Ok so don't expect too much it was made in a bathroom and it is my kind of strange humour (I like it this way!)
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The Magical Properties of a Bat Wing
By Severus Snape
As you all know I'm Severus Snape professor of potions, but I would prefer be a DADA teacher. That's why I make students suffer.
When they come here for the first time they get scared - that's why I'm in the dungeons- when they see me they want to run and hide.
They are all a bunch of crying snob babies and I don't like that, they have to be strong. I have to show them the truth.
When they first came most did never touch a dead animal. imagine how they feel just touching a part of it...they all make hugs and has the less contact possible.
that's why I make them touch it, cut it. Where's the fun in being a teacher if you can't see your pupils go green?
Bat wings are really good stuff. I mean they look like mousses. People don't like mousses. And what is a bat? A rat with wings. I like to send them cut and use bat wings. There are some students that go purple. That's fun!
Actually bat wings do nothing, they don't have any magical properties. Only the incredible power of turning those kids sick and their potions bitter.
That's why I love bat wings so much. a day is not a complete day until one of those brats go to the hospital wing.
that's why the student that I like the most is Neville Longbottom. that's why I taunt him. when he is nervous, I don't even have to use bat wings I just use him and my day is perfect.
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The Magical Properties of a Bat Wing
By Severus Snape
As you all know I'm Severus Snape professor of potions, but I would prefer be a DADA teacher. That's why I make students suffer.
When they come here for the first time they get scared - that's why I'm in the dungeons- when they see me they want to run and hide.
They are all a bunch of crying snob babies and I don't like that, they have to be strong. I have to show them the truth.
When they first came most did never touch a dead animal. imagine how they feel just touching a part of it...they all make hugs and has the less contact possible.
that's why I make them touch it, cut it. Where's the fun in being a teacher if you can't see your pupils go green?
Bat wings are really good stuff. I mean they look like mousses. People don't like mousses. And what is a bat? A rat with wings. I like to send them cut and use bat wings. There are some students that go purple. That's fun!
Actually bat wings do nothing, they don't have any magical properties. Only the incredible power of turning those kids sick and their potions bitter.
That's why I love bat wings so much. a day is not a complete day until one of those brats go to the hospital wing.
that's why the student that I like the most is Neville Longbottom. that's why I taunt him. when he is nervous, I don't even have to use bat wings I just use him and my day is perfect.