I know, I know. It's a sword. It can't sing. But oh, if he could, here's what he'd say…
NOTE: There is a minor SPOILER if you haven't seen past episode 43, but nothing having anything to do with the main plot developement.
Bad to the Bone
(revised for and sung by everyone's favorite fang, the Tetsusaiga)
On the day I was forged
All them yokai gathered 'round
And they grinded in wide wonder
At the toy they had found.
Toutousai spoke up
Said, "It ain't made of stone.
Say can't you all tell?
That it's bad to the bone."
Bad to the Bone
Bad to the bone
B-b-b-bad!
B-b-b-bad!
B-b-b-bad!
Bad to the bone
I rip yokai apart
When used by hanyous
But I won't work no more, baby,
With Sesshoumaru.
I wanna be swung, pretty baby
Though I'll stand bein' thrown
And though I don't heal the dead
I'm still bad to the bone!
Bad to the Bone
Bad to the bone
B-b-b-bad!
B-b-b-bad!
B-b-b-bad!
Bad to the bone
Sometimes I'm rusty and chipped
But I'm tougher then steel
And when ya feel Bakuryuha's crush
You know I've sealed the deal
I wanna transform, pretty baby
'Cause I'm homicidally prone
So you tell that Kagome
That I'm bad to the bone!
Bad to the Bone
Bad to the bone
B-b-b-bad!
B-b-b-bad!
B-b-b-bad!
Bad to the bone
Thanks to me there's peace
'Opposition's all fried
And though Inu may break me
I'll hang by his side
So I tell ya, lady Kagome
As the evidence has shown
I might protect humans
But I'm still bad to the bone
Bad to the Bone
Bad to the bone
B-b-b-bad!
B-b-b-bad!
B-b-b-bad!
Bad to the bone
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