A/N: Erenriel, LOL to that! I'll be waiting! Oh, and I liked 'Ducky' because all my friends call me 'duck' when they want to annoy me! You see, I like swans (as you can tell by my name) and I'm constantly teasing them. It doesn't really affect me, but I play along... LOL! ;) *Star Girl*, hmm... HTP? RIGHT! =) Ohh, Sound of Music... I hadn't thought about that! *rubs hands and starts plotting* Thanx! Duelingbagpipes (funny name), oops! Sorry! *glues Bombadil back together and hands him over* =D I love popcorn!! *chomp* How did you know? *chomp* Gooood popcorn... *chomp* Well the madness must go on! =)

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Lord of the Rings – Age of Mythology Style

Pink hippo flies around and attacks Barad-dûr with a terrible shower of red fluffy hearts. Suddenly, a thunder comes out of nowhere and the rainbow-trailed hippo is reduced to ashes. After that, the Eye of Sauron starts weeping. Why? What was he thinking of?

1) What kind of Evil-Dark-Lord-trying-to-conquer-and-rule-the-world am I without an evil cackle?? Mummy, I want a mouth!!!

2) He was my one true love!... *sob* *sniff*

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Lord of the Rings – Morse Code Style

The Ring's chain in the movies. Is it me, or is it just constantly alternating between existing and non-existing?? Is it an optical illusion?? Hmm... perhaps it's an SOS signal from Sauron... poor guy, to be robbed by a Hobbit!

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Lord of the Rings – Contact (you know, that movie with Jodie Foster, I think) Style

*At Caradhras*

Boromir: 'Tis a strange fate we should suffer so much fear and doubt...

Eheh... I'm pretty sure you didn't get it, so I'll explain. Last Summer was HELL to me (I was never so bored in my life!) so I decided to make a few experiments with the FotR movie... I recorded a few speeches and lines, and then altered their speeds, reversed them, etc. It was VERY funny!! Anyway, I came to the conclusion that if you slow down this line, it pretty much sounds as some radio communication from outer space! Eheh! Actually, a few lines have become very famous between me and my friend Helluin, over these things! This particular line became know as "Boromir from outer space". LOL! If you'd like to hear the recordings, let me know and I'll be glad to send them to you by e-mail! ;)

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Lord of the Rings – Indiana Jones crossed with AntZ Style

*At the bridge of Khazad Dum*

Everyone crosses it hurriedly, but instead of a Balrog on their tail, what comes is a huge ball made from roach-like-orcs holding to each other! Eheh... not very funny though.

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Lord of the Rings – Matrix Style

Agent Elrond: Hobbits are a virus...

Eheh... this isn't actually my idea... I visited this cool site once and found two great pics (ROTFLH!!!) I really don't remember where it was... Anyway, one of them was Elrond with his Matrix's dark glasses, and the background was made of those columns of numbers that are always showing in Matrix, but with Tengwar instead! BEAUTIFUL!!! LOL! I have it on my pc as desktop!! IT'S BRILLIANT!!! And the other one too!... ROTFL!!

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Lord of the Rings – Classical Mythology Style

~Medusa~

Galadriel looks into the Mirror and turns into stone. ^_^

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Lord of the Rings – Xena Style

Éowyn dyes her hair black and turns on a very poor and unsuspecting evil Witch-king:

"YYYEEEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"

Lord of the Rings – Hercules (the TV show also) Style

Pippin goes to her aid. ^_^

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Lord of the Rings – Captain Planet Style

Anyone remembers these cartoons? Gosh, they're just soooo oldie!! But I used to love watching them! Right now, though, that goes completely beyond my comprehension... Let me know if you didn't get it, and, again, I'll explain...

Galadriel: VIND!!!!!

Elrond: WATER!!!!!

Mithrandir: FIRE!!!!!

Some disembodied voice: When all the powers combine, HERE'S CAPTAIN PLANET!!!!!

*A blue/green (don't remember right now) Sauron suddenly appears wearing the One Ring*

Sauron: Thanks, you guys! You just returned me my Ring!! MWAHAHAHAH!!!!! I shall now have full dominion of Middle-Earth and enslave all the free people that walk on its lands!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! But please remember this... care for the enviroment! Don't polute! Nature's your FRIEND!!!

Author: *snickers*

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Lord of the Rings – Dragonball Style

Ahh... here's another of those series, which I am proud to claim that I never liked! PHEW!! I did watch a few episodes though...

Featuring... GIMLI!! as Songoku (or whatever it is...)

Bearing a stupid grin on his face, Gimli goes to the edge of some high cliff. He jumps down calling "MAGIC CLOUD!!!!!" What will happen?

1) Nothing comes and Gimli has just leapt to his untimely death.

2) The stupid yellow cloud *does* (somehow) come, but Gimli is just too heavy, and still he squashes himself on the bottom of the ravine.

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Lord of the Rings – Knight Rider Style

I used to worship these series when I was about 9 years old... Anyway, do you know those episodes when Michael Knight discovered he had an evil twin? Picture this cast:

Kit – Shadowfax with a stupid red lamp attached to his head

Michael – Gandalf, the White

Evil Twin – Saruman, the Rainbow dude

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Lord of the Rings – Baywatch Style

Legolas drowns because he is too fascinated with the Sea to actually notice he was walking in and, well, drowning. Arwen goes to his rescue, but she too drowns due to her overly heavy dress that she did not take off so that no one would drool on her. Fortunately, they are both saved at the nick of time by Aragorn. When the noble man gets them back on the sand, though, a multitude of slash/Mary Sue/sucky romances'/etc. fans surrounds the three. Aragorn gets confused and doesn't know whether he really should do mouth to mouth breathing to the poor victims, because of the rabid people shouting at him.

"Legolas!! Legolas first!! Dump Arwen!! Just look at that sexy elf!!"

"Arwen!! She's your one true love, remember?! Save Arwen!!"

Before he actually does make the critical choice, Gimli (who, in body, has suddenly become very much like Pamela Anderson...) goes to his rescue, and keeps him from having to do anything to anyone.

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Lord of the Rings – Sailor Moon Style

Eheh, I was always very nasty to this particular cartoon... But picture this:

The Three Hunters:

Legolas as Sailor Moon

Aragorn as Sailor Mars

Gimli as Sailor Mercury

And the random/ completely idiotic/ pathetic monster:

Lurtz with his pink pompom

Well, you wouldn't know about Lurtz and the pompom unless you've watched the FotR's extended DVD!...