Return of the Madness!
Chapter 6: this is the end... my only friend, the end.
A/N: GASP! here i am again! this is a real short one!
Random reader: Woohoo... now i dont have to read it like all your other stories!
author: hey! how did u get in here??
random reader: well, we all know how open minded you are... unfortuantly for you, your brain fell out
author: ....me loose brain? uh oh......
random reader: yeah... and due to the brainlessness of your dear author.. im forced to tell you to "ENJOY" the last chapter of the "official" story......... yeah... i know what youre thinking... i dont like the looks of those quotations.... who knows what vile plans she has conjured up to corrupt you?!
author: *dribbles her fingers over her lips*
random reader: ........yeah, and pop music has already taken over half the world anyway, so odds are, youre already corrupted, so i wouldnt worry.
Disclaimer: no ownership by me for the following: FF7, authors Skurvy Kat and Dark_Angel666, and of course, jello jigglers.
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Narrator: T'was a dark and stormy night
Not a creatue was in flight
All the heroes were in fright
The unlikely villian was quite a sight...
Oh who! Oh who would end this plight?!
author: YES!! who IS gonna end this plight?!.......waiiiittt a minute... since when did this story have a narrator? a rhyming one at that.....
Narrator: *smiles* It's me! Dark_Angel666!
Here to help your story from the fritz!
*scratches head* seems as if all the seats are empty out in tv land...
Perhaps you need a rock and roll band?
author:.........nah. I'm just gonna finish the story.
Narrator: very well, you refuse my helpfullness..... Let us return to Return of the Madness!!
***back to story***
Palmer: BWAHAHAHAHA!! you're all tied up and doomed to a slow and painful death, with no escape! hahahahahahaah! any last requests you blubbering fools?!
author: ummmmmmm.... maybe just one..... could you untie me and set me free??
Palmer: Okey! let me just get my... WAIT! you surely dont think *I* am stupid enough to fall for that, do you??? I am the mighty Triple Q! bwhaahahahah!
Blowjo: *sneaks up on Palmer* obviously you're stupid enough to leave Blowjo alone with the electro-rod-dealy! FEEL MY WRATH! *cranks up power on the thing and jabs it at Palmer, disappearing forever in the layers of fat*
Palmer: BAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *fat jiggles like mad as Palmer is electrocuted*
***everyone is hypnotised as they watch the fat fly***
Cid: wooooahhhh man... it's like jello jigglers.......just like momma used to make!
Vincent: cant......take........eyes.......off.....AHHHHHH!!!
author: Holy sh*t! hes like a lava lamp on steroids!!!
**suddenly Palmer explodes into a million neatly packaged cans of lard**
Rufus: *runs into the room* What the hell is going on out here?!?! I DEMAND SATISFACTION!! I AM RUFUS SHI--- *gets hit by a random can of lard and knocks him out*
*cloud starts laughing uncontrollably and falls down*
Narrator: The turn of events was horrible marred
Seems Palmer WAS a tub of lard!
Will our heroes now escape?
Or will Blowjo now reinforce them with industrial tape????
Blowjo: ITS HOJO!!!! H-O-J-O!!! now its time to get my revenge! ...............Physcopathic-tard-with-dangerous-weapon style! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! *hauls a chainsaw out of no where* HERRREEESSS HOJO!
Vincent: HES GOT THE CHAINSAW!! *starts trying to get away, but since hes tied to a chair he just falls*
Hojo: time to cut off your--
Author: GASP! nooooo!! thast inhuman!
Reeve: you truely are a monster!!
Hojo: Thats right! I'm gonna cut off all your precious HAIR! bwahahahaha!
everyone: *exchanges glances* ....hair...?
Vincent: *who's still on the floor* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *bawls*
Narrator: but out of the turbulance of the night..
Alas! A creature IS in flight...
*skuvey kat begins to swing in on a rope*
Skurvey Kat: DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! *sees her hands are catching on fire* BAH! rope burn!! Rope burn!! *falls on a balcony and brushes herself off like nothing happened* ahem. as i was saying.. *grabs another rope*
author: WAIT!!!!! thats not a rope!! thats electrical wir--
**alot of screams and electrical burning is heard, when skurvey kat eventually forms a smoldering pile on top of Hojo**
vincent:........well......at least you saved the day.....?
Skurvy Kat: heh.... surprise!
narrator: *walks into room* And so the day is saved yet again, Thanks to Kimmie and all her friends!
Skurvy Kat: HEY! *I* saved the day!! didnt you just hear what vincent just said???
Dark_Angel666: whatever. Im just reading what the scrip says.. *sarcastically* by the way, did i tell tell you what a fine piece of work this is?? And can i stop this friggin poet facade yet? Just because i write poem, doesnt mean i speak in rhyme every minute of every day. Im going home... you owe me money.
Skurvy Kat: me too! Emotional Damages!!! GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!!!! or feel my wrath!
Author: alright, alright, dont have a turkey. *gives them each a wheelbarrow of cash*
Vincent: GASP! my money!!! It was you!! You stole my money you little bastard!!!
author: uhh........ i think thats your cue Dark_Angel666... i grant your wish!
*Dark_Angel666 grabs vinny and gives him a bone-crushing hug... literally*
author: ..buying me enough time to get away.....*laughs* story dismissed!!!!!!
**THE END***
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Author *back from the crazyhouse* and so i take these 5 times a day and.... *notices people are there* aheh... gummie bears... really. well... this isnt really the end.... WAIT! no! come back! ....uh....well, to those of you that are still with us..
*the tumbelweed once again makes its appearance as it rolls across the screen*
author: ....theres gonna be an encore credits chapter.... well, if i gets any encores.. or if i just feel like it.. i have that power!! lol ! ...all thats left for you to do is REVIEW! ENCORE! whatever!
BTW: skurvy kat and dark_angel666 are both great authors. check out dark_angel666's really great poetry, and skurvy kat's wacky tales of wackiness! and dont lower their credability just b/c i refered them! lol
PEACE OUT
Kimmie*
Chapter 6: this is the end... my only friend, the end.
A/N: GASP! here i am again! this is a real short one!
Random reader: Woohoo... now i dont have to read it like all your other stories!
author: hey! how did u get in here??
random reader: well, we all know how open minded you are... unfortuantly for you, your brain fell out
author: ....me loose brain? uh oh......
random reader: yeah... and due to the brainlessness of your dear author.. im forced to tell you to "ENJOY" the last chapter of the "official" story......... yeah... i know what youre thinking... i dont like the looks of those quotations.... who knows what vile plans she has conjured up to corrupt you?!
author: *dribbles her fingers over her lips*
random reader: ........yeah, and pop music has already taken over half the world anyway, so odds are, youre already corrupted, so i wouldnt worry.
Disclaimer: no ownership by me for the following: FF7, authors Skurvy Kat and Dark_Angel666, and of course, jello jigglers.
**************************************************************************** *
Narrator: T'was a dark and stormy night
Not a creatue was in flight
All the heroes were in fright
The unlikely villian was quite a sight...
Oh who! Oh who would end this plight?!
author: YES!! who IS gonna end this plight?!.......waiiiittt a minute... since when did this story have a narrator? a rhyming one at that.....
Narrator: *smiles* It's me! Dark_Angel666!
Here to help your story from the fritz!
*scratches head* seems as if all the seats are empty out in tv land...
Perhaps you need a rock and roll band?
author:.........nah. I'm just gonna finish the story.
Narrator: very well, you refuse my helpfullness..... Let us return to Return of the Madness!!
***back to story***
Palmer: BWAHAHAHAHA!! you're all tied up and doomed to a slow and painful death, with no escape! hahahahahahaah! any last requests you blubbering fools?!
author: ummmmmmm.... maybe just one..... could you untie me and set me free??
Palmer: Okey! let me just get my... WAIT! you surely dont think *I* am stupid enough to fall for that, do you??? I am the mighty Triple Q! bwhaahahahah!
Blowjo: *sneaks up on Palmer* obviously you're stupid enough to leave Blowjo alone with the electro-rod-dealy! FEEL MY WRATH! *cranks up power on the thing and jabs it at Palmer, disappearing forever in the layers of fat*
Palmer: BAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *fat jiggles like mad as Palmer is electrocuted*
***everyone is hypnotised as they watch the fat fly***
Cid: wooooahhhh man... it's like jello jigglers.......just like momma used to make!
Vincent: cant......take........eyes.......off.....AHHHHHH!!!
author: Holy sh*t! hes like a lava lamp on steroids!!!
**suddenly Palmer explodes into a million neatly packaged cans of lard**
Rufus: *runs into the room* What the hell is going on out here?!?! I DEMAND SATISFACTION!! I AM RUFUS SHI--- *gets hit by a random can of lard and knocks him out*
*cloud starts laughing uncontrollably and falls down*
Narrator: The turn of events was horrible marred
Seems Palmer WAS a tub of lard!
Will our heroes now escape?
Or will Blowjo now reinforce them with industrial tape????
Blowjo: ITS HOJO!!!! H-O-J-O!!! now its time to get my revenge! ...............Physcopathic-tard-with-dangerous-weapon style! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! *hauls a chainsaw out of no where* HERRREEESSS HOJO!
Vincent: HES GOT THE CHAINSAW!! *starts trying to get away, but since hes tied to a chair he just falls*
Hojo: time to cut off your--
Author: GASP! nooooo!! thast inhuman!
Reeve: you truely are a monster!!
Hojo: Thats right! I'm gonna cut off all your precious HAIR! bwahahahaha!
everyone: *exchanges glances* ....hair...?
Vincent: *who's still on the floor* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *bawls*
Narrator: but out of the turbulance of the night..
Alas! A creature IS in flight...
*skuvey kat begins to swing in on a rope*
Skurvey Kat: DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! *sees her hands are catching on fire* BAH! rope burn!! Rope burn!! *falls on a balcony and brushes herself off like nothing happened* ahem. as i was saying.. *grabs another rope*
author: WAIT!!!!! thats not a rope!! thats electrical wir--
**alot of screams and electrical burning is heard, when skurvey kat eventually forms a smoldering pile on top of Hojo**
vincent:........well......at least you saved the day.....?
Skurvy Kat: heh.... surprise!
narrator: *walks into room* And so the day is saved yet again, Thanks to Kimmie and all her friends!
Skurvy Kat: HEY! *I* saved the day!! didnt you just hear what vincent just said???
Dark_Angel666: whatever. Im just reading what the scrip says.. *sarcastically* by the way, did i tell tell you what a fine piece of work this is?? And can i stop this friggin poet facade yet? Just because i write poem, doesnt mean i speak in rhyme every minute of every day. Im going home... you owe me money.
Skurvy Kat: me too! Emotional Damages!!! GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!!!! or feel my wrath!
Author: alright, alright, dont have a turkey. *gives them each a wheelbarrow of cash*
Vincent: GASP! my money!!! It was you!! You stole my money you little bastard!!!
author: uhh........ i think thats your cue Dark_Angel666... i grant your wish!
*Dark_Angel666 grabs vinny and gives him a bone-crushing hug... literally*
author: ..buying me enough time to get away.....*laughs* story dismissed!!!!!!
**THE END***
************************************************************
Author *back from the crazyhouse* and so i take these 5 times a day and.... *notices people are there* aheh... gummie bears... really. well... this isnt really the end.... WAIT! no! come back! ....uh....well, to those of you that are still with us..
*the tumbelweed once again makes its appearance as it rolls across the screen*
author: ....theres gonna be an encore credits chapter.... well, if i gets any encores.. or if i just feel like it.. i have that power!! lol ! ...all thats left for you to do is REVIEW! ENCORE! whatever!
BTW: skurvy kat and dark_angel666 are both great authors. check out dark_angel666's really great poetry, and skurvy kat's wacky tales of wackiness! and dont lower their credability just b/c i refered them! lol
PEACE OUT
Kimmie*