MARY SUES PAYBACK TIME!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

A/N ok, so the title's lame.... I'd like to give my thanks to Fiery who reviewed 2 times ^-^. Also thanks to all other reviewers and thanks for the good advice and.... etc.

Also, I'm taking Gigasu's hint of the Jap names so if they turn out to be wrong...





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Somewhere in a faraway land, in a castle that no one had dared to do entrance before...

"What's up with the faraway part?"

......

ok, in a not so faraway land, quite near the school premises...

"I'm home, my evil comradessss." Vlad (Saguinex) appeared out of thin air, swishing his cloak.

"Right on time, bro." Kairona (Cenotaph) growled, motioning to the other two inmates of the erm... castle.

Lying on the table was Zaib (Zomb), with wires inserted throughout his body. (NO not like that...... )

Haori (Lupinex) was wearing a lab coat.

"Ahuahuahuahuahuahuahuahuahuahuahua!!! I vill create the .... my creationg with zees power of ze Vightning. HWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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"What's up with him?"
"He watched another rerun of The Nutty Professor."
"... Little brothers..."

As if their prayers were answered. ("We don't pray you moron of an authoress!") mary-sue popped out of nowhere. (This is getting tiresome)

"One pull and it's easy to make every delicious meal special. *insert salesman grin*All of ALPO's great-tasting 13.2 ounce canned varieties are now available with the EZOpen lid! *insert squeal* No can opener required. Just pop the top, pull back the lid and serve!" pets a random passing dog.

Brandishing a tin can in her hand, she tried in vain to open the EZOpen lid.

"Want my help, my dear?" Vlad grinned wickedly.

Mary sue giggled and gave the can to Vlad, which he opened and handed back.

"Now you will have to paaaay....."

But the mary sue had turned away and started force feeding Haori.

"But... miss..*choke*"

"There, see? Every dog wants it, and every dog owner MUST have it! So *insert wide flash of grin* buy yours today! Alpo! Available at all the following departmental stores!"

X.x

"Argh, tell you what miss, why don't you just tilt your head and..."

"And yes, YOU sir," mary sue pointed a sweet finger at Kairona.
"Me?"

"YES, YOU!" Mary sue started bouncing around the creepy motifs in the castle.
they were suddenly turned pink and purple and blue.

"What you need is a good brand..."
"Now miss, can you hold still..."

"OF BAND AID!!!"




"..."
"..."

"Who hired you?"

But mary sue was rummaging in her perfectly fashioned anime girl jacket for........

"ELASTOPLAST!!!"

A band aid was stuck to her thumb and she happpily stuck it up in a thumbs up movement.

" I am stuck on Band Aids cause Band Aids stuck on me!"
" I am stuck on Band Aids cause Band Aids stuck on me!"

" I am stuck on Band Aids cause Band Aids stuck on me!"

"Miss..."

"Every boo boo needs it, afterall, it's cool, and fashionable! *wide advertisment smile*" Mary sue plastered her whole stock of Elastoplast on Kairona.

"Guys, I think I need to go get the 'ol acid out now." Kairona sighed in defeat. Attacking the female species wasn't his thing.

"Yesss... Miss Mary sue, if you could just come closer..."
"You know Vlad, sleeping on this table sure gives you the aches."

"Then don't play with Haori..."

"AH HAH!"
Mary sue rummaged in her perfect jacket that fitted her perfect body (again).

"YOKO YOKO!!! It has fast soothing relief that instantly soothes your aching muscles after a hard day at work! Apply it and observe instant results!"

"Erm.. ok..."

"But it smells too strong."

"You, my dear sir, look like you also have a bad case of bone problems!"

"Vlad, how did she know we aren't human?"
"Sssh!"

"Observe that as we grow older, our bones grow more brittle..." A chart pops up from mary sues hand.
"So to prevent our bones from deteriorating, drink Magnolia milk today! Magnolia milk is pure milk unlike brand X which contains other artificial ingredients..." (drones on as another chart pops up.)

Everyone sleeps except for Kairona who is applying acid on the band aids.

"...So if you want to stay healthy, now, for the future, always drink your Magnolia milk *flashes grin*."

"I've got a question..." Vlad said drowsily.
"Ahhh... I know!"

She went closer to Vlad (much to his delight)

And poured the milk down his throat.

Mary sue looked around the room.

Vlad was hacking on the milk.
Zaib was sleeping on the table.
Haori was sleeping next to the dog food.
Kairona was still trying to get rid of his Elastoplasts.

"I'll be off now!"
She quickly vanished in a puff of smoke.

"Mary sue! Come back! I haven't sucked your blood.... Oh never mind."

"You know something?"

Everyone turned to face Haori.

"This actually tastes quite good."

~end~

Notes:

That was the weirdest chapter I've done. It didn't contain much humour. And that is depressing. Oh yeah, you know the Mary sue? It was Ralf (Robert) who wanted to play an early April fool's trick on his rivals. He borrowed a spell from me.

haha

Don't you guys get it?

Oh never mind.

Just give me some ideas of what ads to do next. I must know the sequence of them, what happens, blah.