~Kurochan:Well her goes!!!
*Nekochan:Jeronimo!!!!
~Kurochan: Please review and if you can read Spanish....
*Nekochan: Please read my fic in the original novel section "Un encuentro inesperado"
~Kurochan: I would like to thank all our reviewers!!!! That gave me the courage to mess up some more!!!
*Nekochan:..... moving on.......
~Kurochan: Here's chapter one!! I know we're suppose to work on my light but....
*Nekochan: The idea's stuck...
~Kurochan: Anywho.... Here it is!
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They were all at gathered Odeisha's house and they were hanging out in her bohio[1]. Dax was scanning the perimeters for any "chicks"(come on he's surrounded by them!!!)(THEY don't count!). Fernando(Dimitri) was staring at Dax to be able to absorb every inch of his body or how we say it "tomando foto"[2]. Odeisha was on the floor listening to her Slayers cd and reading. Chin was reading a book on forests. Kathi was...staring at the wall....
"Oi, Chin waz that?" asked Kathi pointing to the wall.
"It's a wall you brainless spaz." Chin snapped, then looked at Odeisha to see if she had heard anything. Odeisha was listening to her music,good.
Dax stood up to see what Kathi was pointing at and inquired: "The wall's a brainless spaz? Wha?"
"No the hole, stupid." answered Kathi.
"Hm...termites?"
"What a retard! Termites? In brick?" said Chin.
"Well miss perfect! You tell what it is!"
"It's a hole in the wall which my sister pointed out and got all that unnecesary attention around it!"
"Shut up!"
Exactly after Chin finished and Dax started Odeisha had taken off her headphones...
"Ey! Que chu-- te pasa?! 'Tas liso cui'ate. La proxima vez te prometo una patada!"scolded Odeisha[3]
"Kool, ok ya I get it" said Dax
"Kathi, tell me what's all the noise about."
Kathi pointed to the wall."De hooooole."
"Lemme see I should know something about it,It is my house..."Odeisha examined the hole from different angles and finnally said: "I have no idea of what it is..."
After a while of silence Dax said: "Go on... poke it!"
"You poke it!" said Odeisha
"Chin poke it!" said Fernando
"Kathi poke it."said Chin
"ME?!" said Kathi
"No mira le 'ta hablando a la tulivieja..." said Odeisha[4]
"Oh! Alright I'll do it!" said Fernando.
Fernando reached out his hand to touch the hole when it grew all of a sudden. Some wind, lightning and thunder rolled out of the vortex like a greased pig...(*Wha?)(~Ya know fast and hits you like a barrell...).Suddenly it began to suck up things like a vacum.
"Yarg hold on!" Dax said as he held on to the wall opposite to the black hole.
"Help!" sceamed Dimitri who held on to Kathi's leg "My pants!!"
A cat flew by with a yowl qnd got sucked in to the vortex.
"El gato voladooooooooooooorrrrrrrrr"[5] said Odeisha.
"Kitty go down da hooooooooooooollllleeee!!![6]" said Dax"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
"Dax! Stop laughing! Don't let go!!! DAX!!!" Screamed Chin
"Banana Wanna!!!!" screamed Kathi.[7]
"What?!" said Dimitri
" Sorry I'm nervous" answered Kathi.
"Cant...hold...on...."
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
They all got sucked in, and as suddenly as it came the hole left.Because thats how holes are....
A forest somewhere in Krynn.....
"Caramon! My water."
"Yes, Raist."
Tanis looked at hte group he spent ost of his life with throug happiness and sadness, life and death, love and hate, sickness and health, richer or poorer, better or worse (~For Pete's Sake he didn't MARRY them Neko!). These we're the peolple he trusted and cherished......hey?! Did sturm just make a pass at Laurana?! That backstabbing two timming weasel! He's trying to steal one of my women!!!
Meanwhiles Tanis seethed in his brain, Tas had taken opportunity by the ba(*hey!!!) erm...leg and em...."found" something. He had "found" a dragon pendant hidden inside Goldmoon's dress ontop of her left bossom in a pouch in a box with a lock on it. How careless!!!
Riverwind had a tough question on his mind....so tough that he felt a headache comming on. What rhymed with orange? Courage? It was for his poem "Ode to Goldmoon" and it went like this:
Oh Goldmoon! Your hair!!!
Oh Goldmoon! When you're near!!
Oh Goldmoon! You make me feel!!!!
Oh Goldmoon! The world is real!!!
Oh Goldmoon! Like an orange!!!
Now what? Forange? Is that a word? Hm... I know! I'll ask Caramon later! Leaving Riverwind to his...mm...musings we move on to Goldmoon...
Goldmoon was wondering if brown brought out her eyes. If her nails needed some care and if this stick mussed up her wardrobe......
Laurana on the other side was thinking how to make a brush out of wood. How will I get a my makeup while surrounded by this cestpool of ignoramus...
Tika was busy fixing he blouse and thinking about the guys. Hm... how old was I before I met them again? Hm... Caramon has a real nice butt...(~jejeje).Laurana and Goldmoon are sooooo pretty, I wish I could look like.... Did Caramon just wink at me!? Oh... And she just kept on ranting....
Flint thought of nothing.........other than whittling that is.....
Caramon.............well let's not venture into his "oh so complex" mind shall we?
Raistlin...............I haven't the guts to go in there.....Anyway's he's studying sooo..... We're moving along....
Sturm was thinking knightly things like: Why is Tanis staring at me? and Is my fly open or something? Does my moustache need trimming? Does this armor make me look fat?
Kitiara......(~waitacottonpikinminute what the...?) doesn't think, she does.(~hey! what is she....?) At the moment she was(~she's not....!)cleaning her sword.(THUMP)(~Ow...)
"Hey Raist! Whatcha doing??"
"Scratching my ba(*HEY!) What does it look like I'm doing?!"
"I dunno......reading?"
"onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnineten........Yes brother I'm reading.....No leave me in peace..."
Mmmm....guys?" asked Tas "Do you hear that?"
"What?" asked Tika
"Sounds like a cat spitting up a huge hairball" said Laurana.
"......." colective silence(~BUY SOME NOW! 2 FOR THE PRICE OF 1!!!!)
"But the one I hear is more like an interdimentional vortex spitting up 5 people into a thorny rose bush 10 miles up river...."
"........"(~SEE HOW IT WORKS!!! BUY NOW!!!!)
"Same diffrence..."said Laurana.
"......." (~FEW ARE LEFT ORDER NOW!!!!!!!!)
"I say we check it out!" said Tanis "anyone who agrees with me say aye."
Crickets Chirp (~BUY SOME CRICKETS HERE!! NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES!!!!)
"The votes are unanimous....Let's get a move on....!!!"
They all start packing and stuff with Moans and Groans. "Grumble,Grumble, slave driver, grumble, grumble, abuse of power, grumble,grumble, ima gonna sue,grumble,grumble,my butt hurts, grumble,grumble got one of those arrows of his stuck up his butt!"
Somewhere in a thorn bush....
"He's the undisputed KING of morons!"
"Odeisha your being too soft on him." growled Kathi
" I agree, He is the stupidest human being that God put on the face of this planet!" said Chin
"Now there's something I agree on with you....ow!" said Dax.
"Ey! Dimitri!!! Give us a hand you're the only one that was spared!!" screamed Odeisha
"Ok I'll try" Fernando held the bush and..." Ow!! sorry I can't do anything...."
"That little excuse for a maggot!!!" hissed Kathi
Then they all hearded a spidery language, the air crackled all around them and "POOF" Chin was free outside of the bush.Odeisha stared. Dax stared.
Then they heard cracking and ripping and felt as if the ground was being ripped appart.Kathi appeared beside Chin with the bush under her arm.....Odeisha stared. Dax stared.
Odeisha tried to move....nothing....
Dax tried to move.......nothing......
".....Help?"(~BUY SOME HELP!!! ONLY AT THE FARTHEST DEPARTMENT STORE FROM YOUR HOUSE!!!)
After pulling them out of the thorns.They discovered:
Kathi was strong enough to uproot trees and heave boulders.
Chin had magik that gave her fits of coughing an'stuff, but magik none the least....
Odeisha and Dax had weapons.
Fernando was an elf...
They also discovered that the had diffrent clothes on....
Chin had a long sleeved lilac dress w/turtleneck that had a hole in front that showes a bit of her bossom.Upon her shoulders she had a red cape thing that she could use to cover herself with. And upon her noble brow she had a silver circlet...(~???is that it?)
Kathi had on armor.....She had underneath that a blue tanktop and a pair of short white lycra. Also she wore a pair of high skyblue boots and a silver stud on her tounge that she swore was never there before.
Dax wore a chest plate and the knee thing for armor.He had a long sleeved white shirt on w/tan Khakis and a pair of brown boots.He also wore a silver earing on his right earlobe.
Odeisha had a black turtleneck,longsleeved,shirt a pair of black jeans and short black boots. She also had a hood that hid her face and a silver bracelet-like-thinghy on her arm.
Dimitri had a yellow T-Shirt and orange shorts w/white sneakers.He wore a silver anklet(~Well he's inconspicous).
Ok now they had most of their quesions anwered, now only two things were missing:
WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY!?
WHO BROUGHT THEM!?
These answers and mor in the next episode....Who can gut a bunny?
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~Kurochan: TAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Nekochan:YaY!!!!
~Kurochan: Any suggestions? Hate one of our new characters? Tell me he/she will get a few slaps!!!
*Nekochan: Remember people we're working on getting unsigned reviews bear with us meanwhiles write at Kurochan21@hotmail.com!!!!
~Kurochan: Now what?
*Nekochan: We leave.....
~Kurochan:'Bout time! my butt hurts from sitting too long.
*Nekochan: Yeah mine too....
*~ Neko/Kurochan: JA!
[1] Porch in spanish!
[2] Photographing, sorta like storing for later......in spanish
[3]What the hells wrong with you?! You fresh next time ya' do that I'll kick ya!" in ruff spanish
[4]No! She's talking to the tulivieja*sarcastic* again ruff spanish
[5]A reggea song from over here sorta translated like: "The flying cat!"
[6] Mmmm.... A personal joke between Dax and the rest.
[7] A very annoying game to be introduced in the next chapter....if we get 5 reviews that is...
*Nekochan:Jeronimo!!!!
~Kurochan: Please review and if you can read Spanish....
*Nekochan: Please read my fic in the original novel section "Un encuentro inesperado"
~Kurochan: I would like to thank all our reviewers!!!! That gave me the courage to mess up some more!!!
*Nekochan:..... moving on.......
~Kurochan: Here's chapter one!! I know we're suppose to work on my light but....
*Nekochan: The idea's stuck...
~Kurochan: Anywho.... Here it is!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
They were all at gathered Odeisha's house and they were hanging out in her bohio[1]. Dax was scanning the perimeters for any "chicks"(come on he's surrounded by them!!!)(THEY don't count!). Fernando(Dimitri) was staring at Dax to be able to absorb every inch of his body or how we say it "tomando foto"[2]. Odeisha was on the floor listening to her Slayers cd and reading. Chin was reading a book on forests. Kathi was...staring at the wall....
"Oi, Chin waz that?" asked Kathi pointing to the wall.
"It's a wall you brainless spaz." Chin snapped, then looked at Odeisha to see if she had heard anything. Odeisha was listening to her music,good.
Dax stood up to see what Kathi was pointing at and inquired: "The wall's a brainless spaz? Wha?"
"No the hole, stupid." answered Kathi.
"Hm...termites?"
"What a retard! Termites? In brick?" said Chin.
"Well miss perfect! You tell what it is!"
"It's a hole in the wall which my sister pointed out and got all that unnecesary attention around it!"
"Shut up!"
Exactly after Chin finished and Dax started Odeisha had taken off her headphones...
"Ey! Que chu-- te pasa?! 'Tas liso cui'ate. La proxima vez te prometo una patada!"scolded Odeisha[3]
"Kool, ok ya I get it" said Dax
"Kathi, tell me what's all the noise about."
Kathi pointed to the wall."De hooooole."
"Lemme see I should know something about it,It is my house..."Odeisha examined the hole from different angles and finnally said: "I have no idea of what it is..."
After a while of silence Dax said: "Go on... poke it!"
"You poke it!" said Odeisha
"Chin poke it!" said Fernando
"Kathi poke it."said Chin
"ME?!" said Kathi
"No mira le 'ta hablando a la tulivieja..." said Odeisha[4]
"Oh! Alright I'll do it!" said Fernando.
Fernando reached out his hand to touch the hole when it grew all of a sudden. Some wind, lightning and thunder rolled out of the vortex like a greased pig...(*Wha?)(~Ya know fast and hits you like a barrell...).Suddenly it began to suck up things like a vacum.
"Yarg hold on!" Dax said as he held on to the wall opposite to the black hole.
"Help!" sceamed Dimitri who held on to Kathi's leg "My pants!!"
A cat flew by with a yowl qnd got sucked in to the vortex.
"El gato voladooooooooooooorrrrrrrrr"[5] said Odeisha.
"Kitty go down da hooooooooooooollllleeee!!![6]" said Dax"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
"Dax! Stop laughing! Don't let go!!! DAX!!!" Screamed Chin
"Banana Wanna!!!!" screamed Kathi.[7]
"What?!" said Dimitri
" Sorry I'm nervous" answered Kathi.
"Cant...hold...on...."
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
They all got sucked in, and as suddenly as it came the hole left.Because thats how holes are....
A forest somewhere in Krynn.....
"Caramon! My water."
"Yes, Raist."
Tanis looked at hte group he spent ost of his life with throug happiness and sadness, life and death, love and hate, sickness and health, richer or poorer, better or worse (~For Pete's Sake he didn't MARRY them Neko!). These we're the peolple he trusted and cherished......hey?! Did sturm just make a pass at Laurana?! That backstabbing two timming weasel! He's trying to steal one of my women!!!
Meanwhiles Tanis seethed in his brain, Tas had taken opportunity by the ba(*hey!!!) erm...leg and em...."found" something. He had "found" a dragon pendant hidden inside Goldmoon's dress ontop of her left bossom in a pouch in a box with a lock on it. How careless!!!
Riverwind had a tough question on his mind....so tough that he felt a headache comming on. What rhymed with orange? Courage? It was for his poem "Ode to Goldmoon" and it went like this:
Oh Goldmoon! Your hair!!!
Oh Goldmoon! When you're near!!
Oh Goldmoon! You make me feel!!!!
Oh Goldmoon! The world is real!!!
Oh Goldmoon! Like an orange!!!
Now what? Forange? Is that a word? Hm... I know! I'll ask Caramon later! Leaving Riverwind to his...mm...musings we move on to Goldmoon...
Goldmoon was wondering if brown brought out her eyes. If her nails needed some care and if this stick mussed up her wardrobe......
Laurana on the other side was thinking how to make a brush out of wood. How will I get a my makeup while surrounded by this cestpool of ignoramus...
Tika was busy fixing he blouse and thinking about the guys. Hm... how old was I before I met them again? Hm... Caramon has a real nice butt...(~jejeje).Laurana and Goldmoon are sooooo pretty, I wish I could look like.... Did Caramon just wink at me!? Oh... And she just kept on ranting....
Flint thought of nothing.........other than whittling that is.....
Caramon.............well let's not venture into his "oh so complex" mind shall we?
Raistlin...............I haven't the guts to go in there.....Anyway's he's studying sooo..... We're moving along....
Sturm was thinking knightly things like: Why is Tanis staring at me? and Is my fly open or something? Does my moustache need trimming? Does this armor make me look fat?
Kitiara......(~waitacottonpikinminute what the...?) doesn't think, she does.(~hey! what is she....?) At the moment she was(~she's not....!)cleaning her sword.(THUMP)(~Ow...)
"Hey Raist! Whatcha doing??"
"Scratching my ba(*HEY!) What does it look like I'm doing?!"
"I dunno......reading?"
"onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnineten........Yes brother I'm reading.....No leave me in peace..."
Mmmm....guys?" asked Tas "Do you hear that?"
"What?" asked Tika
"Sounds like a cat spitting up a huge hairball" said Laurana.
"......." colective silence(~BUY SOME NOW! 2 FOR THE PRICE OF 1!!!!)
"But the one I hear is more like an interdimentional vortex spitting up 5 people into a thorny rose bush 10 miles up river...."
"........"(~SEE HOW IT WORKS!!! BUY NOW!!!!)
"Same diffrence..."said Laurana.
"......." (~FEW ARE LEFT ORDER NOW!!!!!!!!)
"I say we check it out!" said Tanis "anyone who agrees with me say aye."
Crickets Chirp (~BUY SOME CRICKETS HERE!! NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES!!!!)
"The votes are unanimous....Let's get a move on....!!!"
They all start packing and stuff with Moans and Groans. "Grumble,Grumble, slave driver, grumble, grumble, abuse of power, grumble,grumble, ima gonna sue,grumble,grumble,my butt hurts, grumble,grumble got one of those arrows of his stuck up his butt!"
Somewhere in a thorn bush....
"He's the undisputed KING of morons!"
"Odeisha your being too soft on him." growled Kathi
" I agree, He is the stupidest human being that God put on the face of this planet!" said Chin
"Now there's something I agree on with you....ow!" said Dax.
"Ey! Dimitri!!! Give us a hand you're the only one that was spared!!" screamed Odeisha
"Ok I'll try" Fernando held the bush and..." Ow!! sorry I can't do anything...."
"That little excuse for a maggot!!!" hissed Kathi
Then they all hearded a spidery language, the air crackled all around them and "POOF" Chin was free outside of the bush.Odeisha stared. Dax stared.
Then they heard cracking and ripping and felt as if the ground was being ripped appart.Kathi appeared beside Chin with the bush under her arm.....Odeisha stared. Dax stared.
Odeisha tried to move....nothing....
Dax tried to move.......nothing......
".....Help?"(~BUY SOME HELP!!! ONLY AT THE FARTHEST DEPARTMENT STORE FROM YOUR HOUSE!!!)
After pulling them out of the thorns.They discovered:
Kathi was strong enough to uproot trees and heave boulders.
Chin had magik that gave her fits of coughing an'stuff, but magik none the least....
Odeisha and Dax had weapons.
Fernando was an elf...
They also discovered that the had diffrent clothes on....
Chin had a long sleeved lilac dress w/turtleneck that had a hole in front that showes a bit of her bossom.Upon her shoulders she had a red cape thing that she could use to cover herself with. And upon her noble brow she had a silver circlet...(~???is that it?)
Kathi had on armor.....She had underneath that a blue tanktop and a pair of short white lycra. Also she wore a pair of high skyblue boots and a silver stud on her tounge that she swore was never there before.
Dax wore a chest plate and the knee thing for armor.He had a long sleeved white shirt on w/tan Khakis and a pair of brown boots.He also wore a silver earing on his right earlobe.
Odeisha had a black turtleneck,longsleeved,shirt a pair of black jeans and short black boots. She also had a hood that hid her face and a silver bracelet-like-thinghy on her arm.
Dimitri had a yellow T-Shirt and orange shorts w/white sneakers.He wore a silver anklet(~Well he's inconspicous).
Ok now they had most of their quesions anwered, now only two things were missing:
WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY!?
WHO BROUGHT THEM!?
These answers and mor in the next episode....Who can gut a bunny?
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~Kurochan: TAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Nekochan:YaY!!!!
~Kurochan: Any suggestions? Hate one of our new characters? Tell me he/she will get a few slaps!!!
*Nekochan: Remember people we're working on getting unsigned reviews bear with us meanwhiles write at Kurochan21@hotmail.com!!!!
~Kurochan: Now what?
*Nekochan: We leave.....
~Kurochan:'Bout time! my butt hurts from sitting too long.
*Nekochan: Yeah mine too....
*~ Neko/Kurochan: JA!
[1] Porch in spanish!
[2] Photographing, sorta like storing for later......in spanish
[3]What the hells wrong with you?! You fresh next time ya' do that I'll kick ya!" in ruff spanish
[4]No! She's talking to the tulivieja*sarcastic* again ruff spanish
[5]A reggea song from over here sorta translated like: "The flying cat!"
[6] Mmmm.... A personal joke between Dax and the rest.
[7] A very annoying game to be introduced in the next chapter....if we get 5 reviews that is...