It starts out in present day Japan Rin is so used to being around
Sesshomaru that she cusses all the time.
Rin is on the phone: Hey, Mother fucker!! What's up?! Person on the phone: *screams* Rin: Owww.that hurt my ears.. Sesshomaru: Rin, what have I told you about swearing? *The doorbell rings* Sesshomaru: Oooh! The pizza's here! Dorky pizza guy: Here's you pizza.*opens the lid* Sesshomaru: What the fuck!?!?! Pepperoni?!?! I asked for demon toppings!! ! You fuck ass bitch!! Dorky pizza guy: How am I supposed to find demons in modern day Japan?! Sesshomaru: Tell you what fucker; have you seen any green toad bitches walking around? Dorky pizza guy: yeah. Sesshomaru: THEN CHOP HIM UP!!!! DUMBASS!!!! Dorky pizza guy: Okay!!! He thinks in his head *he scares me.* Rin: Sesshy, I thought you told me not to swear. Sesshomaru: Umm.scratch that! Dorky pizza guy comes back: I got the demon dude. Sesshomaru: Let me chop him up!*grins evilly* Jakken: Noooo!!!!! Please don't hurt me Master Fluffy!!! Sesshomaru: Jakken, this is the last fucking time you ever call me that god damned name ever again!!!!!!! *Blood goes everywhere* Sesshomaru saves a little tiny piece of Jakken.
LATER
Sesshomaru loosens his belt: That was the best pizza I have ever tasted. Rin: Time for more pizza!!!! Sesshomaru takes out tensaiga and stabs it into the little piece of Jakken: Pizza time!!! Jakken: I'm alive!!! Thank you Master Fluffy!!! Sesshomaru: GOD DAMNIT!!!! DON'T CALL ME THAT MOTHER FUCKING NAME!!!!!!!!! Jakken: NOOOOOO!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! *Sesshomaru cuts him up again and makes him into a pizza*
THE END weird isn't it.?
Rin is on the phone: Hey, Mother fucker!! What's up?! Person on the phone: *screams* Rin: Owww.that hurt my ears.. Sesshomaru: Rin, what have I told you about swearing? *The doorbell rings* Sesshomaru: Oooh! The pizza's here! Dorky pizza guy: Here's you pizza.*opens the lid* Sesshomaru: What the fuck!?!?! Pepperoni?!?! I asked for demon toppings!! ! You fuck ass bitch!! Dorky pizza guy: How am I supposed to find demons in modern day Japan?! Sesshomaru: Tell you what fucker; have you seen any green toad bitches walking around? Dorky pizza guy: yeah. Sesshomaru: THEN CHOP HIM UP!!!! DUMBASS!!!! Dorky pizza guy: Okay!!! He thinks in his head *he scares me.* Rin: Sesshy, I thought you told me not to swear. Sesshomaru: Umm.scratch that! Dorky pizza guy comes back: I got the demon dude. Sesshomaru: Let me chop him up!*grins evilly* Jakken: Noooo!!!!! Please don't hurt me Master Fluffy!!! Sesshomaru: Jakken, this is the last fucking time you ever call me that god damned name ever again!!!!!!! *Blood goes everywhere* Sesshomaru saves a little tiny piece of Jakken.
LATER
Sesshomaru loosens his belt: That was the best pizza I have ever tasted. Rin: Time for more pizza!!!! Sesshomaru takes out tensaiga and stabs it into the little piece of Jakken: Pizza time!!! Jakken: I'm alive!!! Thank you Master Fluffy!!! Sesshomaru: GOD DAMNIT!!!! DON'T CALL ME THAT MOTHER FUCKING NAME!!!!!!!!! Jakken: NOOOOOO!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! *Sesshomaru cuts him up again and makes him into a pizza*
THE END weird isn't it.?