Yay! I'm trying to write this again! Go me! I got your reviews, and to the
people who wanted me to put their Mary-sue reincarnations of them on my
show with Kurama or anybody else: **** YOU! YOU LITTLE ****ING MARY-SUES!
**** YOU! *cough* now that I've done that, on with the fic! I don't own
YYH!
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Me: *walks up to a purple oni* Did you get our next contestant?
Oni: Yep! It's right in there! *points to a wooden crate sitting next to him*
Me: Excellent! Put it on the stage! *looks happy*
Oni: No problem! *puts it over by the chair where the bachelor sits*
Another Oni: It's time! Places!
Me: *rushes to my place*
Lights start flashing around and the cheesy music starts playing. The lights come to a rest on me.
Me: I fired the announcer guy because of budget cuts! *sigh* Nobody can find the money! Oh well! I'm the kawaii host, Mirai! I'd like you to meet our contestants! Our first contestant is from America and her name is Heather Davis! *gasp* HEATHER?! *shudders* Heather enjoys not bathing for long periods of time, not brushing her teeth, not cutting her nails, painting her nails ugly shades of bubblegum pink, wearing clothes that a monkey would be ashamed to wear, smiling creepily, and stalking people! Let's bring out heather!
A girl with squinty eyes, large ears, resembling George W. Bush, and wearing freaky, flowery jeans, and a blue sweater with the hood pulled up walks out smiling creepily. She stares at random people in the audience.
Audience: O.O EEK!
Heather: *sits down*
Me: Oh my god. I can tell you now folks, I'm incredibly glad there's a wall separating me from heather. Our next contestant is Kiki! Kiki likes swimming, hanging out with others, and eating seafood! Come on out Kiki!
Two onis wheel out a tank of water containing a dolphin.
Audience: Awwww! A dolphin!
Kiki: EEK EEK! *makes more dolphin-y noises*
Me: A dolphin? Cool! Our final contestant is Keiko Yukimura! She likes studying, volleyball, and hanging around with Yusuke-kun! Welcome Keiko!
Keiko: *walks out and smiles cheerfully. She sits on the chair next to Kiki's tank*
Audience: *claps for the normal person*
Me: And I bet you can't wait to see who is inside the box! It's Yus- *is cut off when the box opens and Kuwabara pops out*
Kuwabara: HI! *waves*
Me: Kuwabara!? Yusuke was supposed to be the guest! Bring out the other crate!
Random oni: *runs out from backstage and nails Kuwabara's box shut*
Kuwabara: *from inside the box* AH! It's dark! HELP! Noooo! Help! Help!
Random onis: *Pull Kuwabara's box off stage*
More random onis: *pull another box onstage*
Yusuke: *pops out of the box* Hi!
Me: Yusuke likes fighting, small children, his friends, and..dolphins.
Yusuke: So, what now?
Me: You ask them random questions and stuff.
Yusuke: Oh. Okay! Contestant number 2 and 3, sing a duet!
Keiko: *Sings a pop song*
Kiki: *makes dolphin noises*
Yusuke: *eyes go big* Oh my.*he rushes around the wall and sees the contestants* MY LOVE!
Keiko: *blushes* Oh Yusuke.
Yusuke: *ignores Keiko and rushes over to Kiki* I LOVE YOU!
Keiko: *becomes angry*
Yusuke: *jumps in Kiki's tank and swims around making dolphin noises*
Keiko: *left eye twitches*
Me: ONIS!
Random onis: *pull Yusuke out of the tank*
Yusuke: Hey!
Me: *big boomy voice* SIT YUSUKE!
Yusuke: *goes back to his chair*
Me: Good boy.
Yusuke: Contestant number one. What is you favorite T.V. show?
Heather: I like DBZ! All of toonami really! Especially Yu Yu Hakusho!
Audience: *silence*
Yusuke: *eye twitches* Too-toonami?
Heather: *nods and smiles creepily* Yeah!
Everyone in the studio including me: KILL HER! SHE LIKES THE EDIT! *everyone kills heather*
Yusuke: *is happy*
Minna-san: *is happy*
Yusuke: Contestant number 2. which greeting do you prefer? 1.Hi. 2.Hello or 3. EEK EEK?
Kiki: EEK EEK! *makes more dolphin noises*
Yusuke: *eyes turn to hearts*
Me: Yusuke, we're running out of time! You need to make a decision! But first, where you will go on your date! Yusuke and his date will go to.the street corner! Where they will greet one another and then leave!
Yusuke: What then?
Me: The date will be over.
Yusuke: You people are so cheap. Anyway, I choose.KIKI!
Kiki: *makes dolphin noises*
Yusuke: ^________^
All of a sudden, some people rush into the studio. They are all dressed as dolphins and are carrying signs that read 'Dolphin Lovers United'.
DLU people: Yusuke! We need to save more dolphins! TO THE ZOO!
Yusuke: TO THE ZOO! *he dresses up as a dolphin and the DLU people and Yusuke run out of the studio, taking Kiki with them*
Keiko: Yusuke! You jerk! Get back here! *she chases Yusuke*
Me: Well that's it for now!
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R+R! Which YYH char should be on next? Someone would end up angry if I put Kurama on, and I'm not putting him through that, so not him. Bai bai!
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Me: *walks up to a purple oni* Did you get our next contestant?
Oni: Yep! It's right in there! *points to a wooden crate sitting next to him*
Me: Excellent! Put it on the stage! *looks happy*
Oni: No problem! *puts it over by the chair where the bachelor sits*
Another Oni: It's time! Places!
Me: *rushes to my place*
Lights start flashing around and the cheesy music starts playing. The lights come to a rest on me.
Me: I fired the announcer guy because of budget cuts! *sigh* Nobody can find the money! Oh well! I'm the kawaii host, Mirai! I'd like you to meet our contestants! Our first contestant is from America and her name is Heather Davis! *gasp* HEATHER?! *shudders* Heather enjoys not bathing for long periods of time, not brushing her teeth, not cutting her nails, painting her nails ugly shades of bubblegum pink, wearing clothes that a monkey would be ashamed to wear, smiling creepily, and stalking people! Let's bring out heather!
A girl with squinty eyes, large ears, resembling George W. Bush, and wearing freaky, flowery jeans, and a blue sweater with the hood pulled up walks out smiling creepily. She stares at random people in the audience.
Audience: O.O EEK!
Heather: *sits down*
Me: Oh my god. I can tell you now folks, I'm incredibly glad there's a wall separating me from heather. Our next contestant is Kiki! Kiki likes swimming, hanging out with others, and eating seafood! Come on out Kiki!
Two onis wheel out a tank of water containing a dolphin.
Audience: Awwww! A dolphin!
Kiki: EEK EEK! *makes more dolphin-y noises*
Me: A dolphin? Cool! Our final contestant is Keiko Yukimura! She likes studying, volleyball, and hanging around with Yusuke-kun! Welcome Keiko!
Keiko: *walks out and smiles cheerfully. She sits on the chair next to Kiki's tank*
Audience: *claps for the normal person*
Me: And I bet you can't wait to see who is inside the box! It's Yus- *is cut off when the box opens and Kuwabara pops out*
Kuwabara: HI! *waves*
Me: Kuwabara!? Yusuke was supposed to be the guest! Bring out the other crate!
Random oni: *runs out from backstage and nails Kuwabara's box shut*
Kuwabara: *from inside the box* AH! It's dark! HELP! Noooo! Help! Help!
Random onis: *Pull Kuwabara's box off stage*
More random onis: *pull another box onstage*
Yusuke: *pops out of the box* Hi!
Me: Yusuke likes fighting, small children, his friends, and..dolphins.
Yusuke: So, what now?
Me: You ask them random questions and stuff.
Yusuke: Oh. Okay! Contestant number 2 and 3, sing a duet!
Keiko: *Sings a pop song*
Kiki: *makes dolphin noises*
Yusuke: *eyes go big* Oh my.*he rushes around the wall and sees the contestants* MY LOVE!
Keiko: *blushes* Oh Yusuke.
Yusuke: *ignores Keiko and rushes over to Kiki* I LOVE YOU!
Keiko: *becomes angry*
Yusuke: *jumps in Kiki's tank and swims around making dolphin noises*
Keiko: *left eye twitches*
Me: ONIS!
Random onis: *pull Yusuke out of the tank*
Yusuke: Hey!
Me: *big boomy voice* SIT YUSUKE!
Yusuke: *goes back to his chair*
Me: Good boy.
Yusuke: Contestant number one. What is you favorite T.V. show?
Heather: I like DBZ! All of toonami really! Especially Yu Yu Hakusho!
Audience: *silence*
Yusuke: *eye twitches* Too-toonami?
Heather: *nods and smiles creepily* Yeah!
Everyone in the studio including me: KILL HER! SHE LIKES THE EDIT! *everyone kills heather*
Yusuke: *is happy*
Minna-san: *is happy*
Yusuke: Contestant number 2. which greeting do you prefer? 1.Hi. 2.Hello or 3. EEK EEK?
Kiki: EEK EEK! *makes more dolphin noises*
Yusuke: *eyes turn to hearts*
Me: Yusuke, we're running out of time! You need to make a decision! But first, where you will go on your date! Yusuke and his date will go to.the street corner! Where they will greet one another and then leave!
Yusuke: What then?
Me: The date will be over.
Yusuke: You people are so cheap. Anyway, I choose.KIKI!
Kiki: *makes dolphin noises*
Yusuke: ^________^
All of a sudden, some people rush into the studio. They are all dressed as dolphins and are carrying signs that read 'Dolphin Lovers United'.
DLU people: Yusuke! We need to save more dolphins! TO THE ZOO!
Yusuke: TO THE ZOO! *he dresses up as a dolphin and the DLU people and Yusuke run out of the studio, taking Kiki with them*
Keiko: Yusuke! You jerk! Get back here! *she chases Yusuke*
Me: Well that's it for now!
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R+R! Which YYH char should be on next? Someone would end up angry if I put Kurama on, and I'm not putting him through that, so not him. Bai bai!