Largo
Katie:
That was… disturbing.
(Emilee prances onto stage.)
Katie:
Oh, you're done?
(Emilee smiles and holds up her bloody hands.)
Michiru (offscreen): Ow.
Katie:
Back to Largo…
Emilee:
No! Back to the cactus!
Katie:
Errr… No! Legato, in a crazed
attempt to win back his rice puddingt, cut Largo's hair.
Emilee:
Bald Largo. *hack*
Katie:
He wasn't all bald. He still had
some hair in odd places.
(Kata-chan and Sasami twitch. The beavers come in, grab them by their ankles, and begin to drag
them away.)
Sasami:
We're not injured!
Beavers:
Oh.
(The beavers drop them and run off stage. Emilee points to Michiru.)
Emilee:
She's injured!
Dr. Beavers:
SHE'S INJURED!!!
(Michiru screams and hides under a table.)
Katie:
The director is busy now… We'll be right back…
AND NOW, A
WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS.
(Knives and Wolfwood are standing in front of the sea while
cheesy elevator music plays in the background.)
Wolfwood:
…
Knives:
…
Wolfwood:
… *cough*
Knives:
…*hack*
(Wolfwood kicks Knives.)
Knives:
OW!
Wolfwood:
*cough* Start the speech *haaaaack*
(Knives hits Wolfwood in the back.)
Knives:
You okay, buddy?
(Wolfwood glares at Knives.)
Wolfwood:
Ahem… Hello, friends and neighbors-
Knives:
And butterflies.
Wolfwood:
Yesssss… anyway, we're here to tell you about the "Save the
Plankton Foundation"!
Knives:
Yes! With a donation of only $50
dollars, you too can be a proud sponsor of one of these noble creatures!
(Both smile cheesily.
Vash prances onto the set.)
Vash:
And I'm here to tell you about the "Save the ME
Foundation"! Why, if you could
just find it in your heart to donate $300 to me- um, that is, the Save the ME
Foundation-
(Suddenly, a potato with a lasso runs on screen, lassos
Vash, and drags him away screaming.
Knives and Wolfwood stare in amazement.)
Knives:
Why are we doing these commercials?
Wolfwood:
Kibbles 'n' Bits.
