Crappy Insane Zelda Stuff
By Angel Fade and Ryo-Okey
Authors' Note(s???):
Angel Fade: Hola gente. ¿Aprecio queso, usted aprecia queso? ¡Es divertido molestar las llamas púrpuras de queso!! Aprecio a- Ryo-Okey: STOP SPEAKING IN SPANISH!!!
Angel Fade: Stupid.ANYWAY-This is our first fanfic, so please R/R and put up some nice reviews so our confidence boosts.
Ryo-Okey: Or not.
Angel Fade: Shut up.
Ryo-Okey: Make me. *sticks tongue out*
Angel Fade: *dumps goldfish on her head*
Ryo-Okey: *anime fall* Owww.GOLDFISH?!?!?!?! Angel Fade: Heheheh.
Ryo-Okey: Oh yeah, we better get our story started!
Angel Fade: Okeydokey, Ryo-Okey! Hey that rhymes! Haha!
Ryo-Okey: *anime fall*
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Angel Fade: Well we're here!!!!!!! It's a funky dunky hunky dorey panel where peoplez from Zelda: OoT(Ocarina of Time) talk about what they did in it and how they likied it.
Ryo-Okey: LIKIED?!?! OOT?!?!
Angel Fade: Heh, I like cheese.
Ryo-Okey: *anime fall* Fine, lets just get on with it. Our first guest is Link.
Angel Fade: LINK! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs on to Link's arm and attempts to cut of his circulation* Heheheh, all MINE MINE MINE!!!!!
Everyone except Angel Fade and Link, who is blushing: O.o;;;
Ryo-Okey: Er, right. Well, as you already know, we have Link, the Hero of Time here, and Princess Zelda.
Link: .wimp.
Zelda: I'm not a wimp!!! You're the one wearing a skirt! AND YOU'RE A GUY!
Link: *blushes bright red* W-well, hey, I'm not the one getting kidnapped every week!
Zelda & Link: Grrrrrrrrrrr.
Ryo-Okey: *nervous laugh* Also we have Malon, Ruto, and Ganondork.I mean, GanonDORF. Dorf, dorf, not DORK.
Ganondorf: *glares at Ryo-Okey*
Angel Fade, Zelda, Malon, and Ruto: *giggling* Heeheehee, Ganondork!
Ganondorf: FEAR THE WRATH OF MY HUGE GREEN NOSE!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: O.o;;; Ehhh.
Ryo-Okey: Okay. Moving on.Zelda, how is life in the castle? I mean, is it fun? Do you get cool clothes? What's it like being Sheik?
Zelda: Okay, first of all, it's glorious! I get all these really pretty dresses and I get to do whatever I want and I can have anything and I always.
Ryo-Okey: Okay, enough.
Angel Fade: Yeah, shut up, you stupid blonde poo princess!
Link: *to Angel Fade* I love you!!!
Angel Fade: *grinning* YAY! Me and Linky-Poo gonna get married!
Zelda: *pouting* Oh, fine. Um, being Sheik is fun, 'cause I get to pop up everywhere and scare Link!
Link: *blushing* The word is SURPISED or SHOCKED, not scared, you dumb blonde!
Zelda: LOOK IN THE MIRROR! SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!
Link: MY HAIR IS YELLOW!
Ryo-Okey: Um, we'll be back after these commercials.
Angel Fade: Hey, we don't have-
Ryo-Okey: Okay, we're back.
Link and Zelda are now gagged and tied to their chairs.
Angel Fade: Pleeeaase let Link go, Ryo-Okey! He'll be good! It's Zelda's fault! She's provoking him! *puppy eyes*
Ryo-Okey: Oh, not the puppy eyes! Fine, he can go.
Angel Fade: Yay!
Angel Fade runs over and unties Link.
Link: I'm free!!!
Angel Fade plops herself on his lap.
Angel Fade: *right next to his face* Hello.
Link: *blushing* Uh.hi.
Ryo-Okey: *rolls eyes* Right. Well, we're going to interview Malon next time, the cool red-headed ranch girl who calls Link fairy-boy. *snicker*
Link: Shut up!
Ryo-Okey: I HAVE POWER OVER YOU, YOU SHUT UP!!! *brandishes duct tape angrily*
Link: Fine.
Angel Fade: *from Link's lap* Yes. Yes, that's right. It will be FUNFUNFUN!!!!!! ^___________^
Ryo-Okey: Thanks! And have a good night!
Angel Fade and Link: AND DON'T LET THE TREES BITE!!!
Ryo-Okey and Everyone else: *anime fall*
A/N from AF and RO: There, that wasn't so bad, was it?!
People in audience: *throw food on stage*
Both: AW, SHADDUP!!!!
AG: Ummm.Okay.Lesee.If you have any questions for Miss Malon of Lon Lon Ranch, then please post them in a review. Flames accepted. They're funny!
RO: No, they're not! They are DEPRESSING!!!!!
AG: Whatever, you optimist!
RO: *anime fall* ___________________________________________________________________________
BTW, Another Note.: Angel Fade has a pen name on Fanfiction, it's Ciel Charmante. Ryo-Okey doesn't have one yet, but when she does, please check out her stories, they are VERY good. :P
Authors' Note(s???):
Angel Fade: Hola gente. ¿Aprecio queso, usted aprecia queso? ¡Es divertido molestar las llamas púrpuras de queso!! Aprecio a- Ryo-Okey: STOP SPEAKING IN SPANISH!!!
Angel Fade: Stupid.ANYWAY-This is our first fanfic, so please R/R and put up some nice reviews so our confidence boosts.
Ryo-Okey: Or not.
Angel Fade: Shut up.
Ryo-Okey: Make me. *sticks tongue out*
Angel Fade: *dumps goldfish on her head*
Ryo-Okey: *anime fall* Owww.GOLDFISH?!?!?!?! Angel Fade: Heheheh.
Ryo-Okey: Oh yeah, we better get our story started!
Angel Fade: Okeydokey, Ryo-Okey! Hey that rhymes! Haha!
Ryo-Okey: *anime fall*
~
Angel Fade: Well we're here!!!!!!! It's a funky dunky hunky dorey panel where peoplez from Zelda: OoT(Ocarina of Time) talk about what they did in it and how they likied it.
Ryo-Okey: LIKIED?!?! OOT?!?!
Angel Fade: Heh, I like cheese.
Ryo-Okey: *anime fall* Fine, lets just get on with it. Our first guest is Link.
Angel Fade: LINK! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs on to Link's arm and attempts to cut of his circulation* Heheheh, all MINE MINE MINE!!!!!
Everyone except Angel Fade and Link, who is blushing: O.o;;;
Ryo-Okey: Er, right. Well, as you already know, we have Link, the Hero of Time here, and Princess Zelda.
Link: .wimp.
Zelda: I'm not a wimp!!! You're the one wearing a skirt! AND YOU'RE A GUY!
Link: *blushes bright red* W-well, hey, I'm not the one getting kidnapped every week!
Zelda & Link: Grrrrrrrrrrr.
Ryo-Okey: *nervous laugh* Also we have Malon, Ruto, and Ganondork.I mean, GanonDORF. Dorf, dorf, not DORK.
Ganondorf: *glares at Ryo-Okey*
Angel Fade, Zelda, Malon, and Ruto: *giggling* Heeheehee, Ganondork!
Ganondorf: FEAR THE WRATH OF MY HUGE GREEN NOSE!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: O.o;;; Ehhh.
Ryo-Okey: Okay. Moving on.Zelda, how is life in the castle? I mean, is it fun? Do you get cool clothes? What's it like being Sheik?
Zelda: Okay, first of all, it's glorious! I get all these really pretty dresses and I get to do whatever I want and I can have anything and I always.
Ryo-Okey: Okay, enough.
Angel Fade: Yeah, shut up, you stupid blonde poo princess!
Link: *to Angel Fade* I love you!!!
Angel Fade: *grinning* YAY! Me and Linky-Poo gonna get married!
Zelda: *pouting* Oh, fine. Um, being Sheik is fun, 'cause I get to pop up everywhere and scare Link!
Link: *blushing* The word is SURPISED or SHOCKED, not scared, you dumb blonde!
Zelda: LOOK IN THE MIRROR! SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!
Link: MY HAIR IS YELLOW!
Ryo-Okey: Um, we'll be back after these commercials.
Angel Fade: Hey, we don't have-
Ryo-Okey: Okay, we're back.
Link and Zelda are now gagged and tied to their chairs.
Angel Fade: Pleeeaase let Link go, Ryo-Okey! He'll be good! It's Zelda's fault! She's provoking him! *puppy eyes*
Ryo-Okey: Oh, not the puppy eyes! Fine, he can go.
Angel Fade: Yay!
Angel Fade runs over and unties Link.
Link: I'm free!!!
Angel Fade plops herself on his lap.
Angel Fade: *right next to his face* Hello.
Link: *blushing* Uh.hi.
Ryo-Okey: *rolls eyes* Right. Well, we're going to interview Malon next time, the cool red-headed ranch girl who calls Link fairy-boy. *snicker*
Link: Shut up!
Ryo-Okey: I HAVE POWER OVER YOU, YOU SHUT UP!!! *brandishes duct tape angrily*
Link: Fine.
Angel Fade: *from Link's lap* Yes. Yes, that's right. It will be FUNFUNFUN!!!!!! ^___________^
Ryo-Okey: Thanks! And have a good night!
Angel Fade and Link: AND DON'T LET THE TREES BITE!!!
Ryo-Okey and Everyone else: *anime fall*
A/N from AF and RO: There, that wasn't so bad, was it?!
People in audience: *throw food on stage*
Both: AW, SHADDUP!!!!
AG: Ummm.Okay.Lesee.If you have any questions for Miss Malon of Lon Lon Ranch, then please post them in a review. Flames accepted. They're funny!
RO: No, they're not! They are DEPRESSING!!!!!
AG: Whatever, you optimist!
RO: *anime fall* ___________________________________________________________________________
BTW, Another Note.: Angel Fade has a pen name on Fanfiction, it's Ciel Charmante. Ryo-Okey doesn't have one yet, but when she does, please check out her stories, they are VERY good. :P