Well; I'm back. See I'm not entirely an idiot. I cane back. Oh my muse is
grounded so if up dates are few and far between that is the reason. Thank
you to my wonderful reviewers. I LOVE YOU!! Not that way in the platonic
way. Well see you at the end of the chapter for important up dates on my
life. Bye bye.
p.s. all my comments are in []. Ok? Ok. Get it, got it. Good.
"Yes Sam you do have to come." Stated Frodo tiredly. "But I don't want to. I don't even like computers." Sam said matter-of- factly. "I won't go." "Yes you will and that's final." "Fine" Sam pouted. They packed their duffle bags and started to walk. They covered a good distance of about ten feet before Sam started complaining of hunger. They stopped and ate a bag of m then continued on their way. Frodo plugged in his headphones to his walkman and began jamming it Led Zeppelin. (Battle of Evermore and Ramble on to be precise.) "Where do these guys get these odd words? I mean come on Ringwraiths, Gollum; who comes up with this stuff?" Frodo asked of thin air. "I know what Mordor is. That's south of Gondor right?" [The Almighty Authoress smacks her forehead with her hand. 'Idiots'] He started busting some moves. Very bad moves. [God he can't dance at all.] "Mr. Frodo please stop dancing. You are killing me." Sam asked desperately. Just then who should show up on motorized scooters than Marry and Pippin. "Hey what up Frodo?" Marry asked [Oh my God they talk funny too.] "Hey give me your scooter now man. I've been walkin all day." "Nope." Just at that moment the disk jockey wraiths drove up in black mustangs. Don't forget there are nine. DJW 1 "Hey you short dudes! You hobbits?" [I never said they were bright.] "Yep why? What do you want?" Pippin, can't lie to save his life. This is no exception. "Ok." The Disk Jockey Wraith 1 got out of his car and was seen in goth uniform; complete with black hoody. He chased them on foot to the Brandywine river; whatched them jump onto the small jet ski and ride the waves to the other side. "Drat the dark lady of Microsoft won't be happy with us. Drat" He snapped his non-existent fingers and ran back to his mustang.
*Meanwhile on the jet ski* "Where the Mordor are you going Frodo?" Marry asked. "Sam and I must get to Bree." "I don't wanna go!" "Shut-up Sam" "This is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friend. Some people." "Shut-up Pippin!" They all chorused.
Like? Hate? I need reviews!! See the Purple-gray button at the bottom of your screen? Click it or I will send the wrath of the Disk Jockey Wraiths on you!
Ok now for the poll. How should I portray Aragorn (Strider)? I am at a loss for Ideas. Should I A) Make him the strong hero everyone will love madly. B) Make him a complete ditz or C) a nice combo of the two? Review and make your voice heard!!
"Yes Sam you do have to come." Stated Frodo tiredly. "But I don't want to. I don't even like computers." Sam said matter-of- factly. "I won't go." "Yes you will and that's final." "Fine" Sam pouted. They packed their duffle bags and started to walk. They covered a good distance of about ten feet before Sam started complaining of hunger. They stopped and ate a bag of m then continued on their way. Frodo plugged in his headphones to his walkman and began jamming it Led Zeppelin. (Battle of Evermore and Ramble on to be precise.) "Where do these guys get these odd words? I mean come on Ringwraiths, Gollum; who comes up with this stuff?" Frodo asked of thin air. "I know what Mordor is. That's south of Gondor right?" [The Almighty Authoress smacks her forehead with her hand. 'Idiots'] He started busting some moves. Very bad moves. [God he can't dance at all.] "Mr. Frodo please stop dancing. You are killing me." Sam asked desperately. Just then who should show up on motorized scooters than Marry and Pippin. "Hey what up Frodo?" Marry asked [Oh my God they talk funny too.] "Hey give me your scooter now man. I've been walkin all day." "Nope." Just at that moment the disk jockey wraiths drove up in black mustangs. Don't forget there are nine. DJW 1 "Hey you short dudes! You hobbits?" [I never said they were bright.] "Yep why? What do you want?" Pippin, can't lie to save his life. This is no exception. "Ok." The Disk Jockey Wraith 1 got out of his car and was seen in goth uniform; complete with black hoody. He chased them on foot to the Brandywine river; whatched them jump onto the small jet ski and ride the waves to the other side. "Drat the dark lady of Microsoft won't be happy with us. Drat" He snapped his non-existent fingers and ran back to his mustang.
*Meanwhile on the jet ski* "Where the Mordor are you going Frodo?" Marry asked. "Sam and I must get to Bree." "I don't wanna go!" "Shut-up Sam" "This is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friend. Some people." "Shut-up Pippin!" They all chorused.
Like? Hate? I need reviews!! See the Purple-gray button at the bottom of your screen? Click it or I will send the wrath of the Disk Jockey Wraiths on you!
Ok now for the poll. How should I portray Aragorn (Strider)? I am at a loss for Ideas. Should I A) Make him the strong hero everyone will love madly. B) Make him a complete ditz or C) a nice combo of the two? Review and make your voice heard!!