Who can gut a bunny?
~Kurochan:Darn this took long! But Shade Burrfoot Told me that I had to do it so I did! ^^
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Our ...expeditioners were walking aimlessly through the forest for all they knew they could've been walking in circles....but they didn't really care so....
"Hey Odi...." said Dax after a while of walking.
"Mmmm?"
"Shouldn't we've passed a Mickey Dee[1] by now?"
"Yeah I'm getting sorta hungry...." added Kathi slapping at a mosquito on her forehead.
"Hm....what's up wit this place they should have one on every block...."
"Odi ...I don't mean to be a bother....." started Chin as she picked her way through the underbrush.
"Chin you're never a bother..."
"Well," said Chin with a faint blush " I was wandering if you remember that we're not exactly home...."
"And you're point isssss....?" said Dax moving his hand in a circle motion.
"Oh I know!" said Kathi hitting her hand with her fist " she's home sick!"
"Okaaaaaayyyyy...." sighed Chin putting her hand on her face "lets try this again....we.don't.know.where.we.are."
Odeisha gasped "I forgot....hey....there weren't any Mickey Dee's in the days of yore or som'n!!!?"
"No....sorry...but no...." responded Chin.
Dax fell on his knees and looked up into the sky "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!"
After a whole lot of time walking the expeditioners sat for a breather in a clearing. The clearing was gorgeous you know with the flowers and the river and what not.....
"Ok, I read a book once about a band of adventurers, and to survive the usually hunted something.."said Kathi thinking hard.
A few seconds passed on unnoticed and then Dax said:
"Fish! Anyone can catch fish with a net!"
"Oh? And exactly where do you suggest we get one of those?" said Chin with a sarcastic smirk.
"Don't people leave those things lying around or something?"
"No." she said with a cool gaze "They cant afford to lose one of those..."
"Oh I know we'll make one out of bark! "
"For the love of... Who do you think you are Maguiver?![2]" said Kathi
"Soon he'll want to make bombs out of some gum and a shoelace.." said Chin as she laid back against a tree.
"Anyways I don't eat fish...." murmured Odeisha.
A hungry silence fell upon the group....
Dax looked at a bird perched on Kathi's shoulder."How 'bout a bird?" asked Dax
"YOU CANNIBAL! YOU BEAST!!!" said Chin and Kathi together.
"Ok no birds...." whispered Dax cringing.
Odeisha looked up from where she was counting ants on the ground "But chicken are birds and you eat them...."
"But see it's different(*That is prejudice against Chickens!!) chickens...are.... um..... help Chin...."
" You see,the superfluous chicken meat makes sucalifadoucious flour and plus it's good for your hair." (~Neko are you still on that?!) (*Why did they cut my hair?!!!!) (~Oh boy...)
"What ever that meant Chin... I believe it..." said Odeisha
Dax shook his head in disbelief sighed and said: "Movin on... what about Deer?"
"Way too cute....It reminds me of Bambi...." murmured Kathi.
Dax opened his eyes wide and put his fists on his chest and said in a whinny voice: "Momma? Momma? Momma!....."
"HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!" Odeisha laughed uproariously
Dax smirked and continued "Frogs?"
"I refuse to eat the slimy little things...." said Chin wrinkling her nose in disgust.
"You could always starve...." said Dax scowling.
"And you can lay down and die..." said Chin smiling a fake smile.
"Odi heard you!" exclaimed a surprised Kathi, she knew her sister never said anything that wasn't close to angelic infront of Odeisha.
"No, see.... after the whole bush fiasco I placed a spell on her that blocks all those...unpleasant things that I do or say from her innocent mind..." said Chin in an innocent voice with a smug face.
"In other words you blanked out her mind?" accused Dax frowning.
"Yep...." answered Chin with a smirk.
"Stupid Magic" mumbled Dax.
"Huh?" said Odeisha coming out of her stupor.
Dax placed his head on his hands defeated....."Nuthin.... Ooooohhhhhhh snails!"
"Yeech!" said a very disgusted Odeisha.
"What is it with the french cusine!?" screamed Kathi.
Dax sighed and announced: "Come on girls we're running out of animals here..."
"So?" said Odeisha lying down on the grass. "I'm not eating anything too disgusting..."
Dax thumped his head on the tree he was leaning on and asked: "Rats?"
"Do I look like a gully dwarf to you?!" exclaimed Odeisha.
"Huh a guhwha??" they others said together.[3]
"What is a gully dwarf?" said Chin regaining her composure.
"They're the cutest little things in Dragonlance, stupid and disgusting but cute nonetheless...."
"Dragonlance?" asked Dax looking interested.
"Books 'bout things that happen on Krynn...."
"Krynn?" asked a very confused Kathi.
"Nevermind!!!"(~Not the Mountain mind you)
"Anywho what about bunnies?" said Dax lying back on his tree crossing his arms.
"But..." started Kathi with wide eyes.
"They do reproduce pretty fast..." interrupted Chin.
"I never did like Thumper..." said Kathi standing and stretching, "So how do we do 'em off?"
"CHOP THE LITTLE BUGGERS!!" said Dax as he stood and struck a pose.
"Sure YOU'RE so graceful they definitely won't hear YOU...." said Odeisha voice dripping with sarcasm.
" I have a bow and some arrows...." Fernando contributed.
"Where did...." said everyone at the same time surprised that Fernando was useful at least once.
"Found em'...." he said shrugging.
"Odi I suggest we stay,by we I mean me and Fernando, and make a fire. You should also stay...." said Chin with a worried thoughtful look. The sun was on her hair and with the river sparkling beside her she looked like the closest thing to an angel or a princess at least.
"Aw... Chin don' worry I'll be back with Kathi before you can say pascuash....
"Wassa pascuash..?" inquired Fernando who somehow evaded all of Dax pushing and was hanging off his neck.
"I 'unno made it up..." said Odeisha shrugging and signaling towards Kathi to get Fernando off,she turned to Chin and kneeled infront of her. "If anything happens here give a holler 'kay? You know Kathi will most probably hear you, and we'll be right over....Bye!"
While entering the woods they started discussing who would control the arrows.
"I wanna get one!!! Please Odeisha Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaase???" begged Dax
"Oh alright...." said Odeisha shrugging 'what could possibly go wrong.'
~4 hours later~
Kathi and co. entered the clearing they were a disaster scrapes, bite marks,scratches and scabs that weren't there before, were there now.
"Oh my goodness what happened to you," said Chin hurrying to the group, "Odi!"
Kathi facevaulted.Dax had a big sweatdrop.
"I'm fine Chin. OH WHO AM I KIDDING DAX YOU'RE A MORON!!!!"
"Now she notices...." mumbled Chin wiping at a scratch she had on her arm.It was bleeding freely and she was staring at it strangely....
"NO I'M NOT!!!!" replied Dax trying to free his arm from Fernando's grasp. "Who would've known wild pigs attack with no reason..."
"Who would've known that if you shoot and hit someone's lover in the leg they would get angry!"
"Who would've known spying on naked women was a crime...."
"WHO WOULD'VE KNOWN I GAVE A MORON A BOW AND ARROWS OUT OF FREEWILL!!!"
"I don't like it when you guys fight..." said Kathi covering her ears.
"Kathi....we're not fighting we're discussing..." said Dax patting on her head with his free hand.
"Um Chin..." murmured Odeisha "why does it look like if your trying to lick my arm??"
"Huh?" said Chin looking up with wide eyes.She then looked down embarrassed. "Sorry..."
" 'S aright" said Odeisha looking at her like she grew antlers.
"Odiiiiiiii......" said Kathi pouting looking unbearably cute.
"Mmm?" said Odeisha smiling at the adorable face she was putting on.
Chin snorted and looked over the river squinting. 'Is that....?'
"I'm hungry!!!!"
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Tanis heard murmuring usually those were the first winds of mutiny but he had a tactic that always worked..... ignoring....When that failed, as it was doing now he had another tactic up his sleeve:
"Are you tired?"
"Of course not....we're all used to being slaves or better yet mules!" said Raistlin as he breathed hard from exertion and rolled his eyes.
"If you have a problem just say it! Why must you talk in riddles?!" exclaimed Tanis whirling around facing Raistlin.
Raistlin just placed his head in his hands and shook his head. Then he looked up to survey his surroundings.The kender was scratching his head. Flint was whittling again. Caramon,his brother, was saying things to Tika's ear.She was giggling.Sturm was trying to glare holes in my skull. Riverwind was thumping his head against the tree most probably about his poem. Kitiara was scratching her butt and sneering at Laurana. Laurana was sticking her tongue out at Kitiara. Goldmoon...had fallen asleep. Why oh why in all the god's names did I get together with this sorry group....
"Hey,have we've been walking long?" asked Tanis stepping before the group turning his back on Raistlin.
"No...not.....I don't...." they started but they all stopped at once when they saw Raistlin's madman look plus the fireball he held. Raistlin mouthed 'YES'. and they all said "YES!!!!" at the same time.
"Oh alright a five minute..." Tanis stopped in his tracks when he saw the girls give him 'THE LOOK!!!' "Five did I say five? I meant camp! Here for the night...." he finished nervously.
They looked around their surroundings and noticed the were beside a river....good it won't be hard to get something to eat... Raistlin settled his rump on a rock and demanded his hot water. Kitiara laid back gave Tanis a suggestive leer and closed her eyes.Laurana gave Tanis a 'If-I-see-you-go-near-her-you'll-have-no-children- EVER -look'. Tanis was busy inspecting the dirt,when Tas said "Tanis see that?"
"What?"
"That?"
"That what?
"That over there"
"Where?"
"Across the river..."
"The tree?"
"No the people..."
"Which people?"
"The thorn bush people,you dolt!" said Caramon who had heard the conversation and decided to add that insightfull info before leaving to get near his bro.
"How many?
"I told you before five! Let see two boys three girls..."
"Can you hear them?"
"Yes but they talk funny...."
"What can you understand..."
"Moron and...Stupid...."
"Alright...Caramon please come over here...."
"Yes? how can I be of service Tanis?"
"....."
"Where did you learn that phrase Caramon?"
"Oh it's new Raist taught me..."
"Alright....could you try to get their attention?"
"Who's?"
"The people across the river..."
"Oh alright...." he started taking off his clothes.
"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"Um...getting their attention?"
"Why don't you better wave?"
"Ohhhhhhh.....THAT kind of attention!"
"Yes..."
"HEY!!! YOU ACROSS THE RIVER!!!!"
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"Sis?"said Kathi looking where Chin was looking.
"mmm?"
"Why is there a guy with no shirt on screaming at us?"
"The moron waving his arms?"
"Yeah..."
"I dunno..."
"So can I wave back?"
"Whatever sinks your boat..."
"HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Kathi waving her arms.
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"Hey Tanis someone's waving back!!!"
"Good now we just want them to come over....."
"Wait she was just dragged back by someone...hm...."
"Maybe because there's a guy who's half dressed waving at them?" said Raistlin.
"You always have to find the downpart of everything don't you?!" said Tanis glaring at Raistlin.
Raistlin leaned over to Kitiara "No offence, but your boyfriend is a moron....".
"You think I don't know that?"she said keeping her eyes closed.
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"Kathi! What have I told you about talkin...better yet waving at strangers?!" whispered Odeisha under the bush.
"Don't do it?"
"Right,now why did you wave al the mad half dressed man?"
"I dunno,he seemed nice. Plus he may have some food......"
"Mmm...food...."
"I say we go gnaw on his food and if he tries anything we kill 'im." said Dax.
"Their..."commented Chin.
"Huh?" whispered Fernando.
"Their food.It's like two,four,eight,ten, eleven of 'em."
"C-can we take all of them?" stuttered Dax.
"W-what you scared?" stuttured Odeisha.
"Hell no! I can take 'em all!"
"Okay, I say we go over there!"
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"Hey it worked look!!They are swimming over!" exclaimed Caramon.
"Perfect!" rejoiced Tanis.
"They must be just as moronic as us...."murmured Raistlin.
"Hey!Look one of them is walking on the water!"
"What?!" said Raistlin jumping up. "A Floating Light Spell!(*Snicker)(~Oh go ahead you try to invent a spell name it ain't that easy!) Only the most doted magicians(~Uh,no magicians doesn't sound right)magik users (~Much better) can use that spell!"
"I dunno that person doesn't seem to have dots any where..."said Tas.
"Oh for the love of...."started Raist.
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"'Bout time we got here!" gasped Odeisha.
"Breathe...must breathe!!!" moaned Dax as he crawled up where Odeisha was lying.
"Aw man...I think I swallowed a fish...and not in the good way..." Kathi said flopping down where the rest where trying to Hack the fish up.
"Too bad you chose to swim Odi,I could've easily floated you over...."
"It's a good thing I'm so light I could walk on the floating wood..." giggled Fernando.
"Can it Dimitri!" said Odeisha wringing her clothes or at least trying to.
"HM...little mis perfect here needs to do som'n for the poor people an start a fire...."suggested Dax.
"How 'bout on your hair?"
"Haha..."
"Mmm? Whats funny?" said Odeisha shivering.
"Nuthin' said Dax shivering beside her.
Chin looked over where Caramon had made various attempts at burning the wet wood.She rubbed her forefinger and her thumb and then pointed to the wood which burst into flame.
"There go warm yourselves while I go talk to the nice people."
She opened her mouth only to be out done by Dax:
"Xopa people! Como tan'? Yo soy Dax! El papi de estas tipas. Y tu?"[4] Dax made a fist and stretched it out to Tanis.
Tanis who was fluent in every custom,language and race on Krynn was baffled. He'd heared the language before but he only remembered one phrase...he hoped it meant something...
"La cucaracha tiene grandes wevos."
Dax stared.Kathi stared. Chin stared.Fernado stared.Odeisha stared.
Chin couldn't help it she covered her mouth and let out a snicker. That led to the rest of them snorting and all out mocking laughter at the end.
"What? What did I say?"
"Tanis you just said that the roach has big erm....balls."said Tas.
"Oh."Tanis flushed a bright red."It's Kender isn't it?"
"Yep."
"Caramon..."
"Yes Tanis?"he said suppressing giggles.
"You laugh and I will kill you with my bare hands...."
"I'll try not to..." he responded barely keeping composure.
Raistlin and Kitiara were smirking in the background.
"OK thanks we needed that!" said Kathi giving him her radiant smile that could melt metal itself.
"Um..."Tanis blushed a bright crimson. "You're welcome"
"Enough of this!" said Chin she turned to Tanis "May I inquire what is your name?"
"I am named Tanis.This big Ox beside me is Caramon...."
"HOLD UP!Tanis, Flint,Tas,Caramon,Tika,Laurana, Kitiara,Goldmoon,Riverwind,Sturm and Raistlin?" asked Odeisha dreading the answer.
"Yes that's us.How did..."
"We're in Krynn....KRYNN!!!! After the Cataclysm...that's good. Goldmoon and Riverwind are here so that means that it's the Chronicles...that's bad.But if this is the Chronicles what is Kitiara doing here? Shouldnt she be torturing someone somewhere? Oh man there's draconians here!!!!That's worse! We're in DRAGONLANCE!!!! OH man we're so gonna die!
"Odi I don't understand...." said Kathi
"Well that's different.....but neither do I" added Chin
"How do you know these things child?"
"CHILD?! CHILD YA' GRANMA!!!!" said Odeisha then she faced Kathi an' co "You're not going to believe this guys...."
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[1]Mc Donald's
[2] A TV program they gave when we we're small, 'bout this guy that could make anything out of anything....
[3]Yep they know nothing about Dragonlance......
[4]"Sup people! I'm Dax! These girl's master! Who you?"
~Kurochan:Darn this took long! But Shade Burrfoot Told me that I had to do it so I did! ^^
*Nekochan:Wew boy am I happy we finally got this one up!
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~Kurochan: This part was sorta.....longer than usual....
*Nekochan: We finished this today hoping it would bring a smile!
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Our ...expeditioners were walking aimlessly through the forest for all they knew they could've been walking in circles....but they didn't really care so....
"Hey Odi...." said Dax after a while of walking.
"Mmmm?"
"Shouldn't we've passed a Mickey Dee[1] by now?"
"Yeah I'm getting sorta hungry...." added Kathi slapping at a mosquito on her forehead.
"Hm....what's up wit this place they should have one on every block...."
"Odi ...I don't mean to be a bother....." started Chin as she picked her way through the underbrush.
"Chin you're never a bother..."
"Well," said Chin with a faint blush " I was wandering if you remember that we're not exactly home...."
"And you're point isssss....?" said Dax moving his hand in a circle motion.
"Oh I know!" said Kathi hitting her hand with her fist " she's home sick!"
"Okaaaaaayyyyy...." sighed Chin putting her hand on her face "lets try this again....we.don't.know.where.we.are."
Odeisha gasped "I forgot....hey....there weren't any Mickey Dee's in the days of yore or som'n!!!?"
"No....sorry...but no...." responded Chin.
Dax fell on his knees and looked up into the sky "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!"
After a whole lot of time walking the expeditioners sat for a breather in a clearing. The clearing was gorgeous you know with the flowers and the river and what not.....
"Ok, I read a book once about a band of adventurers, and to survive the usually hunted something.."said Kathi thinking hard.
A few seconds passed on unnoticed and then Dax said:
"Fish! Anyone can catch fish with a net!"
"Oh? And exactly where do you suggest we get one of those?" said Chin with a sarcastic smirk.
"Don't people leave those things lying around or something?"
"No." she said with a cool gaze "They cant afford to lose one of those..."
"Oh I know we'll make one out of bark! "
"For the love of... Who do you think you are Maguiver?![2]" said Kathi
"Soon he'll want to make bombs out of some gum and a shoelace.." said Chin as she laid back against a tree.
"Anyways I don't eat fish...." murmured Odeisha.
A hungry silence fell upon the group....
Dax looked at a bird perched on Kathi's shoulder."How 'bout a bird?" asked Dax
"YOU CANNIBAL! YOU BEAST!!!" said Chin and Kathi together.
"Ok no birds...." whispered Dax cringing.
Odeisha looked up from where she was counting ants on the ground "But chicken are birds and you eat them...."
"But see it's different(*That is prejudice against Chickens!!) chickens...are.... um..... help Chin...."
" You see,the superfluous chicken meat makes sucalifadoucious flour and plus it's good for your hair." (~Neko are you still on that?!) (*Why did they cut my hair?!!!!) (~Oh boy...)
"What ever that meant Chin... I believe it..." said Odeisha
Dax shook his head in disbelief sighed and said: "Movin on... what about Deer?"
"Way too cute....It reminds me of Bambi...." murmured Kathi.
Dax opened his eyes wide and put his fists on his chest and said in a whinny voice: "Momma? Momma? Momma!....."
"HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!" Odeisha laughed uproariously
Dax smirked and continued "Frogs?"
"I refuse to eat the slimy little things...." said Chin wrinkling her nose in disgust.
"You could always starve...." said Dax scowling.
"And you can lay down and die..." said Chin smiling a fake smile.
"Odi heard you!" exclaimed a surprised Kathi, she knew her sister never said anything that wasn't close to angelic infront of Odeisha.
"No, see.... after the whole bush fiasco I placed a spell on her that blocks all those...unpleasant things that I do or say from her innocent mind..." said Chin in an innocent voice with a smug face.
"In other words you blanked out her mind?" accused Dax frowning.
"Yep...." answered Chin with a smirk.
"Stupid Magic" mumbled Dax.
"Huh?" said Odeisha coming out of her stupor.
Dax placed his head on his hands defeated....."Nuthin.... Ooooohhhhhhh snails!"
"Yeech!" said a very disgusted Odeisha.
"What is it with the french cusine!?" screamed Kathi.
Dax sighed and announced: "Come on girls we're running out of animals here..."
"So?" said Odeisha lying down on the grass. "I'm not eating anything too disgusting..."
Dax thumped his head on the tree he was leaning on and asked: "Rats?"
"Do I look like a gully dwarf to you?!" exclaimed Odeisha.
"Huh a guhwha??" they others said together.[3]
"What is a gully dwarf?" said Chin regaining her composure.
"They're the cutest little things in Dragonlance, stupid and disgusting but cute nonetheless...."
"Dragonlance?" asked Dax looking interested.
"Books 'bout things that happen on Krynn...."
"Krynn?" asked a very confused Kathi.
"Nevermind!!!"(~Not the Mountain mind you)
"Anywho what about bunnies?" said Dax lying back on his tree crossing his arms.
"But..." started Kathi with wide eyes.
"They do reproduce pretty fast..." interrupted Chin.
"I never did like Thumper..." said Kathi standing and stretching, "So how do we do 'em off?"
"CHOP THE LITTLE BUGGERS!!" said Dax as he stood and struck a pose.
"Sure YOU'RE so graceful they definitely won't hear YOU...." said Odeisha voice dripping with sarcasm.
" I have a bow and some arrows...." Fernando contributed.
"Where did...." said everyone at the same time surprised that Fernando was useful at least once.
"Found em'...." he said shrugging.
"Odi I suggest we stay,by we I mean me and Fernando, and make a fire. You should also stay...." said Chin with a worried thoughtful look. The sun was on her hair and with the river sparkling beside her she looked like the closest thing to an angel or a princess at least.
"Aw... Chin don' worry I'll be back with Kathi before you can say pascuash....
"Wassa pascuash..?" inquired Fernando who somehow evaded all of Dax pushing and was hanging off his neck.
"I 'unno made it up..." said Odeisha shrugging and signaling towards Kathi to get Fernando off,she turned to Chin and kneeled infront of her. "If anything happens here give a holler 'kay? You know Kathi will most probably hear you, and we'll be right over....Bye!"
While entering the woods they started discussing who would control the arrows.
"I wanna get one!!! Please Odeisha Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaase???" begged Dax
"Oh alright...." said Odeisha shrugging 'what could possibly go wrong.'
~4 hours later~
Kathi and co. entered the clearing they were a disaster scrapes, bite marks,scratches and scabs that weren't there before, were there now.
"Oh my goodness what happened to you," said Chin hurrying to the group, "Odi!"
Kathi facevaulted.Dax had a big sweatdrop.
"I'm fine Chin. OH WHO AM I KIDDING DAX YOU'RE A MORON!!!!"
"Now she notices...." mumbled Chin wiping at a scratch she had on her arm.It was bleeding freely and she was staring at it strangely....
"NO I'M NOT!!!!" replied Dax trying to free his arm from Fernando's grasp. "Who would've known wild pigs attack with no reason..."
"Who would've known that if you shoot and hit someone's lover in the leg they would get angry!"
"Who would've known spying on naked women was a crime...."
"WHO WOULD'VE KNOWN I GAVE A MORON A BOW AND ARROWS OUT OF FREEWILL!!!"
"I don't like it when you guys fight..." said Kathi covering her ears.
"Kathi....we're not fighting we're discussing..." said Dax patting on her head with his free hand.
"Um Chin..." murmured Odeisha "why does it look like if your trying to lick my arm??"
"Huh?" said Chin looking up with wide eyes.She then looked down embarrassed. "Sorry..."
" 'S aright" said Odeisha looking at her like she grew antlers.
"Odiiiiiiii......" said Kathi pouting looking unbearably cute.
"Mmm?" said Odeisha smiling at the adorable face she was putting on.
Chin snorted and looked over the river squinting. 'Is that....?'
"I'm hungry!!!!"
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Tanis heard murmuring usually those were the first winds of mutiny but he had a tactic that always worked..... ignoring....When that failed, as it was doing now he had another tactic up his sleeve:
"Are you tired?"
"Of course not....we're all used to being slaves or better yet mules!" said Raistlin as he breathed hard from exertion and rolled his eyes.
"If you have a problem just say it! Why must you talk in riddles?!" exclaimed Tanis whirling around facing Raistlin.
Raistlin just placed his head in his hands and shook his head. Then he looked up to survey his surroundings.The kender was scratching his head. Flint was whittling again. Caramon,his brother, was saying things to Tika's ear.She was giggling.Sturm was trying to glare holes in my skull. Riverwind was thumping his head against the tree most probably about his poem. Kitiara was scratching her butt and sneering at Laurana. Laurana was sticking her tongue out at Kitiara. Goldmoon...had fallen asleep. Why oh why in all the god's names did I get together with this sorry group....
"Hey,have we've been walking long?" asked Tanis stepping before the group turning his back on Raistlin.
"No...not.....I don't...." they started but they all stopped at once when they saw Raistlin's madman look plus the fireball he held. Raistlin mouthed 'YES'. and they all said "YES!!!!" at the same time.
"Oh alright a five minute..." Tanis stopped in his tracks when he saw the girls give him 'THE LOOK!!!' "Five did I say five? I meant camp! Here for the night...." he finished nervously.
They looked around their surroundings and noticed the were beside a river....good it won't be hard to get something to eat... Raistlin settled his rump on a rock and demanded his hot water. Kitiara laid back gave Tanis a suggestive leer and closed her eyes.Laurana gave Tanis a 'If-I-see-you-go-near-her-you'll-have-no-children- EVER -look'. Tanis was busy inspecting the dirt,when Tas said "Tanis see that?"
"What?"
"That?"
"That what?
"That over there"
"Where?"
"Across the river..."
"The tree?"
"No the people..."
"Which people?"
"The thorn bush people,you dolt!" said Caramon who had heard the conversation and decided to add that insightfull info before leaving to get near his bro.
"How many?
"I told you before five! Let see two boys three girls..."
"Can you hear them?"
"Yes but they talk funny...."
"What can you understand..."
"Moron and...Stupid...."
"Alright...Caramon please come over here...."
"Yes? how can I be of service Tanis?"
"....."
"Where did you learn that phrase Caramon?"
"Oh it's new Raist taught me..."
"Alright....could you try to get their attention?"
"Who's?"
"The people across the river..."
"Oh alright...." he started taking off his clothes.
"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"Um...getting their attention?"
"Why don't you better wave?"
"Ohhhhhhh.....THAT kind of attention!"
"Yes..."
"HEY!!! YOU ACROSS THE RIVER!!!!"
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"Sis?"said Kathi looking where Chin was looking.
"mmm?"
"Why is there a guy with no shirt on screaming at us?"
"The moron waving his arms?"
"Yeah..."
"I dunno..."
"So can I wave back?"
"Whatever sinks your boat..."
"HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Kathi waving her arms.
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"Hey Tanis someone's waving back!!!"
"Good now we just want them to come over....."
"Wait she was just dragged back by someone...hm...."
"Maybe because there's a guy who's half dressed waving at them?" said Raistlin.
"You always have to find the downpart of everything don't you?!" said Tanis glaring at Raistlin.
Raistlin leaned over to Kitiara "No offence, but your boyfriend is a moron....".
"You think I don't know that?"she said keeping her eyes closed.
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"Kathi! What have I told you about talkin...better yet waving at strangers?!" whispered Odeisha under the bush.
"Don't do it?"
"Right,now why did you wave al the mad half dressed man?"
"I dunno,he seemed nice. Plus he may have some food......"
"Mmm...food...."
"I say we go gnaw on his food and if he tries anything we kill 'im." said Dax.
"Their..."commented Chin.
"Huh?" whispered Fernando.
"Their food.It's like two,four,eight,ten, eleven of 'em."
"C-can we take all of them?" stuttered Dax.
"W-what you scared?" stuttured Odeisha.
"Hell no! I can take 'em all!"
"Okay, I say we go over there!"
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"Hey it worked look!!They are swimming over!" exclaimed Caramon.
"Perfect!" rejoiced Tanis.
"They must be just as moronic as us...."murmured Raistlin.
"Hey!Look one of them is walking on the water!"
"What?!" said Raistlin jumping up. "A Floating Light Spell!(*Snicker)(~Oh go ahead you try to invent a spell name it ain't that easy!) Only the most doted magicians(~Uh,no magicians doesn't sound right)magik users (~Much better) can use that spell!"
"I dunno that person doesn't seem to have dots any where..."said Tas.
"Oh for the love of...."started Raist.
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"'Bout time we got here!" gasped Odeisha.
"Breathe...must breathe!!!" moaned Dax as he crawled up where Odeisha was lying.
"Aw man...I think I swallowed a fish...and not in the good way..." Kathi said flopping down where the rest where trying to Hack the fish up.
"Too bad you chose to swim Odi,I could've easily floated you over...."
"It's a good thing I'm so light I could walk on the floating wood..." giggled Fernando.
"Can it Dimitri!" said Odeisha wringing her clothes or at least trying to.
"HM...little mis perfect here needs to do som'n for the poor people an start a fire...."suggested Dax.
"How 'bout on your hair?"
"Haha..."
"Mmm? Whats funny?" said Odeisha shivering.
"Nuthin' said Dax shivering beside her.
Chin looked over where Caramon had made various attempts at burning the wet wood.She rubbed her forefinger and her thumb and then pointed to the wood which burst into flame.
"There go warm yourselves while I go talk to the nice people."
She opened her mouth only to be out done by Dax:
"Xopa people! Como tan'? Yo soy Dax! El papi de estas tipas. Y tu?"[4] Dax made a fist and stretched it out to Tanis.
Tanis who was fluent in every custom,language and race on Krynn was baffled. He'd heared the language before but he only remembered one phrase...he hoped it meant something...
"La cucaracha tiene grandes wevos."
Dax stared.Kathi stared. Chin stared.Fernado stared.Odeisha stared.
Chin couldn't help it she covered her mouth and let out a snicker. That led to the rest of them snorting and all out mocking laughter at the end.
"What? What did I say?"
"Tanis you just said that the roach has big erm....balls."said Tas.
"Oh."Tanis flushed a bright red."It's Kender isn't it?"
"Yep."
"Caramon..."
"Yes Tanis?"he said suppressing giggles.
"You laugh and I will kill you with my bare hands...."
"I'll try not to..." he responded barely keeping composure.
Raistlin and Kitiara were smirking in the background.
"OK thanks we needed that!" said Kathi giving him her radiant smile that could melt metal itself.
"Um..."Tanis blushed a bright crimson. "You're welcome"
"Enough of this!" said Chin she turned to Tanis "May I inquire what is your name?"
"I am named Tanis.This big Ox beside me is Caramon...."
"HOLD UP!Tanis, Flint,Tas,Caramon,Tika,Laurana, Kitiara,Goldmoon,Riverwind,Sturm and Raistlin?" asked Odeisha dreading the answer.
"Yes that's us.How did..."
"We're in Krynn....KRYNN!!!! After the Cataclysm...that's good. Goldmoon and Riverwind are here so that means that it's the Chronicles...that's bad.But if this is the Chronicles what is Kitiara doing here? Shouldnt she be torturing someone somewhere? Oh man there's draconians here!!!!That's worse! We're in DRAGONLANCE!!!! OH man we're so gonna die!
"Odi I don't understand...." said Kathi
"Well that's different.....but neither do I" added Chin
"How do you know these things child?"
"CHILD?! CHILD YA' GRANMA!!!!" said Odeisha then she faced Kathi an' co "You're not going to believe this guys...."
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[1]Mc Donald's
[2] A TV program they gave when we we're small, 'bout this guy that could make anything out of anything....
[3]Yep they know nothing about Dragonlance......
[4]"Sup people! I'm Dax! These girl's master! Who you?"