TITLE: A Good Jump
AUTHOR: Jenni Aroha
DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything related to Harry Potter, but that's life.
SUMMARY: A good jump is one to remember.
FEEDBACK: Yes, please.
* A Good Jump *
Remus and James were sitting in the Gryffindor tower chatting about what
they did over the summer holidays that had just ended.

"Mine was dead boring," said James, looking glad to be back at Hogwarts.
"My parents still hadn't gotten over the baked beans accident with the
Slytherins that happened two weeks before the end of the term. Grounded for
the whole time! I wish I could've gone to Sirius's house with you and
Peter."

"Yeah," replied Remus. "It was fun. We went swimming in that deep river up
the road from his house."

"I know the one. With the big swimming hole and the cliff that you jump off
into the water, right?"

"Yes, that's it. It's like ten metres high."

"Did you jump?"

"Let me tell you what happened. I climbed up to the top of the cliff with
Sirius and Peter and Peter cannonballed in first. Made a huge splash. Then
Sirius dived in and it was my turn."

"Did you jump then?"

"I'm getting to it. So I was standing there, paralyzed with fear. It was
so high and it was windy and cold. So I didn't jump just then, I just
watched Peter and Sirius."

"So did you jump?"

"Not then. After Peter left Sirius and I stayed there and he tried to push
me in but I grabbed onto a tree branch and wouldn't let go. Then he called
me a wimp. I told him it's too high and he said I could handle it."

"So did you jump?"

"Not then either. So Sirius got really impatient with me and he pulled down
the zipper on his pants and took out his dick. Honestly, it was bloody long
and as thick as a baseball bat. Massive, I tell you. Then he looked at me,
grinned, and said that if I didn't jump he was going to shove his cock up my
ass."

"So did you jump?"

"Well, a little - at first..."
* End *