FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

A/N Hi people! I'm updating at last! Consider this a Birthday gift from me ^-^ *hinthint*
Thanks to FieryPhoenixGryphon for giving me so much advice. And to all my other reviewers. Especially Gigasu and Starwolf. Thanks for giving me so much support ;_; so touched!

Short note: This chapter contains Yaoi for a lot of couplings... be warned!

~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~

Takao walked down the street happily.

It was SUMMER!!! Beautiful wonderful hot hot hot summer!

And today was the last day of school!

GLORIOUS WONDERFUL BLISSFUL SUMMER!!!!!

"SUMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEERRR!!!!"

He skipped down the street passing everyone who were now looking at him strangely.

"I know!" Takao smiled brightly.

"In celebration of the SUMMER, I'll buy an orange!"
He then proceeded in cackling all the way to the next orange store.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Stupid passport expiry."

"Clink!"

"Damn photographer."

"Clink clink!"

"Cursed photography booths!" Kai spat as he shoved his last coin into the coin slot.

"Clink!"

Grumbling and muttering to himself, he dragged himself into the booth.
Grandfather was going on "holiday".
Grandfather wanted him to come along.
Grandfather was bringing him to Russia.
Grandfather would kill his teamates if he didn't go.

Kai blinked.
Maybe letting him kill his teammates off wasn't so bad after all.

Unknowingly, he popped a Smint into his mouth.

Takao was skipping down the street when a sudden unseen force dragged him all the way to a photo booth.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!"

Unfortunately, so was Rei, Max, Yuli, Johnny and one hell lot of fangirls.

However, Takao was the first one who reached Kai.

"What the..."

Kai said no more as Takao whispered seductively, "No Smint no kiss."

He bent his head and leaned close....

You don't want to know what happened to Kai do you?

But ME, the mighty Authoress will tell you!!!

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
(gets bonked on head by angry readers)

~SHOVE~
"I HATE YAOI YOU HORRIBLE HOMOS! GET OFF MY PRECIOOOUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (voice goes sadistic like)
~SHOVE~
"I DON'T HATE YAOI! YOU IDIOT, BUT KAI IS STILL MINE!!!!!"
~SHOVE~
"Kai, I know you want me..."
~SHOVE~
"HEY! REI, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ENJOYING THIS!!!"
~*smack*~

Everyone stares at Max who had kissed Kai on the cheek.

"OI!"
"MAX, YOU'RE SO DEAD!"
~SHOVE~

~~~~~eventually~~~~~~~~

"Geroff! GET OFF!"

But Rei, Max and Takao kept on clamoring over the messy tangle of fangirls.

(let's just say I rescued Johnny and Yuli)

~~~~~~~~10 minutes later~~~~~~~~~

"KAI! WE'LL LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT!"

"..."

"Gotta go now Kai! Gotta buy an orange!"
"See you in school Kai!"
"Mata ne!"

"..."

Kai glanced at his photos. Grandfather might not want to take him to Russia again.

"Why don't you use Neoprints? They're easy and convenient! Try them today!"

-____-+

The neoprints machine was in wrecks.

No one asked why.

~~~back to Takao~~~~~~

It had started raining. But Takao didn't care. He had bought raisins and an orange!
What a wonderful wonderful wonderful day this was!

"I'M SIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiIIIIiIiIIIiinnnGGGING in the RAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!"

He swung himself onto a lamp post.

"I'm SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNGIIIING IN THE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIN!"

His raisins dropped out of his pocket.

O.o

The rain stopped abruptly.

And the raisins looked like they were swelling.

Five of them swelled the largest.

Takao gasped.

THEY WERE PRUNES!!!

(ok that was lame)

A depipping gun popped up of nowhere and depipped the pipped prunes.

"I thought they were raisins?"

No... a voice said.

They are unpipped prunes where the depipping gun will deppip the unpipped prunes and plane them to the palace of pips where all the deppiped pips of unpipped prunes (now depipped) play.

?__?

~~~~~~Meanwhile somewhere else~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kyouju was walking down the alley to school.

He passed by a weird looking cardboard ad.

"?"

It was never there before, never was.

AND IT WAS IN THE SHAPE OF A MONITOR!!!

Maybe they were those type of cardboard figures where you stuck your head through to take a picture.
(A/N Thailand has a lot)

Poking his head through curiously, he was immediately grabbed round the neck by a very strong arm.

"ARG!!!!"

What Kyouju saw on the other side of the board was BALKOV!!! THE EVIL ONE!!!

"You...." Balkov snarled coldly, before putting on a fake smile.
"YOU! (Kyouju flinched) Are a curious young ... er............. researcher. Yah, researcher!"
Balkov put on the best smile he could do.

Meanwhile Kyouju was looking at who was holding him. He wished he didn't.

"Luckily for you," Balkov grimaced, "You are entitled to a free Vanilla Coke!"

"Give it to him Sergey," Balkov muttered, pushing a vanilla coke with a straw and a mini umbrella into the burly beyblader's other hand.

"The smooth texture, combined with the refreshing taste of vanilla..... ahhhhhhhhhh..."

Balkov smirked as Sergey "accidentaly" pushed the straw up Kyuoju's nostril.

"Sergey!"
"да!"

Kyouju was immediately pushed out of the hole with a straw stuck up his nostril. Oh, with the free coke too of course.

~Back on the other side~

"Stupid advertisement... of all the paid ones, we had to choose THIS?!?!"

~Back to Kyouju~

"HI KYOUJU-KUN!!!"

"Konnichiwa..."
"Ooooh, you've got the new coke! Lemme have it!"

Before Kyouju could do anything, Takao had snatched the whole bottle out of his hand and downed it in one gulp.

~~~~~In school~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I FEEEEEEL GENEROUS TODAY!"
"May Kinomiya please sit down?"

"Hai, Mizuhara sensei!" Takao grinned, fingering his orange nervously.

It just looked so smooth... and sweet. With just the right amount of sourness too... not to mention juicy!

Sneaking a glance at Joyce, he peeled the first part of the orange carefully.

Joyce turned around quickly and he hid the orange under his desk.

"Hm..."Joyce shrugged and went back to writing on the black board. (What to do when your beyblade stops spinning)

Quickly peeling the rest of the orange, Takao handed one slice to a wide eyed Max, to Rei and even one to Ivan! (He was so short, he was sitting in the same row as Takao.)

Joyce turned around suddenly.
Everyone hid their oranges in their mouths.

Then Takao piped up.
"I KNOW I KNOW!!! Mizuhara sensei, you have an orange in your mouth too, right? Just like the advertisement!"

"No, Kinomiya-kun. And I'd like to remind you, eating in class is strictly prohibited.... no..."Joyce was cut short by Takao as he shoved an orange slice into her mouth.

"Okay Kinomiya, you're excused this time," Joyce smiled as she finished her orange.

"You did have an orange in your mouth didn't you?"

"No."

"oops."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This might be the second last chapter I'm writing. Thanks for all your support, guys.

And thanks for the name translations once again Gigasu.

I know my fics are getting less humorous. Gomen... I just wasn't born to write humour. :(

Oh yeah, it's my birthday today and people are treating me like a piece of dirt.
4th April. *hinthint*

k, thanks again for reading! Flames are very welcome especially for this chapter about the Yaoi part.