A/n: Umm.. Yeah? Really? This story totally sucks... at this point I'm just writing because Dar is making it hard for me to write about him... GRRRR!!! So there's like very little D/G in this. It's mainly Draco telling Ginny a story he had read when he was young. Which is actually my R.p character in Melissa-dono's campaign.

p.s:

Instant Karma: I made his hair longer because ... well I dunno why. I always saw him with shorter hair too... ^_^;;

GinnyGinVampire: 1.) Yes I write smut. I'm quite good at it. I'm also good at drawing it. While thus far I've not written any for FF.net... whom knows? Although... If I write any it'll probably be after Deirdre [My rp character] is married.. and THEN I'll be writing a wedding night fic [and probably many more... mwa.hahahaha.] . which will probably frighten the bejeebus out of Melissa-Dono.

2.) You can't kill me. I'm already dead ^_^ but you can be my cuddle-buddy. I like to cuddle.

3.) I hope you're still reading, because I love you and your annoying reviews. I love being annoyed... except when it's from L.o.D syndrome. Which is a VERY HORRIBLE ILLNESS! It's when I don't get to hear Dar's voice.

I dead-icated this chapter to those whom have ever fallen in love with an NPC and to the lovely little vampire girl whom has warmed a small corner of this dead girl's heart with her weirdoness. Fear Dar's Mighty 6 foot sword of DOOM!! or his beautiful eyes.. -swoon-

Momentary - Chapter 5 - A Princess, A Mage, and A Head Injury

Ginny sat rather girlishly on her robes as Draco picked at a few overgrown blades of grass.

"Is there anything that you can't do Weasel?" Draco flashed a toothy grin her way

Ginny pouted and placed her porcelain pale hands on a sturdy pair of hips "C'mon now. I was just getting used to the whole 'Virginia' thing. Why must you return to the name slinging?"

"Hey now. Weasels can be sexy! So it's not terrible." Draco wagged a well manicured finger in her general direction.

Ginny just scowled "Well. I'm not good at debating or verbal arguments, I'm not a good writer, I've got a short fuse, I've got a weakness for cheesecake and good smutty books." She blushed a bit looking a while.

"Gods weasel. You're a big old perv, ain't cha?"

"No! I'm just... Oh piss off Malfoy!" she bit at him and stood. Draco latched his arms and legs around her right leg tightly.

"VIRGIIIIIINIA!! Don't be mad! I was kidding. Relax... geez. oh.. Nice." He grinned up at her and rubbed his cheek on the side of her leg. Her eyes closed and her left hand formed a tight fist. in a swift movement she brought it down upon Malfoy's soft, well shaped head, sounding a painful thud that sent Draco skittering 3 feet away, rubbing his head "OWWWW oww oww oww.. Why didja do that!?"

"You're disturbing... " she folded her arms across her chest and shook her head. "Wanna get some ice for that?" she leaned down to him and patted his shoulder with a smile "Yeah... if you'll nurse my head injury." He winked "Yeah... sure."

.::: In the Hospital Wing:::.

"Mr. Malfoy, I HIGHLY doubt that there was a lich chasing Ms. Weasley threatening to remove her soul...."

"There wasn't. I'm telling you.. he just walked into a tree."

"....And there it was 6 feet... no 7 feet tall! and it pointed its horribly deformed staff at me, and Ginny was crying for me not to go..."

"Oh is that all? He must have been daydreaming, I'll be right back with the ice pack."

"Draco... She left..."

"Oh Alright" He smiled as he stretched his body across the small fluffy hospital bed.

"By the way... What the HELL is a Lich?" Ginny asked, moving his leg over for her to have enough room to sit.

"A Lich is an undead mage. There's an old story about a lich who stole a beautiful princess' soul and placed it in a locket and forced her to give it to the person she trusted most, whom was her protector, whom was a very powerful mage, who wasn't allowed to use his powers and the Lich took HIS soul. It's a beautiful story." Draco's nimble fingers entwined behind his head.

"Oh.. How did the story end? Did the Lich kill the mage?"

"No. The Princess saved him and He was grateful and he missed the best opportunity to reveal his true feelings for her because he was a butthead."

"Wow. That's a terrible story. He really WAS a butthead. But there's lots more to that story right?

"Right"

"You should tell me more later. I'd like to hear the whole thing."

The medinurse returned to Draco and Virginia "Here you go Hero." She sat an enormous green pouch atop Draco's head. "Th...Thanks." He winced at the ice shards poking him through this thick rubber. "You're most welcome." She smiled and left the two alone.

About 45 seconds past when .....

"So tell me more about this princess and mage story." Ginny sat beside him with rapt attention.

"Hmm.. i guess. Well the princess' name was Deirdre and she was an Elf. And She was very beautiful. She had long white hair and lavender eyes..."

"So she looked like a Malfoy?"

"...Eh... Sorta. Anyways The Mage's name WAS Kai but he insisted people called him Darvahn after his Grandfather, whom was a terrible man. Ya see, Kai... er Dar was possessed by a terrible creature was young and killed many people. I guess he was too afraid or ashamed of his past as Kai. The big baby. He was inprisoned for a long time. Lady Deirdre's mother made bracelets for Dar so he could walk freely. However he couldn't use his magic because the monster that had once possessed him, could once again take him over. He was the kind of guy girls go nuts over.. ya know, tall dark and handsome. He was the last remaining elf of his kind."

"Oh! that's so sad."

"Yeah. But I'm sure the princess wouldn't have minded helping him repopulate his kind...Heh."

"Why must you cheapen such a beautiful thing?"

Draco rolled his eyes and continued.

"After those bracelets were made and placed on Dar, Deirdre's mother requested that he protect Deirdre because she was the 'Daughter of Light'.."

"Daughter of Light?"

"Yeah, She was chosen to destroy the evil shadow guy. Do you want to hear the story or not?"

"oh please keep going!" Ginny was straight-backed and listening intently.

"Alright. Well somewhere in some Elf country.. El... something, Deirdre was being sent out to find her nanny's sons and husband, and because she loved her nanny like a mother. Oh yeah Deirdre never knew her REAL mother, which is actually the mother that sent Dar to protect her. She was raised by her aunt and uncle. Anyway She was out searching for her Nanny, Lilianna's sons Rohan and Anduin, when she stopped in at a tavern before she was to cross the river and continue looking in Lilianna's homeland, another Elf country. I like elves. She was attacked in the tavern and was doing quite well against her 6 attackers, when an unfamiliar shadowy elf-man came to her rescue."

"Dar?"

"Yep. He rescued her and he told her that he was being paid to protect her. and She offered to double it if he went away. But he refused. He often refused her. He wasn't a mean guy. Just kind of..."

"Anti-social?"

"Exactly. They travelled to Lilianna's homeland and ran into one of her sons, whom was travelling with his cousin, Corwyn, whom was a healer. Anduin was the vagabond-ish rogue guy. I kind of liked his character. He's real mellow. And he was on a mission of his own, to find some important swords for the ruler of his country. Well they all ended up travelling together. and Dar proved himself as a very good protector on more than one occasion..."

"Like how?"

Draco's ears perked up at the sound of a foreign voice. While he'd been telling his story, he failed to notice the small group of first years and a few second and third years who had stopped to listen to the wonderful tale.

"GET!!" Draco shouted, shooing them away and dropping the nearly melted ice pack into the lap of one Miss Virginia Weasley. Startled slightly, she giggled. "I guess you'll have to tell me more later, It's dinnertime."

.::: In the dining hall :::.

There was a buzz amongst the younger classmen about Draco's story. Many were chatting about the characters and a few students had the backbone to ask Draco himself about it.

"Can i find this story in the library?"

"Probably.. Grrr"

"What's wrong Drac..oooo!!!!" Pansy had leaned across the table, but in her zest to heal draco's sour temperment she placed her hand on a fork, which pierced her hand, which in turn sent her screaming in pain from the Slytherin table, followed closely by everyone's favourite hermaphrodite, Blaise Zabini.

Across the Great hall from a now chuckling Draco was a Ginny , whom was doubled over laughing.

"Heh."

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End Notes: I'm probably going to write more for this story, but I'll probably be spending more time on my D&D RP Character stories... because well... I love Dar. So nyan. and since this is an R rater story....

Shit

Bastard

Boob

Pee-pee

Asshole!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright.. I'm so done right now. -falls asleep on her keyboard- Oyasumi.

-Wakes up-

Hey... I'm almost on 4 pages... I talk a little longer. Sometimes I like my banter between chapters even more than the chapters themselves. Snoogans.

I could seriously go for a slurpee right now. Jesus.. it's only 2:42am... it seems sooo much later.

What should I make to take on a picnic? Maybe I'll have Draco take Ginny on a picnic because it's a sweet thing to do for the girl you like.

WoooHoo! Four Whole Pages! Alright Oyasumi... damnit. GOD LET ME SLEEP YOU EVIL MUSE FROM HELL!!!

-Sigh- I give up... Just kill me now.....