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"MAO! MAO! You won't believe what's happening!" Emily came running into the girls' room.

"Calm down Emily, what's the rush?" Mao questioned before she was dragged away from her seat.

"No time, just grab a camera. FAST. NOW!"

Mao had never seen Emily that excited before so she grabbed a camcorder from her locker and dashed off after her red-headed friend...

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It had all started when Rei wanted to give his sweat filled fringe a quick wash before he went to his next class which so happened to be the torturing class of chemistry. Who would want sweat dripping into their vinegar and hydrochloric acid mixed to form the greatest acid alive? (A/N No seriously, I'm making it up)

Groping around (because he had his head down to wash just the fringe), his hands gripped a bottle of shampoo which he quickly dunked on his head. (This is in the boys locker room where there are the showers)

Quickly noticing the smell wasn't the one of the usual rice-water and special-herb mixed (A/N My mom says that in China, some of the village folk use that and it keeps their hair jet black) Rei chanced a quick glance at the bottle.

He sputtered.

His eyes watered from the shampoo that had entered.

"Hey, Rei! What's that smell?" Jan asked as he walked past. (NB Rei's just washing his fringe for goodness sake!)

"GAK!" Rei tossed the bottle aside and quickly soaked the shampoo away.
The bottle landed at Jan's feet.

Before he could pick it up though, Takao quickly grabbed it from him. Jan shrugged and walked out.

"Hey..." Takao said slowly, reading the bottle.
"Whatsitsay???" Max asked eagerly.
"Yeah, what's it say?" A huge crowd had gathered around Takao.
Twitching ever so slightly, Takao grasped the bottle even tighter. Rei groaned in protest.

"Guys..." he said solemnly.

Everybody held their breaths.

"I'VE GOT THE UUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRGGEEE!!!" He yelled happily, bouncing around with the bottle.
"Takao-kun, how many burgers did you eat at lunch again?" Kyouju asked sheepishly.

"HERE YOU GOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Takao squealed as he dumped the shampoo on to Kyouju's, Max's and unfortunately, Kai's, who happened to be around.

Suddenly, two pretty mary-sues bursted in.
"He's got the uuuuuuurrge, to herbal!"
Disco lights came on and the whole boys room was thrown into a soap bubble party.

"Kinomiya, you are SO dead." Kai rinsed his hair dry of the Clairol Herbal Essence (helped by Rei who was directing the water out of the shower into the room).

"Hey! Leave me some!" Michael grinned mischieviously. No one knew whether he was talking to the Mary-sues (who were fawning over Takao) or to Takao himself.

Takao opted for option 2 and dunked some of the mixture on his flaming red hair.

Everyone was given a dose of the shampoo from a very generous Takao. To Rei's amusement (and Kai's disgust), the whole group of boys started singing.

We've got the uuuuurge to herbal! (Michael, Max, Steve, Eddy)
We'll always take a shower (Ivan, Sergey, Rai and Kiki)
For more than half an hour! (Oliver, Kyouju, Gao, Haori)
WE'VE GOT THE URGE!!!

Everyone yelled the last one phrase and burst into laughter. The Mary-sues giggled snobbishly.

And Emily had rushed off to tell Mao about it.

As she pulled Mao back however, she found the boys room to be quite quiet.

~before Emily had returned~

"BOYS!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY SHAMPOO???!?!?!!!!" Professor Joyce growled.

The boys stopped playing with the bubbles and the Mary-sues disappeared mysteriously.

Snatching the bottle from Takao's hands, she stalked off.

~Meanwhile...~

"Are you sure, Emily?"
"Positive"
The girls waited in silence, camcorder in hands.
"C'mon, lets take a short break." Emily sighed as she watched Joyce walking off, who was muttering "Urge".

Brandishing a kitkat, the two girls ate with zest, unbeknowst to them that the boys had started laughing and doing the whole routine over again, this time with the lyrics of...

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIIIIIIIIGHT SIIIIIIDE OF LIFE!!!

(insert whistling here)

A few minutes later, after the Kitkat (tm) break, the girls had got their camcorders back in action, but the boys had had enough of the joke and had settled down once again.

~not the end, yet to continue next chap~

Notes:

Haori, if I listened correctly, is Lupinex. If I'm wrong, correct me, cos I really have no time to check the official website now...
Joyce is Judy... me thinks.... need to watch again. *sighs*

No yaoi was intended in this chapter, And if you're wondering what happened to the other Euro team members and where the heck is Yuli and Boris and what happened to Kai, it'll be in the next chapter...
Will contain some OC's, but will have to ask permission....
Also, I'm sorry, if your favourite character is in this shampoo episode, feel free to flame me... especially if you like Oliver and thinks he isn't gay cosIthinkheisn'tgaytoosowhat'supwiththeyaoi?

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