I don't own YYH. Sorry I haven't updated.
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Commercial: Buy Rabid Oni-Away! Have you ever been attacked by rabid onis? If so, we have exactly what you need! It will keep onis away for hours on end! It has been used by Koenma-sama himself! Just spray it on the rabid oni who's attacking you and that's it! Buy Rabid Oni-Away today! *very quickly* Side effects may include: Headaches, extra arms, delirium and loss of lungs.
*the annoying blinky light things flash all over the stage and come to a rest on me*
Me: Thank you minna-san! Now that you've met the lucky ladies (and jimmy), it's time to meet our bachelor! Hiei is a koorime/fire youkai who likes 'sweet snow', burning things and killing other youkai! Come on out Hiei!
Audience: *is back* *applauds wildly*
Hiei: *walks out looking ticked off.*
Some rabid Hiei fan: OI! HIEI-SAMA! OVER HERE!!!!
Hiei: O.o
Hiei fan: *runs up onto the stage and is about to glomp Hiei to death*
Hiei: *pulls out a can of Rabid Oni-Away and sprays it at the girl*
Hiei fan: AHHHH! *grows an extra arm* NOOO!!! *runs off stage crying*
Hiei: *laughs*
Hiei sits in a chair with a wall separating him and the contestants.
Hiei: I want to see what I'm dealing with.
Me: Huh?
Hiei: The girls on the other side of this ****ing wall!
Me: you can't see them until after you've chosen.
Hiei: I WANT TO SEE THEM NOW!
Me: Hiei, you can't see them now. It's just how the game-- *is interrupted by Hiei burning the wall*
Hiei: *smirks*
Me: -_-'
Hiei: *sees the contestants* WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!
Me: ^-^' what do you mean?
Hiei: *points at Callie* She's 3 feet tall. *points at Jimmy* That's a MALE! *points at Sara* And that's some plain looking ningen!
Me: I know.
Hiei: Why did you choose them?!
Me: I didn't. *points at a leprechaun in the corner* Mr. Irish Guy did!
Hiei: O.o
Me: so anyway, ask the questions that you came up with backstage.
Hiei: Fine! *looks at the cards placed in front of him* Ok, contestant number 2, If you saw a cute, fuzzy, wounded animal what would you do?
Jimmy: Hi! I'm Jimmy! *creepy grin*
Hiei: Riiight. contestant number 3, same question.
Sara: I would take it to the vet.
Hiei: *frowns* Whatever. Contestant number 1?
Callie: *takes a deep breath* WellIlikefuzzyanimalssoIwouldhugitandsqueezeittightuntilitwasallbetter! *takes breath* AndthenIwouldeaticecream!
Hiei: *left eye is twitching*
Callie: *grins*
Hiei: Fine. Okay, contestant number 3, describe contestant number 2.
Sara: *looks at Jimmy*
Jimmy: *grins creepily at Sara* Hi! I'm Jimmy!
Sara: *scoots away* Uhh, kind of creepy, I guess.
Hiei: I agree. *cough* anyway, contestant number 1, where would we go and what would we do on a date?
Callie: Well.Firstwewouldgogeticecreamandsugerthenwewouldgototheamusementparkandthet oystoreandwecouldburnthings!
Hiei: *eye starts twitching again*
Callie: *bounces up and down in her chair*
Hiei: Baka. Anyway, contestant number two, same question. *sigh*
Sara: Well, we could go to the park and walk around in the moonlight, and then we could go for ice cream. And after that we could do whatever you want, because I wouldn't want to lose you. *blush*
Hiei: O.o *blush* Uh, Okay.
Sara: You're cute Hiei-san. *blushes*
Hiei: O.O Uh..
Sara: *giggles*
Audience: Awwwww!
Hiei: *clears throat* Anyway, Contestant number 1, what is your favorite pass time?
Callie: WellIreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallylikeeatingsugarIalsolikerunninginci rclesandfallingoffthingstoo.
Hiei: *eye twitches* SHUT UP!
Callie: *catches fire* AHHH! *dies a fiery death*
Jimmy: HAHAHAHA! Hi! I'm Jimmy! *creepy grin*
Audience: ....Uh..YAY!!! *cheers*
Me: O.O Hiei! You killed Callie!
Hiei: ^-^ Hn.
Me: Ok, enough questions. It's time to choose who your date will be!
Hiei: Fine. I choose-
Me: Not yet! I have to tell them where you will go on your date!
Hiei: Hn.
Me: Ok! So, Hiei and his lucky date will go to the mall! They shall enjoy a nice movie and then go home! Lunch and other meals not included.
Hiei: That's all you can ****ing afford?!
Me: ^-^' Gomen nasai. But we are broke. *points at a purple oni with about 20 diamond rings and a fur coat with velvet lining* He was in charge of all the money. Nobody can find it.
Hiei: Hn. Anyway, I choose-*Hiei is interrupted by a crashing sound*
Me: Huh?
Just then a girl clad in black bursts in and grabs Hiei.
Girl: I am Black Dragon! *lights the security onis on fire, grabs Hiei and escapes*
Hiei: Ack!
Jimmy: Hi! I'm Jimmy!
Me: Uhh, BD! Don't take our bachelor!
Just then two guys dressed in white suits run in. the run up onto the stage.
Guy in white #1: Hey! Jimmy escaped again!
Me: Huh?
Guy in white #2: *pulls out badge* We're from the mental ward next door.
Me: Well, what are you doing here? We are on T.V..
GIW#1: We are here for Jimmy.
Me: Okay.
GIW#1+2: *tackle Jimmy and force him into a straight jacket and a muzzle and leave*
Me:..Riiight.
Audience: Yay!!!
Me: Okay everyone, that's it until next time!
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Ok minna-san! That's the end of that! Please tell me who should be on next time! boy or girl, doesn't matter as long as they're from YYH! Ja ne!
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Commercial: Buy Rabid Oni-Away! Have you ever been attacked by rabid onis? If so, we have exactly what you need! It will keep onis away for hours on end! It has been used by Koenma-sama himself! Just spray it on the rabid oni who's attacking you and that's it! Buy Rabid Oni-Away today! *very quickly* Side effects may include: Headaches, extra arms, delirium and loss of lungs.
*the annoying blinky light things flash all over the stage and come to a rest on me*
Me: Thank you minna-san! Now that you've met the lucky ladies (and jimmy), it's time to meet our bachelor! Hiei is a koorime/fire youkai who likes 'sweet snow', burning things and killing other youkai! Come on out Hiei!
Audience: *is back* *applauds wildly*
Hiei: *walks out looking ticked off.*
Some rabid Hiei fan: OI! HIEI-SAMA! OVER HERE!!!!
Hiei: O.o
Hiei fan: *runs up onto the stage and is about to glomp Hiei to death*
Hiei: *pulls out a can of Rabid Oni-Away and sprays it at the girl*
Hiei fan: AHHHH! *grows an extra arm* NOOO!!! *runs off stage crying*
Hiei: *laughs*
Hiei sits in a chair with a wall separating him and the contestants.
Hiei: I want to see what I'm dealing with.
Me: Huh?
Hiei: The girls on the other side of this ****ing wall!
Me: you can't see them until after you've chosen.
Hiei: I WANT TO SEE THEM NOW!
Me: Hiei, you can't see them now. It's just how the game-- *is interrupted by Hiei burning the wall*
Hiei: *smirks*
Me: -_-'
Hiei: *sees the contestants* WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!
Me: ^-^' what do you mean?
Hiei: *points at Callie* She's 3 feet tall. *points at Jimmy* That's a MALE! *points at Sara* And that's some plain looking ningen!
Me: I know.
Hiei: Why did you choose them?!
Me: I didn't. *points at a leprechaun in the corner* Mr. Irish Guy did!
Hiei: O.o
Me: so anyway, ask the questions that you came up with backstage.
Hiei: Fine! *looks at the cards placed in front of him* Ok, contestant number 2, If you saw a cute, fuzzy, wounded animal what would you do?
Jimmy: Hi! I'm Jimmy! *creepy grin*
Hiei: Riiight. contestant number 3, same question.
Sara: I would take it to the vet.
Hiei: *frowns* Whatever. Contestant number 1?
Callie: *takes a deep breath* WellIlikefuzzyanimalssoIwouldhugitandsqueezeittightuntilitwasallbetter! *takes breath* AndthenIwouldeaticecream!
Hiei: *left eye is twitching*
Callie: *grins*
Hiei: Fine. Okay, contestant number 3, describe contestant number 2.
Sara: *looks at Jimmy*
Jimmy: *grins creepily at Sara* Hi! I'm Jimmy!
Sara: *scoots away* Uhh, kind of creepy, I guess.
Hiei: I agree. *cough* anyway, contestant number 1, where would we go and what would we do on a date?
Callie: Well.Firstwewouldgogeticecreamandsugerthenwewouldgototheamusementparkandthet oystoreandwecouldburnthings!
Hiei: *eye starts twitching again*
Callie: *bounces up and down in her chair*
Hiei: Baka. Anyway, contestant number two, same question. *sigh*
Sara: Well, we could go to the park and walk around in the moonlight, and then we could go for ice cream. And after that we could do whatever you want, because I wouldn't want to lose you. *blush*
Hiei: O.o *blush* Uh, Okay.
Sara: You're cute Hiei-san. *blushes*
Hiei: O.O Uh..
Sara: *giggles*
Audience: Awwwww!
Hiei: *clears throat* Anyway, Contestant number 1, what is your favorite pass time?
Callie: WellIreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallylikeeatingsugarIalsolikerunninginci rclesandfallingoffthingstoo.
Hiei: *eye twitches* SHUT UP!
Callie: *catches fire* AHHH! *dies a fiery death*
Jimmy: HAHAHAHA! Hi! I'm Jimmy! *creepy grin*
Audience: ....Uh..YAY!!! *cheers*
Me: O.O Hiei! You killed Callie!
Hiei: ^-^ Hn.
Me: Ok, enough questions. It's time to choose who your date will be!
Hiei: Fine. I choose-
Me: Not yet! I have to tell them where you will go on your date!
Hiei: Hn.
Me: Ok! So, Hiei and his lucky date will go to the mall! They shall enjoy a nice movie and then go home! Lunch and other meals not included.
Hiei: That's all you can ****ing afford?!
Me: ^-^' Gomen nasai. But we are broke. *points at a purple oni with about 20 diamond rings and a fur coat with velvet lining* He was in charge of all the money. Nobody can find it.
Hiei: Hn. Anyway, I choose-*Hiei is interrupted by a crashing sound*
Me: Huh?
Just then a girl clad in black bursts in and grabs Hiei.
Girl: I am Black Dragon! *lights the security onis on fire, grabs Hiei and escapes*
Hiei: Ack!
Jimmy: Hi! I'm Jimmy!
Me: Uhh, BD! Don't take our bachelor!
Just then two guys dressed in white suits run in. the run up onto the stage.
Guy in white #1: Hey! Jimmy escaped again!
Me: Huh?
Guy in white #2: *pulls out badge* We're from the mental ward next door.
Me: Well, what are you doing here? We are on T.V..
GIW#1: We are here for Jimmy.
Me: Okay.
GIW#1+2: *tackle Jimmy and force him into a straight jacket and a muzzle and leave*
Me:..Riiight.
Audience: Yay!!!
Me: Okay everyone, that's it until next time!
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Ok minna-san! That's the end of that! Please tell me who should be on next time! boy or girl, doesn't matter as long as they're from YYH! Ja ne!