The last episode???

Yes, my dear beloved (*cough hack wheeze choke* I'mnotintoyuri *coff*) readers, the time has finally come to say goodbye in this fic... unless I get anymore weird ideas...

Whole cast: YOU BETTER NOT!

eek... ok, so what if I do? Authors have the license to kill and create ... in stories only.

Whole cast: BOO TO OC'S AND MARY SUES!!!
Hey! I call mary sues ocs... oh wadeva (insert bimbo slang) I'll better like, you know, hurry on with this last, like, totally rad chapter.

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"Rei?"

"Hai."

"Kiki?"

"Hai!"

"Gao?"

"urgh... stomachache..."

"..."


"He must have eaten the orange peels of what Takao left behind in the last chapter."
"Yeah..."

Gao hurried out of the locker room and headed straight for the toilet.

"So who will replace Gao? The match will start in a minute," the coach said worriedly. (*ahem* someone we all know as Dickinsen. Since I'm not very sure of his name, I'll call him Kaichiyou (chairman))

He scanned his team of 12.

Kiki was bouncing on his seat.
Max was blowing bubblegum. :3
Rei kept looking out of the locker room onto the pitch. No doubt looking for a certain pink haired cheerleader.
Rai was stretching.
Akira (you know, that guy with fat lips in the begging?) was over towering the rest of the team.

The rest were Gary tues.
(A/N I'm too lazy... well, ok. The Gary tues are each beefy soccer champs who play like robots and do not know the meaning of fun. But they do have nice hairstyles which fangirls usually fall for.)

Kaichiyou mentally ticked off the members.

That left only Max and Kiki as reserves.
But who to take over Gao?

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"According to my calculations, our Asian team do not even stand a chance against the non-Asians," Kyujou said worriedly.

"Nah, don't worry yourself into such stuff. For example, you calculated how Dragoon would lose the fight once remember? And what happened? I won!"

Takao popped some popcorn into his mouth and chugged the whole content of a big gulp down his throat.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

"Takao?"
Takao grinned happily.
"Brain freeze!" he chirped.

"O... ok."

Too late, Takao reached for his 7 Eleven drink again.

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"Aaaa...aaa...aaaaa....aaah"

"That must be the whistle already!" Kaichiyou said nervously, fingering his moustache.

"Ok, Max, take Gao's place."

"Why not me?" Kiki pouted angrily.
"Because."
"Why?"
"Because."

By this time, the team had already marched out into the pitch. Kaichiyou followed behind them to shake hands with the opposing team's captain.

Souichiro Hito

Or aka Voltaire...
Sniff him out my preciousssssss... Kill him! You can smell him! Ignore the bird , hear him, ssssssmell him...

Voltaire: I'm not Voldemort.
Authoress: Yeah, you're Souichiro Hito.

"Nice to meet you"
"Yes, very nice to meet you."

Each captain proceeded in a hand cracking competition of their own, totally ignoring their own teams.

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"Go Rei!!! GO!!"
"All Stars and Majestics are the best! We'll definitely put them to the test!"
"grrrrr... You can do it boys!!!"

"That the best you've got?"

"No," Mao smirked at Emily.
She then brandished a bag of pocky.

Emily's eyes went wide.

"POCKY!!!!"

"Q'LICOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Both girls started on the biscuit.
"Hey girls can I have some?"

Both the cheerleaders grinned wickedly and faced Takao.

"NIEEEEEEEH"

They set their teeth to work and clacked away all of the Pocky in front of a terrorized Takao.

(A/N Clacked as in literally clacked. Like a rabbit. With their two front teeth.)

*********Back to the field*************

Rei glanced distractedly at the cheerleaders, especially a pink haired one. The mary sues were failing to catch his attention.

Bonk!

A ball hit Rei's head.
It wasn't painful, but for his plan to work...

"OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!"

"REI? NI HAI HAO MA?????"
"Xi bei hun ah."

(Nah just kidding. This is what he really said:)

"I think I need time out. Kiki can take my place," he groaned as he staggered out, much to the joy of the green haired midget.

"That guy? Against us?"
"He won't stand a chance," Steve grinned lopsidedly.

And in case you were wondering, the referee was erased away by a deleter, a powerful weapon of the fanfictions that causes OC's and canon characters alike to mysteriouly disappear or die.

"Hey Max!"
"Huh?"

"Catch!" Takao yelled from the stands.

As Max opened his mouth to protest, something flew in and he gulped nervously.
He shouldn't have, eh?

"*gasp* Max is sprouting bunny ears!"
"Pink ones!"
"A bunny tail too!"

DOK

DOK
DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK
DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOKDOK DOKDOKDOKDOKDOK DOK DOKDOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK

"Takao, what did you give Max?"
"An Energizer battery!!"

Now Max was moving around the field robot style with a drum in his hands...

Oh yeah, he scored 5 goals.

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Back in the sickness bay...
"Rei-nii, are you ok?"
"Ah."

Before Mao could say another word, Rei hushed her and led her out of the room.

"Wanna go boating?"


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Things were getting desperate on the Asians' side.

Max's battery was running out.
Their Gary tues were mysteriously erased.
And their best player was getting rid of orange peels!!!

"THE HORROR!" Rai screamed in agony as another goal was shot in.

Just then, a saviour in an oversized jersey came to the rescue!

Is it a dwarf?
Is it a pygmy?
NO!!!
IT'S KIKI!!!

With, of course a special weapon since the referee was out.

"And wad may dat be?" Yuli grinned in victory.

"MY MUM'S SPECIAL FRIEND, MORTINE!!!!"

"Mortine?"
"Never heard of."
"His Mum's special friend?"
"Must be another shorty."

And from his oversized jersey, Kiki wielded...

A can of bug spray.

And of course Chesdale

Everyone stared.

"It helps to get rid of pests, even the hardiest!" He said earnestly.

The opposing team burst into laughter.

Which made Kiki angry.
Eating the Chesdale as fast as he could, he suddenly grew bigger, and Bigger , and BIGGER.

"TAKE THAT!!!" And he sprayed a generous amount of Mortine at Steve. (Oh yeah, he was taller than even Akira)

"See, nothing wrong with..."

Steve fainted.

"Just love that Mortine!" Kiki purred against the can.

And while all this was going on, the ball had rolled into the non-Asians' net 10 times.

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The two were boating

Yes, Rei had specially skipped erm.......... "soccer practice" just to take Mao out on a date.

Isn't that sweet?

The oars of the boat slowed, then stopped.

Rei leaned closer to Mao, any second their lips would meet...

SPLOOOSH
SPLASH

Both of them tore their gaze away from each other and glared dismally at the whole school team (both Asians and non-Asians) that was on another rowboat.

"Man..."

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They were on a hot air balloon.

"No one will find us here." Rei thought happily as Mao looked at him with her beautiful gold eyes.

They closed in again....

Rei put his arms around Mao's waist, and she put hers onto his shoulders.

Slowly,

oh so slowly,

CHOPPER
CHOPPER
CHOPPER
CHUPPER
CHOPPER

They snapped back into reality as thy looked out of the balloon to see a helicopter rising in the air steadily a few meters away.

Yes, the whole school was in it now.

"Mao, should we pop this balloon?"

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Rei had given up and invited Mao to a pizza date.

Mao had given up too.

As both sat in the pizza parlor, waiting for the pizza, they saw a man reading a newspaper upside down.

Come to think of it, almost all the patrons were either reading comics or magazines the wrong way around.

Rei sighed, but cheered up slightly as the pizza was served.

Mao was sure she could feel a hundred eyes burn into her back as she picked up her fork toplunge into the still hot pizza.

"Cool, it has a cheesy crust."
"Yeah neat."

She could now estimate the whole cast to be staring at them.

Taking a deep breath, she twiddled her fork into the cheese to eat that part first.

Cheese was the best.

Especially pizza cheese.

Cos they were nice and long and stretchy, which gave you the feeling you were eating noodles and that Mao liked a lot.

What she didn't like was a hundred eyes staring at her while she nibbled the cheese strand away bit by bit.

by bit

by bit

by bit

Her lips met with something that did not taste like pizza.

Staring straight ahead (instead of looking around) She found her eyes locked straight into another pair of vermilion orbs.

Orbs that were just as surprised as she was.

HOOOOOOOOOORRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!

The whole parlour erupted into cheers as photos were taken and sobs were sniffled into hankies.

The pair quickly broke it up.

"Ah well, it should end this way, huh?"

"Thanks to pizza heart!" Mao grinned sheepishly.

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Notes:

Thanks to Gigasu again ^-^

I feel so proud of myself! I actually translated a name that was in Hiragana! (Dickensen's)

Clever clever me.
Oh yeah, thanks to all my other friends (HellFenix, Tsunami-blader, Yami Kururu-sama) for reviewing. *looks nervously at gun pointed at me by HellFenix*

Robert wasn't in the soccer match and.. well, yeah, that's about it.

This chapter wasn't funny, but that was the best I could do :(

Well, thanks for faithfully reviewing, my fellow reviewers. I luv ya all!

My speciality is in one shots, so kick me.

*OW!!! looks at Yami Kururu who kicked me with an anime fake leg*