The secrets Unfold
Kurochan:I know its about time we put this chap. up!!!!
Nekochan: I agree!Oh an for you few souls that were worried about me being in Max Security jail don't worry I busted out!!!
Kurochan: Yep! We are the masters of trouble making and mahem!!!
Nekochan: Not to mention Confusion!
Kurochan: We might be a tad busy 'cause we have the Romeo an Juliet play to put on and all....
Nekochan: Well we leave you to your reading....
Kurochan: Enjoy!
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We left our...um...somethings...in a discussion...
Odeisha- "You're a book..." she said flopping down on the hard floor.
"Excuse me?" said Tanis
"You're all in a book!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed Raistlin
"Is it now...a wizard shouldn't think like that if he wishes to amount into anything.."
"....."
After a while of silence...
"You don't believe me do you?" said Odeisha bowing her head "Fine! How about I start spewing secrets!!!"
"Go ahead" said Tanis waving his hand
"Ok lets start with Tanis shall we? You are indecisive crybaby! You try to decide for everyone's wellbeing but can't decide on one girl...What a load a leadership! Just to put salt on your wound I must inform them that you, Mr. Goody two shoes keep asking yourself Why am I doing this? I owe neither humans or elves they only think of me as an half breed they do not accept me....blahblahblah...."
"....." Tanis was standing with his eyes bugged out and his mouth wide open.
Seeing Tanis this way Tas was curious to try out how to make the face so he asked Odeisha to do him.
"Hm...well you,my precious thing,felt fear and loneliness only once,when you were with Pal...Fizban...you cried...MY POOR BABY!!!!!"and with that she threw her arms around him and brought him into a possessive,not to mention wet, hug.
"You're cold!" giggled Tas between her arms.
Flint decided to try his luck and asked her.
"Hm...You're afraid of growing old and being a burden instead of help."
"Hm..." was all he said and then he put his mind back into whittling.
Sturm being the courteous one started: "Lady what about..."
"You carry a big resentment towards the knights of Solamnia.The cause of this is their corruption,cowardice and hate which is eating away at their reputation and stuff..."
"How did you..."
"Told ya' you're a book"
Tika shyly stepped forward and opened her mouth.
"You Tika love Caramon to the extent of adoration and you would do ANYTHING to make him happy"
Tika blushed and avoided Caramaon's eyes.
"Human do me..." said Laurana in an imperious tone.
"I would love to..." said Dax with an perverted glint.
"She doesn't mean that 'do'...Dax."said Kathi boxing him across his head.
"Ok, well you are ashamed of your people and their behavior. Now go away!"
"How rude!"
Kitiara opened an eye and said: "Me"
"You're power-hungryand refuse to be a man's own so you claim him for yourself instead..."
"Maybe that's true..." as she closed her eyes Odeisha stuck out her tongue.
"I never liked you"
"Um kid how 'bout me?"
"Im not a kid! I'm seventeen!"
"....ok..."
"Ok you Caramon...oh boy... you hate the way your brother has changed for the worst but you insist on blinding your eyes from reality.Also you hate the way he talks to others, as if they were lower than him or a subject. You also can't stand the way the others stay away from him like the plague.You've also decided that as soon as your brother has found his outer strength and you your inner you can both part ways"
"Well my brother its nice to see the way you feel of me for real also the way you pity me..."
"Raist it's not like that..."
"Oi Raistlin before you start on your bro let me do you....I know what happened in the tower.What caused the drift between you and your brother.It was a monster which often changes shape to suit its host...its better known as jealousy.It will make you do or say things that you will regret in the following days,weeks,months or even years. You...I know you do not wish for me to say what happened..Par Salian forbade it... so I wont. I also know that you are nosy as an old hag. You're like the next door neighbor that peeks out behind the curtains at three in the morning to find out why you have your lights on. You adore knowing peoples's secrets and you would do anything to find a weakness you can manipulate well enough to use at a time of need and, THAT...is your weakness. That same thing could be the thing to lead you to your downfall. One day you'll say too much and instead of them falling into your net, you'll fall into theirs. For some reason...you won't believe this....you are the character in the story that people love the most. Girls swoon and fall in love with you and men think you rock! Rock meaning that you're awesome and amazing. Those fools, I understand putting Tas here as the most favorite...but you?!By the way Tas is second and Flint is next. Believe me when I say Tanis is last...So how you like dem apples!
"I'm a favorite?" said Raistlin with a look of total surprise
"Yep, They adore you.If a girl,one of those mind you, came here you would have to either gnaw off your arm or blast her off ya'. The up side is that you would have a faithful servant....
"Why the mage?"said Tanis in an outraged tone.
"Easy, girls always fall for the bad,evil guy in the group.They're more alluring.Take Sturm as an example he's stiff as a board.You're indecisive and Caramon,first off, has been around the block one too many times...ever heard of syphilis? And second he ain't all that smart.....
"HEY!"bellowed Caramon
"Well about the girls no one in their right mind would go into a room filled with girls that read dragonlance and say:"Kitiara is soooooooo cool" 'cause by the end of the comment you're sure to be missing a few limbs.
"What did I do to them to be hated so?"
" I don't know I guess your hate able cause I can't stand you or Laurana....Yeech she's annoying.You both are..."
"I beg your pardon!"
"What for did you fart?"
"Fart?"
"Y'know throw a gas out of your butt...behind" she said pointing at her butt.
"What nerve!"
"Poor little princess can't take a little comment?
"I have nothing to say to you you beast!
"CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!!CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!"
"DAX!!!Odi could you please tell us where we are...." said Chin giving Dax a cold stare.
"Well it ain't Solace,maybe Darken Wood....nah... no spookles. May be Dark Thraroth...nope em...hm...I have no idea....how bout you Tas?" she said looking down where Tas was lying comfortable.
"Mmmm? IdunnoIdn'tcare.Mecomfy"
"OK..."
"So Odi what do we do?"
"Well I say we stay the night with em 'cause Tas an' Flint can cook along with the girls an Caramon and co. can fight so we'll be safe enough. But I say we stay clear of Ragamuffin...."
"RAISTLIN!!!"
"Whatever! He's dangerous...and a cranky baby...."
"Am not! I mean ...I don not have any resemblance to a child"
"Aw...Caramon I think you brother needs a diaper change."
Caramon snorted but was quickly silenced by his brother's evil glare.
"Listen kid you're getting on my nerves...."
"So are you..."
"Must not waste magick on kid...."
"Must stand worthless mage...."
"Enough both of you! Mage you are not a child anymore and Kid grow up!"
"Hey I have a name! It's Odeisha!"
"Wha?"
"Oh like if your elven name is so easy to say!"
And with that a long discussion about names between Odeisha and Tanis ensued.
Raistlin took this time to go to a shadowy corner to sit.Soon enough Chin came and sat beside him.
"Hello,my name is Karina....but my mother changed my name to Chin.You must be Raistlin. I have to talk to you later meet me here,understood?"
"Uh....Fine?" he looked up to find the torturer right in front of him. 'In the name of the gods what does she want now?!' "Yes?"
"Um..."Odeisha gave Chin a look.
Chin excused herself and walked over to her sister. "Kathi get me some hot water..."
"Hot? What for?"
" To make tea for my blindness....It has already affected me I cannot see much...."
"YOU'RE BLIND??!! AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!"
"I won't be blind if you get me the darn water!"
"Oh ok....."
Back in the dark corner...
"Mr. Raistlin I have a few questions for ya' 'kay?"
"'Kay?" he echoed looking baffled.
"Ok. Do you use pants under those robes of yours? Or will we be blinded by the sight of your neon frilly underwear when there's a strong wind? Do you even WEAR any underwear? Do you go to the bathroom? Have you ever....you know....had fun with a girl? I don't mean ha-ha fun, more like ahah fun. Or maybe it was with a man? Do you physically like any of the group members? How bout plain like? How many robes do you own? If one, do you wash it? So you have to sit at home shivering in your underwear that you may or may not have, until Caramon brings it washed and dried? If two or more, where do you keep it when you travel? In the magik bag you stole from Felix the Cat? Can you cook? If you can, why don't you help Tas? If you can't, how did you survive when Kitiara left for adventures? Why are you bronze? Why not gold or silver? Why did you chose the red robes if you eventually end up....? Ooopss cant tell you that...it being your future and all...But can you still tell me the answer of what I started to say? Who is the person you would give everything up for? What kind of woman do you like? Is your hair old person white? Off white? Or Cool silver? Why can't you fly? What's the reason...."
"Lalalalalala, I'm not listening! Lalalalalala!!!" said Raistlin as he covered his ears with his fingers.
Odeisha pried one figure out enough to ask :"Do or did you ever wet the bed?!"
"AGH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!! IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I'LL BLAST YOU!!!"
"Um...is that a yes?"
"GO AWAY!!!!!!!!"
".......sheesh.....what a boob..."
While this...erm....let's just call it a third degree....was going on the other side of the clearing was hot...... not literally....
Dax was leaning on a tree while talking to the girls. He had his perv smile and had kicked up his flirt mode to high gear.
"So which of you girls are single"
"What does single mean?" asked Tika.
"Ok in other words do you have a boyfriend?"
"We have many of those, more than half of this group are men" said Goldmoon smiling.
"Uh...hm...I mean...what's that darn word again....Ey Odi how do you say "recoger"[1] in english?"
"What kinda recoger?!"she shouted
"The one with las manes[2]!"
"Ahh erm in these times its courting!" she shouted back.
"Ok so which of you beautiful ladies are getting courted?"
"Well, what we're doing is hardly courting...." said Tika fidgeting
"My guy can't even decide which of us he wants...!" said Kitiara pointing at Laurana exasperated.
"We fight a lot.... but I believe he loves me.....even if he doesn't say it he sometimes shows it, y'know he twitches or something.... in his eye I saw a little glint of....Oh nevermind I just believe he does!"
"Hm...so your guy is sorta courting your's cant decide and your's is a rock...hm...."
Dax sat down and waved his hand towards them for them to get close.
"Ok listen is there anything as counter courting?"
"Never heard of it, in Qualinost we....."
"Ok so no one ever heard of it??"
"Nope"
"I was talking you know" said and indignant Laurana
"Well ma'm you need to learn when to just shut up and listen"
"You tell her Dax"
"Ok girls I just invented counter-courting"
"How does it work?"
"Well,I court you, ALL of you, and if they have some kind of male protectiveness part in their brain at all,their jealousy should kick in. When it does you can "decide" who's the better courter-rier or something.... The thing is that I believe all of you are going to chose your original.With you two it's gonna be a bit different,the one he protects the fiercest is the one he loves the most.The other one gets the greatest prize of all.....ME! So how bout it ladies wanna give it a try?"
"It wouldn't hurt..."
"What could go wrong...."
"It'll be very interesting..."
"Well in Qualinost....."
"We ain't in Qualinost lady....so are you in or are you out?"
"You are extremely rude..."
"Kid dontcha know that you shouldn't stop and old person when they're reminiscing?"
There was some snorts a huff of indignation and then silence
"Ok one more rule, don't under any circumstances tell one of the guys got it?"
"Yes, I do believe we're all em..."in".... with the exception of a very tired old woman"
"I am not old! And I'm "in" as he puts it!!!" LAurana scream-whispered.
"Good we start tomorrow now everyone stand and go to your respective partners and stay there don't even so much as look at me or they'll suspect. If they asked what we were doing tell them I was telling you about my family tree or something...."
They all stood and stretched and then parted with not even a good night.Dax stared at the ground and thought hard....this wasn't going to be easy.... He looked up when he heard some definite sounds of anger. He looked across the yard and started in a fit of giggles...
"LET ME KILL HER!!!!" said Raistlin pulling away from his brothers restraining arms towards Odeisha.
"Who? Can I help?" she said looking behind her for some foe.
"Calm down Raist!!!" said Caramon holding on to his frail brother while trying not to break his ribs.
"I'LL BE CALM WHEN YOU LET ME KILL HER!!!!!!!"
"Aww,the only one behind me is Dimitri , he might think he's a girl but he ain't..."
Caramon's eyes bulged he let go of Raistlin who fell to the ground in surprise.
"That's the ugliest broad I've ever seen!"
"Um the broad is a guy..." said Odeisha pulling on his sleeve and pointing at Dimitri's flat chest.
"I know she could be one!"
"No,no see...."
"Give up" said Raistlin sitting up,he raised one knee to his chest and coughed "It took me two months to explain the 'facts of life' to him when we were younger.His brain is the size of a flea, it would take him months to understand what you just said...look at him...."he looked up where Caramon was droning on about extremely ugly women "He's so stupid,that his stupidity is tangible"
"Hm....oh well....I tried...."she looked at Raistlin and said "Ya know you look like a cute frog with your leg up like that...."
"Why I oughta......."
Odeisha smiled and walked over where she had left Tas.He was leaning forward and almost had his nose in the fire. On the way she noticed Kathi quietly talking to Chin,she looked worried but Chin seemed annoyed at the attention.Chin looked up and waved.Odeisha waved back.Kathi looked up and smiled.Odeisha smiled back. She kept walking and noticed Dax talking to himself in the dark, no biggy,no change there.She also noticed that the girls of the group refused to look anywhere near Dax's position.....'Hm...strange....he must have done something'. Tanis was talking animatedly with Dimitri 'With their few brain cells that must be the most interesting conversation yet'. She passed an hot(~erm by hot I mean angry....)Flint(*giggle it would be very hard to imagine a "hot" Flint!) who was murmuring something about mad Kenders roasting their heads like bread.(*wouldn't it be baking?)(~Potato,Tomato whatever sinks your boat)(*you can't say I don't try.....). She finally reached her destination tapped Tas on his shoulder. He looked up and smiled.
"Hey Tas! How 'bout we go look for wood for the fire?"
"Good idea. I think it's Caramon's turn to cook...."
"Is he any good or did we choose the wrong day to get sucked in here?"
"He's ok.Though not as good as me...."
"Of course not. Who taught you how to cook?"
"I think Aunty Butterfingers taught me...why are you giggling?"
"Nuthing.I'm sorry please continue..."(*You must be the worst name-finder ever!!!!)(~Oh shut up! It sounds sorta Kenderlike!)
They walked into the forest and soon Tas' chatter about his Aunt Butterfingers faded off....(*Butterfingers? Isn't that copyright infringement or something?)(~Nope cause first off I don't even like Butterfingers I rather Milky Way and It's a name not a brand.) Flint looked off where they left sighed and kept on whittling.Soon he noticed from the corner of his eye Caramon getting ready to make the food and the new girl whats-her-name offer help.To the other side he saw Raistlin and Chun?Chan?Chon?Chen? go to a dark corner.'Hm, I thought Raistlin would never get himself a girl it's about time too'.
Over in the dark corner.Raistlin and Chin were sitting side by side on top of a log.They both focused their intense eyes on the fire.They stayed that way for a few moments just sizing themselves up by their auras. (~Aura? Neko this ain't Dragon Ball!)(*What do you want me to put the force?! That's star wars or something!) Chin's Aura could be intimidating but Raistlin had a cold demeanor and uncaring fashion that gained respect from her. At the same time almost rehearsed they closed their eyes and leaned back giving a sigh of relief. They knew they could be trusted.
Raistlin opened his eyes and looked at Chin.She was definitely beautiful.He wondered why she wasn't disintegrating before his eyes but he shrugged that thought off 'Most probably had to do with her coming from another dimension.'
Chin kept her eyes closed.She would be sincere with herself she was petrified.She had never been so close to a real magik user other than her Granma. Her hands were shaking beneath her sleeves but she would go to hell before he would find her weakness.
"How can you stand her?"
"Whom?"
"Odeisha."
"I see you've learned her name..."
"I have to learn the people I curse names. It's the right thing to do."
Raistlin smirked. Chin snickered.
"It's nice to have it for the files just incase, or I could always try to break a record. Get into a history book somewhere. Have some kind of recognition."
"Hm...I could not before....."
"Hm? Could not what?"
"Stand Odeisha , but eventually she won me over..."
"Where did you meet her?"
"Well, my sister was always with her,she barely spent anytime with me any more of course she invited me and all, but I refused on the grounds that I did not feel like it...."
FLASHBACK........
Kathi- Hey Karina I'm going out with Odi 'k?
Chin- Whatever...'Odi,Odi,Odi that's all she talks about anymore.....I can't stand that Odi of hers!'
END OF FLASHBACK........
"So then what happened?"
"She's right you are nosy, but it's no big deal....."
YEP ANOTHER FLASHBACK......(~These whirling lights are getting me dizzy....)
Kathi: Odi this is my twin sis, Chin....
Odeisha: Whoa twins!
Chin:Yeah so?
Odeisha: You know you don't look much alike.No biggy its still so kool.
Kathi: At times.
Chin: I'll be in my room....
Odeisha: Can we come too?
Chin: No!!! Leave me alone!!
'SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Kathi: Sorry bout that...
Odeisha: Don't worry it's all good....
END OF FLASHBACK.......
"Lemme guess it went on like that didn't it?"
"Yep, it was practically impossible to get rid of her.Wherever I went there she was. It was unnerving.No matter how much I pushed it might as well be me pulling her to me.Well I know this is not of any importance to you...." she opened her eyes and looked down. "I'll tell you a secret that will bring you to power faster than anything else.....but first I shall tell you mine...." she closed her eyes and was silent.
"Go ahead...."
Chi opened her eyes and looked straight into Raistlin's. "I'm very protective of Odeisha.I would hate to see her hurt or otherwise....dead.That's my secret,the next one which will enhance your power, includes her.....
"She can enhance your powers? How?"
"That part is my downfall....I can't do it,but if you can I won't be the one to stop you....I can not halt your assent into greatness....."
"How do I get this power?"
"Have you ever heard of 'Dragon's Blood'? That if a warrior drinks it,it would make him stronger,fleeter,more courageous,more accurate and such?"
"What? Is she a dragon of some sort?"
"You could say as much but its not exactly so...."
"But that 'Dragon's Blood' belief is a myth! It's not real....is it?"
"Yes it is."
"But then how is she like the dragon?"(~for a smart person he sure is slow....)
"Her blood...I myself(*that doesn't sound all right....) only got a lick long ago....(~now this would make a great side story how did she get that lick?)(*anyone who wants to do one go right ahead, just remember to inform us 'bout it....) it got me the power that I have now.I wasn't very strong even when I was under my grandmother's tutelage, actually I was horribly weak although I'm ashamed to say it. That lick replenished me it got me the power I wanted and I soon craved for more.But when I found out how I could get it....I couldn't.....she was too deep into my skin for me to be able to-to.....I couldn't drink her blood....I couldn't kill her...."
"To get that power you have to drink her blood and kill her....(~Well Duh Einstein....freakin' Sherlock)(*If someone drinks your blood hon believe me you eventually DIE!)
"Fresh you cannot let it get cold, you have to drink it right out of her body!"(*Have you been talking to Dax again!!!!)(~Noooooooooooooooo)(*That sounds erotic for some reason)(~Giggle Neko said erotic...)
"Like a vampire....and... you will not attempt to stop me?"(~Didn't she already say that!!!!)(*For some reason Ol' Raist don't seem to smart in this chap....)
"No, I made a promise to myself that if any fellow magik user found out about her that I, Karina Shiu Lou, would let them do what they wished with Odeisha....no matter how much it may affect me..."(~Uh...what kinds of stuff exactly?)(*Jejeje....)
"Well," Raistlin said as he stood and helped Chin stand "I believe I shall become a lowly blood-sucker if it will help me rise over all.That power shall be mine..."(~I heard this somewhere...)(*'whistling')
Chin leaned forward pressing her mouth against Raistlin's ear...."Do as you wish."(~I can imagine Raistlin saying something like "Stop that it tiiiiiiiiiiiicklesssss")(*giggle)
In the center of the camp Caramon and Kathi were talking about them....
"I bet she's kissing him...."
"Hehehe bout time my brother got himself a girl partner...."
"Hm...I wonder why they're taking so long I hope it isn't you-know-what...."
"Doubt it Raist is too shy to do you-know-what...."
"..."
"...."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" they both laughed at Raistlin expense.
Back at the dark corner....
Raistlin was blushing a bright red "Fools!"
"Let their minds think as they see fit. Any way you never know....it might be true some day..."
"What do you mean..."
He was silenced by her slender finger and a kiss on his cheek.
"You MUST learn to be more quiet...." and with that Chin walked of into the light leaving a agape Raistlin behind her.
"WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKK!!!!!" said two very annoying voices.
"Lord Odi you look like if you went to hell and back!" said Dax staring at her dirty clothes...
"Hell?" asked Sturm looking baffled.
"He means the abyss..." said Odeisha as-matter-of-factly.
"Why do you use hell instead of abyss?"
"Because......yeah..." said Dax. "So shrimp where were you?"
"Me? I was with Odi!"
"He means where did you two go,you dolt" said an impatient Flint.
"Ooooh! Having fun,you know getting wood for the fire...."
"Oh? So, where is it?"
"Do'h I knew we forgot something!" (~Darn another side story)(*Hehehe what WERE they doing?)(~Idunno.....)
"Erm...eh see the thing is that we got side tracked....right Odi?"
"Yeah! Side tracked..."
"Suuuuuuuure you did" said a skeptical Dax in a way that made even Sturm smirk.
"Shut up!"
"You shut up!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"Both of you shut up!!! Dinner's ready..."
Everyone gathered around the pot and got a share of the food except the new kids....
"Um, see with us not being from here and all we don't have any bowls...."said and embarrassed Kathi.
"Hey Kathi don't worry you can eat from mine..." said Caramon smiling.
"Thanks!"
"Fernando can eat from my bowl" said Tanis
"Dax come eat from mine I wish to talk to you..." said Sturm.
"Odi gets to eat with me!!!"said Tas.
"YAY!!!" said an exuberant Odeisha.
"Chin come sit beside me,we can share..." said Raistlin.
"......"(~SURPRISED COLLECTIVE SILENCE!!! BUY NOW!!! NEW AND IMPROVED WITH OPENED MOUTH ACTION!)(*Mmm...Look how it works when I say my jokes! Fabulous!!!)
"What the hell...." said Sturm.
"You can say that again..." said Tanis who's eyes were bugging out.
"What the hell........"
"By Reorex beard......who are you and what have you done with our evil Raistlin?"
"It's a lab mouse that wishes to take over the world..." said Kathi.
"Buh?" said Caramon whose mouth had reached the greatest proportions imaginable.(~Jejeje He even beats Fransua the french guy from Ranma½)(* Damn! I doubt anyone can beat him!!!)
"Nevermind"she said continuing eating.
"Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha?" blubbered Kitiara.
"Grlft" said Laurana unintegibly
"....." both Odeisha and Tas were quiet which was a miracle itself.
"Uh...uh...uh....is..." mumbled Riverwind to himself.
"What is wrong in this picture?" said Goldmoon.
"What's wrong with the lot of you?! I'm just treating a lady how she's supposed to be treated!" screamed an indignant Raistlin.
"............................................................................."
"What? Whaaattt?!!"
"Soooooo....Tas what do you do for fun around here?" said Odeisha cutting the tense air.
"Well... we eat and fight and have competitions...Last competition we had was between Caramon and me to see who could Mfff..." Tas was silenced by Caramon's huge hand.
"You say a word and I'll rip your head of your shoulders!"
Nothing more interesting happened at the dinner other than The fight between Caramon,Kathi and Odeisha for the last of the food in the pot. It ended with Odeisha under the HUGE pot(~Have you ever wondered how the heck they carry those pots?)(*Probably in Raistlin's magic bag!), Kathi sniffling over the spilled food and Caramon swearing about how the pot fell on his foot.
It was time to turn in for everyone....
"Urm...Taaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssss???"
"Yeah?"
"Can I sleep with you???"
"I usually sleep with Flint....But I'm sure he won't mind!"
"YAY!"
On the other side Raistlin took out his blanket and an extra which he laid out for Chin....
"Thank you very much Raistlin."
"You are very much welcome."
On the same side Caramon and Kathi tried to suppress their giggles....
"They're soooooo cute!"
"I agree."
Dax was still in conversation with Sturm when Tanis stood up to do an announcement....
"Listen to me if you may...." when he saw that he had everyone's attention he started: "Your leader and I..."
"Huh? Which leader you haven't talked to me." Dax said quirking an eyebrow.
"What YOU?! You think that I would actually be led by YOU?!" said Chin her pale cheeks taking on a pink color.
"If anyone's the leader it's me 'cause I'm level headed and nice and..." said Kathi innocently.
"Afraid of blood not to mention incompetent...." added Chin.
"Oh yeah you think YOU would make a good leader? You would sell us to the highest bidder!" retorted Dax
"No actually I would sell you to the first person I saw....."
"Chin! That ain't nice..." said Kathi.
"Be quiet I'm not talking to you!!!!"
"ALL OF YOU BE QUIET!!!" shouted Odeisha "I can't hear Tas' story...."
All of them got quiet and retreated to their previous positions to lick their wounds.
"As I was saying I was talking to your leader Dimitri....."
"WHAAAAAAT??!!! That guy has the brain of a two-year old gully dwarf!!!! He most definitely is no leading us!"
"Anyways! We were talking and decided that you should stay in the group you know for protection and all..."
"Oh....I decided that ages ago.....'cause I can't possibly leave Tas and Roll-on...."
"RAISTLIN!!!!"
"Whatever, he didn't answer my questions....so I'm gonna keep on bugging him..."
They all fell asleep soon after that all excepting Kathi and Caramon who were the first shift.They went to the edge of the camp and sat there talking. And so...ends the first day of their incredible journey....
Next Chapter...THE AWAKENING!
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Kurochan: Sooooooooooooooooo?
Nekochan:How bout it did it stink as much as we know it did?
Kurochan: Yeah, yeah we didn't pay attention to anyone on the ages jejeje 18 was too...rounded
Nekochan: 19 is soooooooo unpersonal
Kurochan: So we went with 17 the most stressful age there is!!!
Nekochan: Yeah yeah we're finished.....
Kurochan: Here's the glossary....
[1] Recoger: Pick up as in "Pick up chicks" sorta.
[2] Manes: Er...um ...guy, girl.chicks,dude? you know the slang for boys and girls....
Kurochan:I know its about time we put this chap. up!!!!
Nekochan: I agree!Oh an for you few souls that were worried about me being in Max Security jail don't worry I busted out!!!
Kurochan: Yep! We are the masters of trouble making and mahem!!!
Nekochan: Not to mention Confusion!
Kurochan: We might be a tad busy 'cause we have the Romeo an Juliet play to put on and all....
Nekochan: Well we leave you to your reading....
Kurochan: Enjoy!
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We left our...um...somethings...in a discussion...
Odeisha- "You're a book..." she said flopping down on the hard floor.
"Excuse me?" said Tanis
"You're all in a book!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed Raistlin
"Is it now...a wizard shouldn't think like that if he wishes to amount into anything.."
"....."
After a while of silence...
"You don't believe me do you?" said Odeisha bowing her head "Fine! How about I start spewing secrets!!!"
"Go ahead" said Tanis waving his hand
"Ok lets start with Tanis shall we? You are indecisive crybaby! You try to decide for everyone's wellbeing but can't decide on one girl...What a load a leadership! Just to put salt on your wound I must inform them that you, Mr. Goody two shoes keep asking yourself Why am I doing this? I owe neither humans or elves they only think of me as an half breed they do not accept me....blahblahblah...."
"....." Tanis was standing with his eyes bugged out and his mouth wide open.
Seeing Tanis this way Tas was curious to try out how to make the face so he asked Odeisha to do him.
"Hm...well you,my precious thing,felt fear and loneliness only once,when you were with Pal...Fizban...you cried...MY POOR BABY!!!!!"and with that she threw her arms around him and brought him into a possessive,not to mention wet, hug.
"You're cold!" giggled Tas between her arms.
Flint decided to try his luck and asked her.
"Hm...You're afraid of growing old and being a burden instead of help."
"Hm..." was all he said and then he put his mind back into whittling.
Sturm being the courteous one started: "Lady what about..."
"You carry a big resentment towards the knights of Solamnia.The cause of this is their corruption,cowardice and hate which is eating away at their reputation and stuff..."
"How did you..."
"Told ya' you're a book"
Tika shyly stepped forward and opened her mouth.
"You Tika love Caramon to the extent of adoration and you would do ANYTHING to make him happy"
Tika blushed and avoided Caramaon's eyes.
"Human do me..." said Laurana in an imperious tone.
"I would love to..." said Dax with an perverted glint.
"She doesn't mean that 'do'...Dax."said Kathi boxing him across his head.
"Ok, well you are ashamed of your people and their behavior. Now go away!"
"How rude!"
Kitiara opened an eye and said: "Me"
"You're power-hungryand refuse to be a man's own so you claim him for yourself instead..."
"Maybe that's true..." as she closed her eyes Odeisha stuck out her tongue.
"I never liked you"
"Um kid how 'bout me?"
"Im not a kid! I'm seventeen!"
"....ok..."
"Ok you Caramon...oh boy... you hate the way your brother has changed for the worst but you insist on blinding your eyes from reality.Also you hate the way he talks to others, as if they were lower than him or a subject. You also can't stand the way the others stay away from him like the plague.You've also decided that as soon as your brother has found his outer strength and you your inner you can both part ways"
"Well my brother its nice to see the way you feel of me for real also the way you pity me..."
"Raist it's not like that..."
"Oi Raistlin before you start on your bro let me do you....I know what happened in the tower.What caused the drift between you and your brother.It was a monster which often changes shape to suit its host...its better known as jealousy.It will make you do or say things that you will regret in the following days,weeks,months or even years. You...I know you do not wish for me to say what happened..Par Salian forbade it... so I wont. I also know that you are nosy as an old hag. You're like the next door neighbor that peeks out behind the curtains at three in the morning to find out why you have your lights on. You adore knowing peoples's secrets and you would do anything to find a weakness you can manipulate well enough to use at a time of need and, THAT...is your weakness. That same thing could be the thing to lead you to your downfall. One day you'll say too much and instead of them falling into your net, you'll fall into theirs. For some reason...you won't believe this....you are the character in the story that people love the most. Girls swoon and fall in love with you and men think you rock! Rock meaning that you're awesome and amazing. Those fools, I understand putting Tas here as the most favorite...but you?!By the way Tas is second and Flint is next. Believe me when I say Tanis is last...So how you like dem apples!
"I'm a favorite?" said Raistlin with a look of total surprise
"Yep, They adore you.If a girl,one of those mind you, came here you would have to either gnaw off your arm or blast her off ya'. The up side is that you would have a faithful servant....
"Why the mage?"said Tanis in an outraged tone.
"Easy, girls always fall for the bad,evil guy in the group.They're more alluring.Take Sturm as an example he's stiff as a board.You're indecisive and Caramon,first off, has been around the block one too many times...ever heard of syphilis? And second he ain't all that smart.....
"HEY!"bellowed Caramon
"Well about the girls no one in their right mind would go into a room filled with girls that read dragonlance and say:"Kitiara is soooooooo cool" 'cause by the end of the comment you're sure to be missing a few limbs.
"What did I do to them to be hated so?"
" I don't know I guess your hate able cause I can't stand you or Laurana....Yeech she's annoying.You both are..."
"I beg your pardon!"
"What for did you fart?"
"Fart?"
"Y'know throw a gas out of your butt...behind" she said pointing at her butt.
"What nerve!"
"Poor little princess can't take a little comment?
"I have nothing to say to you you beast!
"CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!!CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!"
"DAX!!!Odi could you please tell us where we are...." said Chin giving Dax a cold stare.
"Well it ain't Solace,maybe Darken Wood....nah... no spookles. May be Dark Thraroth...nope em...hm...I have no idea....how bout you Tas?" she said looking down where Tas was lying comfortable.
"Mmmm? IdunnoIdn'tcare.Mecomfy"
"OK..."
"So Odi what do we do?"
"Well I say we stay the night with em 'cause Tas an' Flint can cook along with the girls an Caramon and co. can fight so we'll be safe enough. But I say we stay clear of Ragamuffin...."
"RAISTLIN!!!"
"Whatever! He's dangerous...and a cranky baby...."
"Am not! I mean ...I don not have any resemblance to a child"
"Aw...Caramon I think you brother needs a diaper change."
Caramon snorted but was quickly silenced by his brother's evil glare.
"Listen kid you're getting on my nerves...."
"So are you..."
"Must not waste magick on kid...."
"Must stand worthless mage...."
"Enough both of you! Mage you are not a child anymore and Kid grow up!"
"Hey I have a name! It's Odeisha!"
"Wha?"
"Oh like if your elven name is so easy to say!"
And with that a long discussion about names between Odeisha and Tanis ensued.
Raistlin took this time to go to a shadowy corner to sit.Soon enough Chin came and sat beside him.
"Hello,my name is Karina....but my mother changed my name to Chin.You must be Raistlin. I have to talk to you later meet me here,understood?"
"Uh....Fine?" he looked up to find the torturer right in front of him. 'In the name of the gods what does she want now?!' "Yes?"
"Um..."Odeisha gave Chin a look.
Chin excused herself and walked over to her sister. "Kathi get me some hot water..."
"Hot? What for?"
" To make tea for my blindness....It has already affected me I cannot see much...."
"YOU'RE BLIND??!! AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!"
"I won't be blind if you get me the darn water!"
"Oh ok....."
Back in the dark corner...
"Mr. Raistlin I have a few questions for ya' 'kay?"
"'Kay?" he echoed looking baffled.
"Ok. Do you use pants under those robes of yours? Or will we be blinded by the sight of your neon frilly underwear when there's a strong wind? Do you even WEAR any underwear? Do you go to the bathroom? Have you ever....you know....had fun with a girl? I don't mean ha-ha fun, more like ahah fun. Or maybe it was with a man? Do you physically like any of the group members? How bout plain like? How many robes do you own? If one, do you wash it? So you have to sit at home shivering in your underwear that you may or may not have, until Caramon brings it washed and dried? If two or more, where do you keep it when you travel? In the magik bag you stole from Felix the Cat? Can you cook? If you can, why don't you help Tas? If you can't, how did you survive when Kitiara left for adventures? Why are you bronze? Why not gold or silver? Why did you chose the red robes if you eventually end up....? Ooopss cant tell you that...it being your future and all...But can you still tell me the answer of what I started to say? Who is the person you would give everything up for? What kind of woman do you like? Is your hair old person white? Off white? Or Cool silver? Why can't you fly? What's the reason...."
"Lalalalalala, I'm not listening! Lalalalalala!!!" said Raistlin as he covered his ears with his fingers.
Odeisha pried one figure out enough to ask :"Do or did you ever wet the bed?!"
"AGH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!! IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I'LL BLAST YOU!!!"
"Um...is that a yes?"
"GO AWAY!!!!!!!!"
".......sheesh.....what a boob..."
While this...erm....let's just call it a third degree....was going on the other side of the clearing was hot...... not literally....
Dax was leaning on a tree while talking to the girls. He had his perv smile and had kicked up his flirt mode to high gear.
"So which of you girls are single"
"What does single mean?" asked Tika.
"Ok in other words do you have a boyfriend?"
"We have many of those, more than half of this group are men" said Goldmoon smiling.
"Uh...hm...I mean...what's that darn word again....Ey Odi how do you say "recoger"[1] in english?"
"What kinda recoger?!"she shouted
"The one with las manes[2]!"
"Ahh erm in these times its courting!" she shouted back.
"Ok so which of you beautiful ladies are getting courted?"
"Well, what we're doing is hardly courting...." said Tika fidgeting
"My guy can't even decide which of us he wants...!" said Kitiara pointing at Laurana exasperated.
"We fight a lot.... but I believe he loves me.....even if he doesn't say it he sometimes shows it, y'know he twitches or something.... in his eye I saw a little glint of....Oh nevermind I just believe he does!"
"Hm...so your guy is sorta courting your's cant decide and your's is a rock...hm...."
Dax sat down and waved his hand towards them for them to get close.
"Ok listen is there anything as counter courting?"
"Never heard of it, in Qualinost we....."
"Ok so no one ever heard of it??"
"Nope"
"I was talking you know" said and indignant Laurana
"Well ma'm you need to learn when to just shut up and listen"
"You tell her Dax"
"Ok girls I just invented counter-courting"
"How does it work?"
"Well,I court you, ALL of you, and if they have some kind of male protectiveness part in their brain at all,their jealousy should kick in. When it does you can "decide" who's the better courter-rier or something.... The thing is that I believe all of you are going to chose your original.With you two it's gonna be a bit different,the one he protects the fiercest is the one he loves the most.The other one gets the greatest prize of all.....ME! So how bout it ladies wanna give it a try?"
"It wouldn't hurt..."
"What could go wrong...."
"It'll be very interesting..."
"Well in Qualinost....."
"We ain't in Qualinost lady....so are you in or are you out?"
"You are extremely rude..."
"Kid dontcha know that you shouldn't stop and old person when they're reminiscing?"
There was some snorts a huff of indignation and then silence
"Ok one more rule, don't under any circumstances tell one of the guys got it?"
"Yes, I do believe we're all em..."in".... with the exception of a very tired old woman"
"I am not old! And I'm "in" as he puts it!!!" LAurana scream-whispered.
"Good we start tomorrow now everyone stand and go to your respective partners and stay there don't even so much as look at me or they'll suspect. If they asked what we were doing tell them I was telling you about my family tree or something...."
They all stood and stretched and then parted with not even a good night.Dax stared at the ground and thought hard....this wasn't going to be easy.... He looked up when he heard some definite sounds of anger. He looked across the yard and started in a fit of giggles...
"LET ME KILL HER!!!!" said Raistlin pulling away from his brothers restraining arms towards Odeisha.
"Who? Can I help?" she said looking behind her for some foe.
"Calm down Raist!!!" said Caramon holding on to his frail brother while trying not to break his ribs.
"I'LL BE CALM WHEN YOU LET ME KILL HER!!!!!!!"
"Aww,the only one behind me is Dimitri , he might think he's a girl but he ain't..."
Caramon's eyes bulged he let go of Raistlin who fell to the ground in surprise.
"That's the ugliest broad I've ever seen!"
"Um the broad is a guy..." said Odeisha pulling on his sleeve and pointing at Dimitri's flat chest.
"I know she could be one!"
"No,no see...."
"Give up" said Raistlin sitting up,he raised one knee to his chest and coughed "It took me two months to explain the 'facts of life' to him when we were younger.His brain is the size of a flea, it would take him months to understand what you just said...look at him...."he looked up where Caramon was droning on about extremely ugly women "He's so stupid,that his stupidity is tangible"
"Hm....oh well....I tried...."she looked at Raistlin and said "Ya know you look like a cute frog with your leg up like that...."
"Why I oughta......."
Odeisha smiled and walked over where she had left Tas.He was leaning forward and almost had his nose in the fire. On the way she noticed Kathi quietly talking to Chin,she looked worried but Chin seemed annoyed at the attention.Chin looked up and waved.Odeisha waved back.Kathi looked up and smiled.Odeisha smiled back. She kept walking and noticed Dax talking to himself in the dark, no biggy,no change there.She also noticed that the girls of the group refused to look anywhere near Dax's position.....'Hm...strange....he must have done something'. Tanis was talking animatedly with Dimitri 'With their few brain cells that must be the most interesting conversation yet'. She passed an hot(~erm by hot I mean angry....)Flint(*giggle it would be very hard to imagine a "hot" Flint!) who was murmuring something about mad Kenders roasting their heads like bread.(*wouldn't it be baking?)(~Potato,Tomato whatever sinks your boat)(*you can't say I don't try.....). She finally reached her destination tapped Tas on his shoulder. He looked up and smiled.
"Hey Tas! How 'bout we go look for wood for the fire?"
"Good idea. I think it's Caramon's turn to cook...."
"Is he any good or did we choose the wrong day to get sucked in here?"
"He's ok.Though not as good as me...."
"Of course not. Who taught you how to cook?"
"I think Aunty Butterfingers taught me...why are you giggling?"
"Nuthing.I'm sorry please continue..."(*You must be the worst name-finder ever!!!!)(~Oh shut up! It sounds sorta Kenderlike!)
They walked into the forest and soon Tas' chatter about his Aunt Butterfingers faded off....(*Butterfingers? Isn't that copyright infringement or something?)(~Nope cause first off I don't even like Butterfingers I rather Milky Way and It's a name not a brand.) Flint looked off where they left sighed and kept on whittling.Soon he noticed from the corner of his eye Caramon getting ready to make the food and the new girl whats-her-name offer help.To the other side he saw Raistlin and Chun?Chan?Chon?Chen? go to a dark corner.'Hm, I thought Raistlin would never get himself a girl it's about time too'.
Over in the dark corner.Raistlin and Chin were sitting side by side on top of a log.They both focused their intense eyes on the fire.They stayed that way for a few moments just sizing themselves up by their auras. (~Aura? Neko this ain't Dragon Ball!)(*What do you want me to put the force?! That's star wars or something!) Chin's Aura could be intimidating but Raistlin had a cold demeanor and uncaring fashion that gained respect from her. At the same time almost rehearsed they closed their eyes and leaned back giving a sigh of relief. They knew they could be trusted.
Raistlin opened his eyes and looked at Chin.She was definitely beautiful.He wondered why she wasn't disintegrating before his eyes but he shrugged that thought off 'Most probably had to do with her coming from another dimension.'
Chin kept her eyes closed.She would be sincere with herself she was petrified.She had never been so close to a real magik user other than her Granma. Her hands were shaking beneath her sleeves but she would go to hell before he would find her weakness.
"How can you stand her?"
"Whom?"
"Odeisha."
"I see you've learned her name..."
"I have to learn the people I curse names. It's the right thing to do."
Raistlin smirked. Chin snickered.
"It's nice to have it for the files just incase, or I could always try to break a record. Get into a history book somewhere. Have some kind of recognition."
"Hm...I could not before....."
"Hm? Could not what?"
"Stand Odeisha , but eventually she won me over..."
"Where did you meet her?"
"Well, my sister was always with her,she barely spent anytime with me any more of course she invited me and all, but I refused on the grounds that I did not feel like it...."
FLASHBACK........
Kathi- Hey Karina I'm going out with Odi 'k?
Chin- Whatever...'Odi,Odi,Odi that's all she talks about anymore.....I can't stand that Odi of hers!'
END OF FLASHBACK........
"So then what happened?"
"She's right you are nosy, but it's no big deal....."
YEP ANOTHER FLASHBACK......(~These whirling lights are getting me dizzy....)
Kathi: Odi this is my twin sis, Chin....
Odeisha: Whoa twins!
Chin:Yeah so?
Odeisha: You know you don't look much alike.No biggy its still so kool.
Kathi: At times.
Chin: I'll be in my room....
Odeisha: Can we come too?
Chin: No!!! Leave me alone!!
'SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Kathi: Sorry bout that...
Odeisha: Don't worry it's all good....
END OF FLASHBACK.......
"Lemme guess it went on like that didn't it?"
"Yep, it was practically impossible to get rid of her.Wherever I went there she was. It was unnerving.No matter how much I pushed it might as well be me pulling her to me.Well I know this is not of any importance to you...." she opened her eyes and looked down. "I'll tell you a secret that will bring you to power faster than anything else.....but first I shall tell you mine...." she closed her eyes and was silent.
"Go ahead...."
Chi opened her eyes and looked straight into Raistlin's. "I'm very protective of Odeisha.I would hate to see her hurt or otherwise....dead.That's my secret,the next one which will enhance your power, includes her.....
"She can enhance your powers? How?"
"That part is my downfall....I can't do it,but if you can I won't be the one to stop you....I can not halt your assent into greatness....."
"How do I get this power?"
"Have you ever heard of 'Dragon's Blood'? That if a warrior drinks it,it would make him stronger,fleeter,more courageous,more accurate and such?"
"What? Is she a dragon of some sort?"
"You could say as much but its not exactly so...."
"But that 'Dragon's Blood' belief is a myth! It's not real....is it?"
"Yes it is."
"But then how is she like the dragon?"(~for a smart person he sure is slow....)
"Her blood...I myself(*that doesn't sound all right....) only got a lick long ago....(~now this would make a great side story how did she get that lick?)(*anyone who wants to do one go right ahead, just remember to inform us 'bout it....) it got me the power that I have now.I wasn't very strong even when I was under my grandmother's tutelage, actually I was horribly weak although I'm ashamed to say it. That lick replenished me it got me the power I wanted and I soon craved for more.But when I found out how I could get it....I couldn't.....she was too deep into my skin for me to be able to-to.....I couldn't drink her blood....I couldn't kill her...."
"To get that power you have to drink her blood and kill her....(~Well Duh Einstein....freakin' Sherlock)(*If someone drinks your blood hon believe me you eventually DIE!)
"Fresh you cannot let it get cold, you have to drink it right out of her body!"(*Have you been talking to Dax again!!!!)(~Noooooooooooooooo)(*That sounds erotic for some reason)(~Giggle Neko said erotic...)
"Like a vampire....and... you will not attempt to stop me?"(~Didn't she already say that!!!!)(*For some reason Ol' Raist don't seem to smart in this chap....)
"No, I made a promise to myself that if any fellow magik user found out about her that I, Karina Shiu Lou, would let them do what they wished with Odeisha....no matter how much it may affect me..."(~Uh...what kinds of stuff exactly?)(*Jejeje....)
"Well," Raistlin said as he stood and helped Chin stand "I believe I shall become a lowly blood-sucker if it will help me rise over all.That power shall be mine..."(~I heard this somewhere...)(*'whistling')
Chin leaned forward pressing her mouth against Raistlin's ear...."Do as you wish."(~I can imagine Raistlin saying something like "Stop that it tiiiiiiiiiiiicklesssss")(*giggle)
In the center of the camp Caramon and Kathi were talking about them....
"I bet she's kissing him...."
"Hehehe bout time my brother got himself a girl partner...."
"Hm...I wonder why they're taking so long I hope it isn't you-know-what...."
"Doubt it Raist is too shy to do you-know-what...."
"..."
"...."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" they both laughed at Raistlin expense.
Back at the dark corner....
Raistlin was blushing a bright red "Fools!"
"Let their minds think as they see fit. Any way you never know....it might be true some day..."
"What do you mean..."
He was silenced by her slender finger and a kiss on his cheek.
"You MUST learn to be more quiet...." and with that Chin walked of into the light leaving a agape Raistlin behind her.
"WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKK!!!!!" said two very annoying voices.
"Lord Odi you look like if you went to hell and back!" said Dax staring at her dirty clothes...
"Hell?" asked Sturm looking baffled.
"He means the abyss..." said Odeisha as-matter-of-factly.
"Why do you use hell instead of abyss?"
"Because......yeah..." said Dax. "So shrimp where were you?"
"Me? I was with Odi!"
"He means where did you two go,you dolt" said an impatient Flint.
"Ooooh! Having fun,you know getting wood for the fire...."
"Oh? So, where is it?"
"Do'h I knew we forgot something!" (~Darn another side story)(*Hehehe what WERE they doing?)(~Idunno.....)
"Erm...eh see the thing is that we got side tracked....right Odi?"
"Yeah! Side tracked..."
"Suuuuuuuure you did" said a skeptical Dax in a way that made even Sturm smirk.
"Shut up!"
"You shut up!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"Both of you shut up!!! Dinner's ready..."
Everyone gathered around the pot and got a share of the food except the new kids....
"Um, see with us not being from here and all we don't have any bowls...."said and embarrassed Kathi.
"Hey Kathi don't worry you can eat from mine..." said Caramon smiling.
"Thanks!"
"Fernando can eat from my bowl" said Tanis
"Dax come eat from mine I wish to talk to you..." said Sturm.
"Odi gets to eat with me!!!"said Tas.
"YAY!!!" said an exuberant Odeisha.
"Chin come sit beside me,we can share..." said Raistlin.
"......"(~SURPRISED COLLECTIVE SILENCE!!! BUY NOW!!! NEW AND IMPROVED WITH OPENED MOUTH ACTION!)(*Mmm...Look how it works when I say my jokes! Fabulous!!!)
"What the hell...." said Sturm.
"You can say that again..." said Tanis who's eyes were bugging out.
"What the hell........"
"By Reorex beard......who are you and what have you done with our evil Raistlin?"
"It's a lab mouse that wishes to take over the world..." said Kathi.
"Buh?" said Caramon whose mouth had reached the greatest proportions imaginable.(~Jejeje He even beats Fransua the french guy from Ranma½)(* Damn! I doubt anyone can beat him!!!)
"Nevermind"she said continuing eating.
"Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha?" blubbered Kitiara.
"Grlft" said Laurana unintegibly
"....." both Odeisha and Tas were quiet which was a miracle itself.
"Uh...uh...uh....is..." mumbled Riverwind to himself.
"What is wrong in this picture?" said Goldmoon.
"What's wrong with the lot of you?! I'm just treating a lady how she's supposed to be treated!" screamed an indignant Raistlin.
"............................................................................."
"What? Whaaattt?!!"
"Soooooo....Tas what do you do for fun around here?" said Odeisha cutting the tense air.
"Well... we eat and fight and have competitions...Last competition we had was between Caramon and me to see who could Mfff..." Tas was silenced by Caramon's huge hand.
"You say a word and I'll rip your head of your shoulders!"
Nothing more interesting happened at the dinner other than The fight between Caramon,Kathi and Odeisha for the last of the food in the pot. It ended with Odeisha under the HUGE pot(~Have you ever wondered how the heck they carry those pots?)(*Probably in Raistlin's magic bag!), Kathi sniffling over the spilled food and Caramon swearing about how the pot fell on his foot.
It was time to turn in for everyone....
"Urm...Taaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssss???"
"Yeah?"
"Can I sleep with you???"
"I usually sleep with Flint....But I'm sure he won't mind!"
"YAY!"
On the other side Raistlin took out his blanket and an extra which he laid out for Chin....
"Thank you very much Raistlin."
"You are very much welcome."
On the same side Caramon and Kathi tried to suppress their giggles....
"They're soooooo cute!"
"I agree."
Dax was still in conversation with Sturm when Tanis stood up to do an announcement....
"Listen to me if you may...." when he saw that he had everyone's attention he started: "Your leader and I..."
"Huh? Which leader you haven't talked to me." Dax said quirking an eyebrow.
"What YOU?! You think that I would actually be led by YOU?!" said Chin her pale cheeks taking on a pink color.
"If anyone's the leader it's me 'cause I'm level headed and nice and..." said Kathi innocently.
"Afraid of blood not to mention incompetent...." added Chin.
"Oh yeah you think YOU would make a good leader? You would sell us to the highest bidder!" retorted Dax
"No actually I would sell you to the first person I saw....."
"Chin! That ain't nice..." said Kathi.
"Be quiet I'm not talking to you!!!!"
"ALL OF YOU BE QUIET!!!" shouted Odeisha "I can't hear Tas' story...."
All of them got quiet and retreated to their previous positions to lick their wounds.
"As I was saying I was talking to your leader Dimitri....."
"WHAAAAAAT??!!! That guy has the brain of a two-year old gully dwarf!!!! He most definitely is no leading us!"
"Anyways! We were talking and decided that you should stay in the group you know for protection and all..."
"Oh....I decided that ages ago.....'cause I can't possibly leave Tas and Roll-on...."
"RAISTLIN!!!!"
"Whatever, he didn't answer my questions....so I'm gonna keep on bugging him..."
They all fell asleep soon after that all excepting Kathi and Caramon who were the first shift.They went to the edge of the camp and sat there talking. And so...ends the first day of their incredible journey....
Next Chapter...THE AWAKENING!
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Kurochan: Sooooooooooooooooo?
Nekochan:How bout it did it stink as much as we know it did?
Kurochan: Yeah, yeah we didn't pay attention to anyone on the ages jejeje 18 was too...rounded
Nekochan: 19 is soooooooo unpersonal
Kurochan: So we went with 17 the most stressful age there is!!!
Nekochan: Yeah yeah we're finished.....
Kurochan: Here's the glossary....
[1] Recoger: Pick up as in "Pick up chicks" sorta.
[2] Manes: Er...um ...guy, girl.chicks,dude? you know the slang for boys and girls....