
Author:... well... what should we do with him..?? Should we rescue him..?
Vincent:...rescue him..?
Author: yeah! It'll give us an excuse to have some sort of a plot!
Vincent:.. uh, don't you remember what the nurse said? He has multiple personalities... what if he wakes up as like Micheal Jackson or something?? You dont know what he's capable of!
Author:..wellllll, lets just take him anyway..
Vincent: *shrugs* Oh, the hell with it, c'mon
* vincent picks up cloud and they walk out of the room*
..............
.............
...........
..................
Vincent: *runs back in to the room and grabs all the underware* muahahahah! i dont have the polka-dots yet!! hahahahahaha!
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Is Cloud actually possessing all those illnesses, or was he put there against his will? Will vincent get his money back? Will the rest of the characters show up? and where the HELL is my morphine???? Find out in the next chapter of Return of the Madness! Stay Tuned!